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"do me a favour and do a wee for me, I can't be bothered to get up out of the chair "hang on a min.................................................done it | |||
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"do me a favour and do a wee for me, I can't be bothered to get up out of the chair "I just asked siren to do the same thing for me as I didn't want to miss a free kick. I didn't know a woman could swear like that, I tell ya!!  | |||
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"do me a favour and do a wee for me, I can't be bothered to get up out of the chair
I just asked siren to do the same thing for me as I didn't want to miss a free kick.
I didn't know a woman could swear like that, I tell ya!! "Hurts when she pees...?  | |||
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"yeah on your own for that sorry Lightweight.  "well i helped out with the wee so i think it's your turn  | |||
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"do me a favour and do a wee for me, I can't be bothered to get up out of the chair
I just asked siren to do the same thing for me as I didn't want to miss a free kick.
I didn't know a woman could swear like that, I tell ya!!
Hurts when she pees...? "It was more like, "Fook man, wha the fook d'ya think aye..." didn't catch the rest as she goes into pure Geordie when she's really riled up. | |||
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"yeah on your own for that sorry Lightweight.
well i helped out with the wee so i think it's your turn"She'll have to wait until the full whistle goes. Best I can do. | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better "Too late. New sofa please.  | |||
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"yeah on your own for that sorry Lightweight.
well i helped out with the wee so i think it's your turn
She'll have to wait until the full whistle goes. Best I can do."i doubt you'll miss anything if you help now | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then "is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home? | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better "Have you opened the window? | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window? "used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy  | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?"lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy "EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet. {Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah! | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol "is it not drafty with only 3 walls? | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy
EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet.
{Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah! "no i was just being friendly | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy
EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet.
{Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah!
no i was just being friendly"Really? Are all you coppers like that then? We have one who comes round here from time to time and he's specially nice to both of us. | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy
EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet.
{Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah!
no i was just being friendly
Really? Are all you coppers like that then? We have one who comes round here from time to time and he's specially nice to both of us. "i wouldn't say all but i have been known to get very friendly | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy
EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet.
{Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah! "nah she doesn't make a smell - no woman ever admits to it do they? | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls?" lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms  | |||
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better
Have you opened the window?
used the fabreeze - I'm a good boy
EEEW! Me and the policemanchappy thought it was ya missus needing a hand going to the toilet.
{Wishy runs to kitchen to wash hands} ptah!
nah she doesn't make a smell - no woman ever admits to it do they? "Don't you believe it! Especially breast-feeding women. Man, they stink. | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls? lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms "I thought you were buying a house not a flammin hotel!!!! | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls? lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms
I thought you were buying a house not a flammin hotel!!!!"its perfect... one en suite, one bathroom up stairs and another down stairs...  xxx and as there is only us two, we can have guests to stay.... may only make them pay in kind | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls? lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms
I thought you were buying a house not a flammin hotel!!!!
its perfect... one en suite, one bathroom up stairs and another down stairs... xxx and as there is only us two, we can have guests to stay.... may only make them pay in kind "and I haven't been to Plymouth for about 9 months now but maybe I know a place to stay nextg time I come - especially if I can have my own bathroom | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls? lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms
I thought you were buying a house not a flammin hotel!!!!
its perfect... one en suite, one bathroom up stairs and another down stairs... xxx and as there is only us two, we can have guests to stay.... may only make them pay in kind
and I haven't been to Plymouth for about 9 months now but maybe I know a place to stay nextg time I come - especially if I can have my own bathroom "you would need to cross the water, its in cornwall... about 25 mins from plymouth.. but you would be welcome. x | |||
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"can you put televisions in the bathroom, cause when i bought a chandalier for mine they looked at me like i was stupid when i asked one of the workmen to put it up for me" You can, but the electricity supply feeding it has to be outside the bathroom and on a fused spur. The TV should be a sealed unit too, or recessed into the wall and sealed or it's going to be subjected the humidity in the bathroom. | |||
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"ghess just get a comaode for when the footballs on,. with a mini fridge attached to the side... never have to move again then
is that going to be a feature of the sitting room in your new home?
lol its a good idea,, may just fit a tv to one of the 3 bathroom walls. lol
is it not drafty with only 3 walls? lol i ment one of the walls in the 3 bathrooms
I thought you were buying a house not a flammin hotel!!!!
its perfect... one en suite, one bathroom up stairs and another down stairs... xxx and as there is only us two, we can have guests to stay.... may only make them pay in kind
and I haven't been to Plymouth for about 9 months now but maybe I know a place to stay nextg time I come - especially if I can have my own bathroom
you would need to cross the water, its in cornwall... about 25 mins from plymouth.. but you would be welcome. x "have car and passport | |||
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"can you put televisions in the bathroom, cause when i bought a chandalier for mine they looked at me like i was stupid when i asked one of the workmen to put it up for me" I stayed in a hotel recently which not only had a phone next to the loo but also an eye for the tv remote so you could change channels from the bath and if you left the door open the screen reflected in the mirror!!
Had a sod of a time with the subtitles, think it was set to Serbo-Croat! | |||
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