FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning everyone.....

Please report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum today...

Look forward to seeing you on the parade ground.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets in, farts, leaves*

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*gets in, farts, leaves*

At least we were outside......

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Present but far from correct. Who's got the coffee pot please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in to say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm present, but not very correct..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but far from correct. Who's got the coffee pot please?"

Good morning dark phoenix....I'll make you a coffee....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Present but far from correct. Who's got the coffee pot please?

Good morning dark phoenix....I'll make you a coffee....

Oh much appreciated

Can barely keep my eyes open this morning

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash sir

It seems that someone overnight confused the mess hall for the latrine so I’m looking for some privates to sort it out.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Pops in to say hi

Hi Rachel....Thanks for popping in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash x

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

Morning Sir, morning all, have a fabulous week everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squadron leader biggles reporting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir reporting for duty

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning sir!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

Good morning Cheeky...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present, but not very correct..

Morning Lisa......hope you have a lovely day...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm present, but not very correct..

Morning Lisa......hope you have a lovely day...

And you, Ash..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but far from correct. Who's got the coffee pot please?

Good morning dark phoenix....I'll make you a coffee....

Oh much appreciated

Can barely keep my eyes open this morning "

You're welcome....one strong coffee coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning saahh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty sir!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash sir

It seems that someone overnight confused the mess hall for the latrine so I’m looking for some privates to sort it out.....

Morning corporal.....thanks for the report.....I'm sure you will soon put those privates to work

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash x"

Good morning Dandlb.....I hope you are well x

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Partially present. Morning all.

Mrs x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Sir, morning all, have a fabulous week everyone xxx"

Good morning lula.....I hope you have fabulous week....x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Squadron leader biggles reporting in "

Thanks for reporting in squadron leader....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here and on time....oh wait you haven't set a time deadline....oh well

Her x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sir reporting for duty"

Morning corporal wookie .. ...are you ready for action?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning sir! "

Morning DC....you have passed inspection......

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

morning

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning saahh!"

Morning wild ones...are you ready for duty?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here sir reporting for duty

Morning corporal wookie .. ...are you ready for action?....."
always ready and raring to go sir yes sir happy to run the ladies though hard drills if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private browsing here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty sir!"

Thanks for reporting in private.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Partially present. Morning all.

Mrs x"

Morning mrs B.....hope you have a happy monday...x

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'm here. M is working & the kids are already driving me up the wall so a bit of Fab time might save my sanity (or might not

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I am here and on time....oh wait you haven't set a time deadline....oh well

Her x"

No dead line today but well done for reporting in early...

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By *andy2123Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Morning all x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"morning

Good morning Jasmine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moaning! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Private browsing here

I'm incognito browsing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sir reporting for duty

Morning corporal wookie .. ...are you ready for action?.....always ready and raring to go sir yes sir happy to run the ladies though hard drills if needed

I will leave you to come up with some hard drills for the ladies....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here. M is working & the kids are already driving me up the wall so a bit of Fab time might save my sanity (or might not

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Morning K....enjoy your fab time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correctly present

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all x

Morning Sandy....hope you have a lovely day...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good moaning! x"

Good moaning Kat!.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Alright."

Alright Jim......

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By *luemarraMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Reporting for duty and standing to Attention!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Correctly present

Thanks for reporting in p.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right wheres the coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash x

Good morning Dandlb.....I hope you are well x"

We’re very good thank you! How are you both? X

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Good morning Ash

I’m here reporting for duty

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Right wheres the coffee? "

Under the duvet with me

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

Il be here later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct !

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Present and correct sir! Unfortunately I now have to go awol...too much to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct (Ish)

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Reporting for duty

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

('-')7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

physically here

mentally its always questionable

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Right wheres the coffee? "

One coffee coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash x

Good morning Dandlb.....I hope you are well x

We’re very good thank you! How are you both? X"

were both doing good thank you...slowly try to get back to some sort of normality x

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Present

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By *ajSharpeMan
over a year ago

Woking-ish

Present but definitely not correct... top half is fine for conference calls... shorts below though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present, but not correct. Almost everyday has been a dress down day at the office haha

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Morning Ash

I'm here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash

I’m here reporting for duty

Good morning Busty...can you report to my office in the barracks for a close inspection....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash

I'm here "
this one needs a good drilling ash mind if I runher though her paces

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Il be here later"

Afternoon squirter....see you later....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct !"

Good afternoon Tube...Can you report to my office with some Jaffa cakes please...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Present and correct as ever Ash!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct !"

Good afternoon Tube...Can you report to my office with some Jaffa cakes please...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct sir! Unfortunately I now have to go awol...too much to do!"

I hope you manage to get it all done....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Morning Ash

I'm here this one needs a good drilling ash mind if I runher though her paces

I can't argue with you there WD 16 weeks dry not that I'm counting

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct (Ish)

HC"

Thanks for reporting in HC....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash

I'm here this one needs a good drilling ash mind if I runher though her paces

I can't argue with you there WD 16 weeks dry not that I'm counting

xx"
I'd soon have you wet

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty "

Good afternoon bearded dragon.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"physically here

mentally its always questionable"

I hope you have a good day wonko.......

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present

Are you correct today?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but definitely not correct... top half is fine for conference calls... shorts below though.

Afternoon Major sharp...Remember not to stand up during one of your calls....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present, but not correct. Almost everyday has been a dress down day at the office haha"

It sounds like you're enjoying them....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

I'm here "

Thanks for reporting in for duty Ms Bossy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon Ash , just home from work

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

I'm here this one needs a good drilling ash mind if I runher though her paces

Please go ahead and report back to me later how she did....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very late check in from Lieutenant Lois.

Have been super busy today. Just having a 5 minute Fab break

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct as ever Ash!

Good afternoon Captain Meli......Its always a pleasure to see you....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good afternoon Ash , just home from work

Good afternoon Taff....How was work today?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks... afternoon all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m here "

Afternoon Itjusttakestime....Are you correct today?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Very late check in from Lieutenant Lois.

Have been super busy today. Just having a 5 minute Fab break

Afternoon Lieutenant Lois....Thanks for checking in and hope you have a good rest this evening....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bollocks... afternoon all

Good afternoon....Its an easy mistake to make!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon Ash , just home from work

Good afternoon Taff....How was work today?....."
jolly busy but imhome now and the skies are blue so a bike ride in a bit

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

Better late than never, afternoon all, sort of present, and not quite correct, but will do for now, xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Good morning Ash

I’m here reporting for duty

Good morning Busty...can you report to my office in the barracks for a close inspection....

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we do now we here

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What do we do now we here"

Try your very best to misbehave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon comrades..

Sexual distancing Present and correct!

Wishing everyone a pleasant Monday, except that prick hayfever

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"Afternoon comrades..

Sexual distancing Present and correct!

Wishing everyone a pleasant Monday, except that prick hayfever

Hahaha!! Agreed!

Afternoon lovelies

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The present and not so very 'correct' Anabelle reporting

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