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The whinging, miserable sod thread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love a good old fashioned whinge from time to time (actually, quite frequently in fact).

It is after all, scientifically proven to be beneficial to one’s psychological health and makes for a highly fun and indeed rewarding hobby.

Ever the altruistic and thoroughly decent chap that I am, I am now inviting you all to join me in this most wondrous of pastimes;

Simply post the object of your moaning here and whinge to glory like there’s no tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back."

You do know how many they get?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.

Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!

I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!

I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back.

You do know how many they get?"

But surely they must know mine is more important than all the others?

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham


"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.

Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!

I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!

I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top....."

This made me laugh, my best one was buying a new pair of scissors and you needed a pair of scissors to get into the new scissors...annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really sorry OP but it's....people moaning and whinging on threads

Miserable sods expecting everyone else to wallow in misery...noooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the biggest miserable moaning twat in the forums.... Fact!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.

In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.

But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

I work on the bins, people have proved once and for all there is such a thing as stupid questions

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I didn't realise critical thinking was so fucking rare. I can't even deal with it.

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Litter. Really boils my piss.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i hate having to walk 3 feet round the back of a car at a junction only to have the twat pull off. no damn consideration....

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should. You alcohol starved dicks.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should. You alcohol starved dicks."

God so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.

In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.

But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off! "

I HATE this

They always want to talk as well.

SHHHHH and go away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.

In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.

But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off!

I HATE this

They always want to talk as well.

SHHHHH and go away!"

Same with walking the dogs. It's my alone time wandering round while they run about sniffing. And here comes another dog walker. To talk ffs. Just because I've got dogs and you've got dogs doesn't mean I want to talk to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.

Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!

I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!

I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top.....

This made me laugh, my best one was buying a new pair of scissors and you needed a pair of scissors to get into the new scissors...annoying!"

This. The packaging craze. I was shopping the other day, and I saw an item that made me die a bit inside. Peeled orange slices, tangerines, even bananas, wrapped under plastic. Y'all know that those fruits already HAD their own packaging, biodegradable and zero impact?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should. You alcohol starved dicks."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.

In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.

But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off! "

Sorry, I thought you looked kinda cute

And it's the same in carpark.. Why do people park right next to you, when they can have so many other spaces???

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.

Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!

I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!

I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top....."

Let me resolve your problems

Sugar cubes...preformed squares of glucose goodness sold in boxed cartons

Ham packets a 99p pair of scissors is more dexterous than an angle grinder

Biscuits open them they where they ment to be with a knife or if you an uncivilized beast like me...rip them open with your teeth.

You known you are gonna eat the whole pack in one sitting anyway

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

DOG CLOTHES.. What the fuck? Stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DOG CLOTHES.. What the fuck? Stop it! "

Thought that was a kink for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops. Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

.....and yet another one: When overtaking someone (dawdling) on a footpath and the bugger actually increases their pace(!!!) WTF?! This ain’t F1 - would you pull this crap on the roads?!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops. Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops. Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I. "

Cheerful people

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'm not even going to start, we could be here for a while lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And yet another: Those people who take the time to bag their dogs mess up (top marks!)......but then hang the shit filled bag in a tree or else dump it by the path!

WHY???!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even going to start, we could be here for a while lol "

Go on I love pet peeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops. Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I.

Cheerful people "

I feel a bit tiggerish today, must be the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet another: Those people who take the time to bag their dogs mess up (top marks!)......but then hang the shit filled bag in a tree or else dump it by the path!

WHY???!!!!!! "

I agree there or dump them around the bin they are supposed to go in. And my local park is covered in shit by people who probably never set foot in it before Covid

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'm not even going to start, we could be here for a while lol

Go on I love pet peeves "

Nooo I'd come across as a right moany bitch who could do with a good shag... Oh wait... I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the biggest miserable moaning twat in the forums.... Fact! "

You're not wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even going to start, we could be here for a while lol

Go on I love pet peeves

Nooo I'd come across as a right moany bitch who could do with a good shag... Oh wait... I am!"

We could always lay in bed afterwards having a good moan

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By *rumpet and ScouseCouple
over a year ago

Chorley

Loving this thread you can't beat a good moan sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving this thread you can't beat a good moan sometimes lol"

It's even better when you get the people moaning about the people moaning

Now I need to think about more things to moan about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Modern lingo; ‘Living my best life’/‘Living it large’ etc

It should be a crime punishable by hanging, drawing and quartering.

The end.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It's sunny but there is a cool wind...grrrr. Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy....."

Well you shouldn't be...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another, rather odd one: ‘Cryptic’ Crossword clues.

What sort of dejected, social reprobate comes up with these bullshit, invariably completely irrelevant ‘Clues’?

Even after solving the word (via the provided conventional clue) the cryptic versions STILL make no sense.

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