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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Wondered if anyone fancied sharing tales of either an amazingly good meet or any horror stories....there must be some interesting moments ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left. "

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree "

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone."

He sounds like a very unfortunate soul lol x

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either "

??????

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone."

I'm sorry that just isn't normal ha I hope

The weekend was at least on him ??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either "

not when i get drugs tested at work it isnt, plus the way she did it mid pump haha

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone."

That is the worst I’ve heard ffs .. so sorry xx

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'd have legged it like you did too

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I'd have legged it like you did too "

Yup

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Reason I asked was I was thinking back to my previous existence on here when I liver in Scotland and I arranged to pick someone up who I had been chatting to for a bit. She was smoking hot (walked out of a rather fancy house) but had a pair of trainers on with a hole at the toe. Sounds ridiculous but I couldn't get over it.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left. "

My meet had a spaniel which was as neurotic as she was. It had separation anxiety and needed to be within two inches of her at all times otherwise it would howl endlessly. We closed the door with the dog outside her room and got down to business but the dog was being a nuisance so she let him into the room. It climbed up into bed and lay at the bottom of the bed whilst we carried on. Bloody dog barks again so she tells the dog to sit on the pillow where it's usual spot is. We carry on... Still fucking barks. So she lays a hand on the dog and keeps it there and we carry on. Yep, you guessed it. Fucker won't shut up. We switch positions, doggy style incidentally but this time I pat the dog whenever it barks. With each thrust I could see the dog's head bobble with our movement. My eyes were fixed more on that annoying dog's stupid head than the fuck in front of me. As I fucked and rammed my cock in, the dog's head bobbles. It was like I was fucking the dog. I was fucking her, but seeing a dog.

By the third meet I managed to get her to give up the dog for adoption

On a serious note, they had an unhealthy connection and stressed each other out. It was a nervous dog which made her nervous and vice versa. Think I did em both a favour.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone.

I'm sorry that just isn't normal ha I hope

The weekend was at least on him ??"

Nope, lost the best part of £2k. Should've paid a pro, in hindsight.

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone.

I'm sorry that just isn't normal ha I hope

The weekend was at least on him ??

Nope, lost the best part of £2k. Should've paid a pro, in hindsight. "

Wow....you need to vet meets more carefully lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed"

You shouldn't meet again haha

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed"

Fucking hell, I’ve now decided all my meets were fantastic xx thanks

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed"

Haha oh gosh

Is there a third one or did you decide 2 dodgy meets were enough?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone."
Sometimes the game gives you special bonus power ups which only last for x number of hours. And using those means you can go on a hot winning streak. When you're hot you're hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed

Haha oh gosh

Is there a third one or did you decide 2 dodgy meets were enough?"

everyone has some funny stories tbf theyre my only two but the second one i actually would have met her again, it was just unfortunate... but as they say shit happens

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed

Haha oh gosh

Is there a third one or did you decide 2 dodgy meets were enough?

everyone has some funny stories tbf theyre my only two but the second one i actually would have met her again, it was just unfortunate... but as they say shit happens "

Totally agree

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing "
If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing "

??????????

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess! "

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing "

Googled... And now wincing!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing! "

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol "
Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods. "

Exactly lol steel rods, silicone plugs, candles, lollipops.. If it is stick like it will be used

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods.

Exactly lol steel rods, silicone plugs, candles, lollipops.. If it is stick like it will be used "
Ah god. I am traumatised but still intrigued to ask what do you both enjoy about it as sounder and soundee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met the mrs

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods.

Exactly lol steel rods, silicone plugs, candles, lollipops.. If it is stick like it will be used Ah god. I am traumatised but still intrigued to ask what do you both enjoy about it as sounder and soundee? "

I can't speak for the recipient but I enjoy the control & it panders to my mean streak & is bloody great to watch a guy cum from it

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Are there other mean things you do to people?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Met the mrs "
I assume that falls into best not worst meets

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Are there other mean things you do to people? "

I thought you were going to bed forever .... You don't want to hear about my encounters

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh. "

Your miles away & I don't travel so you're pretty safe. From me at least

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh. "

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed."

I'll note that x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed."
Fucking hell, now you bring blood into the equation. And the crazy sounder is now taking notes!

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed.

I'll note that x"

The e-stim cock ring didn't help, loss of feeling on the top for several months was the result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there other mean things you do to people?

I thought you were going to bed forever .... You don't want to hear about my encounters "

Oh Ms Bossy I so want to be your play thing... I've a high threshold to Blackpool rock play lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed. Fucking hell, now you bring blood into the equation. And the crazy sounder is now taking notes! "

I'd pass out at the sight of blood... You know how to make a tourniquet to stop bleeding right?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Are there other mean things you do to people?

I thought you were going to bed forever .... You don't want to hear about my encounters

Oh Ms Bossy I so want to be your play thing... I've a high threshold to Blackpool rock play lol"

That's going on my private notes

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I met a couple through a different site and stayed the night at theirs. During play he tore his frenum and blood was spurting out like an artery had burst.

It certainly killed any passion.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I met a couple through a different site and stayed the night at theirs. During play he tore his frenum and blood was spurting out like an artery had burst.

It certainly killed any passion. "

Frenulum*

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Can't sleep now. Don't feel safe. Too scared someone might come in the middle of the night and ram summat down my dick for a laugh.

Sorry to but in but this made me giggle. Don't knock it till you try it, only beware of sounding an over stimulated cock. They bleed. Fucking hell, now you bring blood into the equation. And the crazy sounder is now taking notes!

I'd pass out at the sight of blood... You know how to make a tourniquet to stop bleeding right? "

Yeah but twisting the cock ring would be more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the comments

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either

not when i get drugs tested at work it isnt, plus the way she did it mid pump haha"

How damn good was the sex if she had to stop and do drugs in the middle of a pump lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Worst was probably the guy who started by edging me, never actually finished me off, got angry with his dick at one point and then left to have a KFC instead.

Best was just a great time. We went for a walk in a beautiful place, he made me dinner and then we spent a good 24 hours alterating between naughty fun, massages and pretty deep conversations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either

not when i get drugs tested at work it isnt, plus the way she did it mid pump haha

How damn good was the sex if she had to stop and do drugs in the middle of a pump lol"

haha that was round 3 must have needed an energy boost

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By *andy2123Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The worst meets we have had, have always been when the men have been trying to run everything, and it's obvious the women's not into it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t been lucky enough to have on yet lol

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By *euve4usCouple
over a year ago

Teddington

So anyone who is a little squeamish...look away

It wasn’t a meet but a Saturday romp together where we were enjoying more of a good deep pounding session. Just at the point of cumming slipped out and rather than cum a fountain of blood spurted forth and kept doing so all over Claire and the bed. Ran into the ensuite shower where the orgasmic pumping continued and the thoughts of bleeding to death through ones dick came to mind!!

Bleeding did stop and off to hospital for a check up and answering the Drs embarrassing questions - yes Dr I was going full bash which we were both enjoying until a red coloured Niagra Falls appeared. Ok it does appear you burst a blood vessel - yep spotted that one...no sex for a week

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

At least she offered ha yes not the best that must agree

Sharing is caring they say, that's shits not cheap either

not when i get drugs tested at work it isnt, plus the way she did it mid pump haha

How damn good was the sex if she had to stop and do drugs in the middle of a pump lol"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Best meet - Had a good chat and laugh then back to her place...to 'play cards' ha ha

Worst meet - Getting on very well and I was just hitting my stride when she suddenly ended it. Nice walk up the road had a farewell kiss as she went home...never saw her again.

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Here is a story that happened to me a couple of years ago.

So there was a couple that I met twice before and had the pleasure of entertaining them at mine.

We made an arrangement to meet up again.

They came round, I opened the door, they sat down in the living room and i offered them a drink.

Whilst in the kitchen, we were all talking openly. Generic stuff about how everyone is, how the week and working week has been.

They could hear glasses clanging and they asked me what I was doing. I was emptying the dish washer whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.

They found this disrespectful

got up and left.

Quickest meet ever

Brilliant LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is a story that happened to me a couple of years ago.

So there was a couple that I met twice before and had the pleasure of entertaining them at mine.

We made an arrangement to meet up again.

They came round, I opened the door, they sat down in the living room and i offered them a drink.

Whilst in the kitchen, we were all talking openly. Generic stuff about how everyone is, how the week and working week has been.

They could hear glasses clanging and they asked me what I was doing. I was emptying the dish washer whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.

They found this disrespectful

got up and left.

Quickest meet ever

Brilliant LOL"

That wasn't great timing to empty the dishwasher in all fairness. I wouldn't of left but still

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"Here is a story that happened to me a couple of years ago.

So there was a couple that I met twice before and had the pleasure of entertaining them at mine.

We made an arrangement to meet up again.

They came round, I opened the door, they sat down in the living room and i offered them a drink.

Whilst in the kitchen, we were all talking openly. Generic stuff about how everyone is, how the week and working week has been.

They could hear glasses clanging and they asked me what I was doing. I was emptying the dish washer whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.

They found this disrespectful

got up and left.

Quickest meet ever

Brilliant LOL

That wasn't great timing to empty the dishwasher in all fairness. I wouldn't of left but still "

It still haunts me to this day, just cant believe it happened. I thought they were joking at first.

I dont think it was disrespectful toward them but each to their own I guess

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I travelled for a meet. Something like four hours each way, passing through London en route.

The visit was supposed to last thirty-six hours. She spent twenty-eight of those hours asleep.

I played with her cats, and watched TV for the first time in over a decade. I hadn't been missing much.

I jumped on an earlier train back to London, but couldn't get an earlier one back to Nottingham. Spent something like four hours just wandering around bumping into famous landmarks.

She deleted me on social media and never spoke to me again. Real shame. She was a lovely woman, and we'd got on really well to that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the one i posted wasnt even my worst.. met a girl on tinder, kinky as fuck, sex was mindblowing then she decides to spice it up even more while im fucking her from behind and tells me to put this small anne summers butt plug up her ass, i obliged it was hot and a massive turn on... big mistake, as she came from me fucking her i got a front row seat to her ass literally eating the but plug.. to this day i swear it reached out and consumed it... then began the panic, said buttplug did not want to come out, 30 mins later after lots of tears with me telling her to go into a birthing position, said buttplug finally makes an appearance once more rocketing out and smacking me on the chest... never saw her again after that, i think she was just to embarressed"

Oh that’s awful! Poor girl!

The butt plug must have been very poorly designed! That’s the whole point of the bottom of a plug being wide!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods.

Exactly lol steel rods, silicone plugs, candles, lollipops.. If it is stick like it will be used Ah god. I am traumatised but still intrigued to ask what do you both enjoy about it as sounder and soundee?

I can't speak for the recipient but I enjoy the control & it panders to my mean streak & is bloody great to watch a guy cum from it "

Watch the lit candle shoot across the room Do they cum with things still in there (is there room) or when its taken out

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Do you blow the candle out and then slice the cock like a birthday cake? You may as well right? Already sticking things inside, potential blood letting, may as well go the whole hog!

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

I met domeone about 2 yrs ago

Turned up half pissed

Half d up cud smell it on him

Sniffin big time

Took 3 attempts to try n get a condom on

Gave up in the end

Till a few days later

Gets a random msg off some wonan asking wen i fucked her hubby last week did he wear a condom

Hmmm i thought iv not met no married men hence i say on my profile

Thrn i found out he msg me n said he was married

She then msg me back askin her wat happened

I told her the whole story the d*unkeness, the and the 3 attempts of a condom

Called him limp dick but he was meetin someone else aswell buy had made out TO HIS WIFE that i was the other woman ,

Guess who had the last laff in the end thrn

She beleived me i said u bedt confront ur lyin cheatin 2timin shit of a hubby

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I've told this story a few times, but I went for a dirty long weekend with someone off another site. The sex was very thin on the ground and the weekend's highlight was me starkers on the bed wanking with a very noisy toy while he lay next to me playing candy crush on his phone."

I had a very similar meet

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Fab tales, love em.

My meets severe allergy to my little cat.

The meet that turned up with a broken leg.

The lady I picked up from the station, informing me she'd just been on "Jeremy Kyle.

Yep, I can't half attract them

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"My best & most memorable encounter (I don't do meets as such) was a guy who came into the club one night, it was his birthday & he really wanted a candle stuck in his dick, no one would do it so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Went inside, got some candles & got him on the pool table.

Gave him a bit of a suck to get him hard then slid the candle in his jap & lit it, continued to wank him with this lit candle in his penis while the happy birthday song was playing If that is the definition of best then I may as well just give up and go back to bed forever. Different strokes for different folks n all that I guess!

Sounding & pegging are my kinda thing

Googled... And now wincing!

It tends to have that affect on most. May make sense to you now why that's been one of my best lol Ah yeah... Cos everyone else wudda just shat themselves! Still wincing here. Surgical... steel... rods.

Exactly lol steel rods, silicone plugs, candles, lollipops.. If it is stick like it will be used Ah god. I am traumatised but still intrigued to ask what do you both enjoy about it as sounder and soundee?

I can't speak for the recipient but I enjoy the control & it panders to my mean streak & is bloody great to watch a guy cum from it

Watch the lit candle shoot across the room Do they cum with things still in there (is there room) or when its taken out"

Yes its fun to watch when they cum & it fly's everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me was on holiday meet up with a lass a few years older than me who thought it be funny too stick a dildo up my arse. I was that d*unk I did not realise until it had been up me for a few minutes.

She quickly left afterwards

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By *aughty treats OP   Man
over a year ago

tamworth

Some very good stories thanks all for akin the time to entertain and educate ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"met an older lady at hers, after the dogs finally stopped climbing all over me, she took me upstairs where tbh the sex was pretty damn good, until she stops preps a line and asked me if i wanted some ... and with that, turn on was gone and i left.

My meet had a spaniel which was as neurotic as she was. It had separation anxiety and needed to be within two inches of her at all times otherwise it would howl endlessly. We closed the door with the dog outside her room and got down to business but the dog was being a nuisance so she let him into the room. It climbed up into bed and lay at the bottom of the bed whilst we carried on. Bloody dog barks again so she tells the dog to sit on the pillow where it's usual spot is. We carry on... Still fucking barks. So she lays a hand on the dog and keeps it there and we carry on. Yep, you guessed it. Fucker won't shut up. We switch positions, doggy style incidentally but this time I pat the dog whenever it barks. With each thrust I could see the dog's head bobble with our movement. My eyes were fixed more on that annoying dog's stupid head than the fuck in front of me. As I fucked and rammed my cock in, the dog's head bobbles. It was like I was fucking the dog. I was fucking her, but seeing a dog.

By the third meet I managed to get her to give up the dog for adoption

On a serious note, they had an unhealthy connection and stressed each other out. It was a nervous dog which made her nervous and vice versa. Think I did em both a favour. "
lmfao sorry but that made me chuckle

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

No worries. With my hand on its soft fur as I fucked away, my eyes staring at those big black spaniel eyes, it's eyes staring back at mine together with the murmurs of sexual contentment as all three of us lay together in close contact...my thoughts were, this moment is gonna be forum material on the Internet somewhere one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No worries. With my hand on its soft fur as I fucked away, my eyes staring at those big black spaniel eyes, it's eyes staring back at mine together with the murmurs of sexual contentment as all three of us lay together in close contact...my thoughts were, this moment is gonna be forum material on the Internet somewhere one day. "
aww a special kinda threesome

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