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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Can we get the guys who luurve to show off their cocks to make them fun to look at?

This doesn't mean send a bog standard dick pic with a joke make your cocks funny!

Show us ladies that you can give your willies a bit of character & make us giggle.

I will fab if they are public

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You can just laugh at my big standard one if you want

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Googly eyes!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I remember previous photo challenges on here, I put my cock in place of the shark on the jaws poster. And another time at Halloween, my cock wore a handkerchief with ghost eyes drawn onto it.

But alas, I have no comedy cock pics at the mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a comedy penis bar bell that K got me but it's not quite... wide enough to sit properly

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I remember previous photo challenges on here, I put my cock in place of the shark on the jaws poster. And another time at Halloween, my cock wore a handkerchief with ghost eyes drawn onto it.

But alas, I have no comedy cock pics at the mo. "

you not going to recreate these looks?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh iv seen some me comedy cocks in my time here glasses and smoking very funny

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I have a comedy penis bar bell that K got me but it's not quite... wide enough to sit properly "

Balance it & draw some arms or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I remember previous photo challenges on here, I put my cock in place of the shark on the jaws poster. And another time at Halloween, my cock wore a handkerchief with ghost eyes drawn onto it.

But alas, I have no comedy cock pics at the mo.

you not going to recreate these looks? "

You can never go back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement."

Mine is

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement."

There's no challenge to anyone's masculinity. You don't want to join in that's fine, leave those who have some humor to it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a comedy penis bar bell that K got me but it's not quite... wide enough to sit properly "

Show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a comedy penis bar bell that K got me but it's not quite... wide enough to sit properly

Show off! "

Well... it might have been one of those finger ones, I'm not totally sure.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a comedy penis bar bell that K got me but it's not quite... wide enough to sit properly

Show off!

Well... it might have been one of those finger ones, I'm not totally sure."

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Saw one on here before dressed in action man combat gear. Made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement.

There's no challenge to anyone's masculinity. You don't want to join in that's fine, leave those who have some humor to it "

You are outrageous. I have a good mind to put you over my knee and spank you. The impertinence.

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement.

There's no challenge to anyone's masculinity. You don't want to join in that's fine, leave those who have some humor to it

You are outrageous. I have a good mind to put you over my knee and spank you. The impertinence. "

Haha so you do have a funny bone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find we take our cocks very seriously and you are challenging our masulinity by asking us to make them a joke for you.

Shame on you.

My cock is no laughing matter and is not here for your, or anyones, amusement.

There's no challenge to anyone's masculinity. You don't want to join in that's fine, leave those who have some humor to it

You are outrageous. I have a good mind to put you over my knee and spank you. The impertinence.

Haha so you do have a funny bone then"

I just forgot to put a on the first post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¡Olé! ¡Ole! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Andalé! ¡Andalé! ¡Carlos Cojones aguÍ! ¿Que pasa muchacha?

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"¡Olé! ¡Ole! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Andalé! ¡Andalé! ¡Carlos Cojones aguÍ! ¿Que pasa muchacha?"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is public but guess it's funny too some i guess lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine's too funny to be shown in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"¡Olé! ¡Ole! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Andalé! ¡Andalé! ¡Carlos Cojones aguÍ! ¿Que pasa muchacha?

Brilliant "

"¿Como estas guapa?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have put one comedy cock in our public pics

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time a drew on my cock I had to rub that hard to get it off that I now only have a 3 skin. I will however have a think on some comedy cock ideas that dont involve ink and see if I can pop a pic up later

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Always admire the hot dog photo! Mustard and ketchup on top with dried onions! Some people really go to town! X

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I've got a pic with a tequila hat on my helmet for a hat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would kinder surprise cock be considered amusing? Bare in mind that the surprise is that the yellow circular things the toys lived in are now up my ass

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

It's only funny until someone gets hurt

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Mine is always on show

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

as in stand up?

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I have put one comedy cock in our public pics

D."

Mr cool cock Love the fruity bum too x

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"The last time a drew on my cock I had to rub that hard to get it off that I now only have a 3 skin. I will however have a think on some comedy cock ideas that dont involve ink and see if I can pop a pic up later "

Try a photo Editting app, they're a lot more penis friendly than a sharpie

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Always admire the hot dog photo! Mustard and ketchup on top with dried onions! Some people really go to town! X"

Oooo who has a hot dog pic? I love to see peoples creativeness x

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