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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So let's pretend we are not having to be socially distanced.

Welcome into the Licentious Libations Lounge. Pull up a chair and order your drink.

Who will you sit with? Who might you like to walk you home?

Tell us some jokes and keep us entertained. We are open until the last drink is served.

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give me anything, looks like last orders!!!

We never close

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Oh damn and I was on the promise of a kiss

Bottle coming up my beauties

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?"

Anyone that brings more Baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Give me the bottle here I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Oh damn and I was on the promise of a kiss

Bottle coming up my beauties

Wtf...want my kiss...please...pretty please...i cant sleep..im an insomniac

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Please just leave the bottle Lois.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Give me the bottle here I'll do it

Oh if you must...he says nipping in for sneaky kiss on cheek whilst you got your hands full...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

Anyone that brings more Baileys

Saw a Strawberry and cream Baileys in the supermarket today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Please just leave the bottle Lois. "

All yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling a bit tiddly now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

I run a cheeky bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m feeling a bit tiddly now

I am not surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

Anyone that brings more Baileys

Saw a Strawberry and cream Baileys in the supermarket today"

I have some if you want a wee dram

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"Give me anything, looks like last orders!!!

We never close

Woop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

Anyone that brings more Baileys

Saw a Strawberry and cream Baileys in the supermarket today

I have some if you want a wee dram "

Have you chocolate baileys too, yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

I love gorgeoys legs..im not a voyeur..oh ok I kind of am but im also a connousseur hic..bottoms up on absinthe...gurgle gurgle

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

. Voyeurs are always welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In honour of Lorraine Fourth of July shots all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

Anyone that brings more Baileys

Saw a Strawberry and cream Baileys in the supermarket today

I have some if you want a wee dram

Have you chocolate baileys too, yum!"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m feeling a bit tiddly now

Come sit by me..I ll prop you up..

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

I will find someone to poke you. Any preference?

Anyone that brings more Baileys

Saw a Strawberry and cream Baileys in the supermarket today

I have some if you want a wee dram "

I bought the blag aldi one yesterday cos reduced to a fiver, hoping it's close enough lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"In honour of Lorraine Fourth of July shots all round "

Yeah........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree monkey is asleep under the table. I’m having a great time with Lorraine. More tequila please Lois

Eh what..noooo..am trying to open the bleddy absinthe...hey from down here though got a lovely virw of gorgeous legs

Oooh toure a sneaky one... you voyeur you...

. Voyeurs are always welcome."

Ooooh excellent...nothing wrong with a little voyeurism..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot "

Got some here in my bag of nibbles...just in case..allow me to make your wish come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot

Got some here in my bag of nibbles...just in case..allow me to make your wish come true

Oh no I can't stand the things

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over a year ago

"If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot

Got some here in my bag of nibbles...just in case..allow me to make your wish come true

Oh no I can't stand the things

Bleddy absinthe...as I take note of some very nice seamed stockings as I head somewhere..whetes my playmates...bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot

Got some here in my bag of nibbles...just in case..allow me to make your wish come true

Oh no I can't stand the things

Bleddy absinthe...as I take note of some very nice seamed stockings as I head somewhere..whetes my playmates...bugger

You know once you hit the absinthe it is downhill all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all gone quiet..have I been tossed out but the absinthe brain aint registered it yet...wheres everyone gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I liked bananas I could have a Superman Shot

Got some here in my bag of nibbles...just in case..allow me to make your wish come true

Oh no I can't stand the things

Bleddy absinthe...as I take note of some very nice seamed stockings as I head somewhere..whetes my playmates...bugger

You know once you hit the absinthe it is downhill all the way

Hahaha..me n it once walked hand in hand..alobg with flatliners..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head "

Hey hey..anyone for a dance with a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you ve uncuffed me from the lamp post ladies and removed that lil ribbon...fancy some born slippy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head "

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

ill prop the bar up with a old fashioned cocktail please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!"

Lorraine you saucy thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ill prop the bar up with a old fashioned cocktail please."

One old fashioned coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

Lorraine you saucy thing

Hell yeah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job my bags bottomless..got the stereo, amps and born slippy..anyone?..duff duff duff

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

thank you dont forget to hold the orange slice haha

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

Lorraine you saucy thing

Hell yeah..."

Do you have music Lois?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good job my bags bottomless..got the stereo, amps and born slippy..anyone?..duff duff duff

Set up over there in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thank you dont forget to hold the orange slice haha"

Do you want the cherry though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

Lorraine you saucy thing

Hell yeah...

Do you have music Lois? "

Of course we are party central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job my bags bottomless..got the stereo, amps and born slippy..anyone?..duff duff duff

Set up over there in the corner"

Is that the same corner closest to wet t shirt contest..just curious..you need judges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re all here. Go throw some water over your head

Wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

Lorraine you saucy thing

Hell yeah...

Do you have music Lois? "

Do now...requests?

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

"thank you dont forget to hold the orange slice haha

Do you want the cherry though?"

only if i can share it with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone dancing or what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good job my bags bottomless..got the stereo, amps and born slippy..anyone?..duff duff duff

Set up over there in the corner

Is that the same corner closest to wet t shirt contest..just curious..you need judges?

I am judging as I get the best jobs

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over a year ago

"Good job my bags bottomless..got the stereo, amps and born slippy..anyone?..duff duff duff

Set up over there in the corner

Is that the same corner closest to wet t shirt contest..just curious..you need judges?

I am judging as I get the best jobs

Well if you get stuck..you know where I am..tell ya the nuts are going down a storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ladies have gone out on girly night...ah sheesh...guess I ll just go n get hdfkd on the beach on my own...bugger

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