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"Evening Ash & Lorna
French martini please x "Ohhh thats not your usual order. | |||
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"Evening A glass of Kentucky Bourbon would seem appropriate "Good evening RM...one glass of Kentucky Bourbon whiskey on the house coming up as you're first into the bar tonight... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome back to the return of BarfabuLornAsh after being closed for a few weeks.... What can I get for you to drink on this 4th of July Independence day?.... The juke box is on and new beer garden open at the back of the bar ..
"Evening! A whiskey of choice on ice please!!!! Maybe a double | |||
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Could I please have a nice big cold glass of Prosecco | |||
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"Hi you two "Hello lovely. Nice to see you. How are you? X | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna
French martini please x "I had your favourite gin all lined up ready for you DC!... One French martini coming right up x | |||
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"Hmmm - rival bars. What offers are you doing? " Not rivals at all. It doesn't offer anything except inclusivity. | |||
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"Ooh, a cock ..tail of your choosing please Thanks Jo x "Good evening Jo....one cock....tail coming right up...a frozen strawberry daiquiri.... | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna
French martini please x
Ohhh thats not your usual order. "I fancied a change tonight x | |||
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"I’ll have another Fosters please if I may? (Bar hopping here) "Good evening sensual lover....one pint of fosters coming right up.... | |||
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"Hmmm - rival bars. What offers are you doing? Not rivals at all. It doesn't offer anything except inclusivity." Not even three for two WKD? | |||
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"Rhubarb gin for me please,‘I need this" Oh i will join you, love Rhubarb gin. | |||
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"Hmmm - rival bars. What offers are you doing? Not rivals at all. It doesn't offer anything except inclusivity. Not even three for two WKD? " Nope Gotta recoup profits somehow. | |||
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"Diet please Ash. One for you and Lorna too x " Oh ta lovely. X | |||
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"Hmmm - rival bars. What offers are you doing? Not rivals at all. It doesn't offer anything except inclusivity. Not even three for two WKD? Nope Gotta recoup profits somehow. "Pfffft. | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome back to the return of BarfabuLornAsh after being closed for a few weeks.... What can I get for you to drink on this 4th of July Independence day?.... The juke box is on and new beer garden open at the back of the bar ..
Evening! A whiskey of choice on ice please!!!! Maybe a double "Good evening miandering....as its Independence Day one double Kentucky bourbon coming right up | |||
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"Hello and good evening you lovely pair .
Could I please have a nice big cold glass of Prosecco "Good evening cheeky....one very cold big glass of prosecco coming right up x | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x "I haven't had a sambuca in ages. Xx | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
I haven't had a sambuca in ages.
Xx"Finished the black one off, starting on the white one now x  | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome back to the return of BarfabuLornAsh after being closed for a few weeks.... What can I get for you to drink on this 4th of July Independence day?.... The juke box is on and new beer garden open at the back of the bar ..
Evening! A whiskey of choice on ice please!!!! Maybe a double
Good evening miandering....as its Independence Day one double Kentucky bourbon coming right up "Many thanks! Much appreciated | |||
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"Hi you two "Hi kinky minx....how are you doing?....what can I get for you at the bar? x | |||
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"Hi you two
Hello lovely.
Nice to see you.
How are you? X"I’m good thanks, only came back here today | |||
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"Hi you two
Hi kinky minx....how are you doing?....what can I get for you at the bar? x"My usual | |||
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"Hmmm - rival bars. What offers are you doing? " Good evening estragon......we have only just re opened after four weeks away so no offers just yet! | |||
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"Hello you two lovelies, I haven't had a pinot since you were last open! So a very big one please, I'm gagging "Good evening Samiss....it has been a long time!... One very big one coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening Ash & Lorna! Can I have an extremely large G+T please? K" Good evening K.....one extremely large gin and tonic coming right up | |||
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"Rhubarb gin for me please,‘I need this" Good evening wildblonde......one rhubarb gin coming up right away... | |||
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"Diet please Ash. One for you and Lorna too x " Good evening lois.....one diet cola coming right up.....x Will be along in your bar soon for a stiff brandy....x | |||
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"Rhubarb gin for me please,‘I need this Oh i will join you, love Rhubarb gin. " One rhubarb gin coming right up for you too... At least you haven't ordered a car in this bar... | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x "Good evening Raven x Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x | |||
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I started off with a G&T in Lois bar so I think I'll move onto a fruity cocktail with you please Ash | |||
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"Good evening! Could I have a vodka and Fanta lemon please with lots of ice so I can close my eyes and imagine I’m on holiday x"Good evening ATock.....one vodka and fanta lemon with lots of ice coming right up to your hotel pool side table x | |||
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"Hi you two
Hi kinky minx....how are you doing?....what can I get for you at the bar? x
My usual "Your usual is coming right up x | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
Good evening Raven x
Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x"Woo hoo. I knew I liked you x | |||
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"Good evening! Could I have a vodka and Fanta lemon please with lots of ice so I can close my eyes and imagine I’m on holiday x
Good evening ATock.....one vodka and fanta lemon with lots of ice coming right up to your hotel pool side table x"Thank you cheers x | |||
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"First time for me. Could I please have a vodka and lemonade with a splash of lime? Thank you x" Good evening scarpetta....welcome to bar fabulornash... One vodka and lemonade with a splash of lime coming right...x | |||
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"Good evening, can i have a large glass of Merlot please, im having fajitas for dinner "Good evening dynamic....one large merlot coming right up...hope you enjoy your dinner... | |||
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"Oohhh, fab pub crawl
I started off with a G&T in Lois bar so I think I'll move onto a fruity cocktail with you please Ash "Good evening devil angel...ohhh....one fruity cocktail coming right up..would you like a strawberry daiquiri?... | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
Good evening Raven x
Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x
Woo hoo. I knew I liked you x"Sorry there is still no dancing....hopefully one day! x | |||
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"Evening Ash. Shots & hard stuff over this way please "Good evening Ms Bossy....lining up some shots for you on the bar... | |||
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"Evenin! I could go for another fluffy duck please peeps and my ears would thank you for a bit of Cotton Eye Joe "Good evening nobb deep....another fluffy duck coming right up some cotton eye Joe on the jukebox.... | |||
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"Ooh, a cock ..tail of your choosing please Thanks Jo x
Good evening Jo....one cock....tail coming right up...a frozen strawberry daiquiri.... "Mmmmmm thanks, good choice both Xx | |||
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"Good evening Ash, hello Lorna. I’d love a double Gin and tonic with lime please." Good evening Lorraine....one double gin and tonic with lime coming right up...I hope you are well x | |||
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"Evening Ash. Shots & hard stuff over this way please
Good evening Ms Bossy....lining up some shots for you on the bar... "Thank you Ash, you're having shots too right? | |||
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"Oohhh, fab pub crawl
I started off with a G&T in Lois bar so I think I'll move onto a fruity cocktail with you please Ash
Good evening devil angel...ohhh....one fruity cocktail coming right up..would you like a strawberry daiquiri?...
"Good call Ash, my favourite | |||
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"Evenin! I could go for another fluffy duck please peeps and my ears would thank you for a bit of Cotton Eye Joe
Good evening nobb deep....another fluffy duck coming right up some cotton eye Joe on the jukebox.... "Good man Ash! Have one for yourself. I tell you something too, you know, if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd probably haveen married a long time ago | |||
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"Evening Ash. Shots & hard stuff over this way please
Good evening Ms Bossy....lining up some shots for you on the bar...
Thank you Ash, you're having shots too right? "I sure am!... will start with some of those Tequilla shots... | |||
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"Oohhh, fab pub crawl
I started off with a G&T in Lois bar so I think I'll move onto a fruity cocktail with you please Ash
Good evening devil angel...ohhh....one fruity cocktail coming right up..would you like a strawberry daiquiri?...
Good call Ash, my favourite "You're very welcome | |||
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"Evenin! I could go for another fluffy duck please peeps and my ears would thank you for a bit of Cotton Eye Joe
Good evening nobb deep....another fluffy duck coming right up some cotton eye Joe on the jukebox....
Good man Ash! Have one for yourself. I tell you something too, you know, if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd probably haveen married a long time ago "Cheers nobb...I will have a small brandy....he has a lot to answer for old cotton eye Joe... | |||
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"Evening Ash. Shots & hard stuff over this way please
Good evening Ms Bossy....lining up some shots for you on the bar...
Thank you Ash, you're having shots too right?
I sure am!... will start with some of those Tequilla shots... "Good man  push one of these sambucas over to Lorna please | |||
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"Evening Ash. Shots & hard stuff over this way please
Good evening Ms Bossy....lining up some shots for you on the bar...
Thank you Ash, you're having shots too right?
I sure am!... will start with some of those Tequilla shots...
Good man push one of these sambucas over to Lorna please "Pushing one of those sambucca shots towards Lorna.... | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
Good evening Raven x
Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x
Woo hoo. I knew I liked you x
Sorry there is still no dancing....hopefully one day! x"I'll dance on my own like theres no one watching, how I usually dance x | |||
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"MY i have a top up please. X" Another gin and tonic coming right up mi amor x | |||
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Can I have another bottle please you 2  "Hello again cheeky....another bottle of prosecco coming right up.... I will have to order you a taxi home at closing time!... | |||
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"Hello again ..
Can I have another bottle please you 2
Hello again cheeky....another bottle of prosecco coming right up....
I will have to order you a taxi home at closing time!..."That’s ok Ash, I’ll just fall home | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
Good evening Raven x
Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x
Woo hoo. I knew I liked you x
Sorry there is still no dancing....hopefully one day! x
I'll dance on my own like theres no one watching, how I usually dance x "Around your hand bag?.. | |||
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"Evening all, a southern comfort and lemonade, no ice and please direct me to the piano "What you playing for me | |||
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"Evening all, a southern comfort and lemonade, no ice and please direct me to the piano
What you playing for me "Whatever my lady desires xxx | |||
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"Evening all, a southern comfort and lemonade, no ice and please direct me to the piano
What you playing for me
Whatever my lady desires xxx"Mmmm, am sleepy so something gentle and sensual please x | |||
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"Hello again ..
Can I have another bottle please you 2
Hello again cheeky....another bottle of prosecco coming right up....
I will have to order you a taxi home at closing time!...
That’s ok Ash, I’ll just fall home "I always make sure my customers get home safely cheeky.... | |||
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"Have you got any Trisquel Merlot , Curico Chile, just checked my cupboard and I've run out not happy"Good evening mr monkey.....I have a bottle of trisquel merlot right here with your name on it... | |||
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"Evening all, a southern comfort and lemonade, no ice and please direct me to the piano "Good evening Sigma......one southern comfort with lemonade coming right up.....no ice.... What are you going to play for us on the piano?..... | |||
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I'm on a little of white wine so top up would be nice !
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"Hola Ash and Lorna
I'm on a little of white wine so top up would be nice !
Ps. Thanks for the message "Good evening Tube....another glass of white wine coming right up... I'm very happy how things are going at the moment | |||
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"Hola Ash and Lorna
I'm on a little of white wine so top up would be nice !
Ps. Thanks for the message "It made me laugh. | |||
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"I’m bar hopping today. A nice strong coffee please Ash "Good evening incandescent...one strong coffee coming right up.... | |||
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"Hola Ash and Lorna
I'm on a little of white wine so top up would be nice !
Ps. Thanks for the message
It made me laugh. "Me too | |||
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too." Let me tempt you to a nice alcoholic drink Lois  | |||
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too. Let me tempt you to a nice alcoholic drink Lois "Nooooooo bad lady | |||
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too." It was very kind of Chelsea to help us out....
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"Hey Ash! Please can I have a cup of rooibos? I hope your kitchen decorating is going well btw! x" Hey Meli!.....one cup of rooibos tea coming right up...our kitchen decorating has now finished although we still have a blind to put up... | |||
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too. It was very kind of Chelsea to help us out....
I cant support Villa at the moment as they are just below us in the table..."See I have to think of my beloved JT too | |||
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"Red wine and cola in same glass please. .... " Good evening....one glass of red wine and cola in the same glass coming right up... | |||
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too. Let me tempt you to a nice alcoholic drink Lois
Nooooooo bad lady "Naughty lady! | |||
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"Good evening lovely Ash and Lorna. I'm afraid I've already started on the sambuca and vodka but I'll never say no to more x
Good evening Raven x
Another sambucca and vodka coming right up x
Woo hoo. I knew I liked you x
Sorry there is still no dancing....hopefully one day! x
I'll dance on my own like theres no one watching, how I usually dance x
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"We helped you out Ash. Now we just need a win for Jim too. Let me tempt you to a nice alcoholic drink Lois
Nooooooo bad lady
Naughty lady! "See Ash knows my tipple | |||
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"Hola Ash and Lorna
I'm on a little of white wine so top up would be nice !
Ps. Thanks for the message
Good evening Tube....another glass of white wine coming right up...
I'm very happy how things are going at the moment "Just being made to watch some recap
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