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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So let's pretend we are not having to be socially distanced.

Welcome into the Licentious Libations Lounge. Pull up a chair and order your drink.

Who will you sit with? Who might you like to walk you home?

Tell us some jokes and keep us entertained. We are open until the last drink is served.

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have a Jack Daniels and please

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Jack Daniels and please "

Of course. Would you like some ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state "

G&T in it's way. I am sure the men will be queuing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Kronenberg 1664 please and I'll sit in the corner watching the world wander through...

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I have a Jack Daniels and please

Of course. Would you like some ice?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x"

Oh I have been slack just have to slice up some limes. Find a seat and I will be right over.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

G&T in it's way. I am sure the men will be queuing up "

That's lovely of you to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of Kronenberg 1664 please and I'll sit in the corner watching the world wander through..."

One pint being pulled right now. There is a comfy armchair by the fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Jack Daniels and please

Of course. Would you like some ice?

Yes please "

Chinking in your glass as I speak

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

G&T in it's way. I am sure the men will be queuing up

That's lovely of you to say "

You can take seat by me if you like

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

White wine for me please

What are you having Lois?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of Kronenberg 1664 please and I'll sit in the corner watching the world wander through...

One pint being pulled right now. There is a comfy armchair by the fire."

As long as the fire isn't lit - be too hot for me otherwise.

Now I sound like a grandpa, just need pipe and slippers and someone twenty years younger than me to sit on my knee

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state "

Please step this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

Oh I have been slack just have to slice up some limes. Find a seat and I will be right over."
oops sorry lime juice please ....do you need any help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White wine for me please

What are you having Lois?

Jo x "

Oh thank you Jo I will have an Americano. Which white would you like?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Evening Barkeep, it’s been a while! I’ll have an IPA please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of Kronenberg 1664 please and I'll sit in the corner watching the world wander through...

One pint being pulled right now. There is a comfy armchair by the fire.

As long as the fire isn't lit - be too hot for me otherwise.

Now I sound like a grandpa, just need pipe and slippers and someone twenty years younger than me to sit on my knee "

It isn't on at the moment. All the hotties of fab are heat enough for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please lovely

I'll just sit and watch and wait for someone to come and chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

Please step this way "

What would you like Mr Chillout?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

G&T in it's way. I am sure the men will be queuing up

That sounds like fun

That's lovely of you to say

You can take seat by me if you like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have a gin and tonic and a bud please and maybe a seat next to kissing Kelly

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

Please step this way "

On my way xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

I'd love a really cold lager.

I don't mind who i sit with - im a very sociable person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

Oh I have been slack just have to slice up some limes. Find a seat and I will be right over.oops sorry lime juice please ....do you need any help x"

No that is fine thanks. Lime juice pouring now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of Kronenberg 1664 please and I'll sit in the corner watching the world wander through...

One pint being pulled right now. There is a comfy armchair by the fire.

As long as the fire isn't lit - be too hot for me otherwise.

Now I sound like a grandpa, just need pipe and slippers and someone twenty years younger than me to sit on my knee

It isn't on at the moment. All the hotties of fab are heat enough for us all "

That's alright then. Just need to wait for some hot young thing now...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ooooh may I have a glass of Crozes Hermitage 2010 please? I fancy a nice full bodied red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Barkeep, it’s been a while! I’ll have an IPA please "

IPA on the way.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Sam Smith's organic chocolate stout please, it's fantastic, anyone want a taste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and tonic please lovely

I'll just sit and watch and wait for someone to come and chat "

Pleasure. Have a seat at the bar and keep ne company whilst you wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

Oh I have been slack just have to slice up some limes. Find a seat and I will be right over.oops sorry lime juice please ....do you need any help x

No that is fine thanks. Lime juice pouring now"
thank you, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin and tonic please lovely

I'll just sit and watch and wait for someone to come and chat

Pleasure. Have a seat at the bar and keep ne company whilst you wait."

Thank you, sounds perfect to me Lois, I would love to buy you a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could we have a gin and tonic and a bud please and maybe a seat next to kissing Kelly "

I am sure Kissing Kelly would love that. There is a nice booth. Drinks will be served shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

afternoon

could i just have a bottle of tequila please? saves me keep asking you for shot after shot

I'll sit on my own.. I like to people watch.

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"afternoon

could i just have a bottle of tequila please? saves me keep asking you for shot after shot

I'll sit on my own.. I like to people watch.

Px"

I'll have what she's having.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a really cold lager.

I don't mind who i sit with - im a very sociable person. "

CG extra cold one for you. And yes we all know you are sociable. An evening wouldn't be complete without you x

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Ooh, do you do cocktails?

I'll have a white russian please dear, and I'm not sitting down, come find me on the dance floor! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh may I have a glass of Crozes Hermitage 2010 please? I fancy a nice full bodied red. "

I bet you do saucy lady

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ooooh may I have a glass of Crozes Hermitage 2010 please? I fancy a nice full bodied red.

I bet you do saucy lady "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam Smith's organic chocolate stout please, it's fantastic, anyone want a taste?"

Too chocolatey for me. Enjoy!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hi, I’m new here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"afternoon

could i just have a bottle of tequila please? saves me keep asking you for shot after shot

I'll sit on my own.. I like to people watch.

Px"

That is kind of you to think of me salt, limes and lemons coming up too.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Lois evening fellow drinkers

May I have a French martini to start, please would you put me a bottle of fizz on ice and I’ll just mingle around the room chatting with everyone.

I’ll see who pops in before I decide who I’m leaving with later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I’m new here "

Welcome Kinky-Minx. There is a great crowd in tonight. What may I get you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hi, I’m new here "

Hurrah! You’ve been missed lady! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, do you do cocktails?

I'll have a white russian please dear, and I'm not sitting down, come find me on the dance floor! xx"

White Russian coming up. What would you like on the joke box?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"afternoon

could i just have a bottle of tequila please? saves me keep asking you for shot after shot

I'll sit on my own.. I like to people watch.

Px"

Sit on my lap if you like

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi, I’m new here

Welcome Kinky-Minx. There is a great crowd in tonight. What may I get you?"

Ice water with 2 slices of lime & a straw please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Lois evening fellow drinkers

May I have a French martini to start, please would you put me a bottle of fizz on ice and I’ll just mingle around the room chatting with everyone.

I’ll see who pops in before I decide who I’m leaving with later "

Always have a bottle on ice for you DC. French martini being mixed now.

Always best to leave your options open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I’m new here "

Hi we are new too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I’m new here

Welcome Kinky-Minx. There is a great crowd in tonight. What may I get you?

Ice water with 2 slices of lime & a straw please "

Don't you be getting too tipsy drinking through a straw

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Ooh, do you do cocktails?

I'll have a white russian please dear, and I'm not sitting down, come find me on the dance floor! xx

White Russian coming up. What would you like on the joke box?"

Ooh, shake that by Eminem or superstar dj by chemical brothers please!! Xx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

Please step this way

What would you like Mr Chillout? "

A dark and stormy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I’m new here

Hi we are new too "

Welcome! Welcome! Pleased to have you here. What would you both like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wander over to the jukebox and put the music on. What do people want to listen too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and tonic please, I think I'll flit around the room and go home with whoever will put up with me in my dr*nken state

Please step this way

What would you like Mr Chillout?

A dark and stormy please "

Ooh just how I like my men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll wander over to the jukebox and put the music on. What do people want to listen too?"

See above a couple of requests for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I’m new here

Hi we are new too

Welcome! Welcome! Pleased to have you here. What would you both like?"

We’ve already been served thanks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi, I’m new here

Hurrah! You’ve been missed lady! How are you? "

Hellooooo m’dear

I’m ok, my work hasn’t stopped so I’ve had no garden leave. But I can’t complain

Finally and totally ditched the Musketeer

How about you?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll wander over to the jukebox and put the music on. What do people want to listen too?"

Biffy Clyro

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A dark and stormy please "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we have a gin and tonic and a bud please and maybe a seat next to kissing Kelly "
oh good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large chilled Chardonnay please....

In fact, I’ll have a bottle and a straw please! X

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll see who pops in before I decide who I’m leaving with later "

Hi Any hotties so far?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Don't you be getting too tipsy drinking through a straw "

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large chilled Chardonnay please....

In fact, I’ll have a bottle and a straw please! X"

Well you have reason to celebrate so why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Jack and Coke. Just gonna sit here and people-watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we have a gin and tonic and a bud please and maybe a seat next to kissing Kelly oh good evening x"

Good evening

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hi, I’m new here

Hurrah! You’ve been missed lady! How are you?

Hellooooo m’dear

I’m ok, my work hasn’t stopped so I’ve had no garden leave. But I can’t complain

Finally and totally ditched the Musketeer

How about you?

"

Single Pringle here, as always!

Ditched, finally - hope that feels good to have done!

Yeah work has been busy as heck although I’ve made myself a quieter week this week gone and the one pending to get some rest. All good though.

Lovely to see you here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey..could I please have a nice JD please, no ice..any nibbles or should I bring my own...I ll sit quietly chatting to whoever wants to chat to me....please put whatever you want OP in your glass..bottoms up

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Please can I have a long drink and an even longer lovelier passionate kiss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"I'd love a really cold lager.

I don't mind who i sit with - im a very sociable person.

CG extra cold one for you. And yes we all know you are sociable. An evening wouldn't be complete without you x"

You're a smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a Jack and Coke. Just gonna sit here and people-watch "

Ice sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey..could I please have a nice JD please, no ice..any nibbles or should I bring my own...I ll sit quietly chatting to whoever wants to chat to me....please put whatever you want OP in your glass..bottoms up "

Of course. I have some nice savoury nibbles just coming through from the kitchen.

I will join you with a diet .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can I have a long drink and an even longer lovelier passionate kiss "

How about a cocktail? Who would you like to kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a really cold lager.

I don't mind who i sit with - im a very sociable person.

CG extra cold one for you. And yes we all know you are sociable. An evening wouldn't be complete without you x

You're a smooth talker. "

I know how to work a room

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Great name choice,

With the last few days I’ve had I’ll have a dirty martini, followed by quiet a few more please.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Single Pringle here, as always!

Ditched, finally - hope that feels good to have done!

Yeah work has been busy as heck although I’ve made myself a quieter week this week gone and the one pending to get some rest. All good though.

Lovely to see you here x"

Yes felt good, means I need another one though

Glad you’re ok and taking rest. Such a shame we can’t get together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey..could I please have a nice JD please, no ice..any nibbles or should I bring my own...I ll sit quietly chatting to whoever wants to chat to me....please put whatever you want OP in your glass..bottoms up

Of course. I have some nice savoury nibbles just coming through from the kitchen.

I will join you with a diet . "

Let me pull out a chair for ya and make yourself comfy..any music playing..do love a dance

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I have a Fosters please?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Please can I have a long drink and an even longer lovelier passionate kiss

How about a cocktail? Who would you like to kiss?"

A G&T and some nibbles would be perfect. A hand in your thigh and a soft kiss on your cheek....to start with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of pink gin and a bottle of Prosecco please Lois

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great name choice,

With the last few days I’ve had I’ll have a dirty martini, followed by quiet a few more please."

Dirty martini coming up. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have a Fosters please? "

One fosters on it's way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can I have a long drink and an even longer lovelier passionate kiss

How about a cocktail? Who would you like to kiss?

A G&T and some nibbles would be perfect. A hand in your thigh and a soft kiss on your cheek....to start with."

One G&T and nibbles. I will put the kiss on hold for now whilst I see to my customers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of pink gin and a bottle of Prosecco please Lois "

Don't go too easy Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottle of pink gin and a bottle of Prosecco please Lois

Don't go too easy Cheeky "

I’m thirsty Lois

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of pink gin and a bottle of Prosecco please Lois

Don't go too easy Cheeky

I’m thirsty Lois "

It will have been the joy of the shops

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi, I’m new here "

Hello KM! Long time no see! We never did do that coffee

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi, I’m new here

Hello KM! Long time no see! We never did do that coffee "

I know! But we’ve not been allowed to anyway

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi, I’m new here

Hello KM! Long time no see! We never did do that coffee

I know! But we’ve not been allowed to anyway "

This is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have a jaguar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have a jaguar please "

How about a Range Rover

Anything for you lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i have a jaguar please

How about a Range Rover

Anything for you lovely x "

I meant a jagger.

I really need to start proof reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have a jaguar please

How about a Range Rover

Anything for you lovely x

I meant a jagger.

I really need to start proof reading. "

Hic

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Large vodka & please Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i have a jaguar please

How about a Range Rover

Anything for you lovely x

I meant a jagger.

I really need to start proof reading.

Hic "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"May i have a jaguar please

How about a Range Rover

Anything for you lovely x

I meant a jagger.

I really need to start proof reading.

Hic

"

A Jaegger in your Jaguar Range-Rover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of ale. Sat in the sunshine away from everyone watching the world go by (with a packet of scratchings of course).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of ale. Sat in the sunshine away from everyone watching the world go by (with a packet of scratchings of course). "

Here you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vodka & please Lois "

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Large vodka & please Lois

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment "

Well it’s first night and a rush on with the new ways... I’m patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of cappuccino ale please Lois. I’ll be with Mr Hyde tasting his chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bouncer won’t let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have a vodka n iron bridge with ice thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vodka & please Lois

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment

Well it’s first night and a rush on with the new ways... I’m patient "

I was running the kitchen too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bouncer won’t let me in "

You were top of the guest list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of cappuccino ale please Lois. I’ll be with Mr Hyde tasting his chocolate "

Just his chocolate

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got? "

How about a buttery nipple?

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?"

You're even asking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking? "

I will have a woo woo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Lois! Well you know who I want to walk me home (and fuck me in an alley before we get there ) but drinks wise I would love some ice cold sparkling water with lemon slices. And maybe a quick shot of vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a Jack and Coke. Just gonna sit here and people-watch

Ice sir?"

Just a little bit. Don’t want to water it down too much

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good even Lois. May I have a double gin and tonic please.

I’ll sit over here until someone I know dances in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of cappuccino ale please Lois. I’ll be with Mr Hyde tasting his chocolate

Just his chocolate "

I don’t know the gentleman

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo "

I'll have anything, woo!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Large vodka & please Lois

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment

Well it’s first night and a rush on with the new ways... I’m patient

I was running the kitchen too "

Oh no eating is cheating at this time... kitchen closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a whiskey please. Whoever wants to sit with me is welcome to do so. Love meeting new people x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Lois! Well you know who I want to walk me home (and fuck me in an alley before we get there ) but drinks wise I would love some ice cold sparkling water with lemon slices. And maybe a quick shot of vodka. "

I have no idea. I never manage to keep up with it all.

Ice cold sparkles for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!! "

Or a red headed slut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vodka & please Lois

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment

Well it’s first night and a rush on with the new ways... I’m patient

I was running the kitchen too

Oh no eating is cheating at this time... kitchen closed "

It is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!!

Or a red headed slut? "

I do love a woo woo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a Guinness please "

For you gorgeous I will make a heart shape in the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of cappuccino ale please Lois. I’ll be with Mr Hyde tasting his chocolate

Just his chocolate

I don’t know the gentleman "

Me neither

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!!

Or a red headed slut? "

Oi, don't be perving at my pics, what about a drink? haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a whiskey please. Whoever wants to sit with me is welcome to do so. Love meeting new people x"

Any particular blend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!!

Or a red headed slut?

I do love a woo woo "

Woo woos all round!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O say bar keep I'll have a bottle of your finest red and a very large raspberry, vanilla, meringue gin and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would very much like a brandy with a dash of lemonade and some ice please. Plus some peanuts to nibble on whilst I look around the room for someone to share them with. Preferably male, tall, dark and gorgeous. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!!

Or a red headed slut?

Oi, don't be perving at my pics, what about a drink? haha

"

Flamin' Beaver?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"White wine for me please

What are you having Lois?

Jo x

Oh thank you Jo I will have an Americano. Which white would you like?"

Anything that's nice and dry

Enjoy your coffee, hope it does not keep you awake tonight

Jo xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"O say bar keep I'll have a bottle of your finest red and a very large raspberry, vanilla, meringue gin and lemonade please "

Take a sear both of you. The drinks will be with you shortly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would very much like a brandy with a dash of lemonade and some ice please. Plus some peanuts to nibble on whilst I look around the room for someone to share them with. Preferably male, tall, dark and gorgeous. Thank you. "

Coming up.

Not sure on the men front at the moment as they are all sitting down so I cannot tell how tall they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a Guinness please "

Can I join you to discuss notes on a certain person?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening lois...could I have a small brandy and cola please...

Come on you Blues!

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Right, sod being good, let's rack up them shots! What ya got?

How about a buttery nipple?

You're even asking?

I will have a woo woo

I'll have anything, woo!!

Or a red headed slut?

Oi, don't be perving at my pics, what about a drink? haha

Flamin' Beaver?"

The cream's sorted that out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White wine for me please

What are you having Lois?

Jo x

Oh thank you Jo I will have an Americano. Which white would you like?

Anything that's nice and dry

Enjoy your coffee, hope it does not keep you awake tonight

Jo xx"

Sauvignon Blanc coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must of nodded of there. Think I need to go home for a rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening OP..Could I please order a Gin and tonic,ice and lemon...Oh and possibly some nuts. Was going to say the edible kind but there all edible ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a Guinness please

Can I join you to discuss notes on a certain person? "

Who would that be?

Twang40 meet my gorgeous friend Incandescent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening lois...could I have a small brandy and cola please...

Come on you Blues!"

Here you are Ash.

Shame you weren't saying that the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double gin .bitter lemon ice n slice... love some roasted nuts..if you have any...thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening OP..Could I please order a Gin and tonic,ice and lemon...Oh and possibly some nuts. Was going to say the edible kind but there all edible ... "

You deserve to put your feet up after today I should think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must of nodded of there. Think I need to go home for a rest."

It is that comfy chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening bar keep.

Two Pints of lager and packet of plain crisps please Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large vodka & please Lois

Sorry for the delay. Bit slack at the moment

Well it’s first night and a rush on with the new ways... I’m patient "

Hey love to come sit with ya..didn t you say about greengates other day or am i fkd in the head with scotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me "

Game on. Now we’re talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x"

I've not had one in a age! May I join you?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Jaeger bomb time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double gin .bitter lemon ice n slice... love some roasted nuts..if you have any...thank you"

Roasted nuts are our speciality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening bar keep.

Two Pints of lager and packet of plain crisps please Lois "

Sam how is that head now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me "

Slam away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking "

Here's the bottle for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking "

Woohoo...care to join me supposing we end up under the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May i have a southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x

I've not had one in a age! May I join you? "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long."

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaeger bomb time "

Not sure about that you got 3 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of Champagne please.Oh and while you are there a bag of pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening bar keep.

Two Pints of lager and packet of plain crisps please Lois

Sam how is that head now? "

Fine and dandy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A glass of Champagne please.Oh and while you are there a bag of pork scratchings.

"

Cork is popping for you now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening bar keep.

Two Pints of lager and packet of plain crisps please Lois

Sam how is that head now?

Fine and dandy now "

Marvellous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos "

Creamy nipples?...oops did I mean nibbles..blame incandescent..shes challenged me to shots race n boogy..

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking "

Me me me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos

Creamy nipples?...oops did I mean nibbles..blame incandescent..shes challenged me to shots race n boogy.. "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking

Me me me. "

Evening Lorraine you are most welcome to Lois's Licentious Libations Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking

Me me me. "

Woohoo come on..got some catching up to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos

Creamy nipples?...oops did I mean nibbles..blame incandescent..shes challenged me to shots race n boogy..

Cheeky "

any chance of a peck on em...just maybe ..possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos

Creamy nipples?...oops did I mean nibbles..blame incandescent..shes challenged me to shots race n boogy..

Cheeky

any chance of a peck on em...just maybe ..possibly "

You never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy lining up the tequila slammers with me

Game on. Now we’re talking

Me me me.

Woohoo come on..got some catching up to do "

You’re going to fail so badly monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We feel the need to party. Let's get the shots lined up and party all night long.

I think we all deserve it.

Buttery nipples to start followed by woo woos

Creamy nipples?...oops did I mean nibbles..blame incandescent..shes challenged me to shots race n boogy..

Cheeky

any chance of a peck on em...just maybe ..possibly

You never know "

I love a lady that can tease...

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

Baileys please, I’ll go sit in the corner, tired so might drop off unless I’m poked!!

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Give me anything, looks like last orders!!!

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