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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Just watching the inbetweeners atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it by getting down with the kids innit

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Eeeeevening Jim, when on a vanilla dating site how long should it be until you confess that you're actively engaged in bisexual contact (mutual masturbation, oral with condoms) with another man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo"

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watching the inbetweeners atm"

I never get bored of The Inbetweeners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it by getting down with the kids innit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show."

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Yeah extra time!!

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hey lolly

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By *onny1030Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey lolly how’s it going

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Evening Jim.

Quite late isn't it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show."

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits? "

I wouldn't want to put people off

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Is it sad that I'm watching people play prop hunt on YouTube while lurking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeeevening Jim, when on a vanilla dating site how long should it be until you confess that you're actively engaged in bisexual contact (mutual masturbation, oral with condoms) with another man?"

It can depends on the person I've found it tricky with vanilla people and one ex couldn't stop being jealous because I was a swinger.. Even though I stopped going on fab for the duration of said relationship..

I'm bi curious and have been with women but funnily enough vanilla men like that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeevening Jim, when on a vanilla dating site how long should it be until you confess that you're actively engaged in bisexual contact (mutual masturbation, oral with condoms) with another man?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. That's not an easy question. I think sooner rather than later, when you feel like the right time presents itself. Would be what I would try to do.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nice one Lois second firstface!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois "

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'll be in and out, or around

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois "

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey lolly "

Hello Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Yeah extra time!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lolly. Yeah! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

"

I found this on a web search

I met this girl, her name was Lois

Me and Shags both, she loved to blow us.

How rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey lolly how’s it going "

Good evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose "

As in Lois Lane

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey lolly

Hello Dave "

Can I get you a drink lolly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Evening Jim.

Quite late isn't it. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stingly. Just don't look at what time I started nocturnalling tonight.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

You lot are far too happy and normal.

I'm fending off messages from late night d*unk wannabes who can't work out their sexuality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Yeah extra time!!

Good

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lolly. Yeah! Smileyface"

Jimmmmmyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey lolly

Hello Dave

Can I get you a drink lolly "

Please do.. A cider please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits? "

Lois can do whatever she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are far too happy and normal.

I'm fending off messages from late night d*unk wannabes who can't work out their sexuality.

"

Ah bless you xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm mostly pervin. Tee hee

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey lolly

Hello Dave

Can I get you a drink lolly

Please do.. A cider please xx"

One cider coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being forced to endure old big brother episodes.

Kill

Me

Now

Or maybe just entertain me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants."

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being forced to endure old big brother episodes.

Kill

Me

Now

Or maybe just entertain me "

Ha ha ha.. Some were great others were naff

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane "

and all of us in the chorus yelled lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane and all of us in the chorus yelled lois "

Indeed we did xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I'm watching people play prop hunt on YouTube while lurking? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sammy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I don't know what Prop Hunt is. But don't worry about it, people watch all sorts on live streaming apps. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You lot are far too happy and normal.

I'm fending off messages from late night d*unk wannabes who can't work out their sexuality.

"

I'd love to have someone else's inbox for a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane and all of us in the chorus yelled lois

Indeed we did xx"

Lois makes a polite bow.

As in bending slightly in acknowledgement opposed to making a polite bow from pretty ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one Lois second firstface! "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are far too happy and normal.

I'm fending off messages from late night d*unk wannabes who can't work out their sexuality.

I'd love to have someone else's inbox for a day. "

Wouldn't it be fun if you could swap. Imagine the mayhem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice one Lois second firstface! "

Thanks Meliface

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Possible negs about me, dating fans:

1) Partially deaf

2) Diagnosed with Aspergers

3) Bisexual impulses

4) Member of the Liberal Democrats

So far after a week of messaging a woman in High Wycombe knows about 1 and 4 and still talking to me but not informed of 2 and 3 yet.

Unless 3 in particular is a big plus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be in and out, or around "

Come as often as you want.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Is it sad that I'm watching people play prop hunt on YouTube while lurking?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sammy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I don't know what Prop Hunt is. But don't worry about it, people watch all sorts on live streaming apps. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me."

It's basically online hide and seek crossed with COD one team gets a 30 sec headstart to become a prop (e.g. a plastic bottle) and hide in the level, before the other side hunts them down and Kills them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

I found this on a web search

I met this girl, her name was Lois

Me and Shags both, she loved to blow us.

How rude! "

That's very, very rude.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Possible negs about me, dating fans:

1) Partially deaf

2) Diagnosed with Aspergers

3) Bisexual impulses

4) Member of the Liberal Democrats

So far after a week of messaging a woman in High Wycombe knows about 1 and 4 and still talking to me but not informed of 2 and 3 yet.

Unless 3 in particular is a big plus."

4 is an absolute deal breaker.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

5) Still legally married to his previous wife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot are far too happy and normal.

I'm fending off messages from late night d*unk wannabes who can't work out their sexuality.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice. I'm not sure about that.

Just wait until tomorrow night. Smileyface

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead


"

4 is an absolute deal breaker. "

That's what I said. "Phew. Lib Dems I can live with, you say. I mentioned the Lib Dems and got a reply. Thank goodness for that".

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Possible negs about me, dating fans:

1) Partially deaf

2) Diagnosed with Aspergers

3) Bisexual impulses

4) Member of the Liberal Democrats

So far after a week of messaging a woman in High Wycombe knows about 1 and 4 and still talking to me but not informed of 2 and 3 yet.

Unless 3 in particular is a big plus."

Number 2 is not a big thing and makes you awesome. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Yeah extra time!!

Good

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lolly. Yeah! Smileyface

Jimmmmmyyyyy "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Nice one Lois second firstface!

Yeah!"

Jimbo what will you do with yourself this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

I found this on a web search

I met this girl, her name was Lois

Me and Shags both, she loved to blow us.

How rude!

That's very, very rude."

I know!

I never partake in anything of the sort!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"K"

Y

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm mostly pervin. Tee hee "

Pervert.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane "

I used to be superramfan for nearly 9 years, but I could be your Superman on the occasional Thursday

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"K

Y"

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim today i have mostly been making musical instruments from toilet rolls, balloons, and sticky back cardboard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"K

Y"

Did someone mention jelly

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Yo"

Good evening lovely Lois.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being forced to endure old big brother episodes.

Kill

Me

Now

Or maybe just entertain me "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild. The old episodes might be interesting to watch again. Maybe.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

6) Suffering from inorgasmia. Can't cum with a partner even after more than sufficient penile stimulation. Can do it on his own alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish "

You can here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane

I used to be superramfan for nearly 9 years, but I could be your Superman on the occasional Thursday "

Well it is handy I don't have to watch Europa League football on a Thursday and have them free in my diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here."

Oh I am far too shy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here.

Oh I am far too shy "

I'm sending you some anti shy chi right now. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it sad that I'm watching people play prop hunt on YouTube while lurking?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sammy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I don't know what Prop Hunt is. But don't worry about it, people watch all sorts on live streaming apps. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

It's basically online hide and seek crossed with COD one team gets a 30 sec headstart to become a prop (e.g. a plastic bottle) and hide in the level, before the other side hunts them down and Kills them"

That sounds awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Good evening lovely Lois. "

Hello Lorraine I hope you have been having a perfect day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possible negs about me, dating fans:

1) Partially deaf

2) Diagnosed with Aspergers

3) Bisexual impulses

4) Member of the Liberal Democrats

So far after a week of messaging a woman in High Wycombe knows about 1 and 4 and still talking to me but not informed of 2 and 3 yet.

Unless 3 in particular is a big plus."

You won't know until you tell her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here.

Oh I am far too shy

I'm sending you some anti shy chi right now. Enjoy. "

I am not really shy I made that up. I have been know to display my breasts on the the internet

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Perhaps it's getting late and I should be in bed. Evidence:

What a woman's dating profile said: "I enjoy sharing cooking and eating healthy food with friends and a partner".

What for a moment I thought it said after misreading it: "I enjoy sharing cock with a partner".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here.

Oh I am far too shy

I'm sending you some anti shy chi right now. Enjoy.

I am not really shy I made that up. I have been know to display my breasts on the the internet "

Mmmmm look forward to that then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possible negs about me, dating fans:

1) Partially deaf

2) Diagnosed with Aspergers

3) Bisexual impulses

4) Member of the Liberal Democrats

So far after a week of messaging a woman in High Wycombe knows about 1 and 4 and still talking to me but not informed of 2 and 3 yet.

Unless 3 in particular is a big plus.

Number 2 is not a big thing and makes you awesome. Trust me. "

What Meli said, Pip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps it's getting late and I should be in bed. Evidence:

What a woman's dating profile said: "I enjoy sharing cooking and eating healthy food with friends and a partner".

What for a moment I thought it said after misreading it: "I enjoy sharing cock with a partner"."

Ha ha.. Wishful thinking eh..

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one Lois second firstface!

Yeah!

Jimbo what will you do with yourself this weekend? "

Not much probably. I could really do with a haircut, and I should trim my facial hair. Tomorrow is self-care day. Have you got any plans?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here.

Oh I am far too shy

I'm sending you some anti shy chi right now. Enjoy.

I am not really shy I made that up. I have been know to display my breasts on the the internet "

I'm sure I've fabbed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know "

A back, sack and intergluteal cleft doesn't have the same ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"K

Y

Yum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Does that mean that she's got to show her bits?

Lois can do whatever she wants.

I wish

You can here.

Oh I am far too shy

I'm sending you some anti shy chi right now. Enjoy.

I am not really shy I made that up. I have been know to display my breasts on the the internet

I'm sure I've fabbed them. "

Why thank you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Nice one Lois second firstface!

Yeah!

Jimbo what will you do with yourself this weekend?

Not much probably. I could really do with a haircut, and I should trim my facial hair. Tomorrow is self-care day. Have you got any plans?"

Oh I did that today Jim. I had a Saul Berenson beard going on, feels great to get back to my usual 6mm.

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over a year ago


"Evening jim today i have mostly been making musical instruments from toilet rolls, balloons, and sticky back cardboard "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. I hope you're going to upload a video of you playing with your instrument.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"K

Y

Did someone mention jelly "

Yeah, you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Yo

Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.

Yay now we have something for me as nothing rhymes with Lois

It depends on how you pronounce it I suppose

As in Lois Lane

I used to be superramfan for nearly 9 years, but I could be your Superman on the occasional Thursday

Well it is handy I don't have to watch Europa League football on a Thursday and have them free in my diary "

Suitably noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6) Suffering from inorgasmia. Can't cum with a partner even after more than sufficient penile stimulation. Can do it on his own alright."

I don't think that's off-putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep.

Sad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps it's getting late and I should be in bed. Evidence:

What a woman's dating profile said: "I enjoy sharing cooking and eating healthy food with friends and a partner".

What for a moment I thought it said after misreading it: "I enjoy sharing cock with a partner"."

I've misread things like that on Fab. But not anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should really go to bed but instead I'm listening to the wind howlinh in the silence. And vaping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

Sad.

"

It's not sad here. Good place to wonder to for insomnia cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. And everyone else!! Why sad Quack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Lorraine. Intergluteal, that's a great word. And it's a great fact. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know

A back, sack and intergluteal cleft doesn't have the same ring to it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice one Lois second firstface!

Yeah!

Jimbo what will you do with yourself this weekend?

Not much probably. I could really do with a haircut, and I should trim my facial hair. Tomorrow is self-care day. Have you got any plans?

Oh I did that today Jim. I had a Saul Berenson beard going on, feels great to get back to my usual 6mm. "

I think I'll feel a bit better for having a tidy up.

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over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep.

Sad.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quick. At least you've got us, Swingers and roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently tried shaving my intergluteal cleft!! I have to tell you, it wasn't easy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should really go to bed but instead I'm listening to the wind howlinh in the silence. And vaping."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P6. You do what you wanna do. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight "

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. And everyone else!! Why sad Quack? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You alright ma duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps "

How do you know Ace?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently tried shaving my intergluteal cleft!! I have to tell you, it wasn't easy!!! "

I wouldn't even try it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the first time tonight, I'm all caught up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently tried shaving my intergluteal cleft!! I have to tell you, it wasn't easy!!!

I wouldn't even try it."

I wouldn't let you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

How do you know Ace? "

He's installed cameras

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently tried shaving my intergluteal cleft!! I have to tell you, it wasn't easy!!!

I wouldn't even try it.

I wouldn't let you!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps "

I've only had one sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

How do you know Ace?

He's installed cameras"

What?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

How do you know Ace?

He's installed cameras"

True word dat, plus his Mum's told me

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I recently tried shaving my intergluteal cleft!! I have to tell you, it wasn't easy!!! "

Did you use a mirror?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Can't sleep.

Sad.

"

Oh no prinny, have some positive chi.

I'm sending out chi tonight.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know

A back, sack and intergluteal cleft doesn't have the same ring to it. "

No it doesn’t Lois. We’ll have to work on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

How do you know Ace?

He's installed cameras

What?!"

Everyone can watch everyone else through their screens on the interweb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Odd fact moment Jim:

The medical name for a butt crack is “ intergluteal cleft”...... Now ya know

A back, sack and intergluteal cleft doesn't have the same ring to it.

No it doesn’t Lois. We’ll have to work on that."

An interglueteal cleft does have ring in it though.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hush hush sweet jimmy jimmy dont you cry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it back. You arent slacking. Working damn hard tonight

Inbetween his sit down wees perhaps

How do you know Ace?

He's installed cameras

What?!

Everyone can watch everyone else through their screens on the interweb "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hush hush sweet jimmy jimmy dont you cry x"

I won't. But I could do with a cuppa. I'm going to stick the kettle on. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?"

Oh yes please. Very strong black tea & honey. I have cookies and cream cake to go with it not coming empty handed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?"

Me x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I've got extra iced tea

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bit late, I just made a tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Oh yes please. Very strong black tea & honey. I have cookies and cream cake to go with it not coming empty handed "

The tea is brewing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x"

Tea or coffee? x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x

Tea or coffee? x"

Water x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hush hush sweet jimmy jimmy dont you cry x

I won't. But I could do with a cuppa. I'm going to stick the kettle on my bell end. x"

Tmi for me my friend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got extra iced tea "

Nice. It's a bit cooler here in Shrewsbury, I'll have it hot.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hush hush sweet jimmy jimmy dont you cry x

I won't. But I could do with a cuppa. I'm going to stick the kettle on my bell end. x

Tmi for me my friend x "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit late, I just made a tea! "

All the coolest dudes drink tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x

Tea or coffee? x

Water x"

You're easy. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea will keep you up no not like that

Ace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hush hush sweet jimmy jimmy dont you cry x

I won't. But I could do with a cuppa. I'm going to stick the kettle on my bell end. x

Tmi for me my friend x "

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Oh yes please. Very strong black tea & honey. I have cookies and cream cake to go with it not coming empty handed

The tea is brewing."

I would give it two more min.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x

Tea or coffee? x

Water x

You're easy. x"

Am not x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x

Tea or coffee? x

Water x

You're easy. x

Am not x"

My mistake, I apologise. I didn't realise I to slice some lemon and lime. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me"

You.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm putting the kettle on, who would like a drink?

Me x

Tea or coffee? x

Water x

You're easy. x

Am not x

My mistake, I apologise. I didn't realise I to slice some lemon and lime. x"

Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me

You."

You and I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me

You.

You and I"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any cake going with that cuppa

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa "

Lick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hope everyone's having fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa "

I think Rose has cake.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi hope everyone's having fun x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ready. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm drinking a nice cup of tea, and I'm watching Babestation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t "

It's a big one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake."

Plentiful. Feeling generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim can you kick me out at 2.30am latest please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

Lick me"

What now, like here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake.

Plentiful. Feeling generous "

Get you with your generosity and plentifulness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim can you kick me out at 2.30am latest please.. "

I will do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake.

Plentiful. Feeling generous

Get you with your generosity and plentifulness."

Hahaha.

I didnt aim for double meanings damn it. I always blurt out something silly like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake.

Plentiful. Feeling generous

Get you with your generosity and plentifulness.

Hahaha.

I didnt aim for double meanings damn it. I always blurt out something silly like that "

I was the one being silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake.

Plentiful. Feeling generous

Get you with your generosity and plentifulness.

Hahaha.

I didnt aim for double meanings damn it. I always blurt out something silly like that

I was the one being silly."

You are always forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any cake going with that cuppa

I think Rose has cake.

Plentiful. Feeling generous

Get you with your generosity and plentifulness.

Hahaha.

I didnt aim for double meanings damn it. I always blurt out something silly like that

I was the one being silly.

You are always forgiven. "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t

It's a big one."

It's a shame that that Andre Wisdom got stabbed in Toxteth at the weekend though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t

It's a big one.

It's a shame that that Andre Wisdom got stabbed in Toxteth at the weekend though "

That was a shame. I hope he's doing okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1865 the first edition of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is published.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t

It's a big one.

It's a shame that that Andre Wisdom got stabbed in Toxteth at the weekend though

That was a shame. I hope he's doing okay."

Apparently he's in a stable condition, he got injuries to his buttocks and head, but it seems unlikely that he'll play again this season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1865 the first edition of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is published."

That old! Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everybody...its too hot cant sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brother Dave is coming round to listen to the match with me later, hopefully we can make it 6 wins out of 6. It would be especially good being as we are playing F****t

It's a big one.

It's a shame that that Andre Wisdom got stabbed in Toxteth at the weekend though

That was a shame. I hope he's doing okay.

Apparently he's in a stable condition, he got injuries to his buttocks and head, but it seems unlikely that he'll play again this season "

From a football point of view he must be frustrated having missed out on the game the last few months.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1865 the first edition of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is published.

That old! Wow. "

I know, I'm 41. Have you seen the time?

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over a year ago


"Hi everybody...its too hot cant sleep "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innuendo. I hope you get off soon.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 1865 the first edition of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is published.

That old! Wow.

I know, I'm 41. Have you seen the time?"

Did somebody mention time?

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