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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BLACK SINGLE AND LOVING LIFE $ WHERE IS ALL MY REAL LADYS?? HIT ME UP UP LETS ENJOY THIS ONE LIFE WE LIVING TOGETHER

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Why so shouty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why so shouty? "

WHAT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why so shouty? "

Because he DEMANDS to be heard/read!!!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Why so shouty?

WHAT? "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Dicks Matter ...

All DICKS Matter ...

And Toms, and Harry's too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, I heard that shit all the way to Salisbury.....!!!

Inside voice, young man!!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

REAL lady’s is there any other type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black Dicks Matter ...

All DICKS Matter ...

And Toms, and Harry's too ... "

But what about the RICHARDS????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REAL lady’s is there any other type "

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was."
they sound lovely I’ll have them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both "

Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both

Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump."
haven’t you got the deluxe ones like delboy sold in only fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both

Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump."

I’ll take a green arrow and 2 hrs with Latex Lynnie please. Can I use dettol to wipe her clean?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Excellent England innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both

Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump. haven’t you got the deluxe ones like delboy sold in only fools "

They were recalled, dodgy gas valve or something. I've got some top of the range computerised models though. There's Cyber Cindy and Digital Doris. They've got synthesized speech and can say hello in 3 different languages. Plus, they only take 18 AA batteries.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Black Dicks Matter ...

All DICKS Matter ...

And Toms, and Harry's too ...

But what about the RICHARDS????"

I'm Richard, just a good job that ma surname's not Head innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I am a fake Lady, so I dont meet your requirements OP. Such a shame!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both "

I prefer Latex Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REAL lady’s is there any other type

Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would say there was. they sound lovely I’ll have them both

Wait your turn. They're busy. However, Latex Lynnie is available if you've brought your bike pump.

I’ll take a green arrow and 2 hrs with Latex Lynnie please. Can I use dettol to wipe her clean? "

Only if you're into pain. Won't that sting a little. You can do as you please. She's not fussy. Just don't wipe her face off. I've got a few Sharpies out back but it's never the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are fake ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I am a fake Lady, so I dont meet your requirements OP. Such a shame!"

I've not seen you before. Are you one of the new models out of Taiwan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are fake ladies?"
I dont hold my pinkie finger out when I drink tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are fake ladies?"

Come into the back and I'll show you the range. It's a pony a pop.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What are fake ladies? I dont hold my pinkie finger out when I drink tea "

Marry me

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By *exy penWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Just love this thread so funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just love this thread so funny xx "

I'm not laughing. All my girls are on furlough. They're only blown up to 80% capacity. Vinyl Vera has odd sized breasts because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black Dicks Matter ...

All DICKS Matter ...

And Toms, and Harry's too ...

But what about the RICHARDS????

I'm Richard, just a good job that ma surname's not Head innit "

The ex-missus use to call me a Beautiful Bellend, which I took as a compliment!

Which reminds me :-

Man walks into the bar, and orders a pint. As he's drinking, he spots a huge jar behind the bar, with something long and pale and sausage-like inside.

"What's that?", he asks, pointing to it.

"That", replies the barman, "is a pickled penis, sir. It's magic. You say 'pickled penis', then whatever you want, and it fetches it. Watch, sir. Pickled penis; packet of peanuts". Immediately the penis leaps from the jar, rockets over to the peanuts, grabs a bag in its bellend, and pops them over to the barman before heading back into the jar.

The man stares in wonder, but shakes his head in disbelief soon after. "No, no, that's a trick. You've got some kind of strings in there, or something, yeah?”. "No, sir", replies the barman. "I'll do it again. Pickled penis; get me a fiver”.

Once again, the penis rockets out of the jar, goes to the till, opens it, pulls out the money, drops it by the barman, and heads back to the jar.

At this, the man drains his glass, and shakes his head. "No", he says, “No way, I don't know what's going on, but it's crazy, and I'm not standing for it. Duck this. I'm off to Starbucks”.

He stands, walks a few steps, and laughs to himself, glances back, and mutters "Pickled penis, my arse!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, it’s the best ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just love this thread so funny xx "

Like liverpool banter Sick lah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHHHHHHH!

This thread just made my head hurt it's too early

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

This is a funny thread because if anyone except a black guy had wrote it people wouldn't have found it so funny.

Whilst I am not all that PC crazy well it this doesn't sit right with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BLACK SINGLE AND LOVING LIFE $ WHERE IS ALL MY REAL LADYS?? HIT ME UP UP LETS ENJOY THIS ONE LIFE WE LIVING TOGETHER "
your not going to start smashing the place up with that dick are you ???

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

11 inches oh my oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"11 inches oh my oh my "

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