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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Looks fine to me, I wouldn't be so much put off as respectful that you don't accept single guys, though you'll have to forgive me for chekcing out that strapon  | |||
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"You like people you can have a laugh with. What kind of craziness is that? Is sex something to be enjoyed? "You're right, I should be ashamed of myself. It's serious business! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Looks fine to me, I wouldn't be so much put off as respectful that you don't accept single guys, though you'll have to forgive me for chekcing out that strapon "I've got all the message filters on, not just single guys. I'm just too lazy to deal with my inbox  . | |||
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"Yes.... You live in Liverpool, and I don't! "Liverpool is a marvellous place! Poor you | |||
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Also, Liverpool? Red? I'd be worried we'd just talk football... | |||
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"Wishing everyone a good day, what kind of a monster are you?!?" The absolute worst kind. Everyone includes murderers! | |||
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"Yes.... You live in Liverpool, and I don't!
Liverpool is a marvellous place! Poor you "It's fine.... I live in Ireland | |||
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"Wishing everyone a good day, what kind of a monster are you?!? The absolute worst kind. Everyone includes murderers! "Oh my giddy aunt. If that's not a reason to report someone, I dont know what is. | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "The strap-on
And your use of ochre in the bedroom. Or at all. | |||
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"Not enough photos showing your treasure trail/six pack/delightful penis to keep me interested." Sorry Meli . I'll have a little photoshoot just for you and the partner of my inspiration image who seems to be quite a fan too | |||
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"Never looked at it Is there any mention of cricket in it? "I'm afraid not. It mentions cake though! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "The poly relationship bit | |||
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"The bit that says "Not looking for single guys"...
Also, Liverpool? Red? I'd be worried we'd just talk football..."I don't know why it says that yano . I assume because I've blocked single men from messaging but I've blocked every category but it doesn't say I'm not looking to meet them!
Hahaha the red isn't for Liverpool FC. I'm an AFC Wimbledon fan! | |||
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"You have some amazing pics "Aww thank you! | |||
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"The dodgy cock over toilet pic "I thought it was a fab staple? | |||
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"You like people you can have a laugh with. What kind of craziness is that? Is sex something to be enjoyed?
You're right, I should be ashamed of myself. It's serious business! "Any pics of you holding a fish ??? | |||
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"Yes.... You live in Liverpool, and I don't!
Liverpool is a marvellous place! Poor you
It's fine.... I live in Ireland "Not all bad then eh! | |||
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"Never looked at it Is there any mention of cricket in it?
I'm afraid not. It mentions cake though! "Hand over the cake and no one gets hurt  | |||
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"Wishing everyone a good day, what kind of a monster are you?!? The absolute worst kind. Everyone includes murderers!
Oh my giddy aunt. If that's not a reason to report someone, I dont know what is. "Honestly I'm surprised I've lasted this long without a permaban! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
The strap-on
And your use of ochre in the bedroom. Or at all. "Maybe I'll get an ochre strap on to match | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Not really Op. I like the text and your pictures. Nothing to fault really. I certainly would | |||
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"You're not a scouser...Shame you were doing so well V x "Can't be perfect now can I? Wouldn't be fair | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Yes. You look fucking gorgeous and I don't. | |||
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"You say your dominant side likes to ‘cone out to play’...we’d be afraid of what you might want to do with the cone! "I like forced ice cream cone eating. Don't kink shame me! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Nope! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
The poly relationship bit "Fair enough. Isn't for everyone | |||
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"Honestly? Any more profile text than "Been here before, will fill this in later." puts me off "At least you have plenty of choice on here | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
The poly relationship bit
Fair enough. Isn't for everyone "How do we go about cementing this poly relationship of ours? | |||
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"I'm allergic to the colour in your name." Better get the antihistamines out! | |||
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"You like people you can have a laugh with. What kind of craziness is that? Is sex something to be enjoyed?
You're right, I should be ashamed of myself. It's serious business!
Any pics of you holding a fish ??? "Gosh no profile is complete without one of them! I'll get right on it! | |||
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"Only your age range "Sorryyyyyy | |||
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"Never looked at it Is there any mention of cricket in it?
I'm afraid not. It mentions cake though!
Hand over the cake and no one gets hurt "But... But... I only just bought it this morning and haven't even had a slice yet | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Distance | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Not really Op. I like the text and your pictures. Nothing to fault really. I certainly would "God Chillout. You could at least make something up. | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Yes. You look fucking gorgeous and I don't."Either you have heart shaped nipples or your wife does. Either way you're winning in my opinion! | |||
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"Is the cake compulsory? " Yes. I'll tie you down if I have to! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "hey beautiful don't think what others will think enjoy yourself be yourself and u won't go wrong x | |||
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"I think its fine and you have a good selection of pics. I love the strap on with the can, why dont men adopt this idea "No idea! I'm clearly too original | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
The poly relationship bit
Fair enough. Isn't for everyone
How do we go about cementing this poly relationship of ours? "Erm... | |||
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"yep. Your a scouser I'm a manc but hell that wars gone on to long. Lets build some international relations "It will be like Romeo and Juliet! | |||
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"Anal would put us off, neither of our botbots were designed to take your massive wang. " This happens a lot. With great dick comes great responsibility... | |||
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"Nothing to put me off but your beauty, youth, and general ‘filthiness’ would intimidate me. " Ahh I'm not scary. I am but a kitten really | |||
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"yep. Your a scouser I'm a manc but hell that wars gone on to long. Lets build some international relations
It will be like Romeo and Juliet! "Thatcher and ragon all over again. God i feel old now | |||
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#Roadtrip! After covid of course, safety first Xx | |||
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"Those leggings worry me. I’d definitely find myself running behind you to look at your bum. That means I’ll miss the rise and fall of your magnificent bosom. " I can just get on a treadmill and you can orbit me like a moon? Deal? | |||
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"Your boobs and vagina  "They are a rather terrifying sight! | |||
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"yep. Your a scouser I'm a manc but hell that wars gone on to long. Lets build some international relations
It will be like Romeo and Juliet!
Thatcher and ragon all over again. God i feel old now " | |||
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"Those leggings worry me. I’d definitely find myself running behind you to look at your bum. That means I’ll miss the rise and fall of your magnificent bosom. I can just get on a treadmill and you can orbit me like a moon? Deal? "Deal, I can do that naked. | |||
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"I'm allergic to the colour in your name. Better get the antihistamines out! " out and at the ready | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Not really Op. I like the text and your pictures. Nothing to fault really. I certainly would
God Chillout. You could at least make something up. "Ok, ok. That strap on is coming nowhere near my bumhole | |||
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"That you told me to 'have a nice day'. I want an average day thank you very much. " My bad! Hope you have an average day! | |||
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"Don't often do this. I (he) definitely not single, so not trying to get anywhere (though gives me some ideas for SO). Aside from obvious - woman/good figure/sexy etc etc Your profile images reflect what I have seen in the forums. A wit, a thoughtfulness and a willingness to subvert (liked the purple monster and dove can). You dont take yourself too seriously or are at least willing to act up. Profile text says what it needs to again with same elements as above. Only negative - a *lot* of I's. It is your profile - but I sense you have the smarts to tighten it to say it without referring to yourself so much (list?) Overall comes across as a confidence without shouting FAB MEEEE. Good mix of humour and sass with just a hint of the whip... "This was a great and interesting read! Thank you so much! It's always interesting to see how you are perceived by others. Yeah I admit my profile text needs a rewrite. It has been rewritten and added to over time and while I'm happy with the content, I do feel it could flow better and express my personality a little more. A hint of whip | |||
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"Those leggings worry me. I’d definitely find myself running behind you to look at your bum. That means I’ll miss the rise and fall of your magnificent bosom. I can just get on a treadmill and you can orbit me like a moon? Deal?
Deal, I can do that naked. " | |||
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"I'm allergic to the colour in your name. Better get the antihistamines out! out and at the ready " Game on! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Having peeped on your profile ..dont wanna judge (coz you dont like being judged)lol...as you say ...its hard to judge Lol.. | |||
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"Yes. There’s no vag on show "She's shy! | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom. "Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe | |||
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"Serious answer: "Not looking for single guys". Facetious answer: "Dissapoint" is a pretty disappointing thing to "cone out" about. " I don't know why it says that! Ahhh, warranted burn! Serves me right for typing in a rush! | |||
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"Sexy thighs and feet xx" They put you off? Too sexy? | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Not really Op. I like the text and your pictures. Nothing to fault really. I certainly would
God Chillout. You could at least make something up.
Ok, ok. That strap on is coming nowhere near my bumhole "Damn! Spoil sport! | |||
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"I was going to make a joke but I can't, I think your profile is great. =) " Aww thank you Lola! | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe "I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe | |||
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"You had me at 'Silly comments welcome', that's 100% my kink "Whip em out then | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe "Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box? | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box? "Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us. | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "You don't like being rimmed | |||
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"You can't be genuine ... there is no secret word in your profile to put in messages to you." Maybe it's so secret you have to look super hard for it  | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box?
Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though "I do like to be unique | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us. "That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy. | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
You don't like being rimmed"Says who? | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "You must be joking! There's a shed-load to like on your profile. We'd love to hear from you. | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box?
Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though
I do like to be unique "3 boobs. You don’t see many of them. There you go another thing that would put me off, you don’t have three boobs. | |||
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"It don't mention anything about wanting to fuck me " Damn I missed that part out! | |||
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"The not looking for single guys but "I have no idea why it says that or how to get rid of it  | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
You must be joking! There's a shed-load to like on your profile. We'd love to hear from you. "That's very kind. Constructive criticism is always good though and joke criticism is always funny | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box?
Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though
I do like to be unique
3 boobs. You don’t see many of them. There you go another thing that would put me off, you don’t have three boobs. "I'm going to get that mirror back out again. It might give me two heads though. Is that a deal breaker? | |||
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"It don't mention anything about wanting to fuck me Damn I missed that part out! " You can make up for it mail me No harm chatting to a nice wee irish laddy | |||
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"Nope nothing would put me off. And you’ve got banging boobs
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Yes The distance | |||
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"Your friends only pics are a bit off putting, stop being mean and share "But you have no idea the horrors that lurk within there! | |||
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"You haven't said you want me. That's what is missing from many profiles actually..... " How rude of us! | |||
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"Yes....you have much better legs and figure than me.. damn you are way too hot!!! " Your figure looks mighty fine from where I'm standing! | |||
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"Yes....you have much better legs and figure than me.. damn you are way too hot!!! " I wouldn't say that now to be honest | |||
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"You haven't said you want me. That's what is missing from many profiles actually..... How rude of us! " So rude. I'm trying not to take it personally | |||
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"You haven't said you want me. That's what is missing from many profiles actually..... How rude of us! So rude. I'm trying not to take it personally "Have you considered making a formal complaint? | |||
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"In your picture dated the 5th October 2018 there is a little black something on the carpet in the rear of the picture that could be a spider. If I met you and we fell asleep in each other’s arms after our debauchery I’d be very concerned that it could crawl into my left ear and lay eggs in my brain." Don't be silly now. If anything would lay eggs in your brain in that scenario it would be me!
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us.
That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy. "Think that's where we struggle, we are a straight couple who only meet together not separately but would meet bi fems. It's hard to know what a bi female would expect from meeting us as I don't think we really fit into a traditional swinger group and are a bit of a niche. | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us.
That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy.
Think that's where we struggle, we are a straight couple who only meet together not separately but would meet bi fems. It's hard to know what a bi female would expect from meeting us as I don't think we really fit into a traditional swinger group and are a bit of a niche."Yeah that is a niche situation agreed. Though I think you two have the benefit of being socially active and seem to happily befriend others with no sexual agenda which ironically, often seems to present more sexual opportunities . | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us.
That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy.
Think that's where we struggle, we are a straight couple who only meet together not separately but would meet bi fems. It's hard to know what a bi female would expect from meeting us as I don't think we really fit into a traditional swinger group and are a bit of a niche.
Yeah that is a niche situation agreed. Though I think you two have the benefit of being socially active and seem to happily befriend others with no sexual agenda which ironically, often seems to present more sexual opportunities . "I'm a pessimist, I just always presume nobody wants to fuck me. Going back on topic, nothing wrong with your profile at all not that I think you probably struggle! | |||
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"In your picture dated the 5th October 2018 there is a little black something on the carpet in the rear of the picture that could be a spider. If I met you and we fell asleep in each other’s arms after our debauchery I’d be very concerned that it could crawl into my left ear and lay eggs in my brain. Don't be silly now. If anything would lay eggs in your brain in that scenario it would be me!
P.s. Whatever is in the pic is probably cat hair. "Works for me
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"You haven't said you want me. That's what is missing from many profiles actually..... How rude of us! So rude. I'm trying not to take it personally
Have you considered making a formal complaint? "I'm thinking of writing a strongly worded letter. I think that's how these things are done | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box?
Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though
I do like to be unique
3 boobs. You don’t see many of them. There you go another thing that would put me off, you don’t have three boobs.
I'm going to get that mirror back out again. It might give me two heads though. Is that a deal breaker? "Two heads and three boobs. That could make for a very interesting evening | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us.
That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy.
Think that's where we struggle, we are a straight couple who only meet together not separately but would meet bi fems. It's hard to know what a bi female would expect from meeting us as I don't think we really fit into a traditional swinger group and are a bit of a niche.
Yeah that is a niche situation agreed. Though I think you two have the benefit of being socially active and seem to happily befriend others with no sexual agenda which ironically, often seems to present more sexual opportunities .
I'm a pessimist, I just always presume nobody wants to fuck me. Going back on topic, nothing wrong with your profile at all not that I think you probably struggle!"Well I can hands down say that isn't true! Haha I found my way eventually and have managed to find a small number of great people to do sexy things with, mostly through my own efforts to find them. It took me over a year to figure that one out though. Just having tits isn't enough for fab success, who knew eh!? | |||
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"In your picture dated the 5th October 2018 there is a little black something on the carpet in the rear of the picture that could be a spider. If I met you and we fell asleep in each other’s arms after our debauchery I’d be very concerned that it could crawl into my left ear and lay eggs in my brain. Don't be silly now. If anything would lay eggs in your brain in that scenario it would be me!
P.s. Whatever is in the pic is probably cat hair.
Works for me
Just as long as they’re not scrambled... enough of scrambled muck in my head already."Nah they'll just hatch baby Sam's out of your nose one night! | |||
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"You haven't said you want me. That's what is missing from many profiles actually..... How rude of us! So rude. I'm trying not to take it personally
Have you considered making a formal complaint?
I'm thinking of writing a strongly worded letter. I think that's how these things are done "Sounds like the best course of action to me | |||
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"Ridiculously restrictive age-range that excludes me, ludicrously high, heeled stilettos that would mean you’d tower over me and most importantly you appear to have super-glued yourself to a dancing pole in your bedroom.
Dancing pole? It's my wardrobe
I know. It was my first impression when I looked at the picture. It was only when I looked at the pic properly I realised it was a mirrored wardrobe
Is it my best impression of a little rotating dancer in a music box?
Ah that makes sense. You don’t see many naked ones though
I do like to be unique
3 boobs. You don’t see many of them. There you go another thing that would put me off, you don’t have three boobs.
I'm going to get that mirror back out again. It might give me two heads though. Is that a deal breaker?
Two heads and three boobs. That could make for a very interesting evening "It certainly could! So many option! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome .
Nothing about you would but what you're looking for might. You're looking for a connection with both halves of a couple however you're bi and my partner's predominantly straight, would presume the connection you want is a sexual one which doesn't really work with us. Also you're looking for regular meets not one offs but distance probably means that's not realistic for us.
That's more if I'm going to be sexually involved with both halves of a couple. As someone in a relationship myself who meets alone, I am totally open to couples who meet separately. What I mean is I'm not interested in NSA, one off meets with couples to fulfill their threesome fantasy.
Think that's where we struggle, we are a straight couple who only meet together not separately but would meet bi fems. It's hard to know what a bi female would expect from meeting us as I don't think we really fit into a traditional swinger group and are a bit of a niche.
Yeah that is a niche situation agreed. Though I think you two have the benefit of being socially active and seem to happily befriend others with no sexual agenda which ironically, often seems to present more sexual opportunities .
I'm a pessimist, I just always presume nobody wants to fuck me. Going back on topic, nothing wrong with your profile at all not that I think you probably struggle!
Well I can hands down say that isn't true!
Haha I found my way eventually and have managed to find a small number of great people to do sexy things with, mostly through my own efforts to find them. It took me over a year to figure that one out though. Just having tits isn't enough for fab success, who knew eh!? "I didn't realise it was possible to over estimate tits | |||
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"I can't compete with you obvs "What are we talking here? Scrabble, rounders, hotdog eating contests, squat challenges... | |||
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"I can't compete with you obvs
What are we talking here? Scrabble, rounders, hotdog eating contests, squat challenges... "At the moment just about anything | |||
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"In your picture dated the 5th October 2018 there is a little black something on the carpet in the rear of the picture that could be a spider. If I met you and we fell asleep in each other’s arms after our debauchery I’d be very concerned that it could crawl into my left ear and lay eggs in my brain. Don't be silly now. If anything would lay eggs in your brain in that scenario it would be me!
P.s. Whatever is in the pic is probably cat hair.
Works for me
Just as long as they’re not scrambled... enough of scrambled muck in my head already.
Nah they'll just hatch baby Sam's out of your nose one night! "That’s tonight’s nightmare | |||
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"Serious answer: "Not looking for single guys". I don't know why it says that!" Is it not one of the preferences on one's account details page? "Facetious answer: "Dissapoint" is a pretty disappointing thing to "cone out" about. Ahhh, warranted burn! Serves me right for typing in a rush!" Don't worry about it too much – everyone makes mistakes. It was just the only thing I found wrong with your profile! | |||
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"Yes. There’s no vag on show
She's shy! "Do you think I can lure her out if I leave Bourbon biscuit crumbs on your knickers edge? | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "not enough cake,, ha | |||
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"I can't compete with you obvs
What are we talking here? Scrabble, rounders, hotdog eating contests, squat challenges...
At the moment just about anything "Shhhh lieesssss. | |||
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"In your picture dated the 5th October 2018 there is a little black something on the carpet in the rear of the picture that could be a spider. If I met you and we fell asleep in each other’s arms after our debauchery I’d be very concerned that it could crawl into my left ear and lay eggs in my brain. Don't be silly now. If anything would lay eggs in your brain in that scenario it would be me!
P.s. Whatever is in the pic is probably cat hair.
Works for me
Just as long as they’re not scrambled... enough of scrambled muck in my head already.
Nah they'll just hatch baby Sam's out of your nose one night!
That’s tonight’s nightmare "You're welcome. How was it? | |||
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"I'd think you messaged me by mistake because you are to hot for my chances " Awww | |||
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"Serious answer: "Not looking for single guys". I don't know why it says that! Is it not one of the preferences on one's account details page? Facetious answer: "Dissapoint" is a pretty disappointing thing to "cone out" about. Ahhh, warranted burn! Serves me right for typing in a rush! Don't worry about it too much – everyone makes mistakes. It was just the only thing I found wrong with your profile! " Don't worry, I wasn't | |||
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"Yes. There’s no vag on show
She's shy!
Do you think I can lure her out if I leave Bourbon biscuit crumbs on your knickers edge? "Might be worth a try! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . not enough cake,, ha "Always could use more cake! | |||
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"Is there anything in my profile that would put you off if I messaged you? Let’s keep it lighthearted. Silly comments welcome . "Nope, you're a hottie! | |||
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"Yes. There’s no vag on show
She's shy!
Do you think I can lure her out if I leave Bourbon biscuit crumbs on your knickers edge?
Might be worth a try! "I’m catching the 10a into town now | |||
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