FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpets. . .

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you like them?

What do you have on them?

Do you care?

Saira x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of butter and marmite

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Butter.....I love it dripping wet as it melts on them (probably not the healthiest snack but by gum it tastes great!)

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I love crumpets and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I had some today with lots of butter

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I love crumpets and cheese

this would be my choice too.

Do you like the cheese melted or not??

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now. "

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Lots of butter and grated cheese

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

Butter, marmite, cheese. Can never have too much butter on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of butter and marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some today with honey but with Marmite is also good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love crumpets with butter

Her x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

If I stare at them they trigger my trypophobia. I prefer a muffin to a crumpet. Are there any other suggestions of what to put on them besides butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like them?

What do you have on them?

Do you care?

Saira x"

Garlic and herb Philadelphia, with bacon and a poached egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey,

Popped off for a mo and here you all are with your crumpet toppings

I always have cheese - not melted - or just lots of butter

No marmite

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Think I have had butter and ham on them before but can't remember as I have em rarely. Nutella anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just butter or peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I stare at them they trigger my trypophobia. I prefer a muffin to a crumpet. Are there any other suggestions of what to put on them besides butter? "

You can put anything on them. Especially if you're going down the muffin route x

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Nutella, lots of it

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Loads of butter and thick cut marmalade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just with butter lol

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Butter and marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of butter and grated cheese

Who has time to grate cheese on a crumpet

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

dripping in butter and marmite

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Slightly burnt so crispy outside and squishy middle. Then lots and lots of clover mmmmmm

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

I like my crumpets crispy with a LOT of proper salted butter. Not burnt, but crispy

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Lashings of butter for her, but hubby has a sweet tooth so a good helping of strawberry jam.

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By *cplsMan
over a year ago

Nr Waltham

Butter and Mexican wildflower honey. Served best in bed with a close friend.

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By *ecydogMan
over a year ago

wales

Love them,

Loads of butter and jam, got to keep the love handles happy

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

No3 on 26th

Butter & grilled cheese mmmm

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Usually well toasted under the grill with butter, although occasionally chocolate spread is a naughty treat. The way it goes into the holes is lovely

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

How anyone can resist a crumpet enough to add anything more than butter without inhaling it is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love crumpets with butter on mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness "

Well done and crispy for me

I don't share food. Just saying

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Mmmm butter.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Usually well toasted under the grill with butter, although occasionally chocolate spread is a naughty treat. The way it goes into the holes is lovely

Isn't it just

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Love them with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jersey butter and golden syrup.

Oozes out everywhere. Just gorgeous!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Only a recent discovery for me I like them with butter or that extra mature spready cheese you get

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By *rre786Man
over a year ago

Reading

Going to treat myself to crumpets for breakfast, funnily enough...

Lots of butter and honey this time, but agree with most of the suggestions on here depending on mood.

If feeling really decadent, cashew nut butter and something sweet like honey is amazing!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Never mind breakfast, I’ve got 2 in the toaster right now. I wish we could post pics to threads

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By *rre786Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Never mind breakfast, I’ve got 2 in the toaster right now. I wish we could post pics to threads

Ha ha, crumpet porn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind breakfast, I’ve got 2 in the toaster right now. I wish we could post pics to threads

I ate my last three for breakfast

I'm so jealous x

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

butter.

Butter and Marmite

Butter and grilled cheese.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

Every single one of them sounds sh1t tbh but I don’t shop at m&s. I like my warbies crumpets from co op with my Aldi salted butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a crumpet but its has to be dripping in butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

Your so posh.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"I love a crumpet but its has to be dripping in butter. "

Is it m&s 5 cow free range butter with Anglesey sea salt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a crumpet but its has to be dripping in butter.

Is it m&s 5 cow free range butter with Anglesey sea salt?"

Only when I'm feeling fancy.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

Your so posh.

Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

Your so posh.

Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets!

It’s not just any fish paste, it’s m&s line caught fish paste haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.

Your so posh.

Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets!

I do occasionally like lashings of peanut butter on mine.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Made me Ill

Once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have a just a bit of crumpet lol

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Granny's crumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets! "

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

That's definitely something I need to try myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warburtons only - and butter only

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Really sad I have no more crumpets left

my second choice (in the warm breakfast in a toaster category) has to be buttered, toasted breakfast muffins with brown sauce. And lots of it

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

Loads of butter and sometimes marmite! X

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?"

It must have been during my muffin phase!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness

Well done and crispy for me

I don't share food. Just saying"

I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Homemade and heavily buttered straight out the pan (recommend Paul Hollywood recipe) easy to make just takes a lot of time

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?"

I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness

Well done and crispy for me

I don't share food. Just saying

I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.

Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?

I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts."

So it was your fault!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness

Well done and crispy for me

I don't share food. Just saying

I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.

Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet?"

Depends how much I’ve had to drink. If I come home pissed, make a crumpet and fall asleep eating it, I’m still going to finish it in the morning

and eat anything else in sight as I’m a hungry hungovererer

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?

I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts.

So it was your fault!

I kept all the crumpets for myself, it's true. I sat on my crumpet throne in my crumpet palace looking down on all the crumpetless.

It was all fun and games until they didn't have the CO2 for the draught lager and the world cup was on

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not had for a few years but I love them lm just with butter is a gorgeous treat. Cheese is fine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.

Bring me crumpets!

How could anyone forget about crumpets?

Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?

I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts.

So it was your fault!

I kept all the crumpets for myself, it's true. I sat on my crumpet throne in my crumpet palace looking down on all the crumpetless.

It was all fun and games until they didn't have the CO2 for the draught lager and the world cup was on

Yes i remember it well.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

Marmite for a savory topping or my homemade 3 fruit marmalade for a sweet topping.

Remember as a child toasting crumpets over an open fire using an extendable toasting fork, happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueberry jam or Nutella. Butter if run out of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter from France with salt crystals in garnished with butter

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

I don't like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only crumpet he said he wants to eat is warm,wet and with a pulse the filthy beast

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

They scare me i have trypophobia!!....I can’t even look at them (f)

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Butter.....I love it dripping wet as it melts on them (probably not the healthiest snack but by gum it tastes great!) "

This

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I love crumpets and cheese

I am with you spread on some cheese or sometimes a slice of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv just had 2 crumpets smothered in peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked to almost burnt lots or lurpak and light touch of marmite! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked to almost burnt lots or lurpak and light touch of marmite! X"

I'm with you except the marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and raspberry jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a pikelet with melted cheese

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Loads of butter and marmite"

Yep 100% with you on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're delicious, I prefer Warburtons large ones. I introduced my US side of the family tontjem, they were impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love crumpets, just plain with butter on thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a pikelet with melted cheese"

A what?

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By *napperSpikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

To slightly misquote Henry Greene, I like to be

'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered crumpets with cunty fingers.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"To slightly misquote Henry Greene, I like to be

'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered crumpets with cunty fingers.

I'll have what he's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had mine for breakfast dripping in Lurpack butter mmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a

'crumpet loaf'

Can you imagine such a thing

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By *napperSpikeMan
over a year ago

St Albans

To slightly misquote Henry Green, I like to be

'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered crumpets with cunty fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life

If you have trypophobia, like me then dont google it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life

If you have trypophobia, like me then dont google it!! "

I won't be doing that then, I love a bit crumpet, plenty butter and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life

If you have trypophobia, like me then dont google it!! "

I googled it - I couldn't help myself!

I haven't got tryphobia but I can see why it makes some people

Try 'Crumpet Foot' I dare you

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Melted cheese & beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy with lots of butter and marmite this morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them with butter

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.

Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed

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By *ortherner26Man
over a year ago

North East

"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.

Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed

I’ll have a couple of crumpets if there is any on the go

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

STOP WITH THE MARMITE!!

Lol...it’s the devils sputum!

Gotta be butter and marmalade ????

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a

'crumpet loaf'

Can you imagine such a thing

CRUMPET LOAF! It is a real thing, a wonderful man once told me where to get some and I bought it a "few" times and it's so delicious. Crumpet loaf toasted with cheese and slightly salted good butter and maybe some avocado or a chilli finely chopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.

Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed

Of course. Do you want me oiled up and naked?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.

Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed

Of course. Do you want me oiled up and naked?

I don’t really care I can strip you

don’t even mind if you forget the crumpet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I like them well done and lots of butter.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Love them, toast them on max time (they're virtually fire proof), to get them really hot then loads of butter - perfect!

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By *xxpineapplexxXCouple
over a year ago

Dorking

Well done with lots of butter and marmite

The Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lashings of butter for me and butter and marmalade for the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like them?

What do you have on them?

Do you care?

Saira x"

Always butter, sometimes jam too, sometimes grated cheese...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Marmite with grilled strong cheddar cheese on top. Microwave makes crumpets go soft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of butter, and cold cheese, not melted cheese I'm not a psychopath. I'm going shopping now

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Butter and cold grated mature cheddar.

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By *otton Eye JoeMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Real butter or butter & strawberry jam

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Crunchy Peanut Butter for me

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By *orwidMan
over a year ago

heywood

Melted cheese half a boiled egg.... loads of black pepper

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By *ED00Woman
over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

Peanut butter and banana or cheese and jam..... dont shake your head try it lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I googled both crumpet foot and crumpet hand. Crumpets can go fuck themselves in their holes. They make me wanna puke now

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Haven’t been on for a few weeks, looked at the threads I had commented on, and yet again, I instantly want a crispy crumpet with proper salted butter

but I only do my big weekly shop tomorrow so I am crumpetless

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a

'crumpet loaf'

Can you imagine such a thing

Crumpet loaf is amazing. I’d go as far as to say it is better than the real thing

from Greenhaulghs. And their potato cakes are just off the scale. Yuuum

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol"

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! "

So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

port erin

Piping hot with plenty of butter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!

Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.

Delightful little treat.

Also they are good with beans or a poached egg.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!

Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.

Delightful little treat.

Also they are good with beans or a poached egg."

Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all like a bit of crumpet

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!

So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile

Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double toasted so they’re proper crispy and then lashings of real butter

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!

Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.

Delightful little treat.

Also they are good with beans or a poached egg.

Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit! "

You beat me to it. Unmelted butter is just a big no no. Brought up a bit of sick just typing it! Haha

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!

So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile

Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much! "

Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm I didn't say I liked unmelted butter lol.

Some has to be melted, but then I like to see some butter on top as well mixed with the honey.

If you have beans then it all just blends in anyway.

Where's Nigella at?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!

So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile

Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much!

Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets"

Can I put the flour in? Yeeeaaaahhhhh. He does make me laugh.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Butter. Lots of it.

I want one now.

Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol

How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!

The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!

So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile

Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much!

Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets

Can I put the flour in? Yeeeaaaahhhhh. He does make me laugh. "

Like it is completely random and hasn’t already had 5 takes of the same scene. Gotta love him

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Like it is completely random and hasn’t already had 5 takes of the same scene. Gotta love him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter with a butter sauce garnished with butter

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