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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. " Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol | |||
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"Do you like them? What do you have on them? Do you care? Saira x" Garlic and herb Philadelphia, with bacon and a poached egg | |||
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"Lots of butter and grated cheese ![]() Who has time to grate cheese on a crumpet ![]() | |||
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness " Well done and crispy for me I don't share food. Just saying | |||
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"Usually well toasted under the grill with butter, although occasionally chocolate spread is a naughty treat. The way it goes into the holes is lovely ![]() Isn't it just ![]() | |||
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"Never mind breakfast, I’ve got 2 in the toaster right now. I wish we could post pics to threads ![]() Ha ha, crumpet porn... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Never mind breakfast, I’ve got 2 in the toaster right now. I wish we could post pics to threads ![]() I ate my last three for breakfast I'm so jealous x | |||
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets. I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything." Every single one of them sounds sh1t tbh but I don’t shop at m&s. I like my warbies crumpets from co op with my Aldi salted butter. ![]() | |||
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets. I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything." Your so posh. ![]() | |||
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"I love a crumpet but its has to be dripping in butter. " Is it m&s 5 cow free range butter with Anglesey sea salt? | |||
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"I love a crumpet but its has to be dripping in butter. Is it m&s 5 cow free range butter with Anglesey sea salt?" Only when I'm feeling fancy. | |||
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets. I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything. Your so posh. ![]() Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets! ![]() | |||
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets. I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything. Your so posh. ![]() ![]() It’s not just any fish paste, it’s m&s line caught fish paste haha x | |||
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets. I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything. Your so posh. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! " How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() It must have been during my muffin phase! | |||
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness Well done and crispy for me I don't share food. Just saying" I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm. K | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts. | |||
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness Well done and crispy for me I don't share food. Just saying I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm. K" Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet? | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() So it was your fault! ![]() | |||
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness Well done and crispy for me I don't share food. Just saying I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm. K Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet?" Depends how much I’ve had to drink. If I come home pissed, make a crumpet and fall asleep eating it, I’m still going to finish it in the morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() ![]() I kept all the crumpets for myself, it's true. I sat on my crumpet throne in my crumpet palace looking down on all the crumpetless. It was all fun and games until they didn't have the CO2 for the draught lager and the world cup was on ![]() | |||
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese. Bring me crumpets! How could anyone forget about crumpets? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes i remember it well. | |||
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"Butter.....I love it dripping wet as it melts on them (probably not the healthiest snack but by gum it tastes great!) " This ![]() | |||
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"I love crumpets and cheese ![]() I am with you spread on some cheese or sometimes a slice of cheese ![]() | |||
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"Cooked to almost burnt lots or lurpak and light touch of marmite! X" I'm with you except the marmite ![]() | |||
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"Loads of butter and marmite" Yep 100% with you on that. ![]() | |||
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"To slightly misquote Henry Greene, I like to be 'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered crumpets with cunty fingers. ![]() I'll have what he's having ![]() | |||
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"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life ![]() I won't be doing that then, I love a bit crumpet, plenty butter and cheese ![]() | |||
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"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on. ![]() Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on. ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll have a couple of crumpets if there is any on the go | |||
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"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a 'crumpet loaf' ![]() ![]() CRUMPET LOAF! It is a real thing, a wonderful man once told me where to get some and I bought it a "few" times and it's so delicious. Crumpet loaf toasted with cheese and slightly salted good butter and maybe some avocado or a chilli finely chopped. ![]() | |||
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"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on. ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course. Do you want me oiled up and naked? ![]() | |||
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"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don’t really care I can strip you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you like them? What do you have on them? Do you care? Saira x" Always butter, sometimes jam too, sometimes grated cheese... | |||
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"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a 'crumpet loaf' ![]() ![]() ![]() Crumpet loaf is amazing. I’d go as far as to say it is better than the real thing ![]() | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol" How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! " So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile ![]() | |||
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"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while! Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey. Delightful little treat. Also they are good with beans or a poached egg." Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit! | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile ![]() Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much! | |||
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"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while! Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey. Delightful little treat. Also they are good with beans or a poached egg. Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit! " You beat me to it. Unmelted butter is just a big no no. Brought up a bit of sick just typing it! Haha | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile ![]() Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile ![]() Can I put the flour in? Yeeeaaaahhhhh. He does make me laugh. | |||
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"Butter. Lots of it. I want one now. Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?! The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile ![]() Like it is completely random and hasn’t already had 5 takes of the same scene. Gotta love him | |||
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" Like it is completely random and hasn’t already had 5 takes of the same scene. Gotta love him " ![]() ![]() | |||
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