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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

There once was a man, Erectjim

He was tallish, Salopian and slim,

He liked to nocturnal,

With Ash, so fraternal,

Inclusive, and always such vim!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

The lady we know as dear Meli,

Does everything with gusto and welly,

She’s caring and clever,

A friend for forever,

And also a tad Machiavelli!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

That hunky ol’ man, Sam Tender,

He’s buff; muscles yet still he is slender,

He’s cheeky as fuck,

His cock I would suck,

Biggest heart on the forum, a contender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella could do with a fella

To tickle her arse with a feather

She’s still on the hunt

So I’ll give it a punt

To attract her I’ll swing my propeller

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Well that’s me learning what a salopian means

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Twisted; he’s got a streak of the sark,

And his avatar is all in the dark,

An underbelly of caring,

Strategies to cope I’ve seen sharing,

On my hotlist I have to earmark!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Twisted; he’s got a streak of the sark,

And his avatar is all in the dark,

An underbelly of caring,

Strategies to cope I’ve seen sharing,

On my hotlist I have to earmark!

"

Shucks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got the one you did for me the other night and it made my week, so I don't need another (screenshotted it and everything!)

Will you take requests?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I've still got the one you did for me the other night and it made my week, so I don't need another (screenshotted it and everything!)

Will you take requests? "

I’ll take requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be really demanding and challenging and ask you to do one for my friend Estella....? She's lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella has a thing for a rhyme,

donating a chunk of her time,

to bring smiles to the faces,

of people in fab places,

and never charges a dime.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

BikeMonkey; was he just like marmite?

Nope, for he was a forum delight,

Forthright and fair,

And ethical flair,

Oh and boy my cunt did he excite!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Can I be really demanding and challenging and ask you to do one for my friend Estella....? She's lovely! "

I’ll try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be really demanding and challenging and ask you to do one for my friend Estella....? She's lovely!

I’ll try!"

"Do or do not, there is no try!"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Estella; she’s an awkward heffalump,

To the others now she didn’t measure up,

Socially inept,

She occasionally wept,

Till she inflated them all with a bike pump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella....

Beautiful, and wonderful, with a cleverness to make me feel vulnerable....!

I wish I was her fella....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new friend named Lois

Who’s main goal is caring for others

She’s witty and kind

At least that’s how I find

Her nipples I pray that she’ll show us

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The lady we know as dear Meli,

Does everything with gusto and welly,

She’s caring and clever,

A friend for forever,

And also a tad Machiavelli!"

Even the last line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me. Meeeee. Meeeeeeeeeee!

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

There once was a girl called Estella

Who came onto fab for a fella

When she said "No more meets"

She found men at her feet

Crying "Pleez dont do that - you's a bella".

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Whether she's horndogging, lyrically waxing or sharing well advised support,

It's done with a twinkle and builds *that* rapport,

For you see the truth is Estella's a bit cock mad,

And she'll tease them with ease and frustrate those cad(s).

(We all know this poem is rather shit,

Fair to say it's not measured up to the OP's wit )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The was a young lady called Estrella,

We met me over a pint of Stella,

She flipped me a wink,

And as quick as I could think,

I told her I’d love to be her fella x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Lily the Minx, well this name is just right,

A rascal, full of glee and so bright.

She’s been here a while,

Changing names is her style,

She’s like a naughty, devilish sprite!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The lady who's known as Estella

Is priceless, you just couldn't sell 'er

A beautiful face

Boobs that are ace

What I think of her bum I daren' t tell 'er.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lily the Minx, well this name is just right,

A rascal, full of glee and so bright.

She’s been here a while,

Changing names is her style,

She’s like a naughty, devilish sprite!

"

thank youuuuu

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, I want one!

I will try one about you, OP. But not right now. I've d*unk a little too much wine for a school night.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at rhyming but can I have one please?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Twist My Nipples; oh god that I could!

Her breasts they’re unbelievably good,

And so are their pics,

They harden all dicks,

‘case she don’t know, the truth is I would!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Sparkles; she’s so long and so lean,

She’s legs to the heav’ns, have you seen?

Her lingerie is lush,

It fair makes me blush,

Of sexiness she is a queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The night was dark

The clouds were few

Down the street

The shitwagon flew

A bump was hit

A scream was heard

A man was killed

By a flyin turd!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"The night was dark

The clouds were few

Down the street

The shitwagon flew

A bump was hit

A scream was heard

A man was killed

By a flyin turd!

"

It’s catchy! And creative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The monkey and the baboon

Was playin in the grass

The monkey stuck his finger

Up the baboon's ass

The baboon said..

Dann your soul..

Get your finger outta my asshole!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"The monkey and the baboon

Was playin in the grass

The monkey stuck his finger

Up the baboon's ass

The baboon said..

Dann your soul..

Get your finger outta my asshole!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found this brilliant

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Dynamic likes his underwear tight,

For the ladies, it’s such a hot sight!

He fills pants up good,

Wonder what’s under the hood,

Guess we need to play all our cards right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a new friend named Lois

Who’s main goal is caring for others

She’s witty and kind

At least that’s how I find

Her nipples I pray that she’ll show us"

Tender Sam Surfer Man it started out so well and then whoosh my zimmerframe went from under my feet.

Just for you I might find a picture for public display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one please E? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was an interesting fate that befell,

Some of the men of Fabswingers and I'll tell.

They joined with the purest of intentions,

To fuck every woman without question.

As it is though they struggle,

To get even a kiss or a cuddle,

So they start offering others their erection.

They start meeting cross dressers and TVs,

As they are curious and want to fill their needs.

Before long they turn bi,

And they start fucking guys,

And their longing for women recedes.

The guys whos sexuality doesn't waver,

Are the ones most Fab women seem to favour.

So the mens interesting fate,

Came about cause they couldn't wait,

To meet a woman who would play with their Quaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and jill went up the hill..

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

MattE; a tattooed Cockney boy,

Always filled with such cheeky joy,

He likes to flirt,

And to talk dirt,

Awight luv and oi oi saveloy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MattE; a tattooed Cockney boy,

Always filled with such cheeky joy,

He likes to flirt,

And to talk dirt,

Awight luv and oi oi saveloy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky....

Cheeky Cheeky....

Oh Cheeky.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me "

I do!

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me

I do!

D."

Oh!!! You meant a poem! Nah I’m rubbish at them

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dynamic likes his underwear tight,

For the ladies, it’s such a hot sight!

He fills pants up good,

Wonder what’s under the hood,

Guess we need to play all our cards right! "

Just woke up to this,

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

There was a young lady called Hippychick

I wanted her on my slippydick

She told me straight no

She’s more interested in Jo

So I just joined in and slipped a lick

D.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Dare I ask what you'd write about us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady called Hippychick

I wanted her on my slippydick

She told me straight no

She’s more interested in Jo

So I just joined in and slipped a lick

D."

That’s brilliant , and you said you didn’t do poems

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"There was a young lady called Hippychick

I wanted her on my slippydick

She told me straight no

She’s more interested in Jo

So I just joined in and slipped a lick

D.

That’s brilliant , and you said you didn’t do poems "

I was quite pleased with it myself HC!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that’s me learning what a salopian means "
lol me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky....

Cheeky Cheeky....

Oh Cheeky....."

That’s excellent poetry Nippy

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

oh you lot have such a skill X

May I have one?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hippy's a horse and bus cross

Calling her babe is your loss

To stimulate her mind

Single guys she'll find...

To whip, cos this chick's the boss

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Very impressed. Always great to see the skills of fabbers on show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh you lot have such a skill X

May I have one? "

id love one aswell. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love one please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst surfing the fora at night

My erection began to ignite

When I first set my eyes

On the arse tits and thighs

Of the beautiful petite delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henriette is the love of my life

I cause her much trouble and strife

She caresses my bone

Every time I get home

It’s the main reason I made her my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Henriette is the love of my life

I cause her much trouble and strife

She caresses my bone

Every time I get home

It’s the main reason I made her my wife"

Oh Sam

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Henriette is the love of my life

I cause her much trouble and strife

She caresses my bone

Every time I get home

It’s the main reason I made her my wife"

That's beautiful.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"There was a young lady called Hippychick

I wanted her on my slippydick

She told me straight no

She’s more interested in Jo

So I just joined in and slipped a lick

D."

Fantastic!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young lady called Hippychick

I wanted her on my slippydick

She told me straight no

She’s more interested in Jo

So I just joined in and slipped a lick

D."

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me "

Hippychick and her horse riding crop,

And knee high socks are her other prop,

Ev’yone in a fervour,

Flocks to pics to perv her,

No penis around her will e’er flop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are read

Violets are blue

This poem is shit

Avocado

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Dare I ask what you'd write about us? "

_partharmony like classical things,

Like music with orchestral strings,

They like curvy breasticles,

Blasé about testicles,

Any booby ladies apply for some flings!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There’s some good poems here... well done to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkles; she’s so long and so lean,

She’s legs to the heav’ns, have you seen?

Her lingerie is lush,

It fair makes me blush,

Of sexiness she is a queen! "

Love this!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

fuck me _stella you have talent. Some belter up there

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That's why I paint I can't say it with words.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Dare I ask what you'd write about us?

_partharmony like classical things,

Like music with orchestral strings,

They like curvy breasticles,

Blasé about testicles,

Any booby ladies apply for some flings!

"

That's really good!

I hope you liked ours about you. I hope it wasn't creepy.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Whilst surfing the fora at night

My erection began to ignite

When I first set my eyes

On the arse tits and thighs

Of the beautiful petite delight

"

loved it! Thank you Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a man, Erectjim

He was tallish, Salopian and slim,

He liked to nocturnal,

With Ash, so fraternal,

Inclusive, and always such vim!

"

There once was a lady Estella,

Came here to hunt for a fella,

She found one or two,

Keeps them locked in the loo,

They've called the police, someone tell her....

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Petite delight; she’s only five’two,

A treat in fishnets, I mean phew!!

Have you seen such a treat?

Now I want a meet!

Have a look, you’ll be wanting one too!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Juicy Jugs, well she likes the old bill,

A tit wank is also her skill,

A uniformed man,

Is her current sex plan,

Until she has had her cop fill!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Petite delight; she’s only five’two,

A treat in fishnets, I mean phew!!

Have you seen such a treat?

Now I want a meet!

Have a look, you’ll be wanting one too! "

omg! i’m loving this I’m definitely spoiled in this thread! XXX

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

John and Kat; have you seen her arse pic?

To her buttocks some sweets there do stick,

In celebration of Fab,

I’m calling a cab,

That arse and those sweets need a lick!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can. "

Go on then give us a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John and Kat; have you seen her arse pic?

To her buttocks some sweets there do stick,

In celebration of Fab,

I’m calling a cab,

That arse and those sweets need a lick!

"

Haha thanks lovely xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can. "

You can do me if you like Estella?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippy's a horse and bus cross

Calling her babe is your loss

To stimulate her mind

Single guys she'll find...

To whip, cos this chick's the boss

"

Oh that’s very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me

Hippychick and her horse riding crop,

And knee high socks are her other prop,

Ev’yone in a fervour,

Flocks to pics to perv her,

No penis around her will e’er flop!

"

Also Absolutely love this

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Oh I wish

I was a little fish,

swimming through these nets,

swimming forth and swimming back

I like to nibble here, I want a nipple there, I like to nibble you everywhere.

Look, my scales are nice and clean

And the fins as shiny as you have ever seen,

Oh, beautiful maid, let me in your net,

And if you don't like me - throw me back

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Now Bladey he’s known for his bike,

Causing ev’yone to want to hitchhike,

His helmet on show,

Well what do you know?

Can *second* helmet come out for a like?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can.

You can do me if you like Estella?!

Jo.Xx "

Sexy Jo from Intrigued32

Her eyes a beautiful blue

Her husband got lucky

As Jo is well mucky

and she likes to suck pussy too!

D.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Jo from Intrigued; she has sex appeal,

Her pictures they cause me to squeal!

Luscious, graceful with poise,

Loved by girls through to boys,

Lick the screen, for want of a feel!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

There once was a ghost in Limerick

Who was very fond of his ghostly dick

He rogered three spirits, one werewolf with his digits

but for Estella he just used a lick

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

A poet just came to visit fab

And was looking for a dance on his lap

And for some kisses and hugging

and fondle and fuckin

but then his Internet connection became crap

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've been missed out.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I've been missed out. "

Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Now Bladey he’s known for his bike,

Causing ev’yone to want to hitchhike,

His helmet on show,

Well what do you know?

Can *second* helmet come out for a like? "

Haha love it. My helmet is now for sale as I'm now the size of a wale the tires run flat as I got so fat in life he now hides under a hat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jo from Intrigued; she has sex appeal,

Her pictures they cause me to squeal!

Luscious, graceful with poise,

Loved by girls through to boys,

Lick the screen, for want of a feel!

"

Hahaha

I love it thank you!

I'm rubbish at poetry and at art but I'm sure I could think of something that would touch your heart!

Jo.Xx

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Could I have one please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been missed out.

Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. "

I did but I've missed out too lol.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I've been missed out.

Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. I did but I've missed out too lol. "

No. You have one. I did them in exact order - look up ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Juicy Jugs, well she likes the old bill,

A tit wank is also her skill,

A uniformed man,

Is her current sex plan,

Until she has had her cop fill! "

lol brilliant. Didnt notice you did me. Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been missed out.

Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. I did but I've missed out too lol.

No. You have one. I did them in exact order - look up ^^"

just saw it lol its brilliant xx

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Privateparts is an impatient fecker,

Forgiven as he has a nice pecker,

Quick to moan,

Thinks he’s alone,

But he can suck on my double decker.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Devil Angel; have you seen that pink bra?

It makes her look just like a star,

She’s bloody hot,

Appeal she has got,

If I met her I’d say fnar fnarrr.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"Devil Angel; have you seen that pink bra?

It makes her look just like a star,

She’s bloody hot,

Appeal she has got,

If I met her I’d say fnar fnarrr. "

Fnar fnarrr to you as well

Thank you, it really made smile xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Twinkle twinkle little star

Shining light from afar

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Privateparts is an impatient fecker,

Forgiven as he has a nice pecker,

Quick to moan,

Thinks he’s alone,

But he can suck on my double decker. "

You want your double decker on my pecker

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