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"Twisted; he’s got a streak of the sark, And his avatar is all in the dark, An underbelly of caring, Strategies to cope I’ve seen sharing, On my hotlist I have to earmark! " Shucks you | |||
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"I've still got the one you did for me the other night and it made my week, so I don't need another (screenshotted it and everything!) Will you take requests? " I’ll take requests | |||
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"Can I be really demanding and challenging and ask you to do one for my friend Estella....? She's lovely! " I’ll try! | |||
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"Can I be really demanding and challenging and ask you to do one for my friend Estella....? She's lovely! I’ll try!" "Do or do not, there is no try!" | |||
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"The lady we know as dear Meli, Does everything with gusto and welly, She’s caring and clever, A friend for forever, And also a tad Machiavelli!" Even the last line. | |||
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"Lily the Minx, well this name is just right, A rascal, full of glee and so bright. She’s been here a while, Changing names is her style, She’s like a naughty, devilish sprite! " thank youuuuu | |||
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"The night was dark The clouds were few Down the street The shitwagon flew A bump was hit A scream was heard A man was killed By a flyin turd! " It’s catchy! And creative! | |||
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"The monkey and the baboon Was playin in the grass The monkey stuck his finger Up the baboon's ass The baboon said.. Dann your soul.. Get your finger outta my asshole! " | |||
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"MattE; a tattooed Cockney boy, Always filled with such cheeky joy, He likes to flirt, And to talk dirt, Awight luv and oi oi saveloy!" | |||
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"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me " I do! D. | |||
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"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me I do! D." Oh!!! You meant a poem! Nah I’m rubbish at them D. | |||
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"Dynamic likes his underwear tight, For the ladies, it’s such a hot sight! He fills pants up good, Wonder what’s under the hood, Guess we need to play all our cards right! " Just woke up to this, | |||
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"There was a young lady called Hippychick I wanted her on my slippydick She told me straight no She’s more interested in Jo So I just joined in and slipped a lick D." That’s brilliant , and you said you didn’t do poems | |||
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"There was a young lady called Hippychick I wanted her on my slippydick She told me straight no She’s more interested in Jo So I just joined in and slipped a lick D. That’s brilliant , and you said you didn’t do poems " I was quite pleased with it myself HC! D. | |||
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"Well that’s me learning what a salopian means " lol me too | |||
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"Cheeky.... Cheeky Cheeky.... Oh Cheeky....." That’s excellent poetry Nippy | |||
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"oh you lot have such a skill X May I have one? " id love one aswell. X | |||
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"Henriette is the love of my life I cause her much trouble and strife She caresses my bone Every time I get home It’s the main reason I made her my wife" Oh Sam | |||
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"Henriette is the love of my life I cause her much trouble and strife She caresses my bone Every time I get home It’s the main reason I made her my wife" That's beautiful. Jo.Xx | |||
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"There was a young lady called Hippychick I wanted her on my slippydick She told me straight no She’s more interested in Jo So I just joined in and slipped a lick D." Fantastic! Jo.Xx | |||
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"There was a young lady called Hippychick I wanted her on my slippydick She told me straight no She’s more interested in Jo So I just joined in and slipped a lick D." | |||
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"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me " Hippychick and her horse riding crop, And knee high socks are her other prop, Ev’yone in a fervour, Flocks to pics to perv her, No penis around her will e’er flop! | |||
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"Dare I ask what you'd write about us? " _partharmony like classical things, Like music with orchestral strings, They like curvy breasticles, Blasé about testicles, Any booby ladies apply for some flings! | |||
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"Sparkles; she’s so long and so lean, She’s legs to the heav’ns, have you seen? Her lingerie is lush, It fair makes me blush, Of sexiness she is a queen! " Love this! | |||
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"Dare I ask what you'd write about us? _partharmony like classical things, Like music with orchestral strings, They like curvy breasticles, Blasé about testicles, Any booby ladies apply for some flings! " That's really good! I hope you liked ours about you. I hope it wasn't creepy. | |||
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"Whilst surfing the fora at night My erection began to ignite When I first set my eyes On the arse tits and thighs Of the beautiful petite delight " loved it! Thank you Sam | |||
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"There once was a man, Erectjim He was tallish, Salopian and slim, He liked to nocturnal, With Ash, so fraternal, Inclusive, and always such vim! " There once was a lady Estella, Came here to hunt for a fella, She found one or two, Keeps them locked in the loo, They've called the police, someone tell her.... | |||
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"Petite delight; she’s only five’two, A treat in fishnets, I mean phew!! Have you seen such a treat? Now I want a meet! Have a look, you’ll be wanting one too! " omg! i’m loving this I’m definitely spoiled in this thread! XXX | |||
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"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can. " Go on then give us a laugh | |||
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"John and Kat; have you seen her arse pic? To her buttocks some sweets there do stick, In celebration of Fab, I’m calling a cab, That arse and those sweets need a lick! " Haha thanks lovely xx | |||
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"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can. " You can do me if you like Estella?! Jo.Xx | |||
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"Hippy's a horse and bus cross Calling her babe is your loss To stimulate her mind Single guys she'll find... To whip, cos this chick's the boss " Oh that’s very good | |||
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"These are brilliant! I’m terrible at poetry, anyone want to do me Hippychick and her horse riding crop, And knee high socks are her other prop, Ev’yone in a fervour, Flocks to pics to perv her, No penis around her will e’er flop! " Also Absolutely love this | |||
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"I’ve done those that asked; if anyone wants one I’ll give it a go as best I can. You can do me if you like Estella?! Jo.Xx " Sexy Jo from Intrigued32 Her eyes a beautiful blue Her husband got lucky As Jo is well mucky and she likes to suck pussy too! D. | |||
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"I've been missed out. " Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. | |||
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"Now Bladey he’s known for his bike, Causing ev’yone to want to hitchhike, His helmet on show, Well what do you know? Can *second* helmet come out for a like? " Haha love it. My helmet is now for sale as I'm now the size of a wale the tires run flat as I got so fat in life he now hides under a hat | |||
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"Jo from Intrigued; she has sex appeal, Her pictures they cause me to squeal! Luscious, graceful with poise, Loved by girls through to boys, Lick the screen, for want of a feel! " Hahaha I love it thank you! I'm rubbish at poetry and at art but I'm sure I could think of something that would touch your heart! Jo.Xx | |||
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"I've been missed out. Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. " I did but I've missed out too lol. | |||
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"I've been missed out. Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. I did but I've missed out too lol. " No. You have one. I did them in exact order - look up ^^ | |||
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"Juicy Jugs, well she likes the old bill, A tit wank is also her skill, A uniformed man, Is her current sex plan, Until she has had her cop fill! " lol brilliant. Didnt notice you did me. Thank you xx | |||
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"I've been missed out. Because you didn’t ask for one. Probably so you could grump about it when you didn’t get one. I did but I've missed out too lol. No. You have one. I did them in exact order - look up ^^" just saw it lol its brilliant xx | |||
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"Devil Angel; have you seen that pink bra? It makes her look just like a star, She’s bloody hot, Appeal she has got, If I met her I’d say fnar fnarrr. " Fnar fnarrr to you as well Thank you, it really made smile xx | |||
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"Privateparts is an impatient fecker, Forgiven as he has a nice pecker, Quick to moan, Thinks he’s alone, But he can suck on my double decker. " You want your double decker on my pecker | |||
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