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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda."

Maybe you can make him smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda."

Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old joke but well done for trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.

Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time! "

From Asda shoppers.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.

Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!

From Asda shoppers."

And your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47"

For a man full of fun and banter you have the lips of a man queuing outside of an Asda.

Those lips have won me many a kiss in my time!

From Asda shoppers.

And your mum. "

She does like Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "

Do you live at no 47?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said to wife"our postman reckons he has had sex with every woman down our street except one"

She said" I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 47" "

Haha

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

I had a night out with a few friends. We decided to get a taxi and told the driver to take us to somewhere we're guaranteed some hot sexy action.

Didn't expect him to drop us off at my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a night out with a few friends. We decided to get a taxi and told the driver to take us to somewhere we're guaranteed some hot sexy action.

Didn't expect him to drop us off at my house "

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