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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’ve seen the pics and read the profile and think, yep this could be promising. Then you read the message and sigh...

‘I want to make you moist’. Moist?

Damp on walls is moist. Mushrooms grow in moist. I get WET.

‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

‘He wants to be in you so bad/what do you want to do to him’. Him?

It’s your dick ffs why are you using the 3rd person? Embarrassed to be in ‘his’ company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls referring to their pussy as 'cunt' or saying 'fuck my tight cunt'. Dries me up that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is the fungi culture coming along in your nickers btw???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look "

Exactly this ! The boss says panties she’s posh it’s sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hate the word MOIST

Don't know why, I just dont like it

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look "

You’re topsy turvy...

Brazilian knickers

French knickers

Lace knickers

Trying to educate you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" naughty fun "

It sounds like something out of a Carry On film.

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

Ruin is my personal hate. Hard to sound more misogynist

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Lick for hours or they want to pound me for hours.

I like to change it up a bit, have a rest and a little snack then a bit more. I don't want to be doing the same for hours, I'll just get bored

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If someone asks me about my "hubby" I shudder. If someone asks Mr where "the wife" is I also shudder. If anybody refers to my "boobies", "down below" or "botty" I fall down in a shuddering heap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look

You’re topsy turvy...

Brazilian knickers

French knickers

Lace knickers

Trying to educate you here "

Whatever you say grandma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls referring to their pussy as 'cunt' or saying 'fuck my tight cunt'. Dries me up that one. "

We had one yesterday asking did we want to fuck her tight cunt

The boss replied pls come a fuck my tight cunt I’ve been trying to for years and he still won’t give me his credit card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please read my profile really grates me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look

You’re topsy turvy...

Brazilian knickers

French knickers

Lace knickers

Trying to educate you here

Whatever you say grandma "

Go play with the other kids now before I spank your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls referring to their pussy as 'cunt' or saying 'fuck my tight cunt'. Dries me up that one.

We had one yesterday asking did we want to fuck her tight cunt

The boss replied pls come a fuck my tight cunt I’ve been trying to for years and he still won’t give me his credit card "

Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" naughty fun "

It sounds like something out of a Carry On film."

God yeah. Naughty. Sounds like something a child would say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look

You’re topsy turvy...

Brazilian knickers

French knickers

Lace knickers

Trying to educate you here "

Panties

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look

You’re topsy turvy...

Brazilian knickers

French knickers

Lace knickers

Trying to educate you here

Whatever you say grandma

Go play with the other kids now before I spank your bottom "

Taking notes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I want a muscled gentleman who takes great care of himself and knows how to treat a lady'

Always a disappointment to read that on a profile.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Panties sounds like an Americanism to me, but I also hate knickers too. Horrible word.

Undies and pants has been good enough for me since I was young and I ain't changing now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Panties sounds like an Americanism to me, but I also hate knickers too. Horrible word.

Undies and pants has been good enough for me since I was young and I ain't changing now. "

Pants for a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also detest the term moist.

I don't like 'creamy' either - the only time my discharge has been like that is when I had the yeast infection from hell so it just makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I want a muscled gentleman who takes great care of himself and knows how to treat a lady'

Always a disappointment to read that on a profile. "

They dont say that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I also detest the term moist.

I don't like 'creamy' either - the only time my discharge has been like that is when I had the yeast infection from hell so it just makes me cringe. "

So no ‘I wanna make you moist and then lick your cream?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day "

Hey! You said it stays between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties sounds like an Americanism to me, but I also hate knickers too. Horrible word.

Undies and pants has been good enough for me since I was young and I ain't changing now. "

Alan Wickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day "

Oh your tea towel holder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detest the word panties or ass .....its knickers and arse.

Also if they call me girl....im a 52 yr old woman grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS."

Panties are what girls wear - connotations of innocence. 'Panties and pigtails'.

Knickers are what women wear - connotations of maturity and experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone asks me about my "hubby" I shudder. If someone asks Mr where "the wife" is I also shudder. If anybody refers to my "boobies", "down below" or "botty" I fall down in a shuddering heap. "

any sort of baby talk makes me

"he he" also gets an instant delete (shudder)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Detest the word panties or ass .....its knickers and arse.

Also if they call me girl....im a 52 yr old woman grr"

I knew I liked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

Don’t shoot the messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

Hey! You said it stays between us "

Well this is awkward...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

Panties are what girls wear - connotations of innocence. 'Panties and pigtails'.

Knickers are what women wear - connotations of maturity and experience. "

I’m going for Alan’s far less grief

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not keen on the daddy thing. Makes me feel a bit uncomfortable to be honest, but if that’s what others like then that’s great for them.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

Panties are what girls wear - connotations of innocence. 'Panties and pigtails'.

Knickers are what women wear - connotations of maturity and experience. "

Oh I dunno, a bit of panties and pigtails can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I dunno, a bit of panties and pigtails can be fun "

I do not disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

Panties are what girls wear - connotations of innocence. 'Panties and pigtails'.

Knickers are what women wear - connotations of maturity and experience.

Oh I dunno, a bit of panties and pigtails can be fun "

Depends whose panties and pigtails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breeders -fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some funny ones in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backdoor-sounds like it’s prolapsed and hanging off it’s hinges

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Panties grrr, I have blocked people for using the p word, it just bothers me.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Smash, bash, ruin,fill, drill...

Sounds more like building a house than a sexual activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term 'heavy cummer'

Oh great..... thanks.... ill whitewash the walls after you've visited then, shall I? That way, Aunty Mabel won't ask questions as to what that is dripping off the woodchip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Detest the word panties or ass .....its knickers and arse.

Also if they call me girl....im a 52 yr old woman grr"

I was getting on really well with someone until he called me a good girl... I promptly told him I was nearly 30 with a child. Not exactly a girl and haven't spoken to him since.

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By *slite1Man
over a year ago

ludgershall

Problem for men is when they read a profile that says need more than one sentence, we get confused. So we try to string together lots of words that may make us sound appealing. When realy what we are try to say is WE ARE GOOD IN BED DO YOU WANT A FUCK.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day "

Reminds of best mate years ago, dancing with girl to "lady in red" (age!). Saw him laughing twice. Afterwards told me girl (who was d*unk) said she was a "lady in red, dahn below" followed shortly by (and I quote, imagine gravelly voice) "I'm on the rag but you can woof me up the shitter".

He didn't by the way - couldnt stop himself laughing.

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield


"Clunge

Don’t shoot the messenger "
unless your watching the Inbetweeners , then its funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

Reminds of best mate years ago, dancing with girl to "lady in red" (age!). Saw him laughing twice. Afterwards told me girl (who was d*unk) said she was a "lady in red, dahn below" followed shortly by (and I quote, imagine gravelly voice) "I'm on the rag but you can woof me up the shitter".

He didn't by the way - couldnt stop himself laughing. "

I love it when they speak so eloquently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything cream related. Creamy pussy or cream pie often have me retching.

What ever floats folks boats

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Real woman. or even real man. were all real ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real woman. or even real man. were all real ffs"

Not blow up see some of the moody couple profiles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clunge

Don’t shoot the messenger unless your watching the Inbetweeners , then its funny as fuck "

Which is true

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Girls referring to their pussy as 'cunt' or saying 'fuck my tight cunt'. Dries me up that one. "

This, I never use that word and hate it being spoken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term 'heavy cummer'

Oh great..... thanks.... ill whitewash the walls after you've visited then, shall I? That way, Aunty Mabel won't ask questions as to what that is dripping off the woodchip! "

You have wood chip xx phworrrrrrr

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

Reminds of best mate years ago, dancing with girl to "lady in red" (age!). Saw him laughing twice. Afterwards told me girl (who was d*unk) said she was a "lady in red, dahn below" followed shortly by (and I quote, imagine gravelly voice) "I'm on the rag but you can woof me up the shitter".

He didn't by the way - couldnt stop himself laughing. "

That's hilarious!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You’ve seen the pics and read the profile and think, yep this could be promising. Then you read the message and sigh...

‘I want to make you moist’. Moist?

Damp on walls is moist. Mushrooms grow in moist. I get WET.

‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

‘He wants to be in you so bad/what do you want to do to him’. Him?

It’s your dick ffs why are you using the 3rd person? Embarrassed to be in ‘his’ company?

"

Bleeeurghhhh that and cock pics poking through flies! Makes me wanna wretch! How trashy and tasteless that looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls referring to their pussy as 'cunt' or saying 'fuck my tight cunt'. Dries me up that one. "

Try it in a scottish accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term 'heavy cummer'

Oh great..... thanks.... ill whitewash the walls after you've visited then, shall I? That way, Aunty Mabel won't ask questions as to what that is dripping off the woodchip!

You have wood chip xx phworrrrrrr "

Nope.... And I don't have an aunty Mabel either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is from hackney I didn’t do finishing school but type assist helps ,the abuse of the English language and whatever shit some use as words.I have no fucking idea what they are saying

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Girl or babe uuuurrrggghh

I’m a woman

I’m not a piglet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term 'heavy cummer'

Oh great..... thanks.... ill whitewash the walls after you've visited then, shall I? That way, Aunty Mabel won't ask questions as to what that is dripping off the woodchip!

You have wood chip xx phworrrrrrr

Nope.... And I don't have an aunty Mabel either! "

Damm I nearly had half a lob on for you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The term 'heavy cummer'

Oh great..... thanks.... ill whitewash the walls after you've visited then, shall I? That way, Aunty Mabel won't ask questions as to what that is dripping off the woodchip! "

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By *ocketman20Man
over a year ago

Douglas

Willy. Urgh. It’s a cock or a penis. I’m not 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr vyper -should we be weighing or measuring our spunk shot to determine heavy cummer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'420 Friendly' puts me right off.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Panties really that's bad writing straight from 50 shades etc.. They're knickers which sounds far more sexy! Especially lacey ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it really takes very little to put me off.

Offers to make me squirt, heavy cummers, panties, generally being overly sexual in conversation.

Very few can actually walk the walk, many just want wank fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr vyper -should we be weighing or measuring our spunk shot to determine heavy cummer ? "

Apparantly if a man takes a zinc supplement he can produce more cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading between the lines,life must be pure hell for some of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties really that's bad writing straight from 50 shades etc.. "

Not always depends on context, for me anyway, and how good the rest of the writing is.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day "

I think that's a quote from something. A female friend of mine received those exact words in message on a vanilla dating site a number of years ago. Either that or it's the same guy still trying the same line. Hah.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

I think that's a quote from something. A female friend of mine received those exact words in message on a vanilla dating site a number of years ago. Either that or it's the same guy still trying the same line. Hah. "

Imagine! It will work one day he's sure of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading between the lines,life must be pure hell for some of you "

Seems like this thread is for all those who really enjoyed English lessons at school.

We'll start quoting Wittgenstein soon and his theories on language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading between the lines,life must be pure hell for some of you

Seems like this thread is for all those who really enjoyed English lessons at school.

We'll start quoting Wittgenstein soon and his theories on language.

"

I adore the English language in all its forms. Doesn’t mean I have to like every single word though and this thread is making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO. "

It’s very visual though

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By *onochrome2Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anything related to always wanting to shag a black girl for the first time. Especially if followed by a statement saying the person is willing to do anything to make it happen.

Anything that implies that a guy thinks he’s amazing in bed because he has a big dick

“420 friendly”

“Likes to party“

“Finger blast“

Probably lots more thing. I find most messages we receive from guys put me off the sender!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day

I think that's a quote from something. A female friend of mine received those exact words in message on a vanilla dating site a number of years ago. Either that or it's the same guy still trying the same line. Hah.

Imagine! It will work one day he's sure of it! "

Google now tells me it's a quote from the 2012 Mark Wahlberg movie Ted. Clearly a rich and successful source of pick-up lines. Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading between the lines,life must be pure hell for some of you

Seems like this thread is for all those who really enjoyed English lessons at school.

We'll start quoting Wittgenstein soon and his theories on language.

I adore the English language in all its forms. Doesn’t mean I have to like every single word though and this thread is making me laugh "

I love the english language - it is so malleable but for me it's all context.

Take the word 'cunt' - brilliant word - all earthy and no nonsense and a very old word and only considered as a derogatory term since the 19th century. Used well it can be an absolute joy.

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By *enuinetallstuMan
over a year ago

nr beauly


"Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO. "

After all those hilarious messages, this one has finished me off Pahhahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO.

After all those hilarious messages, this one has finished me off Pahhahahaha x"

Hope you cleaned up after yourself

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"You’ve seen the pics and read the profile and think, yep this could be promising. Then you read the message and sigh...

‘I want to make you moist’. Moist?

Damp on walls is moist. Mushrooms grow in moist. I get WET.

‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

‘He wants to be in you so bad/what do you want to do to him’. Him?

It’s your dick ffs why are you using the 3rd person? Embarrassed to be in ‘his’ company?

Bleeeurghhhh that and cock pics poking through flies! Makes me wanna wretch! How trashy and tasteless that looks "

I’ll amend ASAP

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

When you just get the word, Yummy.

Ice cream is yummy to a child. It's one of the least sexy words I can think of, it makes me feel queazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr vyper -should we be weighing or measuring our spunk shot to determine heavy cummer ?

Apparantly if a man takes a zinc supplement he can produce more cum. "

Ha ha time to Rob the roofing supplies shop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO. "

This is just pure gold

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I prefer the word panties because knickers sounds like old woman's panties

You know, the white diaper look "

I can confirm this.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Mr vyper -should we be weighing or measuring our spunk shot to determine heavy cummer ?

Apparantly if a man takes a zinc supplement he can produce more cum. "

Donald trump said so...

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Reading between the lines,life must be pure hell for some of you

Seems like this thread is for all those who really enjoyed English lessons at school.

We'll start quoting Wittgenstein soon and his theories on language.

"

Nah. Sod Witty. This forum is pure Diachronic in the Synchronic.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Pornspeak. A lot of women and men think it will turn me on.. Thats not for real world meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the word minge.

I also had someone tell me he wanted to tongue punch my fart box the other day "

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr vyper -should we be weighing or measuring our spunk shot to determine heavy cummer ?

Apparantly if a man takes a zinc supplement he can produce more cum.

Donald trump said so... "

And Dominic Cummings wrote it in statute law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We'll start quoting Wittgenstein soon and his theories on language.

Nah. Sod Witty. This forum is pure Diachronic in the Synchronic. "

It's all Greek for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to stay away from the word cunt

It has many meanings in diff settings as I’m from the east end it surfaces a lot in vocabulary and is mostly interpreted wrongly

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By *inja 636Man
over a year ago

Grays

disabled wheelchair user alert.

i think the only thing i find amusing is when someone says i was in a wheelchair once i know how you feel oops

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Minge annoys me. Most terms for lady parts are OK, there's no particularly great one, but I don't like minge.

And as for phrases I don't like. Well..... That's a long list

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By *hecarpmanMan
over a year ago

SUTTON


"Can i lick your rusty baloon knot.

Picture it.....now its in your head. Just NO.

This is just pure gold "

A d*unk lady once asked if I could put it in the "rusty sheriff's badge". After a small chuckle I obliged xx

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Any sort of childish language is a turn off... "Naughty" for example makes me think of a teenage boy, or "yummy" if used in relation to anything other than food. Or child like terms used for body parts "baps", "flower" etc.

"Moist" makes my skin crawl.

Total strangers calling me "hun" or "babe" or anything along those lines is a definite no.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girl....I hate it!

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By *ecretlyfilthyMan
over a year ago

A boat

I can spend the time messaging someone based upon their profile, really looking forward to the reply and and when I receive it and it contains all of the above, I will not reply.

Hate all sort of pet names and childish nick names. The dictionary exist for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good girl....I hate it! "

Bad woman!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Panties sounds like an Americanism to me, but I also hate knickers too. Horrible word.

Undies and pants has been good enough for me since I was young and I ain't changing now.

Pants for a woman?"

Yes. Totally. Better than knickers. Horrible word. I've written it twice on this thread and feel somewhat defiled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry? "

Also. How does he eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry? "

Nope. But he is always hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry?

Also. How does he eat? "

Hungry for love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry? "

Reminding me of Wicked Willy territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a fan of the word lush

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Words that I have been asked to use but can’t bring myself to:

Fanny - nope it’s pussy

Flower - WTAF ??

Gash - as above

Titties - Boobs or tits. I’m not Eddie Murphy.

Willie - it’s cock. I stopped saying willie when I was 8

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Nawty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good girl....I hate it!

Bad woman! "

standard response...I’m not a dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve seen the pics and read the profile and think, yep this could be promising. Then you read the message and sigh...

‘I want to make you moist’. Moist?

Damp on walls is moist. Mushrooms grow in moist. I get WET.

‘I want to push your panties to the side’. Panties?

That’s what Great Aunt Mabel wears to cover her arse to her armpits. I wear KNICKERS.

‘He wants to be in you so bad/what do you want to do to him’. Him?

It’s your dick ffs why are you using the 3rd person? Embarrassed to be in ‘his’ company?

"

Yes, Wet and Knickers do it for me.

I prefer Cock to Dick too!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry? "

You mean Mr Poker? Yes, Mr Poker likes me talking about him like that. He sends his regards but he had a good prodding recently so he's says he's not hungry, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gentlemen. Own up. Do you talk about your dick in the third person? Is he hungry?

Also. How does he eat? "

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oddly I dislike the word 'please' during sex; I would much rather have someone day 'fuck me' rather than 'fuck me please' !

Maybe its the fact that commands are sexier than requests in my mind - who knows !

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