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By *ecretlyfilthy OP   Man
over a year ago

A boat

What are your funniest things about Fab?

Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Male verifications for ladies - proper cringe, treat this one with respect if you get the chance etc etc

Statuses - some angry unhinged folk out there haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The people who try to imply in forum comments that they have had a meet with you when they haven't .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness "

Especially if she works at Butlins!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pics on a blokes profile of an inch of cock hanging out of a lady whose body dominates the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people who try to imply in forum comments that they have had a meet with you when they haven't . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men hiding behind women’s profiles loving those at the mo

Couples where it’s just a male and his blow up friend dirty sue he got on special on eBay with a slow puncture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status readings of bang me silly for a bag of Charles and a profile that reads treat me with respect I’m not here to meet just anyone for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Especially if she works at Butlins! "

On the doughnut counter

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

The list of requirements some ladies ask for Is very entertaining...

Height ,

Weight,

Measurements, length and width.

Dom in the bedroom but not outside....

The list is long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics on a blokes profile of an inch of cock hanging out of a lady whose body dominates the picture "

Was about to say something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very long profiles with a shopping list of likes and dislikes. Should have a TL;DR synopsis

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The list of requirements some ladies ask for Is very entertaining...

Height ,

Weight,

Measurements, length and width.

Dom in the bedroom but not outside....

The list is long "

Personally I only meet men of a certain ring size and a 9cm wide ball sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh."

Don’t forget some of the photos sent directly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forumites who's comments are what they think other forumites want to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the requests make me

One last night was trying to offer me a £20 amazon voucher for videos

My response 'off you fuck and don't be such a cheapskate'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no public pictures demanding a face picture to be sent in the first message with a code word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh.

Don’t forget some of the photos sent directly "

Unsolicited dick pics- yep... nothing wrong with one though if we’ve chatted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh."

You had me at 'heavy cummer'

Seriously?? Heavy cummer?? Oh yeah, thats a 4 babywipe deal, instead of a regulation 2! Heavy cummer?? What does that even mean?? A double splat job??

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Accounts that have been on for over a year but aren’t meet verified

Heavy cummer, big load, don’t get why some guys think they have to point this out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh.

You had me at 'heavy cummer'

Seriously?? Heavy cummer?? Oh yeah, thats a 4 babywipe deal, instead of a regulation 2! Heavy cummer?? What does that even mean?? A double splat job??

"

Has to fill a fruit bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile with new here and been over a year and will update soon and add pics

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By *ecretlyfilthy OP   Man
over a year ago

A boat

Haha some amazing comments!

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

The messages from couples profiles that are clearly single men.

They have the feel of that Nigerian fraud with the emails saying they have 10 million pounds but just need your account details and a small deposit to release the funds...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Seeing "I'll split you in 2' or "I'll fuck you so right, you'll never look left again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer, big load, don’t get why some guys think they have to point this out."

Check to see if the guy is bi. Heavy cummer/big load is a thing for some bi/gay guys.

Basically means cums a thick, creamy, heavy load. More than the average. Similar to how some women produce 'thicker' moisture than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are your funniest things about Fab?

Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Male verifications for ladies - proper cringe, treat this one with respect if you get the chance etc etc

Statuses - some angry unhinged folk out there haha

"

I hate that one: "treat this one with respect if you get the chance". Seen it so many times, means nothing.

And I find it funny when you see profiles saying they've been here before so know how it works.

And profiles basically selling their Only Fans, or saying their membership has ran out and who will pay it for them or saying they want gifts.

No thanks to all that

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By *ecretlyfilthy OP   Man
over a year ago

A boat


"What are your funniest things about Fab?

Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Male verifications for ladies - proper cringe, treat this one with respect if you get the chance etc etc

Statuses - some angry unhinged folk out there haha

I hate that one: "treat this one with respect if you get the chance". Seen it so many times, means nothing.

And I find it funny when you see profiles saying they've been here before so know how it works.

And profiles basically selling their Only Fans, or saying their membership has ran out and who will pay it for them or saying they want gifts.

No thanks to all that "

Treat with respect - thank you for that, I was about to be an absolute disrespectful, rude arrogant idiot until I read your verification.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm fascinated by how many people have looked at us who have silhouette avatars, nothing in their galleries, no verification from Admin, and text that's like "Looking for fun".

What's the point? Why not just look at the site anonymously? What's the profile for?

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Ok

Couples who are not oroper couokes but showing one sex photos

People who say peoole msg who msg them with no face piccy wont be replied back - but they csnt even show their own fuckin face

Fellas who msg gloatin they have the best dick in town

Fellas who send dick piccys but up other girls fannys

People who have piccys up with their EX partners

why wud u put ex partners up?

My list coukd go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are your funniest things about Fab?

Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Male verifications for ladies - proper cringe, treat this one with respect if you get the chance etc etc

Statuses - some angry unhinged folk out there haha

I hate that one: "treat this one with respect if you get the chance". Seen it so many times, means nothing.

And I find it funny when you see profiles saying they've been here before so know how it works.

And profiles basically selling their Only Fans, or saying their membership has ran out and who will pay it for them or saying they want gifts.

No thanks to all that

Treat with respect - thank you for that, I was about to be an absolute disrespectful, rude arrogant idiot until I read your verification. "

So you instead went with condescending then, fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The messages from couples profiles that are clearly single men.

They have the feel of that Nigerian fraud with the emails saying they have 10 million pounds but just need your account details and a small deposit to release the funds... "

I get those now and again plus similar with single women profiles! Locals seem to be full of them. Probably not many men doing it... just a few with multiple profiles

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Forumites who's comments are what they think other forumites want to read "

You’re so right. I hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily ranting status saying they are going to leave fed up with it yet still here months later writing the same old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people, some of the funniest folk around, and in a really nice way.....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The disclaimers that people put in profiles also the long winded profiles that then ask you to insert the secret word to prove you’ve read there driveling whinging profile

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By *hedireCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Bullsh1t disclaimers. As the TOTAL CONTENT of an unverified profile over a year old.

And "fill in later" also on over a year old profiles.

We're 'guilty' of having a keyword but people do not read profiles and we're fed up of wasting time having a conversation only to reach a deal breaker.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Humour in the cam rooms! A good place for a laugh and giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The requests to impregnate always make me chuckle...no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forumites who's comments are what they think other forumites want to read

You’re so right. I hate that."

So many suck ups!

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By *kinnybhoyMan
over a year ago

stoke

The "you're fat" messages I occasionally receive, as if I don't know that ??

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Daily ranting status saying they are going to leave fed up with it yet still here months later writing the same old "

^^^^^^

Agree with this. The so fed of not getting mail

so I will attention seek

on my profile brigade

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The I don’t know how you’re single messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The I don’t know how you’re single messages "

This just made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say,

I can go all night (just because you can, doesn't mean I want to)

I'll go down on you for hours (and???)

I'll destroy you (and I could eat you for breakfast, doesn't mean I will )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who think they're better than you because they get loads of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the full funniest thing about fab is the forums and its users you guys are more offer that not funny and pur a bug smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, is this not a comedy site? I thought it was some massive in-joke parody. Are you telling me some people actually have sex on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy cummer, big load, don’t get why some guys think they have to point this out.

Check to see if the guy is bi. Heavy cummer/big load is a thing for some bi/gay guys.

Basically means cums a thick, creamy, heavy load. More than the average. Similar to how some women produce 'thicker' moisture than others. "

What????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The aggressive status updates about how shit the site is/how all women are stuck up/how all men are wankers

Negative, ranty profiles. Especially the ones who purely focus on a massive list of their dislikes.

Crank people who message other users verifications. Saying things such as "I won't meet you now you've met....". Sound  lol

Those "It's my birthday today. Who's gonna treat me?" status updates

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

That men seem to think that a women will not notice that they are 5 inches shorter and 10yrs older than their profiles state. I actually met a man a few months ago who done this. I basically said hello and goodbye and got next train home. My spare time is precious and hate having it wasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people who try to imply in forum comments that they have had a meet with you when they haven't . "

Interesting that one...

I've had that said to me, in a Chatroom!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Requirements and promises on some profiles- jeez. I’ll go down on you for hours, heavy cummer (so what?), 100% Dom (yeah right, walk this way Mister), I know how to satisfy you.... uh huh.

You had me at 'heavy cummer'

Seriously?? Heavy cummer?? Oh yeah, thats a 4 babywipe deal, instead of a regulation 2! Heavy cummer?? What does that even mean?? A double splat job??

"

Comments like these. I did actually laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men seem to think that a women will not notice that they are 5 inches shorter and 10yrs older than their profiles state. I actually met a man a few months ago who done this. I basically said hello and goodbye and got next train home. My spare time is precious and hate having it wasted."

This!

I met a guy about 9 years ago who looked NOTHING like his pics back then. Oddly enough, he still uses them now! And across various new profiles over the years. He has loads of very complimentary verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, is this not a comedy site? I thought it was some massive in-joke parody. Are you telling me some people actually have sex on here?"

This is a funny haha outlook!

Yes to your question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people who think they're better than you because they get loads of attention "

.... sweet sugar dumpling

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"That men seem to think that a women will not notice that they are 5 inches shorter and 10yrs older than their profiles state. I actually met a man a few months ago who done this. I basically said hello and goodbye and got next train home. My spare time is precious and hate having it wasted.

This!

I met a guy about 9 years ago who looked NOTHING like his pics back then. Oddly enough, he still uses them now! And across various new profiles over the years. He has loads of very complimentary verifications "

I apologies, I’ll remove myself this instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humour in the cam rooms! A good place for a laugh and giggle."

Rare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say,

I can go all night (just because you can, doesn't mean I want to)

I'll go down on you for hours (and???)

I'll destroy you (and I could eat you for breakfast, doesn't mean I will )

"

I've noticed a fair few words more frequently in messages lately....

Smash

Destroy

Ruin

Wreck

I don't ever recall advertising that I'm looking for The Hulk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That men seem to think that a women will not notice that they are 5 inches shorter and 10yrs older than their profiles state. I actually met a man a few months ago who done this. I basically said hello and goodbye and got next train home. My spare time is precious and hate having it wasted.

This!

I met a guy about 9 years ago who looked NOTHING like his pics back then. Oddly enough, he still uses them now! And across various new profiles over the years. He has loads of very complimentary verifications

I apologies, I’ll remove myself this instant "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The ones that say,

I can go all night (just because you can, doesn't mean I want to)

I'll go down on you for hours (and???)

I'll destroy you (and I could eat you for breakfast, doesn't mean I will )

I've noticed a fair few words more frequently in messages lately....

Smash

Destroy

Ruin

Wreck

I don't ever recall advertising that I'm looking for The Hulk...

"

I quite like my body and dislike visiting the hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say,

I can go all night (just because you can, doesn't mean I want to)

I'll go down on you for hours (and???)

I'll destroy you (and I could eat you for breakfast, doesn't mean I will )

I've noticed a fair few words more frequently in messages lately....

Smash

Destroy

Ruin

Wreck

I don't ever recall advertising that I'm looking for The Hulk...

I quite like my body and dislike visiting the hospital."

Same. I don't have much free time so a post-meet hospital stay isn't really appealing

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Where a status says "I have received 500 emails so I block deleted them. Please send another email."

Does anyone resend?

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Anyone who says boring or bored.

Either their life or their wife is boring, or they’re just bored. Who would be drawn to someone who _iews life like that?! Very unattractive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typing errors

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Anyone who says boring or bored.

Either their life or their wife is boring, or they’re just bored. Who would be drawn to someone who _iews life like that?! Very unattractive!!"

"I'm bored, so I expect people to jump to to entertain me"

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Profile: I CANT MEET AT THE DROP OF A HAT!!!!11

Status: who free now??

When the legal disclaimer is longer than their profile text.

'Just looking' profiles

Dicks using beer cans and TV remotes for scale.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The people who try to imply in forum comments that they have had a meet with you when they haven't .

Interesting that one...

I've had that said to me, in a Chatroom! "

I’d shout that out at the time!

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Anyone who says boring or bored.

Either their life or their wife is boring, or they’re just bored. Who would be drawn to someone who _iews life like that?! Very unattractive!!

"I'm bored, so I expect people to jump to to entertain me""

My pleasure!! Let me put my happy life on hold to crawl in your cave of greyness and see if you perk up!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Anyone who says boring or bored.

Either their life or their wife is boring, or they’re just bored. Who would be drawn to someone who _iews life like that?! Very unattractive!!

"I'm bored, so I expect people to jump to to entertain me"

My pleasure!! Let me put my happy life on hold to crawl in your cave of greyness and see if you perk up!!"

You're booored your life is so booooring so I'll definitely spend two hours sprucing myself up, come to you, for two pumps and a squirt. It's why I'm on this earth, to cater for your inability to entertain yourself.

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Anyone who says boring or bored.

Either their life or their wife is boring, or they’re just bored. Who would be drawn to someone who _iews life like that?! Very unattractive!!

"I'm bored, so I expect people to jump to to entertain me"

My pleasure!! Let me put my happy life on hold to crawl in your cave of greyness and see if you perk up!!

You're booored your life is so booooring so I'll definitely spend two hours sprucing myself up, come to you, for two pumps and a squirt. It's why I'm on this earth, to cater for your inability to entertain yourself."

I’m so humbled and grateful for the opportunity to connect with these charmers...boredom is the 6th love language

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

When you see a Fabber on Tinder/Bumble and their list of needs is totally different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys offer to “pick you up in their van and shag you” on their lunch break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you see a Fabber on Tinder/Bumble and their list of needs is totally different!"

My needs are totally different if I'm looking to date

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"When you see a Fabber on Tinder/Bumble and their list of needs is totally different!

My needs are totally different if I'm looking to date "

I meant their likes and dislikes and their description of themselves and what they want is markedly different.

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By *ecretlyfilthy OP   Man
over a year ago

A boat

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By *ecretlyfilthy OP   Man
over a year ago

A boat


"The ones that say,

I can go all night (just because you can, doesn't mean I want to)

I'll go down on you for hours (and???)

I'll destroy you (and I could eat you for breakfast, doesn't mean I will )

Hahaha! Yep, I do not associate those words with something pleasurable at all. A&E visit and some unwanted time off work and a long road of recovery.

I've noticed a fair few words more frequently in messages lately....

Smash

Destroy

Ruin

Wreck

I don't ever recall advertising that I'm looking for The Hulk...

I quite like my body and dislike visiting the hospital."

Hahaha! Yep, I do not associate those words with something pleasurable at all. A&E visit and some unwanted time off work and a long road of recovery

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"What are your funniest things about Fab?

Fake pictures - some high res porn star image in an american bathroom but claims shes a single mum from Skegness

Male verifications for ladies - proper cringe, treat this one with respect if you get the chance etc etc

Statuses - some angry unhinged folk out there haha

"

Funniest thing about Fab for me is the forums. I usually laugh out loud at some comment on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles so long they should register an ISBN .... But no paragraphs. Seriously, my dyslexic weird brain can't cope with that.

Oh, and some of the disgusting pictures ... I don't want to see her kidneys or his bowel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums

The end x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list of requirements some ladies ask for Is very entertaining...

Height ,

Weight,

Measurements, length and width.

Dom in the bedroom but not outside....

The list is long

Personally I only meet men of a certain ring size and a 9cm wide ball sack. "

9cm. Surely it must be 10cm at least

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Loud attention seekers

Wolves in sheep’s clothing

Those who create drama from absolutely nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The men who think my dislike of cunnilingus would be instantly rectified if they had a go.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The men who think my dislike of cunnilingus would be instantly rectified if they had a go. "

Yea .. we lie really, it's us that gets off on giving it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The list of requirements some ladies ask for Is very entertaining...

Height ,

Weight,

Measurements, length and width.

Dom in the bedroom but not outside....

The list is long

Personally I only meet men of a certain ring size and a 9cm wide ball sack.

9cm. Surely it must be 10cm at least "

Whst can I say, I like what I like!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The men who think my dislike of cunnilingus would be instantly rectified if they had a go. "

Oh god. Your preferences are meaningless because I'm so amazing.

Fuck off

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

You can take a day, week, month or longer break, pop back in and jump back on. The mix of threads will be the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The men who think my dislike of cunnilingus would be instantly rectified if they had a go.

Oh god. Your preferences are meaningless because I'm so amazing.

Fuck off"

This made me giggle.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.

Men with genuine and respectful on their profile, who send abusive messages when you dare to give them a polite no thanks.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"The aggressive status updates about how shit the site is/how all women are stuck up/how all men are wankers

Negative, ranty profiles. Especially the ones who purely focus on a massive list of their dislikes.

Crank people who message other users verifications. Saying things such as "I won't meet you now you've met....". Sound  lol

Those "It's my birthday today. Who's gonna treat me?" status updates"

Never tried that one, but for the record.... Next Saturday IS my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't have a face pic but in their profile, demand you send them one first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all so true... not sure if anyone has posted this but the one where you get a friend request from people that have hardly any pics on the profile and no verifications... yes obviously we are going to accept for you to perve on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men hiding behind women’s profiles loving those at the mo

Couples where it’s just a male and his blow up friend dirty sue he got on special on eBay with a slow puncture "

This made us laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with genuine and respectful on their profile, who send abusive messages when you dare to give them a polite no thanks."

SO many of these!

The "genuine and respectful" professionals are usually the most abusive if you politely decline or don't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people claiming they are straight on their profiles

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Ladies who say that they want to try / prefer / only go for older men... and have their upper age limit set at 40.

Ouch.

Thanks, ladies.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"I am no Fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock".....We get this message from the same guy every month and have been for the last year the reason we dont block him is just to see how long he carrys on sending it or if it ever changes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best boobs/best bum threads on the forums where everyone just shamelessly nominates themselves

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By *nblemishedhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Been here before but lost my account log in. And fuck wits who clearly read the age pref but message any ways. I know I'm over your age but !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The men who think my dislike of cunnilingus would be instantly rectified if they had a go.

Oh god. Your preferences are meaningless because I'm so amazing.

Fuck off

This made me giggle. "

Me, too! She speaks my language.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"The best boobs/best bum threads on the forums where everyone just shamelessly nominates themselves "
agreed also the well hung(debatable) who start a post about what’s considered hung and you can guarantee they claim to be 8 and clearly are nowhere near

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

When they look great on their pics but their bedroom/bathroom/garden is an absolute tip!

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