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Guys who pretend they're bi to fuck your girl?

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By *odger OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Thoughts

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Most cry when they feel 8" up their arse

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Just tell them she likes to watch before joining in.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this really happen

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By *odger OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"Does this really happen "

Oh yes

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By *odger OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"Just tell them she likes to watch before joining in.

S"

Once bitten twice shy!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I never come across such a thing

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Sneaky buggers

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland


"Just tell them she likes to watch before joining in.

S"

Haha good one

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

There's been hints of this but luckily haven't had a real time waster before.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Thoughts"

It works for me.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Thoughts

It works for me. "

And the 8 inches up the arse?

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By *odger OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"There's been hints of this but luckily haven't had a real time waster before."

Well it does happen. But yeah...next time!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The ultimate expression of desperate.

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By *ut4fun6969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

giving us genuine Bi guys a bad name as couples think we are after the lady

when it should be a shared experience

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

ouch that's really low thing to do. hate deception. I think they get a shock, when you stick your 9 inch cock up their bumhole whilst their tied up and gagged

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?"

Or go for the 12 inch dildo strapon and thick long 8 tail whip for better effect I say. If he wants a woman, I give him a real woman

Where's my gag ball

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

Or go for the 12 inch dildo strapon and thick long 8 tail whip for better effect I say. If he wants a woman, I give him a real woman

Where's my gag ball "

I'm sure that will hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

Or go for the 12 inch dildo strapon and thick long 8 tail whip for better effect I say. If he wants a woman, I give him a real woman

Where's my gag ball "

Sounds like you could have worse Saturday nights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just lol

Some people will say or do anything to get laid.

' preferences' go out of the window and they don't care what gender or type of fruit it is

Get a Watermelon- it's safer

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

They ruin it for genuine guys

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?"

...I'm not seeing a downside.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

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By *ull_on_4_funCouple
over a year ago

Close to you.

Chameleons is crawling with them on Mondays. Bisexual night indeed.

It goes like this :-

"Right, I've touched your cock for five seconds. I'm now entitled to shag your wife all night. My wife doesn't come because she just isn't in to this".

Yeah, right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tossers!!!

Easy to spot from a mile away, or a couple of messafes

Fortunately I have less than no issue forcibly removing them from anywhere near Lou.

Or ripping their heads off and shitting down their necks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch that's really low thing to do. hate deception. I think they get a shock, when you stick your 9 inch cock up their bumhole whilst their tied up and gagged "

I am genuinely bi but I still reckon the 9 inch would be a shock for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find lots pretend to be straight on here because a bi guy can play straight. But a straight man cant pretend to be bi. What if he met a couple and the female asked him to play with her man? He coudnt do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one subject that boils my piss.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

...I'm not seeing a downside."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O think perhaps a degree of this comes from the wide spectrum of "bi-ness".

I'd be perfectly happy to suck a husband off Infront of his wife and maybe fuck too, but kissing a guy is a no from me. I don't find men attractive in that way, it's just dirty sex that gets me off!

I think many on here (me included) aren't truly bi, just really horny, and perhaps it it those who are part of the problem.

Having said that, anyone who lies as you are suggesting is an idiot and deserves some friendly fire at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one subject that boils my piss.

"

Boiling piss, may want to book an appointment with the GP mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thoughts"

What about if you pretend to be bi to sleep with them?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one subject that boils my piss.

"

Do you use a kettle or a pan?

Asking for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Equally women pretending to be bi to lure you in for their husband to get a bit. No thank yooouuu.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works "

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should they manage to get that far to actually meet.

They would have to play with J. Fully before standing any chance of getting near Lou.

Either way. Unless both of us are really attracted to that person. They arent getting anywhere.

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By *urflrCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"giving us genuine Bi guys a bad name as couples think we are after the lady

when it should be a shared experience "

Well said. Plenty of us genuine bi guys on here. Think i'll try the "wife wants to watch before joining in" ploy and laugh as their face drops haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats "

That's how we normally separate the wheat from the chaff.. The amount of messages we get saying "I am bi but my (insert family member/work colleague/friend/neighbour) is on here...." is phenomenal "

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats

That's how we normally separate the wheat from the chaff.. The amount of messages we get saying "I am bi but my (insert family member/work colleague/friend/neighbour) is on here...." is phenomenal ""

"Great minds think alike" and all...something for you two to keep in mind as far as my humble self is concerned...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh c'mon stop talking as if they've done something abhorrent.

If a straight guy played with a bloke so that he could eventually have sex with the female then he fucking earned it.....

Either that or he's got a slate loose.....

Everyone got what they wanted didn't they ?

He was bi for the moment.........

I just find it funny.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I want to fuck both of them, but most guys just seem to want oral.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

Or go for the 12 inch dildo strapon and thick long 8 tail whip for better effect I say. If he wants a woman, I give him a real woman

Where's my gag ball

Sounds like you could have worse Saturday nights."

he regret lying after 3 days later still feeling the burn

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It can work the other way too...

Man wants to have bi fun and then promises to introduce his wife on the second meet... If she exists..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Most cry when they feel 8" up their arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this really happen

Oh yes"

It definitely does go on!

In the past over the years I have had Fabbers trying to "convert" me. Singles and couples! With couples what they say is they want me to join them both and will be fun etc but I always just apologise and say I don't do physical play with men. A few couples do try to be persistent playfully when I bump into them out and about, but answer is always no.

Usually ends with them saying "your loss"

It's not just single men that are initiating it out there... sometimes the temptation from others needs/desires could persuade them to have a moment of what they usually wouldn't do.

I have many bi friends in the scene and they know my boundaries/limits so majority have always been respectful and we get on well socially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

Or go for the 12 inch dildo strapon and thick long 8 tail whip for better effect I say. If he wants a woman, I give him a real woman

Where's my gag ball "

Almost had a sex wee reading that

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Bisexual MF couples of this website, you can both take turns up my arse, fucking me with your strapon-dicks and real dicks but nothing over 8", please. The arsehole IS a sensitive part of my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats "

Haha

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By *ut4fun6969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone


"giving us genuine Bi guys a bad name as couples think we are after the lady

when it should be a shared experience

Well said. Plenty of us genuine bi guys on here. Think i'll try the "wife wants to watch before joining in" ploy and laugh as their face drops haha"

watch the smile grow on my face

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Thoughts

It works for me.

And the 8 inches up the arse?

...I'm not seeing a downside."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

And yeah. If I'm expecting a bi MMF, I... expect a bi MMF. I enjoy "everyone's bi" play, and in that context being straight... just doesn't work.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats

Haha "

You laugh but I'll gladly play both with two partners of a couple AS WELL AS separately, if they so fancy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to arrange a joint Skype ...get all frisky then the woman pops off line... soon find out if they are comfortable when left with their hard dick in their hands and only the guy to talk too.

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I’m definitely not pretending. I prefer to play with him before she joins in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most cry when they feel 8" up their arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know this happened lol just imagine a man pretending to be bi in the hopes of having sex with someone's Mrs and then when he turns up, he's fucked by the husband whilst the lady just sits there and records it I don't think he'd ever pretend again

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I didn't know this happened lol just imagine a man pretending to be bi in the hopes of having sex with someone's Mrs and then when he turns up, he's fucked by the husband whilst the lady just sits there and records it I don't think he'd ever pretend again "

I think they're hoping they can fuck the lady then make a hasty escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weve had it many times, its put us off single guys tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't know this happened lol just imagine a man pretending to be bi in the hopes of having sex with someone's Mrs and then when he turns up, he's fucked by the husband whilst the lady just sits there and records it I don't think he'd ever pretend again

I think they're hoping they can fuck the lady then make a hasty escape. "

Fucked is the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we dont meet any type of bi guy simple

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him"

You have no idea how difficult it is for me to find a woman to that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him"

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats

That's how we normally separate the wheat from the chaff.. The amount of messages we get saying "I am bi but my (insert family member/work colleague/friend/neighbour) is on here...." is phenomenal ""

That would work although the amount of ‘couples’ who say that - who are clearly just single guys trying to get around filters, who say exactly the same thing makes it difficult I’m sure to be certain

I suppose saying you’ll meet as a 3 but only the men would play first meet would get around that

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him

You have no idea how difficult it is for me to find a woman to that "

Might have something to do with living in cloud cuckoo land, all the ladies are in peggingsville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him"

OMG! super hot ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly it happens but as others have said usually suggesting the lady likes to watch the guys play before joining in has them running for the hills or if that fails keeping the conversation all about what the male half wants to get up to works

How about saying “I’ll play with you man-to-man and my wife will meet you for a threesome another day?” That will separate the brave from the scaredy-cats

That's how we normally separate the wheat from the chaff.. The amount of messages we get saying "I am bi but my (insert family member/work colleague/friend/neighbour) is on here...." is phenomenal "

That would work although the amount of ‘couples’ who say that - who are clearly just single guys trying to get around filters, who say exactly the same thing makes it difficult I’m sure to be certain

I suppose saying you’ll meet as a 3 but only the men would play first meet would get around that "

and let the lady watch and the guys act like performing monkeys? not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we dont meet any type of bi guy simple"

Obviously missed the point of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I like to peg a guy first, if he's dead against it there's no bend in him

You have no idea how difficult it is for me to find a woman to that

Might have something to do with living in cloud cuckoo land, all the ladies are in peggingsville "

It was a long time before I realised I was living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Before I awoke to it I thought I’d find a woman in Peggingsville that was interested

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have met loads of nice single men in socials and have chatted then looked at there profile and there straight .We explain we are only looking for bi men then they say there bi .They might be fab straight but for us we prefer if it’s written down so we know where we all stand.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"I didn't know this happened lol just imagine a man pretending to be bi in the hopes of having sex with someone's Mrs and then when he turns up, he's fucked by the husband whilst the lady just sits there and records it I don't think he'd ever pretend again

I think they're hoping they can fuck the lady then make a hasty escape. "

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

This is a discussion we should all be having in a jacuzzi, with some alcohol...but for that bloody coronavirus!

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By *odger OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"FAF OP? "

FAF?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Most cry when they feel 8" up their arse

"

whimps. 8 inches is the average size. I think 12 inches be a true test. Tell him to bend over and take it like a real bi man...

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Most cry when they feel 8" up their arse

whimps. 8 inches is the average size. I think 12 inches be a true test. Tell him to bend over and take it like a real bi man... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your missus fit....?

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

Southampton

How hot is your girl that a guy would want to be fucked in the ass so that he gets to fuck her? I don't think any normal guy would do it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just the males together, whilst partner watches remotely, is another good test, to filter them out.

Discuss the bi compatibility at length first, if in any doubt.

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