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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I learnt at school was that in 1g of hydrogen there are 602 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms which takes up 24 litres when it is a gas

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Never knew it was a herb, though going to honest not sure what the definition of one is

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

And some of us (no one in mind) never develop beyond that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

And some of us (no one in mind) never develop beyond that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

And some of us (no one in mind) never develop beyond that

I resemble that comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One I learnt at school was that in 1g of hydrogen there are 602 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms which takes up 24 litres when it is a gas"

Thats a very big number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One I learnt at school was that in 1g of hydrogen there are 602 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms which takes up 24 litres when it is a gas

Thats a very big number.

Yeah it’s why chemists just refer to it as 1 mole it’s a lot easier to calculate with

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Officials in classical Athens were elected by lottery, because they believed that voting would lead to corruption.

Jurors were placed in trials based on balls, like in the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay, For all those spitters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get "

I miss Australian bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*** dull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are lots of old laws like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get "

So are you saying yes - we have no bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Shakespeares epitaph has a curse written on it for grave robbers!

I'm full of useless shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are lots of old laws like this.

Isn’t there one that says English men can shoot a welsh man with a bow and arrow if they are walking through Chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get

So are you saying yes - we have no bananas? "

No, just today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time "

They can if the sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time "

And I bet there's going to be plenty trialing this fact out now you've said it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time

And I bet there's going to be plenty trialing this fact out now you've said it!

As long as we don't get photos of any attempts.

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Matter and energy are just different forms of the same thing, as Einstein calculated.

When the bomb went off at hiroshima, only 0.7 grams of matter was instantly converted into raw energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time

And I bet there's going to be plenty trialing this fact out now you've said it!

As long as we don't get photos of any attempts.

I guess it's marginally more entertaining than Sky remotes and beer cans against a naked mole rat picture

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fellas can’t piss n shit at the same time

And I bet there's going to be plenty trialing this fact out now you've said it!

As long as we don't get photos of any attempts.

I guess it's marginally more entertaining than Sky remotes and beer cans against a naked mole rat picture

Maybe. Maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toaster works better when it's plugged in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get

So are you saying yes - we have no bananas?

No, just today!

Ah good. Do you still have a luvverly bunch of coconuts by the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been informed kangaroos have 3 vaginas

Who knew?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You can purchase individually all the elements / gases to build a human body for less than £20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get

So are you saying yes - we have no bananas?

No, just today!

Ah good. Do you still have a luvverly bunch of coconuts by the way? "

And an elusive banana!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been informed kangaroos have 3 vaginas

Who knew?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get "

Bananas in Thailand are nothing like the variety we have here...

They deep fry them in batter too, they're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can purchase individually all the elements / gases to build a human body for less than £20"

Oh so you really can build your perfect man.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

If you marry on a Saturday, your 25th wedding anniversary will ALWAYS fall on a tuesday, regardless of leap years etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Declaration of Independence is often known as a founding document to the USA’s concept of ‘freedom’. While the document did free the US from British rule, it actually withdrew personal freedoms for a vast majority of its people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can purchase individually all the elements / gases to build a human body for less than £20

Oh so you really can build your perfect man.

I'm in if you're willing to share

*she says rummaging around in her pocket for a tenner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, there are 784,cock pics sent to unsuspecting women every day on here, said a source

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've just been informed kangaroos have 3 vaginas

Who knew?

That sounds fun. Gangbang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so let's here your interesting facts.

Did you know a banana is actually a herb and a Berry

They taste completely different from what they should too, I can’t remember where but I’m sure there’s only one or two countries that actually have real bananas, not the full ones we get

So are you saying yes - we have no bananas?

No, just today!

Ah good. Do you still have a luvverly bunch of coconuts by the way?

And an elusive banana!

Now you're just boasting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Australia became a country through a referendum in the individual colonies, and to this day any constitutional change requires a referendum (with strict rules on what constitutes a majority, not a simple majority).

This produces unfortunate results, like voting on whether to remove indigenous Australians from the section on flora and fauna (passed). And weird ones - I'm not sure it's enforced, but it's a constitutional requirement that voting is done in pencil. No one's going to bother holding a referendum on the right to use a pen to vote.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You can purchase individually all the elements / gases to build a human body for less than £20

Oh so you really can build your perfect man.

Only the essential bits! Doesn’t come with extras Lorna lol I know some act like dicks but I wouldn’t know how to construct one

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By *urovalMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

The fraction 0/0 is one of the only expressions to exist in 3 states simultaneously, as 0, 1 and infinite

One of my favorite mathematical things to tell people!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Radiators don't radiate as much heat as they convect, they should be called convectors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, there are 784,cock pics sent to unsuspecting women every day on here, said a source

Pfft, that’s not true, it’s at least eleventy billion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangladesh at one time supplied most of the frogs-legs consumed in the U.S. The Bangladesh government soon discovered that the fly population increased drastically. It was more expensive to control the flies with insecticides, so they banned the export of frogs, and the frogs could return to what they do best eating flies and mosquitoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some brilliant facts here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lips are the same colour as your nipples. And your nipples are in line with your earlobes. X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The lips are the same colour as your nipples. And your nipples are in line with your earlobes. X"

The one I heard was your perfect "my lips but better" is the colour of your nipples. *whips a boob out at the beauty counter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the skin on the inside of your cheek is the same as the skin in your vagina. Apparently.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

And some of us (no one in mind) never develop beyond that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lips are the same colour as your nipples. And your nipples are in line with your earlobes. X

The one I heard was your perfect "my lips but better" is the colour of your nipples. *whips a boob out at the beauty counter*"

'I think you misheard Madam - this is Boots'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lips are the same colour as your nipples. And your nipples are in line with your earlobes. X"

Inline with your ear lobes? You either have very long ears or very (overly) perky boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lips are the same colour as your nipples. And your nipples are in line with your earlobes. X

Inline with your ear lobes? You either have very long ears or very (overly) perky boobs"

If you trace an invisible line down from your earlobes you get to nip!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dolphin are sexually advance mammals.

Male dolphin will penetrate each others blow holes, female bottle nose dolphin will use their bottle shaped nose as a dildo on other female bottle nose dolphin, dolphin masturbate.

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"One I learnt at school was that in 1g of hydrogen there are 602 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms which takes up 24 litres when it is a gas

Thats a very big number.

No, it's a medium number, 2 little numbers and lots and lots of zeros! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human can fit inside a blue whales penis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A human can fit inside a blue whales penis "
Has someone tried this then

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

When you pull a piece of cellotape off the roll, it releases minute amounts of gamma radiation.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you pull a piece of cellotape off the roll, it releases minute amounts of gamma radiation.

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How the fuck do you even find that out

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"When you pull a piece of cellotape off the roll, it releases minute amounts of gamma radiation.

How the fuck do you even find that out

Engineers know all kinds of bizarre stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royston Vasey is actually the real name of Roy 'Chubby' Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Royston Vasey is actually the real name of Roy 'Chubby' Brown

I knew this, love him

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you pull a piece of cellotape off the roll, it releases minute amounts of gamma radiation.

Sometimes its best not know .

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Birmingham has more canals than Venice. Not quite as romantic, but still a great City for a weekend away

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've just found out on another forum that cucumber is a fruit! Lol

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are a lot of laws like that which have not been rescinded.

Some of which are very worrying.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the only thing i ever remembered from science is that the triple point of water is 0.01c where water can exist as a liquid, as a solid and as a gas......

i think........ i was great at maths and shit at science.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are a lot of laws like that which have not been rescinded.

Some of which are very worrying. "

Sheep still have right of way

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When a human baby is forming the Anus is the first opening to form .

Meaning at one point in time we were all just assholes

And some of us (no one in mind) never develop beyond that

I literally thought the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up to the advent of digital photography Kodak were the largest user of silver in the world.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are lots of old laws like this.

Another is its illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police can prosecute black cab drivers if they don't carry hay and water for the horse! Never been outlawed

There are lots of old laws like this.

Another is its illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport. "

Women are still aloud on public transport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know...

Blackcurrents were deliberately wiped out from North America because they carried a disease that killed White Pine trees that the country relies on. This is why purple flavour things (sweets, drinks, ice cream etc) in America are all grape rather than blackcurrent

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pineapple is mildly flesh eating.

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