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In England the social distancing has dropped to 1M, so we shall be meeting in England (if you know where, you know).
Please rem_mber bleach spray, wet wipes, food, bottled water and toothpaste.
The password at the door this month is; ‘this is a joke, there is no clique’.
Topics for discussing (but not limited to);
- STDs - they’re worth it for bareback sex, right?
- Semen recipes for dinner parties
- POF; how long until his return?
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"Congealed cum on toothpicks!" I'll send a taster sample to all that request, but keep in mind, limited quantity. | |||
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"Congealed cum on toothpicks!" Oh that sound nice! Add a hint of mint to it | |||
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"Congealed cum on toothpicks! I'll send a taster sample to all that request, but keep in mind, limited quantity." I appreciate that | |||
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Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx | |||
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"I miss PoF!
Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx "He says if you miss him, you’d reply to his poems about igloos And I’m okay, been anxious as fuck hence why I’ve been quiet and my back pain is killing me 
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"Let’s start a petition to bring back pof!" Yes let’s | |||
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"PoF can't return. He's hog tied in my cellar." This is also true | |||
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"Can I join the non existent clique please Queenie . And where the fuck is POF anyway , I miss his anus "Of course you can And he thought he could just shave his pubes off, and the crabs would be gone. But they’re not. So he’s ashamed, in Ember’s cellar | |||
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"Can I join the non existent clique please Queenie . And where the fuck is POF anyway , I miss his anus
Of course you can
And he thought he could just shave his pubes off, and the crabs would be gone.
But they’re not.
So he’s ashamed, in Ember’s cellar "He deserves it if hes given me Crabs !! Bastard  | |||
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"I miss PoF!
Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx
He says if you miss him, you’d reply to his poems about igloos
And I’m okay, been anxious as fuck hence why I’ve been quiet and my back pain is killing me
How are you my gorgeous penguin? "I will reply ASAP!! 
I hear you Q, Back pain is a Bitch to live with.I wish you some relief so you can at least get to sleep. Big kisses and loves to you and your Men.
I'm in pain too. But I have things to do today. That's if D let's me out of bed! 
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please " Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding | |||
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"I miss PoF!
Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx
He says if you miss him, you’d reply to his poems about igloos
And I’m okay, been anxious as fuck hence why I’ve been quiet and my back pain is killing me
How are you my gorgeous penguin?
I will reply ASAP!!
I hear you Q, Back pain is a Bitch to live with.I wish you some relief so you can at least get to sleep. Big kisses and loves to you and your Men.
I'm in pain too. But I have things to do today. That's if D let's me out of bed!
Jo.Xx " thank you! Thankfully the men are all good here
And lucky bitch, wish I was still in bed | |||
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding" Also we need to discuss your name change to Mrs Mystique or Queen Mystique. I’m easy with either | |||
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding Also we need to discuss your name change to Mrs Mystique or Queen Mystique. I’m easy with either "Queen Leviosa - Mystique | |||
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding Also we need to discuss your name change to Mrs Mystique or Queen Mystique. I’m easy with either
Queen Leviosa - Mystique "I think you should become Penelope Clearwater , that's a lovely name for a lady like you | |||
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding Also we need to discuss your name change to Mrs Mystique or Queen Mystique. I’m easy with either
Queen Leviosa - Mystique "Melts my heart seeing it typed out | |||
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"Can we also have on the agenda our wedding plans and the guest list please Oh yes, sorry how did I forget my own wedding Also we need to discuss your name change to Mrs Mystique or Queen Mystique. I’m easy with either
Queen Leviosa - Mystique
Melts my heart seeing it typed out "Makes me moist when you moan it | |||
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"Who's Pof?" Plenty of Fish? | |||
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"I miss PoF!
Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx
He says if you miss him, you’d reply to his poems about igloos
And I’m okay, been anxious as fuck hence why I’ve been quiet and my back pain is killing me
How are you my gorgeous penguin?
I will reply ASAP!!
I hear you Q, Back pain is a Bitch to live with.I wish you some relief so you can at least get to sleep. Big kisses and loves to you and your Men.
I'm in pain too. But I have things to do today. That's if D let's me out of bed!
Jo.Xx
thank you! Thankfully the men are all good here
And lucky bitch, wish I was still in bed "You really wouldn't think I'm so lucky if you felt how much pain is in my body.
At the very least I need to get up and shower.
After this coffee, I'll move.
*Your Men.
I didn’t mean your soldiers your highness. I meant your King and Prince.
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"I miss PoF!
Hey Queenie How you doing beautiful?
Jo.Xx
He says if you miss him, you’d reply to his poems about igloos
And I’m okay, been anxious as fuck hence why I’ve been quiet and my back pain is killing me
How are you my gorgeous penguin?
I will reply ASAP!!
I hear you Q, Back pain is a Bitch to live with.I wish you some relief so you can at least get to sleep. Big kisses and loves to you and your Men.
I'm in pain too. But I have things to do today. That's if D let's me out of bed!
Jo.Xx
thank you! Thankfully the men are all good here
And lucky bitch, wish I was still in bed
You really wouldn't think I'm so lucky if you felt how much pain is in my body.
At the very least I need to get up and shower.
After this coffee, I'll move.
*Your Men.
I didn’t mean your soldiers your highness. I meant your King and Prince.
Jo.Xx "Ah lovely You’re right, I’m not jealous, at least I’m able to sit on my living room floor! And the co-codamal has kicked in, so it’s not *as* bad anymore
King is good, just busy with work!
Prince is teething but still no bloody teeth  he’s not been sleeping well at night either, so we’re all exhausted! xxxx | |||
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"Who's Pof? Plenty of Fish? " Fishing thread result !!! Black stripe bass on lucky craft 110 minnow lures booom | |||
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"Does all the ladies smell like fish ie kipper nix "Like erm ... huh ?? | |||
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"Who's Pof? Plenty of Fish? Prince of Fabrabah" Thanks I thought so just confirming,I presume he's not here at the moment then. | |||
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"I told PoF you all miss him. He was unrepentant about the crabs. I've given him a dry crust and left him to think about it." I’m slightly jealous! I didn’t know you fed him too! 
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"Who's Pof? Plenty of Fish? Prince of Fabrabah Thanks I thought so just confirming,I presume he's not here at the moment then." He said he'll come back "if you finally agree to let [him] to give [you] a good dicking" If you want me to take the crust away, just say | |||
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"I told PoF you all miss him. He was unrepentant about the crabs. I've given him a dry crust and left him to think about it. I’m slightly jealous! I didn’t know you fed him too!
D."I don't want him to perish. Where's the fun in that? | |||
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"Who's Pof? Plenty of Fish? Prince of Fabrabah Thanks I thought so just confirming,I presume he's not here at the moment then. He said he'll come back "if you finally agree to let [him] to give [you] a good dicking" If you want me to take the crust away, just say "I'm fine with crusts,tell him I see he's still a disgusting creature then  | |||
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"Who's Pof? Plenty of Fish? Prince of Fabrabah Thanks I thought so just confirming,I presume he's not here at the moment then. He said he'll come back "if you finally agree to let [him] to give [you] a good dicking" If you want me to take the crust away, just say
I'm fine with crusts,tell him I see he's still a disgusting creature then "He knows, he’s crying | |||
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"Can I join this clique  "Of course. Everyone’s welcome | |||
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"Congealed cum on toothpicks! I'll send a taster sample to all that request, but keep in mind, limited quantity." I just can't wait..send it by courier please | |||
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"Ah. Another reminder. Please rem_mber to bring an extra pair of socks. " I only own 1 pair | |||
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"I missed the June clique meeting , due to my diminished hearing. I ended up at the Jew Clinic. It was fun anyhoooo. I've made deep fried panko bollocks for all. " I heard that was a crazy night | |||
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"I told PoF you all miss him. He was unrepentant about the crabs. I've given him a dry crust and left him to think about it. I’m slightly jealous! I didn’t know you fed him too!
D.
I don't want him to perish. Where's the fun in that?" well I thought you were going to hogtie me once PoF had perished proper sad
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"I told PoF you all miss him. He was unrepentant about the crabs. I've given him a dry crust and left him to think about it. I’m slightly jealous! I didn’t know you fed him too!
D.
I don't want him to perish. Where's the fun in that?
well I thought you were going to hogtie me once PoF had perished proper sad
D."I'm happy to have you both together. | |||
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"I'll be watching on with my binoculars. I've always wanted to know who was in the clique. " It's schrödingers clique. It doesn't exist except in the minds of those who believe it. Everyone is welcome. | |||
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"I'll be watching on with my binoculars. I've always wanted to know who was in the clique. It's schrödingers clique. It doesn't exist except in the minds of those who believe it. Everyone is welcome."  | |||
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"I'll be watching on with my binoculars. I've always wanted to know who was in the clique. It's schrödingers clique. It doesn't exist except in the minds of those who believe it. Everyone is welcome." This is true | |||
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"I'll be watching on with my binoculars. I've always wanted to know who was in the clique. It's schrödingers clique. It doesn't exist except in the minds of those who believe it. Everyone is welcome. This is true " When spare socks were mentioned I thought " darn it!" Thanks lemon I may need a right sock my pink willy warmer will work for the left No wet wipes left after last time but willy warmer with alcohol hand gel will work | |||
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"I'll be watching on with my binoculars. I've always wanted to know who was in the clique. It's schrödingers clique. It doesn't exist except in the minds of those who believe it. Everyone is welcome. This is true When spare socks were mentioned I thought " darn it!" Thanks lemon I may need a right sock my pink willy warmer will work for the left No wet wipes left after last time but willy warmer with alcohol hand gel will work " | |||
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"please rem_mber that i cant have gluten now!!!!! " I’ll bring a gluten free cake for ya | |||
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