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"cat, do nothing but eat and sleep all day" or maybe a rabbit you get all of that and the shagging  | |||
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"Following on from the cheery 'funeral' thread - once you've gone (and assuming you're quids in and karma is on your side!) - what would you like to come back as? " Hahaha  Think I ll come back as an angel - wont have to change much | |||
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"cat, do nothing but eat and sleep all day or maybe a rabbit you get all of that and the shagging "but shot and eaten too | |||
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"Following on from the cheery 'funeral' thread - once you've gone (and assuming you're quids in and karma is on your side!) - what would you like to come back as? " Cheryle Cole's soiled underwear. Ta.  | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "See - now I thought about coming back as a woman! Lounging around all day playing with my DD's - but then thought did that - I'm bad enough at times without the added bonus of PMT!! So for me - a bird! So I can fly around and perve on folk from above - and shit on those that pissed me off in life! | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "You wouldn't play with it all day. You'd knock one out while the missus is making your morning cuppa, then you'd knock one out at lunchtime if nothing pressing was urgent, then you'd knock another one out after the wife's gone to bed. Total time elapsed: 15 minutes. The rest of the time you'd be watching FOOTBALL!  | |||
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" So for me - a bird! So I can fly around and perve on folk from above - and shit on those that pissed me off in life! "good thinking i'm changing my answer to a bird too | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day
You wouldn't play with it all day. You'd knock one out while the missus is making your morning cuppa, then you'd knock one out at lunchtime if nothing pressing was urgent, then you'd knock another one out after the wife's gone to bed. Total time elapsed: 15 minutes. The rest of the time you'd be watching FOOTBALL! "Are you telling me men don't play with it while the footies on? !!!! Come on men, you are neglecting and mis treating your cock, give it more attention....I would if it was mine ! | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "Are you sure you would want to think with your genitals though?  | |||
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"preying mantis then i can bite the heads of the guys i fuck" Which head?  | |||
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"cat, do nothing but eat and sleep all day" i know quite a few living people like that | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day
Are you sure you would want to think with your genitals though? "Why not, if it means I could play with it all day  | |||
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"a guardian angel for my daughter " According to some bloke in The Sun today we've all got a guardian angel anyway. Some people have a few of them. Apparently. | |||
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"a guardian angel for my daughter According to some bloke in The Sun today we've all got a guardian angel anyway. Some people have a few of them. Apparently." They d say anything to make us feel safe...;-) | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm. i've got a cock here you can practice with,untill you come back. i'm here to help.  | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day
mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm.
i've got a cock here you can practice with,untill you come back.
i'm here to help. "This man deserves a medal - he is so unbelievably selfless... always thinking of others...;-) | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day
mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm.
i've got a cock here you can practice with,untill you come back.
i'm here to help.
This man deserves a medal - he is so unbelievably selfless... always thinking of others...;-) "
thats just me,give give give. | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "I'll swap you then, i'll come back as a woman so i can feel what women feel | |||
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" I'll swap you then, i'll come back as a woman so i can feel what women feel "Are you fookin CRAZEEEEE! Do you want to have five different things going through your head simultaneously, whilst cooking the dinner, trying to fend your bloke off with an oven glove, listening to your friend whinge about her life on the phone whilst texting your dear old mum to explain that everything is definately ok you're just having a bit of crisis at the moment. and it's rag week. | |||
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"After 30 seconds contemplation ....it has to be a beaver "Dam. I was gunna say that. | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day I'll swap you then, i'll come back as a woman so i can feel what women feel "Actually you do have a point - some of us are multiorgasmic... | |||
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" I'll swap you then, i'll come back as a woman so i can feel what women feel
Are you fookin CRAZEEEEE!
Do you want to have five different things going through your head simultaneously, whilst cooking the dinner, trying to fend your bloke off with an oven glove, listening to your friend whinge about her life on the phone whilst texting your dear old mum to explain that everything is definately ok you're just having a bit of crisis at the moment. and it's rag week. "Haha, fair point...well maybe just come back as a woman for a short while..in the bedroom. | |||
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"a guardian angel for my daughter According to some bloke in The Sun today we've all got a guardian angel anyway. Some people have a few of them. Apparently." So where the hell is mine then? I've never seen or met them. | |||
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"a guardian angel for my daughter According to some bloke in The Sun today we've all got a guardian angel anyway. Some people have a few of them. Apparently. So where the hell is mine then? I've never seen or met them." They're bound under a code of conduct and because you have free will, they are not allowed to help you unless you ask them too..... and even then I wouldn't hold me breath | |||
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But then I thought 'Mayfly'... born... fuck... die perfect life PMSL | |||
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" single bi female" No you're not young girl | |||
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"I wanna be a Dalek "What and be even wirse at navigating stairs than you are now? | |||
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"I wanna be a Dalek
What and be even wirse at navigating stairs than you are now? "I'd be a floater! ....floating Dalek that is, not a turd | |||
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"a guardian angel for my daughter According to some bloke in The Sun today we've all got a guardian angel anyway. Some people have a few of them. Apparently. So where the hell is mine then? I've never seen or met them. They're bound under a code of conduct and because you have free will, they are not allowed to help you unless you ask them too..... and even then I wouldn't hold me breath "Plus during peak times they traffic shape the service and you will probably find yourself being guarded at only the fraction of the speed that you were expecting!  | |||
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"I wanna be a Dalek
What and be even wirse at navigating stairs than you are now?
I'd be a floater! ....floating Dalek that is, not a turd "Haha, just nearly peed mi pants! Lol | |||
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" A man so I can see what their orgasms are like and play with my own cock all day "yep | |||
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