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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just made a chocolate cake with 50 cals per slice.

I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.

Someone please make it okay for me to eat real cake and not mess up my weight loss

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Where they skinny slices?

Chocolate cake just speaks volumes and calories!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures "

Agreed, slice of Victoria sponge and im anyones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures "

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Removing ingredients lowers Kcal but destroys taste. Use better grade choccy in cakes (aldi do a good range 60% and up) and use proper butter BUT THEN portion control. Get your fix, know you've had it and retrain to recognise it.

Alternatively use Cacao powder to dust the lo-cal choc cake. Cacao hasnt been treated so less bitter than cocoa. Slightly different taste but all choccy.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why not make a chocolate and beetroot cake then your getting part of your five a day and a lovely chocolatey treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got white chocolate chunk blondies cooling and a white chocolate and banana cake in the oven xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've got white chocolate chunk blondies cooling and a white chocolate and banana cake in the oven xx"

Damn you can I have some pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got white chocolate chunk blondies cooling and a white chocolate and banana cake in the oven xx

Damn you can I have some pls "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner. "

This

What we found is that once you start counting calories you quickly learn to choose stuff that's filling for its calories otherwise you're permanently hungry (well, I always am anyway - the only solution is to run shit loads and then I can stop being hungry)

It is also scary how many calories there are in things, we used to enjoy a mug of hot sweet milk before bed to see found it took 200+calories off our allowance

On the plus side, walking is easy and burns virtually the same number of calories as running for a given distance, it just takes longer.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just eat it over a period of time. Small slices and a nice little treat to look forward to!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've got white chocolate chunk blondies cooling and a white chocolate and banana cake in the oven xx

Damn you can I have some pls

Of course! "

Thank you

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By *he Jizz PlayerMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Give it a shake and the calories will fall off the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you forget you've eaten it the calories don't count right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want cake, then have cake but only buy a slice rather than a whole cake to avoid temptation. Food is not ‘naughty’. Food is pure pleasure and can be even better than sex....but. Many of us need help with our portion sizes... cue the empty Pringles tube....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner. "

I can deal with hunger okay, I fast every other day and on my eating days I only eat lunch and dinner. I do have the occasional cheat day but today was not one of those and I just wanted a guilt free treat tbh I made it more for the low carb/sugar aspect than the low cal but never mind, I had a Halo Top ice cream bar instead and that was actually pretty yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want cake, then have cake but only buy a slice rather than a whole cake to avoid temptation. Food is not ‘naughty’. Food is pure pleasure and can be even better than sex....but. Many of us need help with our portion sizes... cue the empty Pringles tube.... "

I know.. I hate labelling food as "bad" and I do have the occasional treat but I have been making so much progress lately (23lbs down) and I really didn't want to mess it up for a slice of cake

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I just made a chocolate cake with 50 cals per slice.

I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.

Someone please make it okay for me to eat real cake and not mess up my weight loss "

Banana bread

And 200 cal a slice is ok

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

"

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want cake, then have cake but only buy a slice rather than a whole cake to avoid temptation. Food is not ‘naughty’. Food is pure pleasure and can be even better than sex....but. Many of us need help with our portion sizes... cue the empty Pringles tube....

I know.. I hate labelling food as "bad" and I do have the occasional treat but I have been making so much progress lately (23lbs down) and I really didn't want to mess it up for a slice of cake "

Then you’re doing amazingly well . How about the 80/20 rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s okay to eat it but it will mess up your weight loss programme. One is ok. Lots is not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give it a shake and the calories will fall off the cake. "

((((((()))))))

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Someone say cake?...

I literally workout so I can eat more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not make a chocolate and beetroot cake then your getting part of your five a day and a lovely chocolatey treat "

That sounds awful but I've heard it's really good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, if you’re going to fast every other day, then allow yourself the odd treat, just have one slice and then stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

"

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I ordered a cake for my mothers 60th that I think she will probably like it that I know I will absolutely love? I love cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner.

I can deal with hunger okay, I fast every other day and on my eating days I only eat lunch and dinner. I do have the occasional cheat day but today was not one of those and I just wanted a guilt free treat tbh I made it more for the low carb/sugar aspect than the low cal but never mind, I had a Halo Top ice cream bar instead and that was actually pretty yummy "

The halo icecreams are great! Also mini twister ice lollies are only 45 calories. I save my treats for when I'm really craving something sweet. Sometimes a glass of fruit juice hits the spot though.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Why are you disappointed OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op, if you’re going to fast every other day, then allow yourself the odd treat, just have one slice and then stop "

If only I knew how to stop at one slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just made a chocolate cake with 50 cals per slice.

I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.

Someone please make it okay for me to eat real cake and not mess up my weight loss

Banana bread

And 200 cal a slice is ok"

Bananas have too much sugar. I'm avoiding sugar and carbs more than I'm avoiding calories.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand."

Crave

Sounds like crack

What rubbish are you writing about larger or slimmer people

We all enjoy cake and chocolate

I am absolutely addicted

To my mind it's a drug

I can indeed crave it

More than any drug I've ever experienced

Define drug

But please do not think slim people do not crave the human modified plant extracts of sugar or cocco

Hint

The craving is vastly stronger than crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

"

Yikes, guess that's where I've been going wrong! Too much chocolate and pizza, not enough crack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand."

Preach! As a fellow fat bird I'd try to eat the banana bread as a replacement and then end up eating the choc cake as well anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I just made a chocolate cake with 50 cals per slice.

I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.

Someone please make it okay for me to eat real cake and not mess up my weight loss

Banana bread

And 200 cal a slice is ok

Bananas have too much sugar. I'm avoiding sugar and carbs more than I'm avoiding calories. "

Trust me

Use over ripe banana and enjoy

Else you WILL join the yo yo

Extreme deprivation followed by extreme depression followed by an extreme fix which will self perpetuate

The cycle is well studied

You need to be careful with carbs and must NOT eradicate them unless you absolutely are exceptionally strong willed

A sweet banana is so much better than any suga fix

Dont try to be pure unless you know (not think) know you can be permanently strict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand.

Crave

Sounds like crack

What rubbish are you writing about larger or slimmer people

We all enjoy cake and chocolate

I am absolutely addicted

To my mind it's a drug

I can indeed crave it

More than any drug I've ever experienced

Define drug

But please do not think slim people do not crave the human modified plant extracts of sugar or cocco

Hint

The craving is vastly stronger than crack"

But youre better than me or anyone that cant control it right?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Yikes, guess that's where I've been going wrong! Too much chocolate and pizza, not enough crack! "

Your health may have be just only just slightly better

You did say you were type 2 ?? And needing a digestive bypass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a lemon and stinging nettle cake at work the other day

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack. "

Sounds like solid advice

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand.

Preach! As a fellow fat bird I'd try to eat the banana bread as a replacement and then end up eating the choc cake as well anyway "

Me too

And a loaf of bread

And dates

And cheese cake then fruit cake then raspberry dark chocolate then a litres of full fat milk then a pizza

Trust me being slimmer is no release to the dopamine pleasure hit refined sugar fat gives us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice "

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand.

Crave

Sounds like crack

What rubbish are you writing about larger or slimmer people

We all enjoy cake and chocolate

I am absolutely addicted

To my mind it's a drug

I can indeed crave it

More than any drug I've ever experienced

Define drug

But please do not think slim people do not crave the human modified plant extracts of sugar or cocco

Hint

The craving is vastly stronger than crack

But youre better than me or anyone that cant control it right?

"

Dont understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice? "

Ooo yes please! My neighbour made some with honey instead of sugar. They were so good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Yikes, guess that's where I've been going wrong! Too much chocolate and pizza, not enough crack!

Your health may have be just only just slightly better

You did say you were type 2 ?? And needing a digestive bypass

"

Yep. As of my most recent blood test (last week) my blood glucose has gone way down and I am now right on the border between pre diabetic and type 2, whereas before I was full blown type 2. I've done this by avoiding sugar and carbs with a cheat day every couple of weeks. My doctor is very happy and is confident that if I keep it up I will be able to fully reverse it and become non diabetic

Unfortunately today is not one of my cheat days ergo trying to make a low carb cake.

Also the bypass is over a year away as I need to complete a specialist programme first but if I carry on losing weight I will opt not to have it done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off to the shop to get some victoria sponge due to this thread

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice? "

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

Ooo yes please! My neighbour made some with honey instead of sugar. They were so good! "

More than happy to share! I also have some banana and white chocolate cake to share x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Cake isn't crack though is it

And as a fat bird myself I know how it feels to crave high calorie foods and how having low fat foods does not ease that craving.

It's not as simple as eat a slice of banana bread when you crave chocolate cake.

It's something that slim people will never understand.

Preach! As a fellow fat bird I'd try to eat the banana bread as a replacement and then end up eating the choc cake as well anyway

Me too

And a loaf of bread

And dates

And cheese cake then fruit cake then raspberry dark chocolate then a litres of full fat milk then a pizza

Trust me being slimmer is no release to the dopamine pleasure hit refined sugar fat gives us

"

No, but people tend not to judge you quite as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

"

Someone seems cranky... Cake?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Yikes, guess that's where I've been going wrong! Too much chocolate and pizza, not enough crack!

Your health may have be just only just slightly better

You did say you were type 2 ?? And needing a digestive bypass

Yep. As of my most recent blood test (last week) my blood glucose has gone way down and I am now right on the border between pre diabetic and type 2, whereas before I was full blown type 2. I've done this by avoiding sugar and carbs with a cheat day every couple of weeks. My doctor is very happy and is confident that if I keep it up I will be able to fully reverse it and become non diabetic

Unfortunately today is not one of my cheat days ergo trying to make a low carb cake.

Also the bypass is over a year away as I need to complete a specialist programme first but if I carry on losing weight I will opt not to have it done. "

You are doing marvellously OP, keep it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

Someone seems cranky... Cake? "

Literally this debate is making me need sugar

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Next week I will be making the journey back to Weightwatchers, 12 weeks of making and eating cake have seen me balloon to over 18 stone.

12 years ago I did WW and lost 60lbs in 27 weeks, don't think I can near to that now but 25 - 30lbs would be a big help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No you can’t make low cal cake it’s one of life’s great pleasures

Absolutely!

Eat proper cake and enjoy it.

Would you say the same about crack cocaine

Sadly we know the op is having a dilemma about weight caused health issues

Seriously and actually I'm more serious that will be accepted

For the OP it could ironically be less harmful to smoke a crack pipe each morning and not eat cake than the other way round

Oh and that's accepting crack can be harmful

Yikes, guess that's where I've been going wrong! Too much chocolate and pizza, not enough crack!

Your health may have be just only just slightly better

You did say you were type 2 ?? And needing a digestive bypass

Yep. As of my most recent blood test (last week) my blood glucose has gone way down and I am now right on the border between pre diabetic and type 2, whereas before I was full blown type 2. I've done this by avoiding sugar and carbs with a cheat day every couple of weeks. My doctor is very happy and is confident that if I keep it up I will be able to fully reverse it and become non diabetic

Unfortunately today is not one of my cheat days ergo trying to make a low carb cake.

Also the bypass is over a year away as I need to complete a specialist programme first but if I carry on losing weight I will opt not to have it done.

You are doing marvellously OP, keep it up "

Thank you very much xx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

"

Nobody is saying eat a whole cake and eat it everyday .

You even say yourself that complete deprivation is likely to lead to a binge. If she really, really wants cake, have a sensible amount, get it out of your system and then carry on the diet. Just trying to ignore all cravings for nice foods most often just leads to caving in all together. You don't have to give up cake completely to be slim.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack. "

Definitely noted

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

Someone seems cranky... Cake? "

I find that comment rude and a personal attack

I care greatly for the wellbeing of the OP

I know a number of recovering alcoholics

Its darn inconsiderate to offer them alcohol

Now swap the above scenario with the OP to

She is trying not to drink alcohol

The replying has been

Aw go on

Go on

Have a gin

Mmmm lovely wine

Go on have a vodka a

Go on go on

She need support

Not a cake love in

It's a lovely drug

It's not kind to rub it in her face after she has done so well to improve her diabetes

Why oh why would anyone taunt a diabetic with sugar ???

No I'm not grumpy I'm compassionate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Definitely noted "

The takeaway from this thread

Crack = always bad

Cake = good but maybe kind of bad but don't eat the whole cake unless you wanna eat the whole cake then do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner.

I can deal with hunger okay, I fast every other day and on my eating days I only eat lunch and dinner. I do have the occasional cheat day but today was not one of those and I just wanted a guilt free treat tbh I made it more for the low carb/sugar aspect than the low cal but never mind, I had a Halo Top ice cream bar instead and that was actually pretty yummy

The halo icecreams are great! Also mini twister ice lollies are only 45 calories. I save my treats for when I'm really craving something sweet. Sometimes a glass of fruit juice hits the spot though. "

I am really liking Halo Top! Their peanut butter swirl bars are absolutely heavenly; today I tried the vanilla crunch bars and they are pretty good too. I've found the trick is to let them sit out for a few minutes before eating and that way they melt a bit and go super creamy the mini twisters are great but halo top is high protein so a lot more satisfying for me.

I do like a nice fruit juice but they are usually very high sugar and even a little bit makes me lightheaded (due to the diabetes that SensualTouch so kindly brought up).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

Someone seems cranky... Cake?

I find that comment rude and a personal attack

I care greatly for the wellbeing of the OP

I know a number of recovering alcoholics

Its darn inconsiderate to offer them alcohol

Now swap the above scenario with the OP to

She is trying not to drink alcohol

The replying has been

Aw go on

Go on

Have a gin

Mmmm lovely wine

Go on have a vodka a

Go on go on

She need support

Not a cake love in

It's a lovely drug

It's not kind to rub it in her face after she has done so well to improve her diabetes

Why oh why would anyone taunt a diabetic with sugar ???

No I'm not grumpy I'm compassionate xxx "

Not a personal attack at all, merely a little bit of sass.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Definitely noted

The takeaway from this thread

Crack = always bad

Cake = good but maybe kind of bad but don't eat the whole cake unless you wanna eat the whole cake then do so. "

That’s what I got too well iv got sticky toffee pudding and custard in the fridge il eat 1/2 now 1/2 tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Sounds like solid advice

And my blondies are ready. Fancy a slice?

My point

Crack is nasty and addictive

Look everyone is

Woooooooo crack that's nasty

Yet the op is type two and has serious issues that cake will exhasibate

Yet the responses are

Yey go team cake , enjoy go cake go cake

Its incongruous

Someone seems cranky... Cake?

I find that comment rude and a personal attack

I care greatly for the wellbeing of the OP

I know a number of recovering alcoholics

Its darn inconsiderate to offer them alcohol

Now swap the above scenario with the OP to

She is trying not to drink alcohol

The replying has been

Aw go on

Go on

Have a gin

Mmmm lovely wine

Go on have a vodka a

Go on go on

She need support

Not a cake love in

It's a lovely drug

It's not kind to rub it in her face after she has done so well to improve her diabetes

Why oh why would anyone taunt a diabetic with sugar ???

No I'm not grumpy I'm compassionate xxx "

But... Why do you think that just because people on here are telling me it's okay that I'm just going to go and wolf down a whole cake? I've never said that was my intention so I'm pretty confused. I was just lamenting the fact that my diet version of a cake turned out badly and I wish I could have real cake. I didn't at any point say I was actually going to eat the real cake? Also do I really need anybody's permission to eat real cake, apart from my own?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Everything in moderation . Have the real cake but you'll have to lose the calories elsewhere in the day. You'll probably go hungry but if it's worth it for you then do it. Personally I fibd it easier to deal with hunger earlier in the day so I'd have very low calorie breakfast and lunch to allow for the cake and fill up on veg and protein at dinner.

I can deal with hunger okay, I fast every other day and on my eating days I only eat lunch and dinner. I do have the occasional cheat day but today was not one of those and I just wanted a guilt free treat tbh I made it more for the low carb/sugar aspect than the low cal but never mind, I had a Halo Top ice cream bar instead and that was actually pretty yummy

The halo icecreams are great! Also mini twister ice lollies are only 45 calories. I save my treats for when I'm really craving something sweet. Sometimes a glass of fruit juice hits the spot though.

I am really liking Halo Top! Their peanut butter swirl bars are absolutely heavenly; today I tried the vanilla crunch bars and they are pretty good too. I've found the trick is to let them sit out for a few minutes before eating and that way they melt a bit and go super creamy the mini twisters are great but halo top is high protein so a lot more satisfying for me.

I do like a nice fruit juice but they are usually very high sugar and even a little bit makes me lightheaded (due to the diabetes that SensualTouch so kindly brought up). "

I had the peanut butter ones when I did low carb. Kind of helps I love peanut butter!

That’s fair. I'm glad you've found something that works for you.

Ahh that's fair. It will hit you all at once in a drink so makes sense. Probably best to stick to the slower digesting things when having a treat then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Definitely noted

The takeaway from this thread

Crack = always bad

Cake = good but maybe kind of bad but don't eat the whole cake unless you wanna eat the whole cake then do so. "

But crack is better than cake so have crack if you want to avoid type 2 diabetes like poor old me because being a crack addict is better than being fat (and if you're a crack addict you'll probably be slim too so bonus)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I advise you all to please eat cake and stay away from crack.

Definitely noted

The takeaway from this thread

Crack = always bad

Cake = good but maybe kind of bad but don't eat the whole cake unless you wanna eat the whole cake then do so.

But crack is better than cake so have crack if you want to avoid type 2 diabetes like poor old me because being a crack addict is better than being fat (and if you're a crack addict you'll probably be slim too so bonus) "

I've sent you a little pm . Sadly I'm also fat so I can't offer any crack... *Shrugs*

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There's a reason cyclists do club runs on a Sunday. twenty miles to the garden centres, cake and coffee and somewhere safe-ish to park the bikes. Then it's the same distance back.

Cycle/coffee and cake/cycle, it's a winning combination.

Especialy if you have a GPS/Garmin/fitbit and end up in calorie deficit and can prove it on screen.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There's a reason cyclists do club runs on a Sunday. twenty miles to the garden centres, cake and coffee and somewhere safe-ish to park the bikes. Then it's the same distance back.

Cycle/coffee and cake/cycle, it's a winning combination.

Especialy if you have a GPS/Garmin/fitbit and end up in calorie deficit and can prove it on screen. "

What a great idea! You can really feel you've earnt it then too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a reason cyclists do club runs on a Sunday. twenty miles to the garden centres, cake and coffee and somewhere safe-ish to park the bikes. Then it's the same distance back.

Cycle/coffee and cake/cycle, it's a winning combination.

Especialy if you have a GPS/Garmin/fitbit and end up in calorie deficit and can prove it on screen. "

That sounds lush. I used to cycle most days when I was a kid but unfortunately I had an accident and was in a cast/crutches for 6 weeks. Every time I've tried to get back on a bike since then I just keel right over. I might be the only person in the world that's forgotten how to ride a bike!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Why not make a chocolate and beetroot cake then your getting part of your five a day and a lovely chocolatey treat

That sounds awful but I've heard it's really good. "

It's really nice and moist.

It works a bit like carrot cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you disappointed OP?"

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next week I will be making the journey back to Weightwatchers, 12 weeks of making and eating cake have seen me balloon to over 18 stone.

12 years ago I did WW and lost 60lbs in 27 weeks, don't think I can near to that now but 25 - 30lbs would be a big help."

Good luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.("

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Why are you disappointed OP?

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way). "

Oh that's a shame. I'm ashamed to say I actually thought the crack talk was bum crack

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Why are you disappointed OP?

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way).

Oh that's a shame. I'm ashamed to say I actually thought the crack talk was bum crack "

Haha but would you eat cake out of a bum crack

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why are you disappointed OP?

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way).

Oh that's a shame. I'm ashamed to say I actually thought the crack talk was bum crack

Haha but would you eat cake out of a bum crack "

I know a few who would!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you disappointed OP?

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way).

Oh that's a shame. I'm ashamed to say I actually thought the crack talk was bum crack

Haha but would you eat cake out of a bum crack "

Depends on whose bum crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost five stone a few years ago and honestly, denying myself of treats was the such a bad idea.

If you want a slice of cake, have ONE slice of cake and enjoy it. One slice of cake will not mess up your weight loss as long as it's a treat.

And although this cake wasn't a success, keep trying out low calorie recipes because maybe you'll discover one you really enjoy.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Better to have one slice of delicious full fat cake than two slices of horrible diet cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I lost five stone a few years ago and honestly, denying myself of treats was the such a bad idea.

If you want a slice of cake, have ONE slice of cake and enjoy it. One slice of cake will not mess up your weight loss as long as it's a treat.

And although this cake wasn't a success, keep trying out low calorie recipes because maybe you'll discover one you really enjoy. "

Thank you lovely, although I ate a massive salad for my dinner followed by an entire punnet of blueberries so I don't think I actually have any more room for cake! And well done on losing 5 stone, that's amazing!! You look fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better to have one slice of delicious full fat cake than two slices of horrible diet cake. "

Hmm see most people would think that way but I would actually rather have more of something that tastes less good lol. I'm all about quantity over quality having said that though, this cake was truly inedible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost five stone a few years ago and honestly, denying myself of treats was the such a bad idea.

If you want a slice of cake, have ONE slice of cake and enjoy it. One slice of cake will not mess up your weight loss as long as it's a treat.

And although this cake wasn't a success, keep trying out low calorie recipes because maybe you'll discover one you really enjoy.

Thank you lovely, although I ate a massive salad for my dinner followed by an entire punnet of blueberries so I don't think I actually have any more room for cake! And well done on losing 5 stone, that's amazing!! You look fantastic "

Remember for next time! You've done so well so far 20lbs wasn't it? You'll smash this!

And thank you! I've gained that five stone back now I had my daughter and bam, five stone back on in 18 months I'm determined to lose it all again now my birthday is over with! I'm just finishing the last of the goodies I got!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,


"Why are you disappointed OP?

Because it tastes like ass (and not in a good way).

Oh that's a shame. I'm ashamed to say I actually thought the crack talk was bum crack

Haha but would you eat cake out of a bum crack "

Not cake but a Cadbury Flake yes.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Calories=Flavour, unless it's lard!

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"I just made a chocolate cake with 50 cals per slice.

I was so excited.

I am so disappointed.

Someone please make it okay for me to eat real cake and not mess up my weight loss "

Hey hun, if I'm craving cake these are my go to, they're only 152 cals each, individually wrapped so the rest of the pack lasts ages. They genuinely satisfy the cake NEED especially if you eat it as little bites slowly and for similar cals to a large banana!

Keep going! xx

https://groceries.asda.com/product/cake-bars-mini-rolls/balconi-mix-milk/910001084218

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