The Lord's Prayer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I saw a female version of The Lord's Prayer on someone's profile and it was dedicated to the Vibrator.

Here's a version for guys I've just drafted:

Our blow up doll

Who art in for repair, again

Hollow be your frame

Thy tits be plastic

On you we're not in heaven

Give me this day my puncture kit

And a patch of old inner tube

And some chalk to finish off with

Lead me not into frustration

But deliver me some glue that sticks

Forever and ever, amen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sod off, I only shag mannequins

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

the poet laureate's job is safe methinks

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