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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Has anyone else heard the news story this morning about the young girl who whilst asleep in bed had her toe bitten by a HEDGEHOG !!

A FUCKING HEDGEHOG !!

Now forgive me if I'm wrong but how in the blue fuck can a Hedgehog climb a flight of stairs and then traverse it's way up a small bed and then bite a young girls toe ??

Have you seen the legs on a Hedgehog?? Tiny little things , there is no way this can happen ??

SO CAN A HEDGEHOG CLIMB STAIRS ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have been a mutant hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a slow news day..

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

maybe he rolled up like a ninja

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

What if girl wasn't up stairs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What if girl wasn't up stairs"
She was , she was upstairs in bed so the news says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you all seen how sonic the hedgehog move!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Maybe she was in a tent and had covered her toes in dog food?

Hedgehogs like dog food

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Maybe he had a ramp.

A hedgehog with a can do attitude

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe she was in a tent and had covered her toes in dog food?

Hedgehogs like dog food "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?"
Or the family cat dragged it upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to watch a re-enactment of this! I want to see how it all happened

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?"

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw"

Well fuck me with a big stick . Who knew

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hedgehogs are really good climbers, they can climb a 6 foot wall easily so stairs wouldn't be a problem.

Alternatively they may have used the stair lift

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hedgehogs are really good climbers, they can climb a 6 foot wall easily so stairs wouldn't be a problem.

Alternatively they may have used the stair lift "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's totally legit. She had a stanna stair lift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window? Or the family cat dragged it upstairs "

Well that’s not nearly as much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes "

Do owls have toes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well thanks to SpursChick I can confirm that Hedgehogs can indeed climb stairs .

It appears I may have been a tad hasty in belittling this story .

I apologise to all Hedgehogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful you dissing there prowess, you maybe next on the list, better sleep with your slippers on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes? "
No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes? "

Lol dunno, I assumed that what the talons attaches to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw

Well fuck me with a big stick . Who knew "

Any excuse to be fucked with a big stick.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Be careful you dissing there prowess, you maybe next on the list, better sleep with your slippers on "

My vicious Pooch will sort the prickly little fuckers out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else heard the news story this morning about the young girl who whilst asleep in bed had her toe bitten by a HEDGEHOG !!

A FUCKING HEDGEHOG !!

Now forgive me if I'm wrong but how in the blue fuck can a Hedgehog climb a flight of stairs and then traverse it's way up a small bed and then bite a young girls toe ??

Have you seen the legs on a Hedgehog?? Tiny little things , there is no way this can happen ??

SO CAN A HEDGEHOG CLIMB STAIRS ??"

What newspaper do you read? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes?

Lol dunno, I assumed that what the talons attaches to "

This was my thought process, it’s way too early, and way too deep

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was probably the Thora Hird of the hedgehog world ..... so it used the Stannah stair lift obviously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog? "

I was just about to ask the same thing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe a passing owl had scooped him up, her windows was open, the hedgehog first bit the owls toe, the owl let the hedgehog go, and a freak wind blew it in through the girls window?

This is feasible, owls have very sensitive toes

Do owls have toes? No but they have a unique way of flirting with potential partners !! Believe it or not Owls have a sense of humour. They make their future mates laugh , their motto is To Wit , To Woo

Hahaha "

I have a strange mind

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog? "

Nope apparently not

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog? "

I came here to ask the same

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

I came here to ask the same"

Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

I came here to ask the same

Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?"

WTF?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

I came here to ask the same

Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw

Well fuck me with a big stick . Who knew "

Everyday is a school day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sorry to burst your BS story bubble, but hedgehogs are great climbers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkI-KRDuHuw

Well fuck me with a big stick . Who knew

Everyday is a school day "
It sure is , I thought they were slow, turns out they're nimble little fuckers

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Hedge are great climbers so yes its possible that it did climb them stairs

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

I came here to ask the same

Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?"

I’m buying some lead lined sleep socks. All this to contend with as well as the monster under the bed???

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hedge are great climbers so yes its possible that it did climb them stairs "

I've often woke up to find a rogue Privet climbing my stairs yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Was it not a pet one? I have a friend who has a pet hedgehog?

I came here to ask the same

Also did you see the fella with diabetic neuropathy who got his toes eaten off by a rat in a hostel?

I’m buying some lead lined sleep socks. All this to contend with as well as the monster under the bed??? "
I would suggest that's a good idea then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Also , why cant Hedgehogs share the hedge ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was a pet hedgehog who lives in her bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and attacked so could keep control of the hedge of the bed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe it was a pet hedgehog who lives in her bed lol"

You wouldnt roll over in your sleep that's for sure

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes and attacked so could keep control of the hedge of the bed"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the hedgehog has a foot fetish ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the hedgehog has a foot fetish ?"

Just a poor misunderstood creature

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Teenage mutant ninja hedgehog

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe the hedgehog has a foot fetish ?"

How did this conversation get to this point ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems this humble hedgehog got a great fan base already

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Maybe it was a pet hedgehog who lives in her bed lol

You wouldnt roll over in your sleep that's for sure "

Hedgehog snore aid...gap in the market there!

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

It was on the news half of it was probably lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if the poor misunderstood creature gets impounded i will be demonstrating

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Maybe it was a pet hedgehog who lives in her bed lol

You wouldnt roll over in your sleep that's for sure

Hedgehog snore aid...gap in the market there!"
I need one of those then

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