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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James , I have firstface claims.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

10 more minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James , I have firstface claims."

Rose, you've claimed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 more minutes. "

I can explain

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"10 more minutes.

I can explain"

E. R. R.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 more minutes. "

I can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 more minutes.

I can explain

E. R. R.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James , I have firstface claims.

Rose, you've claimed it."

Veni, vidi, vici.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jimiain Lee, I’m tired and much to do tomorrow. Will follow up on project audio tomorrow. Na night. X

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait."

7.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z"

On my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimiain Lee, I’m tired and much to do tomorrow. Will follow up on project audio tomorrow. Na night. X"

Thank you, na night. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jimiain Lee, I’m tired and much to do tomorrow. Will follow up on project audio tomorrow. Na night. X

Thank you, na night. x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James , I have firstface claims.

Rose, you've claimed it.

Veni, vidi, vici. "

Congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert."

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait.

7. "

Heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z"

I have the golden touch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimiain Lee, I’m tired and much to do tomorrow. Will follow up on project audio tomorrow. Na night. X

Thank you, na night. x

"

Night night Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've got some lady stroking going on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lily. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

On my way! "

I bet you give wonderful hair strokes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

On my way!

I bet you give wonderful hair strokes x"

I full on rubbed my lover's fuzzy hair the other week and scritch scrotched behind his ears x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got some lady stroking going on."

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!! "

I think it's because you don't have a profile picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

On my way!

I bet you give wonderful hair strokes x

I full on rubbed my lover's fuzzy hair the other week and scritch scrotched behind his ears x"

Unffff now you're talking. Come on over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

I have the golden touch!!"

So does SmallSussex.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait.

7.

Heaven. "

Jim, I'd love to stay up and chat, gotta go bed now.

It's late.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Evening again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

I have the golden touch!!

So does SmallSussex."

Its his bday today as per another thread. Happy bday Smallsussex

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z"

One question...do you have a bush?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait.

7.

Heaven.

Jim, I'd love to stay up and chat, gotta go bed now.

It's late.

"

You absolute plum. It's good to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait.

7.

Heaven.

Jim, I'd love to stay up and chat, gotta go bed now.

It's late.

You absolute plum. It's good to see you. "

) shouldnt he do that more often?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Not real mother in law that scary mans here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

One question...do you have a bush? "

I have a garden full of a vast array of shrubbery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here "

I am sorry but that really made me laugh out loud. Come and stand behind me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got some lady stroking going on.

The best kind

"

Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again. It's Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

I have the golden touch!!

So does SmallSussex.

Its his bday today as per another thread. Happy bday Smallsussex "

I hadn't forgotten.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z"

I would but it's a bit of a way to Newcastle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"10 more minutes.

I can't wait.

7.

Heaven.

Jim, I'd love to stay up and chat, gotta go bed now.

It's late.

You absolute plum. It's good to see you.

) shouldnt he do that more often? "

He should!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here "

Uh-oh.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

One question...do you have a bush?

I have a garden full of a vast array of shrubbery. "

Haha oh well, I'll give them a stroke then, I'll bring my hedge trimmer and tidy them up while I'm there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!!

I think it's because you don't have a profile picture."

Just put one up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

One question...do you have a bush?

I have a garden full of a vast array of shrubbery.

Haha oh well, I'll give them a stroke then, I'll bring my hedge trimmer and tidy them up while I'm there. "

I asked for my hair stroked... But I mean, feel free to grope my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh."

Best man duties required now Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!!

I think it's because you don't have a profile picture.

Just put one up!!"

I've just fabbed it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim "

I'm here if needed.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. That's unusual.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. That's unusual."

Such a bizarre feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. That's unusual.

Such a bizarre feeling "

You have to take bizarre feelings when you can these days.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed."

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me "

Have you tried talking to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!!

I think it's because you don't have a profile picture.

Just put one up!!

I've just fabbed it!"

Thanks Jim!! That's 4 fabs now in total!! Woohoo!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

One question...do you have a bush?

I have a garden full of a vast array of shrubbery.

Haha oh well, I'll give them a stroke then, I'll bring my hedge trimmer and tidy them up while I'm there.

I asked for my hair stroked... But I mean, feel free to grope my garden. "

As it's not an actual lady garden I'd like to formally apply for the previously advertised role of hair stroker. I'll forward my CV.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everyone!! Late night perving!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. You bloody pervert.

You've no idea!! Good job no one can see inside my head!!

I think it's because you don't have a profile picture.

Just put one up!!

I've just fabbed it!

Thanks Jim!! That's 4 fabs now in total!! Woohoo!! "

You're welcome.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. That's unusual.

Such a bizarre feeling

You have to take bizarre feelings when you can these days."

I’d prefer the more awake ones

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all

Not sure how long I’ll last as I’m sleepy, 2 hours too early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. That's unusual.

Such a bizarre feeling

You have to take bizarre feelings when you can these days.

I’d prefer the more awake ones "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?"

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol."

You noticed.

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

You noticed."

Hard not to, now I see where you got your name lol.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?"

Hi Shy, not bad thanks... you ?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Evening again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again. It's Tuesday."
weekends closer then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol."

He likes to surprise us occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

You noticed.

Hard not to, now I see where you got your name lol."

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Hi Shy, not bad thanks... you ? "

I’m good thanks, nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again. It's Tuesday. weekends closer then "

½ an hour closer.

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

You noticed.

Hard not to, now I see where you got your name lol.

"

Be careful with that thing, you could have someone’s eye out

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Evening again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again. It's Tuesday. weekends closer then

½ an hour closer."

Still makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

You noticed.

Hard not to, now I see where you got your name lol.

Be careful with that thing, you could have someone’s eye out "

I know what I'm doing, I've been handling it a long time.

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Hi Shortie, hi Jim, how are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. I'm good, thanks. How are you doing?

I’m good thanks, I see you changed your profile pic lol.

You noticed.

Hard not to, now I see where you got your name lol.

Be careful with that thing, you could have someone’s eye out

I know what I'm doing, I've been handling it a long time."

Glad to hear, I wish someone would handle mine. Any volunteers? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's looking for volunteers. ^

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"He's looking for volunteers. ^"

Don’t think I’ll find any Jim lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's looking for volunteers. ^

Don’t think I’ll find any Jim lol."

Be like Peter Gabriel, don't give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's looking for volunteers. ^

Don’t think I’ll find any Jim lol.

Be like Peter Gabriel, don't give up."

I love that song

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By *oyernursesMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Good evening all. I’m new to chat on this thing. How is everyone ?

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"He's looking for volunteers. ^

Don’t think I’ll find any Jim lol.

Be like Peter Gabriel, don't give up."

Thanks Jim, I’ll try my best

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?"

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's looking for volunteers. ^

Don’t think I’ll find any Jim lol.

Be like Peter Gabriel, don't give up.

I love that song "

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. I’m new to chat on this thing. How is everyone ? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Robert. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows "

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come stroke my hair? I'd like an earlyish night and it sends me right off to sleep. Z

On my way!

I bet you give wonderful hair strokes x

I full on rubbed my lover's fuzzy hair the other week and scritch scrotched behind his ears x

Unffff now you're talking. Come on over "

On my way

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?"

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those "

You must be brassed off.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off."

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it away Jim

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over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt "

Oh, Martyn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it away Jim "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!"

Why!

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over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!

Why!"

Because I'm enjoying having it out.

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over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!

Why!

Because I'm enjoying having it out."

I'm debating whether I should have the lump of rocky road that's sat in the fridge...

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over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!

Why!

Because I'm enjoying having it out.

I'm debating whether I should have the lump of rocky road that's sat in the fridge..."

I don't get it out very often.

Go for it.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn."

See scary man wanted other things aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!

Why!

Because I'm enjoying having it out.

I'm debating whether I should have the lump of rocky road that's sat in the fridge...

I don't get it out very often.

Go for it."

You will have someone's eye out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell "

I hope your backdoor is secure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it away Jim

No!

Why!

Because I'm enjoying having it out.

I'm debating whether I should have the lump of rocky road that's sat in the fridge...

I don't get it out very often.

Go for it.

You will have someone's eye out."

I know what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie, you're missed.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure."

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman "

You are a superman!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!"

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

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over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?"

I'm anyone you want me to be.

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over a year ago


"Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be."

Now that is a might fine offer you don't always get.

Evening beauts !

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over a year ago


"Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Now that is a might fine offer you don't always get.

Evening beauts ! "

Isn't it.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strange. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovely people!

Another night shift for this girl. Thankfully most of the actual work is done, so now I just need to try and stay awake for another 6 hours or so.

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over a year ago


"Evening lovely people!

Another night shift for this girl. Thankfully most of the actual work is done, so now I just need to try and stay awake for another 6 hours or so.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You can mess around for ages!

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over a year ago

Currently laying in bed after a few beers, stroking my cock

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over a year ago


"Currently laying in bed after a few beers, stroking my cock "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mikko. Bash your bishop.

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over a year ago


"Evening lovely people!

Another night shift for this girl. Thankfully most of the actual work is done, so now I just need to try and stay awake for another 6 hours or so.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You can mess around for ages!"

That’s the plan! I’m going to drink tea, eat biscuits and catch up with you lovely people.

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over a year ago


"Currently laying in bed after a few beers, stroking my cock

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mikko. Bash your bishop. "

Church is shut Im afraid, so d.i.y. it is

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over a year ago


"Evening lovely people!

Another night shift for this girl. Thankfully most of the actual work is done, so now I just need to try and stay awake for another 6 hours or so.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You can mess around for ages!

That’s the plan! I’m going to drink tea, eat biscuits and catch up with you lovely people. "

Fantastic.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be."

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Is it wrong I want a local crappy college bar to go out of business because how it managed to cause a mini spike in Covid cases?

Restaurants and bars have been open since June 8th where I am, and 107 new cases of Covid is connected to just one bar that didn't follow any protocol that other places were following.

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over a year ago

In desperate need of a wee. Eating two bowl fulls of watermelon hasn't helped the cause. The thought of getting out of bed is excruciating. Needs must and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early night did not happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Early night did not happen "

Never does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging for the first time, then a second time...

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over a year ago


"Is it wrong I want a local crappy college bar to go out of business because how it managed to cause a mini spike in Covid cases?

Restaurants and bars have been open since June 8th where I am, and 107 new cases of Covid is connected to just one bar that didn't follow any protocol that other places were following."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Littlemiss. It's okay to feel like that.

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over a year ago


"In desperate need of a wee. Eating two bowl fulls of watermelon hasn't helped the cause. The thought of getting out of bed is excruciating. Needs must and all that."

Worth it though for watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Early night did not happen "

What Strange said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pegging for the first time, then a second time... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C& I. ² times, you are having fun.

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over a year ago


"Pegging for the first time, then a second time...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C& I. ² times, you are having fun."

Who said Monday should be boring?

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over a year ago


"Pegging for the first time, then a second time...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C& I. ² times, you are having fun.

Who said Monday should be boring?"

Would love to help you out on the third time

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over a year ago


"Pegging for the first time, then a second time...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C& I. ² times, you are having fun.

Who said Monday should be boring?"

Monday fun day.

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over a year ago


"Pegging for the first time, then a second time...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C& I. ² times, you are having fun.

Who said Monday should be boring?"

That’s one way to elevate the Monday blues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worth it though for watermelon."

I still have a whole half left ... if I could interest you, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worth it though for watermelon.

I still have a whole half left ... if I could interest you, Jim."

I'm very interested.

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over a year ago


"Worth it though for watermelon.

I still have a whole half left ... if I could interest you, Jim.

I'm very interested."

To eat? Or.... the thought of you alone with half a melon is now stirring up many a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

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over a year ago


"Worth it though for watermelon.

I still have a whole half left ... if I could interest you, Jim.

I'm very interested.

To eat? Or.... the thought of you alone with half a melon is now stirring up many a thought "

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over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!"

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film?

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over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film? "

Let's have them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film? "

I volunteer as Catwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up."

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film?

I volunteer as Catwoman "

Purrfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill. "

The Bill?!

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over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

The Bill?!"

The very one.

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over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

The Bill?!

The very one. "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film?

I volunteer as Catwoman

Purrfect."

Ok lets find them all jim we can fight fab crime as a team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and others. It's been a long time since I've popped by! Hope you are all well x

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over a year ago


"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

The Bill?!

The very one.

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me."

I love the bill.

We started watching in to the night on Netflix.

The acting's a bit crap but it's a good story line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not real mother in law that scary mans here

Uh-oh.

Best man duties required now Jim

I'm here if needed.

Hes a very scary man wants to do bad things to me

Have you tried talking to him?

No i havent jim he said he wants to do unspeakable things to me and it scares me. Not real mother in law knows

Do you have a watermelon that you could give him?

No he wanted a trombone but i dont have one of those

You must be brassed off.

I am ive been googling trombones especially rusty ones as thats what he said he wanted but i cant find any just some naughty pictures come up now my eyes hurt

Oh, Martyn.

See scary man wanted other things aswell

I hope your backdoor is secure.

I secure it very well indeed althoughbi think he wanted tobplay super heros aswell and wanted me to be superman

You are a superman!

Aaawww thanks jim are you batman?

I'm anyone you want me to be.

Batman it is then jim we can form our very own justice league we could be the nacturnal league

Yes!

So i am nocturnal superman, you jim are nocturnal batman we now need a wonderwoman, aquaman, flash, cyborg. Do we look for a greenlantern, green arrow and Shazam or just stick to the latest (not great) film?

I volunteer as Catwoman

Purrfect.

Ok lets find them all jim we can fight fab crime as a team "

Beware scary men!

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over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and others. It's been a long time since I've popped by! Hope you are all well x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. It's been a while. I'm good. How are you doing? x

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over a year ago

On this day 1937 the world's first emergency telephone service is launched in London using the number, 999.

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"Good evening Jim and others. It's been a long time since I've popped by! Hope you are all well x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. It's been a while. I'm good. How are you doing? x"

It has indeedy! We are grand! I've learned a new skill during lockdown, I can drink 2 bottles of wine in half an hour! I know right? Mind blown!

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"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

The Bill?!

The very one.

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

I love the bill.

We started watching in to the night on Netflix.

The acting's a bit crap but it's a good story line. "

Good, not tosh.

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"Good evening Jim and others. It's been a long time since I've popped by! Hope you are all well x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gevin. It's been a while. I'm good. How are you doing? x

It has indeedy! We are grand! I've learned a new skill during lockdown, I can drink 2 bottles of wine in half an hour! I know right? Mind blown!"

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over a year ago

On this day in 1938, Superman first appeared in the DC comics. Geek fact!

Superman or Batman? Discuss.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

What have I missed

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over a year ago


"On this day in 1938, Superman first appeared in the DC comics. Geek fact!

Superman or Batman? Discuss."

Good fact.

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over a year ago


"What have I missed "

We've been waiting for you.

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"Don't worry Jim, I'm here.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's about time you showed up.

Yes I'm rather late as I was watching the bill.

The Bill?!

The very one.

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

I love the bill.

We started watching in to the night on Netflix.

The acting's a bit crap but it's a good story line.

Good, not tosh."

I loved tosh.

Unfortunately the Actor that played him had alcohol problem that he died from.

His son appeared in newer episodes.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning Jim...How are you?

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"On this day in 1938, Superman first appeared in the DC comics. Geek fact!

Superman or Batman? Discuss."

Neither, I prefer marvel.

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?"

Morning lovely Lorraine. X

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Morning lovely Lorraine. X"

Morning Lorna. X

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Morning lovely Lorraine. X

Morning Lorna. X"

How are you? X

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"On this day in 1938, Superman first appeared in the DC comics. Geek fact!

Superman or Batman? Discuss."

Batman. Always Batman.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Morning lovely Lorraine. X

Morning Lorna. X

How are you? X"

I’m doing very well, thank you. How are you?

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over a year ago


"Good morning Jim...How are you?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I'm good, winding down. How are you doing?

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Morning lovely Lorraine. X

Morning Lorna. X

How are you? X

I’m doing very well, thank you. How are you?"

Good thank you, it's much easier now lockdown is being lifted.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I'm good, winding down. How are you doing?"

I’m terrific. I just popped in to say goodnight. Sleep well everyone.

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"Good morning Jim...How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I'm good, winding down. How are you doing?

I’m terrific. I just popped in to say goodnight. Sleep well everyone. "

Sleep well. x

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"What have I missed

We've been waiting for you."

Here now

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

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Jim i am loving the new avatar sporting a superman tshirt for our new venture into crimefighting nocturnal league.

So we have a superman, batman, catwoman and as he has just arrived into the thread this evening the aptly named Aquaman. So Aquaman87 will you join our nocturnal justice league and help fight of the fab baddies.

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford

So I’m looking for a video to watch, breaking my no fap rules.

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"Jim i am loving the new avatar sporting a superman tshirt for our new venture into crimefighting nocturnal league.

So we have a superman, batman, catwoman and as he has just arrived into the thread this evening the aptly named Aquaman. So Aquaman87 will you join our nocturnal justice league and help fight of the fab baddies. "

I'm gonna have to put a spanner in the works cause I would be the Black Widow, not for any other reason than she's kind badass with a soft side. Marvel and DC though? I won't be allowed in your gang!

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