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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when you were young and how did everything turn out !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I genuinely didn't know and still don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a pilot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My earliest memories are ballerina, fashion designer and archeologist. None of these came true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy and no I’m not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incontinent.

Winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr says not a scooby doo and still don’t lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A police officer but I was too short

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Adam Ants wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew when I was young and I still dont know now. I want to be rich.....I know that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My earliest memories are ballerina, fashion designer and archeologist. None of these came true.

Would you like to excavate me?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wanted to be a children's author.

I still enjoy writing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An archologist ,

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By *ectorRivaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I wanted to be a sub mariner !

Go down and get wet

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

An Astronaut or a porn star turns out im scared of hights with a little willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream... from 6 years old I wanted to do cars no not Mechanophilia, work on them.

My grandad was part of the vw team in the 60s with split screen campers and beetles, I wanted to that, 4 years later at 10 I started bamger racing and playing with cars now 35 and still do it just now I get paid for it.. well sort of. Running a business dont tend to leave you much in the motor trade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dream from about 7 was to join the army.

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Same here... still at a loose end in many respects!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barrister but ended up a mother at 16 instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To help people and I do x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A dietician

That's quite laughable now

I need one!!

Jo x

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

A hairdresser, trained became fully qualified then gave it up realised it wasn't for me.

Still don't know what is. no hope for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to go Sandhurst. I had a very sexist careers officer though at school.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I wanted to be a fighter pilot but wasn’t smart enough. Left school sat the exam & was told I could train as ground crew, weapons, radar whatever. But they’d prefer it if I signed for nine straight off.

I was only just seventeen so didn’t join. Still wonder about it now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighter pilot, then architect. Ended up a sparky, done some contracting around Middle East, so saw some of the world lol

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Fighter Pilot.

I've got the eyesight but unfortunately I had quite bad asthma throughout early childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tree

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

When I was 5 I wanted to work out doors in the countryside with cattle and drive big smart tractors.

47 years later and I......... work outside in the countryside with cattle and drive big smart tractors

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

A trapeze artist .. I was for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teacher...that didn't pan out at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Initially I wanted to be an actor in musicals acting on the west end or broadway, still do

I also wanted to be an astronaut but that dream went when I hit 6ft at about 12, a doctor but when I had to dissect a heart in school the smell made me gag and that dream went then as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher...that didn't pan out at all! "

Well I’m sure you could teach me a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher...that didn't pan out at all! "

I did it, worked up to assistant head, hated it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to serve in the military and had a successful military career.. I still cannot adjust to being a civilian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fast jet pilot, never made the gtade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A trapeze artist .. I was for a while

Wow.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"when you were young and how did everything turn out ! "

Famous. It never happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher...that didn't pan out at all!

I did it, worked up to assistant head, hated it. "

Give me detention and the cane whenever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you were young and how did everything turn out !

Famous. It never happened."

You are now on fab!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

First an architect, then an astronaut, then a judge

Wasn't even close to how I turned out!

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

Wanted to become a nurse, became a career instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to be a builder just like me dad but only cus the scaffold was so high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never knew when I was young and I still dont know now. I want to be rich.....I know that much "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My problem was that I wasn't really sure. The navy, writer, filmmaker, photographer, webmaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, wanted to be a fireman,

Than I lost the desire man,

The second I got old enough,

To buy myself a cider can,

Yeah, I was a smart little kid,

That side's departed me since,

These days you can catch me,

Sitting on the bench in the park with a lager and crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a vet, now I’m a body piercer ?? just slightly different xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, wanted to be a fireman,

Than I lost the desire man,

The second I got old enough,

To buy myself a cider can,

Yeah, I was a smart little kid,

That side's departed me since,

These days you can catch me,

Sitting on the bench in the park with a lager and crisps"

Fizzle kicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, wanted to be a fireman,

Than I lost the desire man,

The second I got old enough,

To buy myself a cider can,

Yeah, I was a smart little kid,

That side's departed me since,

These days you can catch me,

Sitting on the bench in the park with a lager and crisps

Fizzle kicks "

Fuzzle what sticks??

No mate, my yoof innit fam

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wanted to be a funeral director or embalmer.

That went wonky donkey thanks to my mother dearest and her making me take a job in a petrol garage so I could pay rent instead of accepting the extremely rare place I was offered on an embalming course.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wanted to be a farmer, which was an interesting choice for a kid from Peckham

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By *awtyjeniWoman
over a year ago

Bromley

A nun but then I discovered boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nanny. But I did two weeks in a nursery and put me off for life, love my own kids and my step kids but no, other than them lol.

Wanted to be a midwife in my early 20s but didn't get the grades at school and couldn't afford to get them.

Manage a hotel now with doughnut, since I was 17 ive worked in this line on and off.

Danish x

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

A vet. And i ended up in finance. Not planned at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to do something arty and I kind of am now, but its taken 39 yrs and a very eclectic career to get here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An astronaut and it turned out pretty shit thanks

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I wanted to be an Air stewardesses, got the job offer but turned it down, big mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tree"

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A newsreader!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Nun or vampire and i definitely didn't want kids.

Ended up working in catering then had 4 kids.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm still not a rock star but I do give piano lessons. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional footballer then later a musician. Still a musician, but never achieved my dreams and not likely to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tree"

I still aspire to that

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"when you were young and how did everything turn out !

Famous. It never happened."

You are on here

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Wanted to become a nurse, became a career instead. "

Tipping my hat with respect

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I wanted to be a farmer, which was an interesting choice for a kid from Peckham

Talking of peckham did you by chance know 2 brothers

Eldest was del youngest was rodney

They lived with their uncle.

Think the surname was trotter

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

"I wanted to be a pilot! "

Same here but commercial not Air Force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police Officer but was too short. Had to be 5ft 4 back then

Ended up in a different type of law for 17 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be an artist and a writer.

Now I’m a social support worker, planning to return to uni to train as an occupational therapist while working as a freelance artist on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be the owner of a very fast red car....I now drive a black insignia estate. Where did it all go wrong?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Motorcycle racer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorcycle racer!

And? Do you now race motorcycles?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Not on a track on TV but Im patiel to racing other riders when tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on a track on TV but Im patiel to racing other riders when tempted"

Well you've kinda made it! I'm still holding out for owning a fast car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be 3 things

HAPPY

HEALTHY

HORNY

...and l do thank God every morning and night for all 3 ..

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Not on a track on TV but Im patiel to racing other riders when tempted

Well you've kinda made it! I'm still holding out for owning a fast car

"
whats a fast car to you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on a track on TV but Im patiel to racing other riders when tempted

Well you've kinda made it! I'm still holding out for owning a fast car

whats a fast car to you!?

Aww you know, just a wee run around like a Bugatti Veyron. Or anything that doesn't rattle when it hits 70mph

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

C63 amg bit cheaper and very tasty

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Like a lot of people in this thread, I wanted to be a fighter pilot. Unfortunately I hit 6' when I was twelve years old. And then I discovered I was so bad at maths I've wondered if I'm dyscalculic. And then I discovered I'm shortsighted as well. Hah.

These days I just want to be happy. I've identified the things that make me happy, and now I just have to find as much of them as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C63 amg bit cheaper and very tasty "

Maybe a bit controversial but I'm a fan of the Nissan GTR.

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford

To make the Guinness World Record best sex you have ever had, there’s only one way to get there though & I don’t think I’ve started yet

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Never really knew, it’s only work! I’ve been a teacher in Asia , a boat builder, played bass in a thrash metal band, started a 4WD company in NZ and sold pet and mountain bike insurance. Somehow I’ve ended up in Africa and Middle East consulting on urban densification for 5G

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I wanted to be 3 things

HAPPY

HEALTHY

HORNY

...and l do thank God every morning and night for all 3 .."

Great life goals man

It’s that simple hey ! I have a few mid year appraisals to do would so love to use the above as a model but do t think HR would be too happy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My earliest memories are ballerina, fashion designer and archeologist. None of these came true.

Archaeologist and designer were two of mine too.

My mum recently unearthed some of my Barbie dolls wearing coloured in kitchen roll dresses and random household tat accessories

My daughter loves them .

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Adam Ants wife

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you were young and how did everything turn out ! "

I wanted to be a princess, but once my mum explained that unfortunately I wasn't in fact part of the royal family I set my mind on becoming a vet.

I ended up as a palaeontologist so not quite the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a fireman or a soldier. I ended up becoming a spark and now I do something else entirely

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

An oceanograher, I took a side step instead and am going back to college to retrain as something else

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Porn star

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By *wenyMan
over a year ago

rufford

Ugly and I got my wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Author. Didn't work out but still enjoy writing.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

To be a farmer, ended up in Royal Navy on Submarines, then Prison service, couldn't get much further away from my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet

I'm not a vet

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Astronaut

Obviously never made it, but I have contributed to the space industry and astrophysics

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By *iggle 321Man
over a year ago

Artist... Still doing it today, from first using crayons behind the sofa to now doing celebrity portraits and the odd dead dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tree

I still aspire to that"

I am now told I’m one of the elders, so perhaps I made it after all

And it won’t be too long until I’m transformed to ash

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

To join the Army, I loved Private Benjamin but my mum burst my bubble by pointing out it was nothing like that in the real world and as I wasn’t very good with authority she didn’t think I would fair to well

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By *iggle 321Man
over a year ago

"To join the Army, I loved Private Benjamin but my mum burst my bubble by pointing out it was nothing like that in the real world and as I wasn’t very good with authority she didn’t think I would fair to well

Goldies ass was pure golden!.... Very much like yours

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

To join the Navy - which I did, and promptly left after about 3 months - biggest mistake of my life and one I shall regret to the grave, if only I could "have a word" with young and arrogant, thought he knew best 17 year old me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was very young I wanted to be an air hostess, then as I grew older I wanted to be a policewoman and I became a volunteer special constable at 18. Then when I was 20 I wanted to join the army in the military police, I damaged my knee whilst training and that ended my dream.

Now I am a senior manager in the civil service, not quite my dream job from my childhood but so far has been a great career.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to join the RAF so I did! Been out 7 years now and have become a social worker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An artist

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I wanted to be a florist or a nun.

Turns out i can’t stand fresh cut flowers and i went off being a nun when i realised it aint like the porn films

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

an astronaut, but not to many space programs in stoke

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Junior school age, I wanted to work in the pits.

Senior school, join the navy as an Articifer. I failed the medical, due to a life changing injury

Sixth form, work for Ravenhead glass or Pilkingtons.

I worked for 16 years at an airport on the ramp, now a business consultant.

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I wanted to be an airline pilot - probably because of the number of planes I could see flying over my school

Began training as a train driver. Loved the job despite the crap equipment back in the BR days but decided that the money wasn't going to be good enough and qualified as an accountant instead!

Good choice as it turned out - winding down into retirement now at 54

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The teacher once told me I wouldn’t get paid for looking out of a window..

I became a lorry driver and that proved her fucking wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hazy trying to think back all the way, but I think I went through a few things.....some predictable, some less so.

I think the list was astronaut, scientist, racing driver, RAF pilot and then when realism kicked in, Electronics Engineer.

Ended up doing none of them!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wanted to be the next David Attenborough, I was a member of the YOC and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The teacher once told me I wouldn’t get paid for looking out of a window..

I became a lorry driver and that proved her fucking wrong

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Wanted to be a dietician/nutrionist.

Ended up with a degree in biotechnology, working in a pharma company.

Would still like to retrain but think that ship has sailed. Still into nutrition and fitness. Would love to be a PT and dietician.

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I genuinely didn't know and still don't."

Same

I dont really want a career I just want the money

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I wanted to be a florist or a nun.

Turns out i can’t stand fresh cut flowers and i went off being a nun when i realised it aint like the porn films

You can always roll play at being a nun

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

As a youngster I first wanted to be a footballer. After receiving my first home computer, I then wanted to work in I.T. and here I am!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

I wanted to be a police officer when I was a kid, im a bin man now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A RAF. Pilot ended up a quality engineer not so high flying

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By *ectorRivaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I wanted to be a dad !

Achieved it, and not done a bad job I might add

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Architect

No never got to do it

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I wanted to be a medical doctor or a vet.

I’m not far off that .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long distance trucker.... I'm a nurse

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