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"Box in a box?" I'll have your bumhole, it's like the mane male hole, innit... | |||
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"I don't have one!" Bumhole | |||
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"I don't have one! Bumhole " That's sacred. Going to keep it that way! | |||
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".....in MY box! Say you're in and then if I wink you, send me your vag plz....? Or just say hi and talk shit amongst yourselves and tell me funny stuff...? Oh, and FAB MY BUM plz...? Have a great night all.... Much love Nip x" Not weird at all, what with your profile being hidden and that! | |||
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"Nothing could be fina than a boxful of vagina " Isn't vagina a box? | |||
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"I don't have one! Bumhole That's sacred. Going to keep it that way!" Homophobe! | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box." I could put mine in yours! | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box." You crank the handle and it just pops up | |||
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"https://youtu.be/mHzfhU8t5i8" | |||
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"I don't have one! Bumhole That's sacred. Going to keep it that way! Homophobe! " Lol! | |||
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"Oh to be drowning in fanny..." Someone has to do it. I'll carry that weight.... | |||
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"Nothing could be fina than a boxful of vagina " | |||
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".....in MY box! Say you're in and then if I wink you, send me your vag plz....? Or just say hi and talk shit amongst yourselves and tell me funny stuff...? Oh, and FAB MY BUM plz...? Have a great night all.... Much love Nip x Not weird at all, what with your profile being hidden and that!" Weird is beautiful! Behave and send me your bum, you misery....! | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA " You’re not checking your inbox!! | |||
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"Nothing could be fina than a boxful of vagina Isn't vagina a box?" There's vagina and VAGINA.... | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box.I could put mine in yours! " My box is currently empty like x | |||
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"https://youtu.be/mHzfhU8t5i8" what is this magical link? I bet it's a helicopter video! | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box." Send vag and maybe I'll fix that for you... | |||
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"God loves a trier nippy " Is that a maybe....? | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box.I could put mine in yours! " Ok | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box. Send vag and maybe I'll fix that for you... " I have plenty of pussy pics. | |||
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"shy bairns get nowt, ey nips Px " Darn toothin! | |||
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"shy bairns get nowt, ey nips Px " oh | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box.I could put mine in yours! My box is currently empty like x" And mine is looking for a home. Perfect match. Thoughts? | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA You’re not checking your inbox!! " Oh my! I love you Estella Wanna get married n stuff....? | |||
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"How rude to be asking for foo foo pictures " Please? | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box. Send vag and maybe I'll fix that for you... I have plenty of pussy pics. " Show me the tiger growling....? | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy" Now we both know that's a lie!!! | |||
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"I prefer dick in a box.I could put mine in yours! My box is currently empty like x And mine is looking for a home. Perfect match. Thoughts?" "This vehicle is reversing, beep beep...." | |||
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"God loves a trier nippy Is that a maybe....?" I don’t do vag pics | |||
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"God loves a trier nippy Is that a maybe....? I don’t do vag pics " Bum? | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA You’re not checking your inbox!! Oh my! I love you Estella Wanna get married n stuff....? " I can only commit to a weekend of lusty sex, nothing more. | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA You’re not checking your inbox!! Oh my! I love you Estella Wanna get married n stuff....? I can only commit to a weekend of lusty sex, nothing more. " I'm in for that! | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... " I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c..... | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... " My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind " Somewhere to keep your tea towel? | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c....." I'll take a trump, I'm not fussy, is he naked? | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy Now we both know that's a lie!!! " You weren't hidden. I got knees | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind " Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy Now we both know that's a lie!!! You weren't hidden. I got knees" Why knees you freaky pervert??? | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c..... I'll take a trump, I'm not fussy, is he naked? " Like throwing up in a lift ... sick on so many levels | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... " I followed the rules. | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy Now we both know that's a lie!!! You weren't hidden. I got knees Why knees you freaky pervert???" Don't question it. Just roll with it. You love it | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c..... I'll take a trump, I'm not fussy, is he naked? Like throwing up in a lift ... sick on so many levels" There are some ppl out there who've just jizzed because I typed that! Oh the power!!!!! | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... I followed the rules. " Send flaps! | |||
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"How rude to be asking for foo foo pictures Please? " One look at mine and you would be like this | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c..... I'll take a trump, I'm not fussy, is he naked? Like throwing up in a lift ... sick on so many levels There are some ppl out there who've just jizzed because I typed that! Oh the power!!!!! " And you called me a freaky pervert! | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy Now we both know that's a lie!!! You weren't hidden. I got knees Why knees you freaky pervert??? Don't question it. Just roll with it. You love it " I did! I sent tesco knees in pink trainers you needy pervert! | |||
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"How rude to be asking for foo foo pictures Please? One look at mine and you would be like this " ;-) | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... I could send you a pic of Trump ... he's a complete c..... I'll take a trump, I'm not fussy, is he naked? Like throwing up in a lift ... sick on so many levels There are some ppl out there who've just jizzed because I typed that! Oh the power!!!!! And you called me a freaky pervert! " Don't make me tell the fab folk about last night..... Xx | |||
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"You get nothing while you're hidden nippy Now we both know that's a lie!!! You weren't hidden. I got knees Why knees you freaky pervert??? Don't question it. Just roll with it. You love it I did! I sent tesco knees in pink trainers you needy pervert! " And fine Tesco knees and gorgeous pink trainers they were | |||
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"Jesus Christ " No .. he wants vagina | |||
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"Jesus Christ No .. he wants vagina" Glib | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... I followed the rules. Send flaps! " You wanna see the cat flap too?? Needy! | |||
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"Jesus Christ No .. he wants vagina Glib " One tries Admit it ... you've missed it | |||
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"Jesus Christ No .. he wants vagina Glib One tries Admit it ... you've missed it " I have | |||
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"With a twist... " Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... | |||
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"This makes me think of is Lonely Island's Dick In A Box which is one of the greatest songs ever penned. P.S no vag but I shall send you a rainbow. " Big pussy! | |||
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"Jesus Christ " I've seen yours! | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... I followed the rules. Send flaps! You wanna see the cat flap too?? Needy!" I'm not sure if I'm giving or receiving vaginal education here..... | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! " Yes, sorry about that | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that " Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. " Does Cheeky have a vag? | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? " You know I don’t, I have balls and boobs you said | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? You know I don’t, I have balls and boobs you said " And thanks for agreeing with me! | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? " She has a glittering whirlwind bumhole.... | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? You know I don’t, I have balls and boobs you said And thanks for agreeing with me! " I always agree with you | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? She has a glittering whirlwind bumhole.... " You promised never to mention that again | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? You know I don’t, I have balls and boobs you said And thanks for agreeing with me! I always agree with you " Lol! | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... I followed the rules. Send flaps! You wanna see the cat flap too?? Needy! I'm not sure if I'm giving or receiving vaginal education here..... " Dunno but I'm happy to send my cat. If you're seeing anything else you better be close enough to stick your tongue into it. | |||
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"Jesus Christ I've seen yours! Yes, sorry about that Never be sorry!!!! I'm not.... , well not about that anyway.. Does Cheeky have a vag? She has a glittering whirlwind bumhole.... You promised never to mention that again " You brought it up, you thought it was just shiny poo.... | |||
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"Just to be - C L E A R - a pussy cat picture is - N O T - a vagina! You guyz..... My bad but I sent you my pussy from behind Essentially a cat's bumhole, yes.... I followed the rules. Send flaps! You wanna see the cat flap too?? Needy! I'm not sure if I'm giving or receiving vaginal education here..... Dunno but I'm happy to send my cat. If you're seeing anything else you better be close enough to stick your tongue into it. " I'm not licking your cats anua, but I'll do yours.... | |||
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"God loves a trier nippy Is that a maybe....? I don’t do vag pics Bum? " Maybe | |||
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"God loves a trier nippy Is that a maybe....? I don’t do vag pics Bum? Maybe " Do it! Do it! Do it....! You do have a beautiful peach DC.... | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... " Done! SEND VAG! | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! " She has balls! | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! She has balls!" My mate Xperia (fab legend he was!) says he's seen her naked shaved balls up close! | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! She has balls! My mate Xperia (fab legend he was!) says he's seen her naked shaved balls up close! " OMG...you were Xperia weren’t you | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! She has balls! My mate Xperia (fab legend he was!) says he's seen her naked shaved balls up close! OMG...you were Xperia weren’t you " Shushhhhhhhh..... He did great veri's! | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! She has balls! My mate Xperia (fab legend he was!) says he's seen her naked shaved balls up close! OMG...you were Xperia weren’t you Shushhhhhhhh..... He did great veri's! " He also did better threads than you | |||
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"Fab my bottom.... Done! SEND VAG! She has balls! My mate Xperia (fab legend he was!) says he's seen her naked shaved balls up close! OMG...you were Xperia weren’t you Shushhhhhhhh..... He did great veri's! He also did better threads than you " It's like the covid - Xperia was the initial peak, Nippy is the second wave.... I'll get you all eventually....! Send vag.... | |||
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"Great reply " Which reply fella....? | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA You’re not checking your inbox!! Oh my! I love you Estella Wanna get married n stuff....? I can only commit to a weekend of lusty sex, nothing more. " This one | |||
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"VAGINAAAAAAAA You’re not checking your inbox!! Oh my! I love you Estella Wanna get married n stuff....? I can only commit to a weekend of lusty sex, nothing more. This one " | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right?" Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag...." On* (In would be painful) | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful)" I could draw one.. | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. " I dare ya.. | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. " Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it " Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough......" Oh my | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough......" That... Did things. | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. " Off you pop.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... " Ahem | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem " Something in your throat...? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? " I should be so lucky. | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. " Still waiting.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting...." So am I it seems... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems..." What for my lovely....? x | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x" Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x" On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * | |||
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"Vagina in a box ..... is this the Fab equivalent of 8 out of 10 does Countdown's "Carrot in a Box" ? " I have no idea what that is, I'm off to Google..... I just fancied cheering up with some vag and making ppl smile in return.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... *" Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x" The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... | |||
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"Vagina in a box ..... can you get this on Uber eats ?? " If you can't then you should....! | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... " I adore some sensory play | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play " Get your vag out! | |||
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"Vagina in a box ..... is this the Fab equivalent of 8 out of 10 does Countdown's "Carrot in a Box" ? I have no idea what that is, I'm off to Google..... I just fancied cheering up with some vag and making ppl smile in return.... " Apologies, it was 8 out of 10 Cats, not the Countdown show.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! " Still got knickers on | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on " Same pic without plz.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz...." Oh I need much more persuading | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading " Three flirty emojis says you don't.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't...." Still no pic | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic" BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... " Oh in that case, I want to, have fun | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun " Told you! | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! " Come flirt in my box | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box " Sounds exclusive.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive...." Do I have to piss you on? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? " Do you want to....? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? " Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? " How do you know I don't like it....? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? How do you know I don't like it....? " I'll make you a survey | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? How do you know I don't like it....? I'll make you a survey " Are you gonna piss on 20 other fellas and ask questions....? | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? How do you know I don't like it....? I'll make you a survey Are you gonna piss on 20 other fellas and ask questions....?" Nope, just a survey of your preferences. | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? How do you know I don't like it....? I'll make you a survey Are you gonna piss on 20 other fellas and ask questions....? Nope, just a survey of your preferences. " I like vaginas, photographically speaking, as already stated.... | |||
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"And you still don't want cats right? Not unless you have a tattoo of a cat in your vag.... On* (In would be painful) I could draw one.. I dare ya.. Daring me to do it doesn't mean I have to show you it Just knowing you've done as instructed is enough...... That... Did things. Off you pop.... Ahem Something in your throat...? I should be so lucky. Still waiting.... So am I it seems... What for my lovely....? x Come take my knickers off and pass me a pen x On my way..... * grabs my Sharpie... * Bring a range of colours for accurate detail x The tips might tickle a little and you'll feel a chill as the ink dries... I adore some sensory play Get your vag out! Still got knickers on Same pic without plz.... Oh I need much more persuading Three flirty emojis says you don't.... Still no pic BUT, the fun for me is in knowing that you want to.... Oh in that case, I want to, have fun Told you! Come flirt in my box Sounds exclusive.... Do I have to piss you on? Do you want to....? Try everything once, how do you know you don't like it? How do you know I don't like it....? I'll make you a survey Are you gonna piss on 20 other fellas and ask questions....? Nope, just a survey of your preferences. I like vaginas, photographically speaking, as already stated.... " there will be more on my survey x | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) " Who even calls it a hooha???? | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? " Fucking made up words..... | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? Fucking made up words....." Hahaha I mean... *Insert joke about fucking my made up word* | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... " | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? Fucking made up words..... Hahaha I mean... *Insert joke about fucking my made up word*" Fucking hooha's? What IS a hooha....? | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... " Is it two winks for bumhole....? | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....?" Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? Fucking made up words..... Hahaha I mean... *Insert joke about fucking my made up word* Fucking hooha's? What IS a hooha....?" Come find out | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....? Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! " So I have to take a pic bent over through my legs then, just for you....? | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? Fucking made up words..... Hahaha I mean... *Insert joke about fucking my made up word* Fucking hooha's? What IS a hooha....? Come find out " So, just a reminder of the game rules; I sit here like a lazy bastard, you say you're in, I wink, you send vag, job done, happy nippy! None of this awkward, frustrating flirting nonsense.... | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....? Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! So I have to take a pic bent over through my legs then, just for you....? " Sorry to butt in.... Yes you do. New profile pic I think | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....? Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! So I have to take a pic bent over through my legs then, just for you....? " Yes. I dare You. Shower curtain background... | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....? Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! So I have to take a pic bent over through my legs then, just for you....? Sorry to butt in.... Yes you do. New profile pic I think " Are you calling me chicken....? | |||
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"[VAG PIC Removed by poster at 30/06/20 21:15:56] (Thinky emoji....) (Hooha emoji) Who even calls it a hooha???? Fucking made up words..... Hahaha I mean... *Insert joke about fucking my made up word* Fucking hooha's? What IS a hooha....? Come find out So, just a reminder of the game rules; I sit here like a lazy bastard, you say you're in, I wink, you send vag, job done, happy nippy! None of this awkward, frustrating flirting nonsense.... " Guess I'll stop flirting then *goes to sit back in the corner* | |||
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"With a twist... Fuck me heat!!!!! I didn't even have to wink. Yeah FUCK ME, plz.... Is it two winks for bumhole....? Shh! Don't give all my secrets away! " So I have to take a pic bent over through my legs then, just for you....? YOU LOVE MY CURTAIN!!!! | |||
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