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By *riverone OP Man
over a year ago

Hyde

Chuck Morris caught all the pokemon on pokemon go,........ Using a landline.

Jesus can walk on water, that's nothing, Chuck Morris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't do press ups he pushes the earth down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the hells Chuck Morris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?"

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Superman goes to bed wearing chuck Norris pjyamas

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot. "

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer"

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

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By *riverone OP Man
over a year ago

Hyde

Apologies autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

His son started the supermarket

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?"

And dancers in the west country don't you know

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?"

Yes, they were dancers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When chuck norriss was born, he slapped his mums arse

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Chuck Norris is the only person to slam shut a revolving door

And he built the hospital.... That he was born in

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

Yes, they were dancers

Tsk ... copy cat

Were they human?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Death once had a near-chuck experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When chuck norris gave a horse an uppercut, he invented giraffes..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When chuck norriss left home at ten years old, he turned to his father and said, you have to take care of this family now

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Chick Norris got coronavirus. The virus is now self isolating....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Chick Norris got coronavirus. The virus is now self isolating...."

Chuck's wife?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Chick Norris got coronavirus. The virus is now self isolating....

Chuck's wife?"

Nah, his chick

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chuck Norris doesn’t perform pushups, rather he’s actually pushing the Earth down.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I thought this was going to be about the gossip that he spread from the Kabin after all those years working with Rita and Mavis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about the gossip that he spread from the Kabin after all those years working with Rita and Mavis "

Has he been talking about me again?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

Yes, they were dancers

Tsk ... copy cat

Were they human?"

I type slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

May be William Wallace aka Robert the Bruce of braveheart

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

Yes, they were dancers

Tsk ... copy cat

Were they human?

I type slow

9 letters and an emoti in 30 mins ... that is slow

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

Yes, they were dancers

Tsk ... copy cat

Were they human?

I type slow

9 letters and an emoti in 30 mins ... that is slow

Lol I wander off a lot too admittedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny..

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Chuck Norris went to McDonald's and ordered a Whopper. He got one.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Chuck Norris once pissed in the gas tank of a truck. That truck is now Optimus Prime

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

A relation of Johnny Morris. He was an action hero who talked with animals a lot.

Grandson of William Morris the textile designer

Was this the same William Morris who started Morris cars?

So the original Morris had Morris sons?

Yes, they were dancers

Tsk ... copy cat

Were they human?

I type slow

9 letters and an emoti in 30 mins ... that is slow

Lol I wander off a lot too admittedly.

I am coming to realise this

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer .... too bad he has never cried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/zj2Zf9tlg2Y

Chuck Norris vs Abraham Lincoln rap battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hells Chuck Morris?

he's related to Zack Morris

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