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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See a great body and think “wow that’s ace!! I could do all Kinds of great things with that!” And then you see the face and think “Or maybe not”. I am not thinking of anyone specific, so please don’t mention any names here."

Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in "

Ha ha the chickens looked good in Aldi this week

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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’. "

Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!

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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in "

One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your referring to the butter face nice body butter face

How ever one should not judge least he be judged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of a statement of the obvious! Like did ever see part of something nice and then find out you don't like the bit you didn't know about....? I saw a nice Christmas cake once but then it had marzipan sneakily hidden under the icing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in

One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that."

One should refrain from referring to a woman's body as 'that'

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No I don't think like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.

Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!"

I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.

Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!

I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first."

So you've never passed a lady in the street and thought omg she is stunning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never looked at a great body and thought ‘Wow, that’s ace!’ mainly cause this is the only time I’ve used the word ‘ace’.

Well you ought to use the Ace more! Ace is an ace word!

I’m 46, I’m not going to start saying it now. But in answer to your question, no that’s not how it works for me, I like intelligence, humour, empathy and compassion first.

So you've never passed a lady in the street and thought omg she is stunning ?

In that scenario you can usually see the face first, so it’s not really the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So in answer to the op post

No mate makes you look as deep as a puddle

As for use of the word ‘ace’ epic fail

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't refer to people as "that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many lovely compliments for my body but then shown my face and I'm either blocked or conversation just ends. I can't be everyone's cup of tea unfortunately. Most important thing here is honesty for me x

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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I think your referring to the butter face nice body butter face

How ever one should not judge least he be judged "

Indeed I have a face like a slapped arse but my body is no better lol. This is just a fun thing, nothing more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had many lovely compliments for my body but then shown my face and I'm either blocked or conversation just ends. I can't be everyone's cup of tea unfortunately. Most important thing here is honesty for me x"
I think you got a sexy face pink I'd be only to happy to give you a big sloppy kiss and see your sex face

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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Sounds like you're only looking for a receptacle to stick your penis in

One might draw the very opposite conclusion to that.

One should refrain from referring to a woman's body as 'that'"

Woman’s body?

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By *hat Bloke OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"So in answer to the op post

No mate makes you look as deep as a puddle

As for use of the word ‘ace’ epic fail

...and “Epic fail” gives you the depth of the Mariana Trench. However we choose to use our words in order to convey messages is not something I would get overly hung up about. Ace, great, fab, wonderful, marvellous. Take your pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say....."nice body, pitty about the boat race"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you mean Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch? Or BOBFOC for short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bloody time!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Do you look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be honest your typical man has always been able to separate the "boatrace" from body, and to grade each pretty much scientifically.

Men can be pretty technical about this stuff. Whoever says no, his pants are on fire.

As a young man, part of the "Gash Man Crew" (back in the day), we had our own scoring system - we called them the G-scales. They were always mostly influenced by the body, but a pretty face did provide hefty compensation or deduction of points.

We tried adding personality scales (P-scale) but to be honest it didn't work out. None of the lads were interested in what she had to say!

There are a couple of rules for the g-scale.

First it is very important at the start of the night to *Calibrate*. This is best done with copious amounts of beer, as you randomly pick birds and give them their scores.

Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.

Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.

Never.

Hope that Helps.

G-man K

;-)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

So you mean Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch? Or BOBFOC for short

That's brilliant

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over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m the other way round, cute face but the body of a 80 year old granny unfortunately

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Every time I look in the mirror.

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

"Let's be honest your typical man has always been able to separate the "boatrace" from body, and to grade each pretty much scientifically.

Men can be pretty technical about this stuff. Whoever says no, his pants are on fire.

We tried adding personality scales (P-scale) but to be honest it didn't work out. None of the lads were interested in what she had to say!

There are a couple of rules for the g-scale.

First it is very important at the start of the night to *Calibrate*. This is best done with copious amounts of beer, as you randomly pick birds and give them their scores.

Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.

Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.

Never.

Hope that Helps.

G-man K

;-)"

Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists

Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretty face is more important to me (hypocritical I know seeing as I've got a face like a baboons arse) a nice body is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.

Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.

Never.

Hope that Helps.

G-man K

;-)

Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists

Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway

Haha! Actually we love to tease you ladies with existence of the G-Scale.

We will even tell you that our scale is inverted where G1 is the best, and G10 is the worst, and that you never ever see a G1 in natural open safari (the pub/club), and we might tell you of the unfortunate tale of the G10.8. We might tell you what certain other well known actress or model's scores are but only when d*unk.

If I had a pound for every time my exes or even prospective girlfriends tried to get me d*unk or otherwise take advantage of me in order to get her G-score ... I'd be a millionaire ... !

Such a good tease ...

As a well trained G-Man, I have of course already calculated your score Mabon - and it is ...

... sorry did the line go dead

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Which leads to the second golden rule, probably the most important.

Never Ever Tell a Woman ( especially your better half ) - what her G-score is.

Never.

Hope that Helps.

G-man K

;-)

Rule 2...don’t discuss - anywhere near any women - that such a system even exists

Guess my p-score just plummeted...but then you wouldn’t care anyway

Haha! Actually we love to tease you ladies with existence of the G-Scale.

If I had a pound for every time my exes or even prospective girlfriends tried to get me d*unk or otherwise take advantage of me in order to get her G-score ... I'd be a millionaire ... !

Such a good tease ...

As a well trained G-Man, I have of course already calculated your score Mabon - and it is ...

... sorry did the line go dead

PM for more details

Good try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is not always about having the most beautiful face or body for that matter, as far as I am concerned. Some people I have met over the years have been very pretty with great bodies, but they do nothing for me, sex appeal wise. On the other hand the opposite can sometimes be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I look in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your referring to the butter face nice body butter face

How ever one should not judge least he be judged "

Johnny cash, when the man comes around

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Every time i look in the mirror. Lol

My body is so ace, it has to be this big to fit all the 'aceness' in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time i look in the mirror. Lol

My body is so ace, it has to be this big to fit all the 'aceness' in.

Looool just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the 2 bagger rule still apply ?

Asking for a friend lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Every time i look in the mirror. Lol

My body is so ace, it has to be this big to fit all the 'aceness' in.

Looool just no

(Blows raspberry)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Does the 2 bagger rule still apply ?

Asking for a friend lol "

Im sure you're not that bad.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No but I do look as some forum posts and think "Or maybe not", Ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the 2 bagger rule still apply ?

Asking for a friend lol

Im sure you're not that bad.

Haha make that 3 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just double paper bag. That way if one falls off, you still don’t have to look at her fizz-hog!

Or her yours!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Does the 2 bagger rule still apply ?

Asking for a friend lol

Im sure you're not that bad.

Haha make that 3 then

Now you're just being kinky.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No but I do look as some forum posts and think "Or maybe not", Ace

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Her sexy body will attract me, her personality will keep me. Her face...? If i like her, love her, it doesnt matter in the slightest.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X"

You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face

And you are bloody lovely x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X"

Agreed

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By *iggle 321Man
over a year ago

"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X

You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face

And you are bloody lovely x"

Did I miss a meeting

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Yes naked attention always does that to me

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I usually say....."nice body, pitty about the boat race""
or nice legs shame about the face

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is why I keep my face hidden...reel them in first

Oi. Ive seen your face and you're a very attractive lady. X

You know what they say Chunky..nice arse shame about the face

And you are bloody lovely x"

I know, I'm adorable.

Whilst we're talking about arses and faces....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Good try

;-) .... your p-score has just gone up!

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