FabSwingers.com forum: It's baaaack....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well folks this weekend marks a very special occasion.

No longer will men have to wander aimlessly around B & Q, no more being dragged along to home furnishing stores to check out new curtain designs, no more staring wishfully at the BBQ as it hammers down with rain, no more shuffling around adventure parks to keep the kids entertained.

Rejoice my brothers, let your hearts soar, for this weekend sees the return of that most glorious male pursuit , thats right lads ...........

THE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

At last, the return of beer, banter, and bad reffing decisions.

So no matter which country you are supporting, get yer shirts on, get down to your local place of worship and lets have it large.

Happy Friday Folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halleuyah Brother

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

erm yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Whoop de fecking doooo

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Thank God for Sky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoop de fecking doooo"

You won't be so unhappy when ya getting porked senseless by a happy hubby cos England won.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Amen!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Whoop de fecking doooo

You won't be so unhappy when ya getting porked senseless by a happy hubby cos England won.

Ooooh saw a pig fly by just then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great times ahead

Man U is my prediction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I predict 30-love to England with Brian Dowling coming acrosss the line first!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Praise to the God of football! (no not Sepp Blatter)

This is the worst England squad we have took to a tournament while I have been alive, shit, dull and uninspiring. So much so that we could actually bore everyone to death and win it! A bit like how Greece did.

Either way I will enjoy the tournament more because I don't have any expectations at all for England.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Low expectations,are englands friend.

this could be thier best tournament,since bobby robson took his team to the world cup semi finals,and maybe more.

hope not expect,it concentrates the mind,and hones the fighting spirit,when all seems lost.

Bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but who to support?

I am french by heart but english by ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I refuse to be drawn into the 'England are underdogs, again' debate. We've as much chance of anyone else of winning it and the absolute minimum we have to do to guarantee victory is score 6 goals over 6 games and not concede any and the cup is ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Low expectations,are englands friend.

this could be thier best tournament,since bobby robson took his team to the world cup semi finals,and maybe more.

hope not expect,it concentrates the mind,and hones the fighting spirit,when all seems lost.

Bring it on."

There speaks a true Scotsman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here we go!!!

Game 1/31:

Poland v Greece

Poland are ranked lowest in the tournament but they are the home team. Everything Grrece touches at the moment turns to shit, so I predict Poland to win 2-1.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh god.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh god......."

Yes? Whaddyawant now?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oh god.......

Yes? Whaddyawant now?"

Badminton coverage on TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh round shapped balls, prefer odd shaped balls myself (rugby men).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the worst England squad we have took to a tournament while I have been alive, shit, dull and uninspiring. "

Surely that goes for every single English team for the last 15 years

Either way I will enjoy the tournament more because I don't have any expectations at all for England."

and you do normally

We have some of the best players around I admit, but put them together and they simply fall to pieces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Praise to the God of football! (no not Sepp Blatter)

Either way I will enjoy the tournament more because I don't have any expectations at all for England."

You really must learn to get your feelings out and not hold back like this.....

Lol!!

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

forza italia;if not engerland

loving it realy love it if we beat them;

whoever they are

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im looking forward to it. Just parked my bum in front of the tv, nibbles at the ready

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"Ohhhh round shapped balls, prefer odd shaped balls myself (rugby men).

You should be happy then as aus v Wales and eng v south Africa tomorrow.

Sky sp2 from 10.30 for Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking forward to it. Just parked my bum in front of the tv, nibbles at the ready

Hope you wont get an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here we go!!!

Game 1/31:

Poland v Greece

Poland are ranked lowest in the tournament but they are the home team. Everything Grrece touches at the moment turns to shit, so I predict Poland to win 2-1.

Everyone in Europe is supporting Greece ...or at least thats what the news keeps telling us... how the feck did they get there...with the state of their economy they must have all gone by push bike lol

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

It's that magical time when DIY stores are free of men who look like they're more comfortable holding a beer can than a hammer, and when the word "England" changes from 2 syllables to 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4, surely 3 syllabels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4, surely 3 syllabels. "

3 silly bulls? That's daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

though to show solidarity even though I hate it, I have bought a ticket in works sweepstakes

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Low expectations,are englands friend.

this could be thier best tournament,since bobby robson took his team to the world cup semi finals,and maybe more.

hope not expect,it concentrates the mind,and hones the fighting spirit,when all seems lost.

Bring it on.

There speaks a true Scotsman.

I always say it as i see it laine,sometime's it's good,sometime's it's bad,but it's always honest.

Sometime's i'm right,and sometime's i'm right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate football and all sport really but the sheer love and excitement that comes pouring out from the OPs post has made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate football and all sport really but the sheer love and excitement that comes pouring out from the OPs post has made me smile

I'd watch six hens kicking a pea around and still cheer for the cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, maybe 1-1 then, but at least Arsenal's Polish keeper got himself sent off, so that's a bonus!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

THE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

.....Not in my world it aint!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

SHOCKAROONEY!!!the opening games a draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good comeback for the greeks they slipped one in the back door there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot there was a Euro 2012 thread already started. I'll post on there from now.

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