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By *aldyreynolds OP Man
over a year ago

Oldbury

Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.

Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.

She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.

Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she a granny?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think the “hasty exit” part of your narrative may be a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She did a runner!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Doubt it.

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By *aldyreynolds OP Man
over a year ago

Oldbury

"Is she a granny?"

I have no idea, but she doesnt feature in the dvd.

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Merseyside / North West

Probably telling all your other neighbours that they live next to a pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.

Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.

She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.

Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd."

I was surprised you still own a dvd player

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.

Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.

She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.

Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.

I was surprised you still own a dvd player"

I was surprised the OP thought we would believe his story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she a granny?

I have no idea, but she doesnt feature in the dvd."

You have no idea but you happily let her come in and collect her parcel.. what sort of a neighbour are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.

Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.

She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.

Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.

I was surprised you still own a dvd player

I was surprised the OP thought we would believe his story

He might have posted in the wrong forum.. it happens

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai "

All the Mmmmm

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Next door but one came round this morning to collect a parcel that i had signed for on her behalf.

Unfortunately i had put it next to my television where my copy of "group sex grannies" was on display.

She glanced at it, blushed and made a hasty exit with her parcel.

Wondering now if she wants to borrow a dvd.

I was surprised you still own a dvd player"

Really? We've got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai "

Great DVD. Well acted

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Harold, they're sex people!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep the parcels I take in for the neighbours next to the door to avoid them seeing my copy of Midget Mancunian Muff Munchers in Mumbai "

Is that 1 or 2?

Or the directors cut?

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