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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Let’s get to know each other people.

Now listen carefully as I will say this only once.

Join the thread and message somebody in the thread with something about yourself, a silly fact or something deeper even.

But here’s the twist, be prepared for the person receiving the knowledge to tell everybody else in the thread, without names of course.

Then the guessing games begin as to who is who. Of course we also get to know people that little bit better too.

I am not expecting much from this but who knows?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well this could be fun....

But I'm not going first

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We're in.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So someone.....

Once ate a whole packet of dog treats thinking they were chocolate buttons!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'm in

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So someone.....

Once ate a whole packet of dog treats thinking they were chocolate buttons!"

They must be barking mad.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And someone elae has confessed...

I’ve streaked through a bar abroad and was chased down the street by a policeman.

Anyone care to make guesses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh this is new

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So someone.....

Once ate a whole packet of dog treats thinking they were chocolate buttons!

They must be barking mad. "

Had a wonderful shiny coat and full of vitality too

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

A flexible someone in here has said...

they can still get their legs behind their head - gymnast style

- Impressive to say the least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and have sent

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm getting to know many people this morning....

Someone else confided in me that...

I got down to the very last audition for one of Britain's favourite soaps when I was a teenager....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I’m in, now who the lucky so and so

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

Another one incoming!

Somebody has confessed they've got a zip tattooed on one of their scars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well, a naughty little someone in here

once gave a lady advice about her sun burned boobs but secretly wanted to rub the oil in themselves!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm getting to know many people this morning....

Someone else confided in me that...

I got down to the very last audition for one of Britain's favourite soaps when I was a teenager...."

Crikey. Must be good looking. Male or female.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

We're both in, silliness to follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This gentleman once stook his tongue out at a lollipop lady!

I'm Shocked!

Jo.Xx

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Someone.... Used a bath as a bathroom

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There’s some silly buggers out there.

This person was late and running so fast that there little legs couldn’t keep up, when they stopped there legs carried on and they went head over heels.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm getting to know many people this morning....

Someone else confided in me that...

I got down to the very last audition for one of Britain's favourite soaps when I was a teenager....

Crikey. Must be good looking. Male or female. "

Male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahaha this one has me howling

a silly sausage in here once mistook a kettle descaling tablet for a trebor mint...wasnt very nice and spat it out pretty quickly but they had sparkly teeth after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain sexy so and so needs to be more careful making banana bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha this one is hilarious!!!

a gorgeous someone in here said that

When their hair was wet once, they couldn't find a scrunchy so tied it up with a thong, forgot it was there until they went out, and their partner pointed it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this one escalated quickly!

Someone in here has confessed they once had to shoot a rattlesnake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha this beautiful woman managed to fall down an entire flight of stairs and not spill any of her coffee.

Jo.Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"hahahaha this one is hilarious!!!

a gorgeous someone in here said that

When their hair was wet once, they couldn't find a scrunchy so tied it up with a thong, forgot it was there until they went out, and their partner pointed it out

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am boring. Nothing interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I know

I can teach you how to make a buck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some naughty little lovebirds in here aren't there!!

one such birdie said she once sucked her partner off as he was driving around a fly over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I know

I can teach you how to make a buck!

Is that all you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some naughty little lovebirds in here aren't there!!

one such birdie said she once sucked her partner off as he was driving around a fly over!!

Did he end up 'flying over' the bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I know

I can teach you how to make a buck!

Is that all you know?

And I am bloody good at it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I know

I can teach you how to make a buck!

Is that all you know?

And I am bloody good at it too!"

So he says.. hahaha

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh this naughty so and so went to there partners work, lured them out and gave them a blow job round the corner.

That’s what I call a knee trembler.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm. A little concerned here that actually some of these are mine and some of them could be mine but I didn't share them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Sounds fun

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

Messenger again, this time somebody has revealed...

they still suck their thumb to fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one if fucking mint!!

a sexy little minx once flashed her boobs accidentally to Ant and Dec in Chinatown Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm. A little concerned here that actually some of these are mine and some of them could be mine but I didn't share them....

OMG same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in... I think

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

A confident somebody in here...

once got waxed naked on stage in front of about 500 people!

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

I’ll have a go

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Send me your confessions folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has just shared a very embarrassing moment with me..

I once went to a professional tennis match in short shorts and no underwear.

The man next to me shoved me and when I looked down, my testicles were hanging out of my shorts.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think our messengers are on teabreak.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think our messengers are on teabreak.

Seems like it...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've just been told by a lovely pair...

I once bought Huey Lewis a Guinness in Belfast.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

We’ve got one of the cast of the full monty amongst us as he says

Once during a stag do we all wound up just dancing about and clothing began to leave me and my friends. I wound up on a table surrounded by about 30 woman all 30+ and decided to give them a strip tease. Wound up fully naked covered by one of the women’s hats I grabbed when my boxers came down.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In "

Out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh dear a think somebody has had a Veruca Salt moment.

I screamed I hate you at a dinner lady in primary school because she sent me to the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Out "

Shake it all about?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In

Out

Shake it all about? "

Until all the drips are gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Out

Shake it all about?

Until all the drips are gone. "
Who was it about about though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo this one made me wince ....

I have a very high tolerance to local anaesthetic.

When I was circumcised and it was in my mid 40s the anaesthetic wore off during the procedure and they couldn’t give me any more.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Oooo this one made me wince ....

I have a very high tolerance to local anaesthetic.

When I was circumcised and it was in my mid 40s the anaesthetic wore off during the procedure and they couldn’t give me any more."

Then he'll have an idea of what babies go through when it's done to them ritually.

Sorry, I'll get off my soap box.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

In Ibiza last year in a restaurant I ate what I thought were little coloured liquorice from a bowl on the table ........ turns out they were chalks for kids to draw with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and sent

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A certain sexy someone was lucky enough to see Depeche Mode play live at their school and got to meet them.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This is brilliant. This minx fell asleep whilst getting it doggy as he was just going on and on. Didn’t have the inclination to stop him and was to embarrassed for him to tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This gentleman once stook his tongue out at a lollipop lady!

I'm Shocked!

Jo.Xx "

Fiddles!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"This gentleman once stook his tongue out at a lollipop lady!

I'm Shocked!

Jo.Xx

Fiddles! "

Outed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This gentleman once stook his tongue out at a lollipop lady!

I'm Shocked!

Jo.Xx

Fiddles!

Outed

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and messaged

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't believe no one has guessed any of mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is brilliant. This minx fell asleep whilst getting it doggy as he was just going on and on. Didn’t have the inclination to stop him and was to embarrassed for him to tell him. "

Hippy

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"A certain sexy someone was lucky enough to see Depeche Mode play live at their school and got to meet them. "

Cheeky?

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