FabSwingers.com forum: Have I offended you!

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

If not don't worry I'll get round to it sooner or later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Try me

It would be my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try me

It would be my pleasure

Go ahead. I'm ready

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Why what have you done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no luck

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Haha nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha nope

Have I?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh you cheeky monkey.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

Don’t believe you

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

Don’t believe you

Oh I'm offended

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh you cheeky monkey. "

Yep

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I often offend men with average penises. such is life

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Haha nope

That's good then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

You..nah..well not today

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

Don’t believe you

Oh I'm offended

Why ? You are always up to something in the mornings, so truthful statement yes ?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Still no luck

Luck bypasses me!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Oooh I'll take some

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

Don’t believe you

Oh I'm offended

Why ? You are always up to something in the mornings, so truthful statement yes ?

I've been good so far.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not yet but I'm up for it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you really want to offend me?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I often offend men with average penises. such is life

It’s ok, non taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah you always flatter me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why what have you done

Me, honestly nothing

Don’t believe you

Oh I'm offended

Why ? You are always up to something in the mornings, so truthful statement yes ?

I've been good so far."

So far.... it will come

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?"

You do, all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel left out!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Are you sure you really want to offend me?

I'm not daft

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I feel left out!

There you're in now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not yet but I'm up for it

Aww PP.... No offence for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?

You do, all the time

Do I?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?

You do, all the time

Do I?

I forgot the

and

Hope I haven't offended you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?

You do, all the time

Do I?

I forgot the

and

Hope I haven't offended you

Life is too short to get offended. Be the offender!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You..nah..well not today

Take it back..I'm offended..where's my reply

Can I offend you?

You do, all the time

Do I?

I forgot the

and

Hope I haven't offended you

Life is too short to get offended. Be the offender!

Like it x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im not sure I've offended anyone, but I've lost a few people off my friends list recently for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx"

So what you trying to say

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah never

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Not yet but I'm up for it

Aww PP.... No offence for me?

You live too far away and I'm too old for you, so it should be I who's offended but I'm not

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nah never

Thats cos you'd snog me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you"

If you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you"

I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

If you insist!"

No need for that !

Flounces out ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

So what you trying to say

I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun

Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?

Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?

Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww. "

Can be arranged!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

No not at all op.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

So what you trying to say

I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun

Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx"

All I saw there was bum fun

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

If you insist!

No need for that !

Flounces out ............

Oi! It's me that does the flouncing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I'm still waiting..

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No not at all op.

How do _eeside

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?

Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

So what you trying to say

I’m not sure! Haha. I was so busy being offended about you offending, I lost my train of thought and got distracted by the thought of bum fun

Now I’m offended that I can’t remember why I’m offended!! xx

All I saw there was bum fun

And now I’m distracted again!!

haha xx

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OP, I'm still waiting..

Job done I've left you waiting

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I’m sure I’ve offended several ladies here

I mean hello and hi are extremely rude opening lines

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx"

*chuckling...offensively if course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I'm still waiting..

Job done I've left you waiting

That doesn't offend me in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must try harder!!

Harder!

Harder!!

Ouch too hard, dont leave a mark!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a bit busy today so can we please just go for the instant offence ? None of those protracted drip feeds. Thank you

I would love to offend you one day. How do you like it?

Wide wet n slooooooooowwwwwwww.

I'm offended I've been left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

*chuckling...offensively if course

Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Must try harder!!

Harder!

Harder!!

Ouch too hard, dont leave a mark!!

What can I say except more lube

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Is it wrong I'm getting a hard on now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

*chuckling...offensively if course

Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful

xx"

You are just so gorgeously, lovely....you bring warmth wherever I see you

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Ermmmmmmmm let me think ..........

Nah never

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is it wrong I'm getting a hard on now

Down boy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not yet but I'm up for it

Aww PP.... No offence for me?

You live too far away and I'm too old for you, so it should be I who's offended but I'm not

Dangnabbit.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Now I'm going to offend everyone, if you expect me to be nasty I can't it's not in my nature.

So shove that up ya bum and enjoy

I’m offended! You offend us, then expect us to shove it up our bums!!

I’ve never had anything offensive shoved up my bum, and I would never enjoy it! I I’m a lady! I expect only non-offensive things be shoved into my orifices!

Viv xx

*chuckling...offensively if course

Strangely I’m not offended. As you can do anything offensively where I’m concerned beautiful

You are just so gorgeously, lovely....you bring warmth wherever I see you

xx"

You 2 need a room

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ermmmmmmmm let me think ..........

Nah never

I'll keep pushing

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Is it wrong I'm getting a hard on now

Down boy

Wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If not don't worry I'll get round to it sooner or later

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure you really want to offend me?

I'm not daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't offend me Mr

Mwah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you cheeky sausage PP

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ha ha you cheeky sausage PP

I'm just making some sausage rolls.

Fuck Gregg's

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Ermmmmmmmm let me think ..........

Nah never

I'll keep pushing

Although that microwave pic came close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When’s my turn

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ermmmmmmmm let me think ..........

Nah never

I'll keep pushing

Although that microwave pic came close

Took you ages to notice and you had to be told

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When’s my turn

Everyday

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah pp, you couldn't. You're like a grumpy kitten at times but you're not offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If not don't worry I'll get round to it sooner or later

I hadn’t noticed you till now, so nope.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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"Nah pp, you couldn't. You're like a grumpy kitten at times but you're not offensive.

Kittens have claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a lot more than that....

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Takes a lot more than that....

Just don't eye roll

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You could never offend anyone old man. Your little angel

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No not at all op.

How do _eeside

Doing well thanks.

Hope you are well to.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No not at all op.

How do _eeside

Doing well thanks.

Hope you are well to.

I am old lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I offended you though

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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"Have I offended you though

No you haven't

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No not at all op.

How do _eeside

Doing well thanks.

Hope you are well to.

I am old lad

Who you calling old ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be the story of my life lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em"

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?"

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!"

Oh Lois, I think I am a little bit in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!"

Let’s bash em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?"

Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

Let’s bash em"

You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

Let’s bash em

You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance

Can't we just set them on fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

Let’s bash em

You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance

Can't we just set them on fire?

Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

Let’s bash em

You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance

Can't we just set them on fire?

Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy

Oh Lois...You make me happy

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over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

I have no idea but if they are making Miss D sad I say feck 'em!

Let’s bash em

You take them out by the ankles and I will body drop on them. They won't stand a chance

Can't we just set them on fire?

Whatever you want and whatever makes you happy

Oh Lois...You make me happy

I am here to spread happiness and love

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over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!

I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott

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over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!

I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott

Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!

I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott

Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded

I still think if I land on them they will know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems to be the story of my life lately

Feck 'em

Would love to. Wait... who’s them?

Oh El, you know! Them...THEM?? *points erratically* over there!!

I do indeed. Bash their kneecaps? I think the setting in fire is a tad ott

Thank goodness I have you to keep me grounded

I still think if I land on them they will know it

That was funny! Giggles aside, pointing or staring is rude ladies. Kneecaps and igniting bodies is even more eye popping. Ouch! However docking on someone can be pleasurable depending on how one likes it.

Just saying...

Yeah I said it! And I will say it again...

Just saying...

Ps. I have a full glass of water with me and not afraid to pour it on myself incase anyone thinking of lighting a match... eek!

Generally speaking no offence given, none taken.

Not had breakfast yet though! So if anyone in the mood to share let me know otherwise I will have to crack my own organic eggs

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nothing can offend me unless it's something offensive against close family members.

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