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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

After a discussion with a fellow forumererer, I searched for the last post with the same name I was involved with but it closed as it got too big.

So I’ll start ...

1. I used to weigh 26 stone

2. My party trick is moon walking

3. I was once on songs of praise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a minute just seen i gotta guess 2 lies... Ok... You can't moon walk

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1 is the lie"

I’ll see if there are anymore guesses before I give the answer

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"Wait a minute just seen i gotta guess 2 lies... Ok... You can't moon walk "

Oh god no I have well and truly messed this up haven’t I haha. I mean 2 truths 1 lie hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/06/20 01:02:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Whoopsieee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Not again.. Am I going to be in trouble?

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

Not in the slightest but only 1 is a lie. Told you I was intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t believe you can moonwalk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t believe you can moonwalk! "

Jamie knows too much about me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t believe you can moonwalk!

Jamie knows too much about me!"

I know nothing about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a discussion with a fellow forumererer, I searched for the last post with the same name I was involved with but it closed as it got too big.

So I’ll start ...

1. I used to weigh 26 stone

2. My party trick is moon walking

3. I was once on songs of praise "

I think 1 is a lie!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"I don’t believe you can moonwalk!

Jamie knows too much about me!"

What is your guess

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

Jinx

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

*drum roll*

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

26 stone as easy to so SOP x

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"26 stone as easy to so SOP x"

Pardon?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"26 stone as easy to so SOP x

Pardon?"

My guess is 26.... no worries xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

The lie is number 2. But I always give the moonwalk a go after a few too many drinks lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch."

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!

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over a year ago


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch."

You don’t eat carbs after 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t believe you can moonwalk!

Jamie knows too much about me!

What is your guess "

1. Is a lie?

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"I don’t believe you can moonwalk!

Jamie knows too much about me!

What is your guess

1. Is a lie?"

No number 2. I already posted

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!"

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lie is number 2. But I always give the moonwalk a go after a few too many drinks lol"

It's not hard to do a moon walk!

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over a year ago


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

You don’t eat carbs after 3 "

Lol. 2 is a lie. I applied with LSE. They turned me down. Ended up in Middlesex University, Hendon Campus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie, your turn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!

Good answer "

I do. No carbs or sugar after lunch!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!

Good answer

I do. No carbs or sugar after lunch!"

That sounds like hell. Potatoes are life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!

Good answer

I do. No carbs or sugar after lunch!

That sounds like hell. Potatoes are life "

And bread. Yum! But discipline is a must!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1. I once took a tube from St. John's wood with Freddy Flintoff!

2. I did my EMBA at LSE.

3. I don't eat curbs after lunch.

3. No one has that much self control over carbs!

Good answer

I do. No carbs or sugar after lunch!

That sounds like hell. Potatoes are life

And bread. Yum! But discipline is a must!"

With proper butter .... yum.

Jamie your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me wake Jamie up!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

The whole post was dead before I posted it with wrong title. God loves a trier I suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole post was dead before I posted it with wrong title. God loves a trier I suppose lol"

Okay. Let's hear another one from you while we wait for Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole post was dead before I posted it with wrong title. God loves a trier I suppose lol"

It's supposed to be 2 truth and 1 lie right? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers

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over a year ago


"1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers "

1. Is a lie..lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers

1. Is a lie..lol "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers "

How was your lunch date with Clem Curtis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers

How was your lunch date with Clem Curtis?"

He sang build me up buttercup to me and it was the coolest. It was a work thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I also don’t eat carbs after lunch

2. Clem Curtis (The guys that sings build me up buttercup) once took me to lunch

3. I once kissed a guy at a festival because he told me he was the drummer for the killers

1. Is a lie..lol

Agreed"

Penny. Your turn!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day "

Finding one person daft enough to not eat carbs is one thing, but finding two in the same day ..... nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 is the lie got to be carbs after lunch

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over a year ago


"That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day

Finding one person daft enough to not eat carbs is one thing, but finding two in the same day ..... nope. "

Agreed. And if I’m honest, I don’t wanna meet those weirdos. Give me the bread

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

1. I masturbate once a week on a Sunday morning

2. A man has never given me an orgasm

3. I can deepthroat 8 inches

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1 is the lie got to be carbs after lunch "

Any time is carb time

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over a year ago


"1. I masturbate once a week on a Sunday morning

2. A man has never given me an orgasm

3. I can deepthroat 8 inches"

1 has got to be a lie. That can’t be on a timetable surely?!

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over a year ago


"That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day

Finding one person daft enough to not eat carbs is one thing, but finding two in the same day ..... nope.

Agreed. And if I’m honest, I don’t wanna meet those weirdos. Give me the bread"

Are we not meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 is the lie got to be carbs after lunch

Any time is carb time "

True true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. I masturbate once a week on a Sunday morning

2. A man has never given me an orgasm

3. I can deepthroat 8 inches"

2 is a lie!

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over a year ago


"1. I masturbate once a week on a Sunday morning

2. A man has never given me an orgasm

3. I can deepthroat 8 inches

1 has got to be a lie. That can’t be on a timetable surely?! "

I do. I am disciplined!

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over a year ago


"1. I masturbate once a week on a Sunday morning

2. A man has never given me an orgasm

3. I can deepthroat 8 inches

1 has got to be a lie. That can’t be on a timetable surely?! "

Unless she’s catholic

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over a year ago


"That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day

Finding one person daft enough to not eat carbs is one thing, but finding two in the same day ..... nope.

Agreed. And if I’m honest, I don’t wanna meet those weirdos. Give me the bread

Are we not meeting? "

If there’s carbs and coffee involved I’m there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 deepthroat Debbie is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is correct. 1 is a lie. I’m not shy around carbs anytime of day

Finding one person daft enough to not eat carbs is one thing, but finding two in the same day ..... nope.

Agreed. And if I’m honest, I don’t wanna meet those weirdos. Give me the bread

Are we not meeting?

If there’s carbs and coffee involved I’m there "

It has to be lunch then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

3 is the lie. It’s about 7 inches haha. The masturbate thing, I only ever seem to get horny with myself on a Sunday. Strange but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack "

I won't.. lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack "

No sane person could resist that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack

No sane person could resist that"

In dripping I’m a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack "

I reckon he would cave for bread.

I feel an experiment coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 is the lie. It’s about 7 inches haha. The masturbate thing, I only ever seem to get horny with myself on a Sunday. Strange but true. "

It's Saturday evening after I have trained my legs. So, I hear you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or tempura prawn and sticky sauce goodnight no carbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put triple cooked thick cut chips under his nose at 3pm watch him crack

I reckon he would cave for bread.

I feel an experiment coming on "

I used to do the food posts on here before -vyper

We shall cave him lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

Triple cooked chip buttie with proper butter. This is going too far now, I always want what I can’t have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I developed a shellfish allergy a few years ago but all I want now is tempura prawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple cooked chip buttie with proper butter. This is going too far now, I always want what I can’t have "

They have a butter in France with salt crystals in

Nourmoutier it’s called

Game changer

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over a year ago


"I developed a shellfish allergy a few years ago but all I want now is tempura prawns "

I do it with monkfish closest thing to shellfish just for you xx

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over a year ago


"I developed a shellfish allergy a few years ago but all I want now is tempura prawns

I do it with monkfish closest thing to shellfish just for you xx"

Monkfish is my favourite!

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over a year ago


"I developed a shellfish allergy a few years ago but all I want now is tempura prawns "

I do it with monkfish closest thing to shellfish just for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or tempura prawn and sticky sauce goodnight no carbs "

I am having baramundi with salads and broccoli for dinner. It's a beautiful fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

Torn between going to sleep or putting effort into getting out of bed and making a crumpet because I forgot to have my tea

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over a year ago


"I developed a shellfish allergy a few years ago but all I want now is tempura prawns

I do it with monkfish closest thing to shellfish just for you xx"

My favorite fish is called Hepuka (Gropper in English). It's a New Zealand fish..Yum. I also live Marlborough wild caught Salmon..Devine!

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over a year ago


"Or tempura prawn and sticky sauce goodnight no carbs

I am having baramundi with salads and broccoli for dinner. It's a beautiful fish!"

I was at billingsgate Friday and scored a box of red snapper cheap the wife loves it

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over a year ago


"Torn between going to sleep or putting effort into getting out of bed and making a crumpet because I forgot to have my tea"

Dirty butter moment

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over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault "

This happens a lot when I’m around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guilty pleasure is I have a power boat in France just for fishing sea bass and tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around "

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x

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over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x "

I still can’t poach an egg!

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over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x

I still can’t poach an egg! "

We do it on vid call one day lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

The crumpet option won hands down. Obviously

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over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x

I still can’t poach an egg!

We do it on vid call one day lol"

I don’t get how to throw the egg in whilst spinning the water without making a mess! The egg just dissolves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok not to ruin the thread

1,I used to be a professional DJ

2,I met my lovely gorgeous partner on fab

3,I don’t eat pussy

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x

I still can’t poach an egg!

We do it on vid call one day lol

I don’t get how to throw the egg in whilst spinning the water without making a mess! The egg just dissolves!"

Vinegar

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"Ok not to ruin the thread

1,I used to be a professional DJ

2,I met my lovely gorgeous partner on fab

3,I don’t eat pussy "

1 is the lie

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over a year ago


"Ooops sorry the thread went food Jamie’s fault

This happens a lot when I’m around

Ya I remember from before when I was here lol oh well I’m back x

I still can’t poach an egg!

We do it on vid call one day lol

I don’t get how to throw the egg in whilst spinning the water without making a mess! The egg just dissolves!"

We do it on vid call her nibs can be camera person

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over a year ago

1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!"

All lies

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over a year ago


"Ok not to ruin the thread

1,I used to be a professional DJ

2,I met my lovely gorgeous partner on fab

3,I don’t eat pussy "

I reckon 2 is the lie!

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!"

3 is a lie I reckon

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!"

3 is the lie

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

All lies "

Lol. Unfortunately, 2 is true!

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

All lies

Lol. Unfortunately, 2 is true!"

Two are true!*

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

All lies "

Pmsl

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon "

Why?

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is the lie "

I did my OE when I was 24!

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?"

Educated guess

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW

I’ll disappear in the next 5 mins as I can feel myself finally drifting off zzzz

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over a year ago


"I’ll disappear in the next 5 mins as I can feel myself finally drifting off zzzz"

Don't forget to masterbate before you go to bed. Or you will have to wait for a whole week!

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over a year ago


"Ok not to ruin the thread

1,I used to be a professional DJ

2,I met my lovely gorgeous partner on fab

3,I don’t eat pussy "

I,I played house music pro for over 2 decades

2,I did meet her nibs here we live together and getting married next year

3,Are you mad I love pussy lol

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By *iss Penny Tration OP   Woman
over a year ago

NW


"I’ll disappear in the next 5 mins as I can feel myself finally drifting off zzzz

Don't forget to masterbate before you go to bed. Or you will have to wait for a whole week!"

I did it this morning several times

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"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess "

I don't like it when you get it right!

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"I’ll disappear in the next 5 mins as I can feel myself finally drifting off zzzz

Don't forget to masterbate before you go to bed. Or you will have to wait for a whole week!"

She’s put butter on it

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"I’ll disappear in the next 5 mins as I can feel myself finally drifting off zzzz

Don't forget to masterbate before you go to bed. Or you will have to wait for a whole week!

I did it this morning several times "

Great. Now you can sleep in peace!

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"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess

I don't like it when you get it right! "

I’m always right

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"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess

I don't like it when you get it right!

I’m always right "

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over a year ago


"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess

I don't like it when you get it right!

I’m always right

"

‘Well done Queen Jamie’

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over a year ago

I better go and cook some lunch. Who wants to try my egg while omelette, with ciabatta roll and salads! Nice chatting with you all!

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over a year ago

Right 2 Bells have chimed I have to sadly depart and rub up against madam I know it’s a tough job

Jamie send me a friend thing and we shall do how to cook n egg lol xx

Night all

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"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess

I don't like it when you get it right!

I’m always right

‘Well done Queen Jamie’ "

Well done princess Jamie!

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"1. I live in the UK for less than 90 days a year.

2. My favourite holiday destination is Maldives.

3. I did my OE when I was 20 yrs old!

3 is a lie I reckon

Why?

Educated guess

I don't like it when you get it right!

I’m always right

‘Well done Queen Jamie’

Well done princess Jamie!"

You’re my least favourite!

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over a year ago


"I better go and cook some lunch. Who wants to try my egg while omelette, with ciabatta roll and salads! Nice chatting with you all!"

Toast the roll rub it with a glove of garlic thank me later

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"Right 2 Bells have chimed I have to sadly depart and rub up against madam I know it’s a tough job

Jamie send me a friend thing and we shall do how to cook n egg lol xx

Night all "

will do goodnight!

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"I better go and cook some lunch. Who wants to try my egg while omelette, with ciabatta roll and salads! Nice chatting with you all!

Toast the roll rub it with a glove of garlic thank me later "

Lol..Thank you!

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Gone

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