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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Definitely

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Ohh yeah go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh great, although I'm having a struggle with pineapple chunks, maybe I should take them out of the tin first.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Oh great, although I'm having a struggle with pineapple chunks, maybe I should take them out of the tin first."

You should just go the whole pineapple, so that your bum has a lovely green mohawk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice, a fruity punk butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not as it's apparently an eleven a day,!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I didn't realise there was a quota of five a day for sticking things up your bottom. I have some catching up to do, but I'm nervous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your bottom can also eat it then it counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've recently had an uncontrollable urge to insert various fruit and vegetables up my bottom. Does this count towards my 5-a-day?"

Whatever floats your boat!

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