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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So else will be joining me in the footie widow corner???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So else will be joining me in the footie widow corner??? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So else will be joining me in the footie widow corner???

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Well we know u wont be joining me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me .. well at least for 3 games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me hubbys summmer of sport started with the tt races

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for "

A month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember being a ps3 widow when call of duty came out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for

A month "

Oh no, really! Its not fair that TV companies only seem to cater for the sports enthusiasts and stick back to back sporting events on, taking up all our channel space.

It isn't right. Its discrimination.

Why can't we have a month of constant Gok Wan and hair, makeup and shoe programmes 24/7. See us girly girls are not being catered for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for

A month

Oh no, really! Its not fair that TV companies only seem to cater for the sports enthusiasts and stick back to back sporting events on, taking up all our channel space.

It isn't right. Its discrimination.

Why can't we have a month of constant Gok Wan and hair, makeup and shoe programmes 24/7. See us girly girls are not being catered for "

Ohh im soooo with you on that one,lets campaign for a month of Gok...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louise will definitely be amongst you :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, he's on TV enough already. Plus you've got this morning and loose women, so quit your jibber jabber famales, roll on the Footy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell, he's on TV enough already. Plus you've got this morning and loose women, so quit your jibber jabber famales, roll on the Footy "

Get off this thread immediately. Do not bring your footie talk on here and try and take over it. Go and put your football shirt on and scarf and get settled on the sofa ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe don't forget my shorts and socks too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should organise a social for the final and have all the guys sitting in one room, stuck in front of a plasma TV, shouting and jeering and making comments on how they could play or manage the teams better.

Then during the last moments of the game all us girls should go into another room and lock the door. Then all get naked, rub baby oil into our bodies and writhe around the floor together. All of us involved in a mass orgy of beautiful all female bonding. All tongues, fingers, breasts, clits rubbing together. All gasping in wanton orgasmic delight.

And the guy can stand outside the door, listening, door will be locked. There could be a tiny viewing window so they can get a glimpse at certain times, then we will put a towel over that to cover it. You can all hear but you can't get to us and will be forced to stand there, cocks in hand, imagining. You are not coming in, no matter how much you beg.

Remember guys the pussy is all powerful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FABULOUS......Iconic that is just pure class.....giggling to myself here...class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we should organise a social for the final and have all the guys sitting in one room, stuck in front of a plasma TV, shouting and jeering and making comments on how they could play or manage the teams better.

Then during the last moments of the game all us girls should go into another room and lock the door. Then all get naked, rub baby oil into our bodies and writhe around the floor together. All of us involved in a mass orgy of beautiful all female bonding. All tongues, fingers, breasts, clits rubbing together. All gasping in wanton orgasmic delight.

And the guy can stand outside the door, listening, door will be locked. There could be a tiny viewing window so they can get a glimpse at certain times, then we will put a towel over that to cover it. You can all hear but you can't get to us and will be forced to stand there, cocks in hand, imagining. You are not coming in, no matter how much you beg.

Remember guys the pussy is all powerful

"

Delusion is rife! Most guys who are into football would leave you to it and watch the final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we should organise a social for the final and have all the guys sitting in one room, stuck in front of a plasma TV, shouting and jeering and making comments on how they could play or manage the teams better.

Then during the last moments of the game all us girls should go into another room and lock the door. Then all get naked, rub baby oil into our bodies and writhe around the floor together. All of us involved in a mass orgy of beautiful all female bonding. All tongues, fingers, breasts, clits rubbing together. All gasping in wanton orgasmic delight.

And the guy can stand outside the door, listening, door will be locked. There could be a tiny viewing window so they can get a glimpse at certain times, then we will put a towel over that to cover it. You can all hear but you can't get to us and will be forced to stand there, cocks in hand, imagining. You are not coming in, no matter how much you beg.

Remember guys the pussy is all powerful

Delusion is rife! Most guys who are into football would leave you to it and watch the final. "

I have thought of that - that's why the female orgy will take place at the end of the match, when the guys have enjoyed themselves and feel the need to celebrate or have something to take their mind off disappointment if their team loses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never asume, always check, we're not all footie fans, in fact I cant be arsed with it full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never asume, always check, we're not all footie fans, in fact I cant be arsed with it full stop "

Yeh but you are a Jock! You lot gave up on football in the 70's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and only fully heterosexual guys allowed.

I'm not having you bi guys throwing a spanner in the works of this cunning plan. That's where this plan would fail, if guys started to get it on then us ladies would be out there in a shot, wanting to watch and then getting horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll go in the other corner i'm a golf widow lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thankfully not a football widow, but im a tennis widow, thankfully it doesnt last as long as football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never asume, always check, we're not all footie fans, in fact I cant be arsed with it full stop

Yeh but you are a Jock! You lot gave up on football in the 70's "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As i love footy can I be in the boys camp??!!!?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeee ill be sittin in corner twiddlin me thumbs for a month

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So else will be joining me in the footie widow corner??? "
please dont sit in a corner there are drinks to be delivered, sandwiches to be made etc etc etc

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"As i love footy can I be in the boys camp??!!!?!?!? "
sure come on over you can provide half time entertainment x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? "
only if the girl can keep a flat back so we can balance a plate of sarnies and a beer on her back

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? "
no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too "
can you keep a flat back though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for

A month "

...and then there's the Olympic football until Aug, and then the footy season starts mid-Aug.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too can you keep a flat back though ?"
of course...all footie birds can...its lesson 1 in our training

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too can you keep a flat back though ?of course...all footie birds can...its lesson 1 in our training "
in that case will you marry me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too can you keep a flat back though ?of course...all footie birds can...its lesson 1 in our training in that case will you marry me "
sam you know I would if I could

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"isnt that why the doggy position was so popular, so a guy could fuck AND watch the football? no.....its so I can watch the football as well...no footie widow here...m looking forward to the footie...ooooh and the cricket too can you keep a flat back though ?of course...all footie birds can...its lesson 1 in our training in that case will you marry me sam you know I would if I could"
if only things were different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are couples allowed in your corner ??? pleeeese

we both hate football

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Me too, I am the only female in the house and my life is doomed - how long does it last for

A month

Oh no, really! Its not fair that TV companies only seem to cater for the sports enthusiasts and stick back to back sporting events on, taking up all our channel space.

It isn't right. Its discrimination.

Why can't we have a month of constant Gok Wan and hair, makeup and shoe programmes 24/7. See us girly girls are not being catered for "

hahaha I thought that wasthe normal schedule on C4 & C5, mind you, you always watch Big Brother.....

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I think we should organise a social for the final and have all the guys sitting in one room, stuck in front of a plasma TV, shouting and jeering and making comments on how they could play or manage the teams better.

Then during the last moments of the game all us girls should go into another room and lock the door. Then all get naked, rub baby oil into our bodies and writhe around the floor together. All of us involved in a mass orgy of beautiful all female bonding. All tongues, fingers, breasts, clits rubbing together. All gasping in wanton orgasmic delight.

And the guy can stand outside the door, listening, door will be locked. There could be a tiny viewing window so they can get a glimpse at certain times, then we will put a towel over that to cover it. You can all hear but you can't get to us and will be forced to stand there, cocks in hand, imagining. You are not coming in, no matter how much you beg.

Remember guys the pussy is all powerful

"

Best hope your timining is good, there might be a last minute equaliser followed by penalties, by the time thats all over all us guys will be as knackered as you girls......

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