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The best but most useless thing you’ve bought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a teabag plate/teaspoon thingy. It’s in the shape of a teapot, it has a mini painted Ron Weasley on it with ‘Ron Teasley’ underneath.

I don’t drink tea or coffee, never have. But I bought it six years ago when me and C moved in together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How housewifely and nesting like of you !

A double dildo (U shaped) which never gets used. Its bit short and too bendy for my liking, but I cant seem to separate with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bmx bike I had when I was 13.

I spotted it on eBay and just hit the buy it button.

Still hanging in my shed 9 years later.

Best £900 I ever spent

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

My car that spend most of its time parked on my drive , 18 month old and only 1300 miles on the clock

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat"

Doesnt bring you any dead or alive presents?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

Doesnt bring you any dead or alive presents? "

Nope. Only bits of string.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdly... my Kindle Paperwhite.

I say that because I had the Kindle & Audible apps on my phone before buying it so technically my phone could do its jobs. But it's so nice and useful to have a little gadget specifically designed for books.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We have a huge wooden chess table with legs with huge fancy wooden pieces. We bought in Timor and lugged it all the way across Indonesia , Malaysia and Thailand for 3 months and have never opened or set it up as we don't even play chess. It’s still in original packaging and has moved house and been sat in various lofts and garages since 1997.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A stag decorated teapot and cup set that will stay in its box forever because it's too pretty and sits on my display shelves and I don't want to have to dust it

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"The cat"

And not one pussy joke

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

And not one pussy joke "

Dissapointing right?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"The cat

And not one pussy joke

Dissapointing right? "

Standards are slipping... people need to step up here and develop their innuendo

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"The cat"

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

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By *woPlusUCouple
over a year ago

Heaven

Corn on the cob fork holder

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I have a teabag plate/teaspoon thingy. It’s in the shape of a teapot, it has a mini painted Ron Weasley on it with ‘Ron Teasley’ underneath.

I don’t drink tea or coffee, never have. But I bought it six years ago when me and C moved in together "

I just smashed our teabag plate/ teaspoon thingy today. I don't drink tea but hubby isn't very happy with me. Can you send me yours? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corn on the cob fork holder "

Do they exist still?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A cock cage that was too small for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combined avocado scooper / slicer.

Absolutely shit. I can do far better with a spoon and knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat

And not one pussy joke

Dissapointing right? "

Is your pussy friendly? Do all your visitors get a stroke of it or will it even go as far as sitting on their lap?

There you go, couldn’t leave you hanging there...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

And not one pussy joke

Dissapointing right?

Standards are slipping... people need to step up here and develop their innuendo "

Absolutely!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth "

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

And not one pussy joke

Dissapointing right?

Is your pussy friendly? Do all your visitors get a stroke of it or will it even go as far as sitting on their lap?

There you go, couldn’t leave you hanging there..."

It has pretty sharp teeth but if you stroke it right it rolls over and purrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!! "

The derpy type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two strap ons.

No longer have the girlfriend to use them with

X

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By *rian4uMan
over a year ago

London

A ROUND OF DRINKS IN A PUB.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

The derpy type? "

And that! Have you seen the video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

The derpy type?

And that! Have you seen the video? "

I have, it did make of laugh

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

The derpy type?

And that! Have you seen the video?

I have, it did make of laugh "

He's a silly sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

The derpy type?

And that! Have you seen the video?

I have, it did make of laugh

He's a silly sausage! "

He's bloody adorable is what he is

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The cat

Is it one of those very expensive hairless ones or the hairy ones where hairs get in your mouth

The hair EVERYWHERE type!!

The derpy type?

And that! Have you seen the video?

I have, it did make of laugh

He's a silly sausage!

He's bloody adorable is what he is "

He does have that going for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metal detector

Thought i would find my fortune but after digging many holes after a promising beep i realised that i wasn't going to.. So it now sits dismantled in its box waiting for the day my enthusiasm returns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crotchless brief

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a teabag plate/teaspoon thingy. It’s in the shape of a teapot, it has a mini painted Ron Weasley on it with ‘Ron Teasley’ underneath.

I don’t drink tea or coffee, never have. But I bought it six years ago when me and C moved in together

I just smashed our teabag plate/ teaspoon thingy today. I don't drink tea but hubby isn't very happy with me. Can you send me yours? ??"

It’s stained!!! It’s been used a few times (when baba was born) and we had visitors but it’s from Etsy! There’s loads, I honestly wanted to buy them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My two strap ons.

No longer have the girlfriend to use them with

X"

God you’re hot

But

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lawyer I hired when divorcing my ex......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lawyer I hired when divorcing my ex...... "

Ouch

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My seventies beosystem

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I bought an attachment for my kitchen tap that lights up and flashes lots of different colours when you turn on the water. It's like a wee kitchen disco every time I fill the kettle.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I bought an attachment for my kitchen tap that lights up and flashes lots of different colours when you turn on the water. It's like a wee kitchen disco every time I fill the kettle. "

Got to be from the middle aisle of Aldi that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My seventies beosystem"

That right there audiophile gold

Beo in the lounge

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I bought an attachment for my kitchen tap that lights up and flashes lots of different colours when you turn on the water. It's like a wee kitchen disco every time I fill the kettle.

Got to be from the middle aisle of Aldi that thing "

It was a d*unken online purchase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a complete mixing system and subs and disco ball lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many pairs of stilettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battery powered hair straighteners that are charged via USB. Can also charge your phone from them in a pinch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a Shake Weight. Which has the added bonus of looking like I'm wanking off a giant imaginary penis whenever I try to explain/mime to someone who doesn't know what a Shake Weight is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought an attachment for my kitchen tap that lights up and flashes lots of different colours when you turn on the water. It's like a wee kitchen disco every time I fill the kettle. "

As a sparky I love this

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

A multi slicer/dicer thing to chop veg into different shapes. Attempted to chip a potato once and ended up throwing it in the bin, with the potato still attached. I’ll stick to using a knife

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

A glass dildo on line..was way too big!

Years later it’s still in my underwear drawer unused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass dildo on line..was way too big!

Years later it’s still in my underwear drawer unused "

Odd sock stand

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tablecloth corner weights! Nice to look at but absolutely fucking useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread maker, never used it!

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