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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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8 inches post below

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over a year ago

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

what about if its bang on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just lol

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By *unguy30Man
over a year ago

London

Hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only after I've been skinny dipping in the Irish sea!

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over a year ago

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

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over a year ago

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello there"

Phwoar

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won’t fit in the envelope

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!"

Hush moan at cheeky she started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

Hush moan at cheeky she started it "

I did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As per other thread. Never measured but I’d say borderline.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Is that a English 8inch or a fab 8 inch ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!"

It’s ok if you need to measure yours in millimetres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

It’s ok if you need to measure yours in millimetres "

Every thou counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a English 8inch or a fab 8 inch ? "

By the look of ‘things’ so far, fab 8” and/or the male idea of 8”.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

Hush moan at cheeky she started it

I did not "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine definitely is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

It’s ok if you need to measure yours in millimetres

Every thou counts "

Lol. And straight back to imperial measurements

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!"

0.203 metres just doesn't have the right ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we use standard fab measurements? Sky remote? Can of red bull?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It won’t fit in the envelope "

Put it through the letter box!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine definitely is "

Lovehoney are much more accurate with their dimensions thankfully

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"It won’t fit in the envelope "

Did the postman complain again?

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By *unguy30Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello there

Phwoar "

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Is that a English 8inch or a fab 8 inch ? "

I'm using the pics to check

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By *odieCI5Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m in the club yeah,, at least I’m good at something ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

0.203 metres just doesn't have the right ring to it

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But 203mm sounds good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep well over xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Depends if your measuring device gas been calibrated.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in the club yeah,, at least I’m good at something ha ha "

That tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It won’t fit in the envelope

Put it in my letter box!

Jo.Xx "

Anytime

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Never measured my cock.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

0.203 metres just doesn't have the right ring to it

But 203mm sounds good!!"

This man gets it. I'm going with 0.000163871 cubic metres myself.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

0.203 metres just doesn't have the right ring to it

But 203mm sounds good!!"

In terms of cock size I can only think in inches or potatoes..you know one potato, 2......

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Depends if your measuring device gas been calibrated. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured my cock. "

Need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It won’t fit in the envelope

Did the postman complain again?"

I’ve never heard Ian poulter complain before!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"It won’t fit in the envelope

Did the postman complain again?

I’ve never heard Ian poulter complain before!"

I guess he likes the larger cock then

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By *unguy30Man
over a year ago

London


"Never measured my cock.

Need a hand? "

Is this offer open to anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It won’t fit in the envelope

Did the postman complain again?

I’ve never heard Ian poulter complain before!

I guess he likes the larger cock then"

Get in the hole

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Again, never measured

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Again, never measured "

You not even curious

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Again, never measured "

I shall peruse anyway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 7" I'm afraid

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Again, never measured

You not even curious "

Think i'll leave it as one of life's unanswered questions

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Again, never measured

I shall peruse anyway"

Boing video for that

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m not in

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Never measured it. Sorry

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Never measured my cock.

Need a hand? "

Your help welcome

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Again, never measured

I shall peruse anyway

Boing video for that "

Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where's that sky remote or lynx can

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mines big enough to make your eyes water OP

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Again, never measured

You not even curious

Think i'll leave it as one of life's unanswered questions "

I do so enjoy a mystery ..great vid

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By *onkey_boy87Man
over a year ago

derby

Ill proudly pop my name here

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Again, never measured

You not even curious

Think i'll leave it as one of life's unanswered questions

I do so enjoy a mystery ..great vid "

No willies were harmed during production

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ill proudly pop my name here "

That's not the only thing you'd pop

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Now where's that sky remote or lynx can "

Oh Taff

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Mines big enough to make your eyes water OP "

Send me a pic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines big enough to make your eyes water OP

Send me a pic x"

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud to put myself on this list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now where's that sky remote or lynx can

Oh Taff "
Ha ha hello you . I keep my todger pictures hidden for chums only

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mines big enough to make your eyes water OP

Send me a pic x"

Well you did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!"

20.3cm then

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By *onkey_boy87Man
over a year ago

derby


"Ill proudly pop my name here

That's not the only thing you'd pop "

Do you fancy popping?? X

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Mines big enough to make your eyes water OP

Send me a pic x

Well you did ask "

Oooh I like this service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes he is bigger than 8 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You greedy girls just couldn't be happy with the less than 8" thread could you?!

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You greedy girls just couldn't be happy with the less than 8" thread could you?! "

Are you throwing your hat in this ring

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"8 inches post below "

Sorry, it doesn't fit in the available space.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!

20.3cm then "

I'm still going with 0.000163871 cubic metres.

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Need a tape measure

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You greedy girls just couldn't be happy with the less than 8" thread could you?! "

I'll have one off each thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long (boom boom)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long (boom boom) "

De ja vu

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ill proudly pop my name here

That's not the only thing you'd pop

Do you fancy popping?? X"

Only candy x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Not sure. Maybe it is.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Not sure. Maybe it is. "

Phwoar

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Not sure. Maybe it is.

Phwoar "

Errrmmm thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello ladies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 7.5

By Fab standards that's about 2 foot though.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Only 7.5

By Fab standards that's about 2 foot though."

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Yep & I’m very proud of it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

so close.....

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I will get you a wheelchair just in case you can't walk for one or two days lol

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By *ent4HotwifeMan
over a year ago

North Cotswolds

Good afternoon

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By *uxley7777Man
over a year ago

wrexham

I am in the club

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"so close..... "

Let's turn that frown upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should measure to join in these threads lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I should measure to join in these threads lol"

Don't tell anyone but I posted the same thing in both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say somewhere between 7 or 8

If I'm totally honest, real inches not fab lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Book marking!!

Happy to receive via Royal Mail in inches or metric! ..... providing above 6.5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Book marking!!

Happy to receive via Royal Mail in inches or metric! ..... providing above 6.5 lol "

How did no one say they would deliver? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured "

If you do, don't start from your arsehole as many do

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My strap ons are

Oh and Dick is

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By *oymaster69Man
over a year ago

GREENFORD


"8 inches post below "

Guilty

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's from the taint right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peek-a-boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these threads today are bloody awesome - Got some right wank banked material

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Its not about size it about stamina ( tho it do help lol) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured my cock.

Need a hand?

Is this offer open to anyone?"

About four hours late replying to this but hopefully worth the wait... not everyone, but you; yes

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

bpel or nbpel?

T

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Bigger than a Sky remote but smaller than 2 1/2 potatoes.

Sorry but it's all I have

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Never measured

If you do, don't start from your arsehole as many do "

Fuck that made me belly laugh foxy!!

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By *heklumpsCouple
over a year ago

South

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured it and to be be honest suspect any man who would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine with a sewing tape measure like a helter skelter, it's fucking HUGE....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed the private pic to public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allowed to post here

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster


"Never measured my cock.

Need a hand?

Is this offer open to anyone?

About four hours late replying to this but hopefully worth the wait... not everyone, but you; yes "

Perhaps after covid is sorted you should arrange for fabs facilitators to judge via the 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato more method of measurement.

Only issue would be small handed people providing false potato measurements / hope to others lol

Great pics by the way

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Not mesured mine

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"8 inches post below "

You tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 inches post below "

Length and circumference..

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Xx

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish


"For fuck sake, the UK went Metric in 1965!"

Sex will never be metric its NOT a hands on measurement 6 inches size of a thumbs up a foot a foot up a yard shoulder deep and six foot my height mile high club name one sexy metric

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Oh fogot to mention im 8 inches

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By *on CheeMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

As per usual you get the odd one saying yeah Look at mine....I think some people take 5inches for 8inches lol I'm embarrassed for them lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day...just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twms is

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By *ayhung300Man
over a year ago

London

Well.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I've got one over 8 inch

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Sorry to burst a few bubbles but really 8 inches some are kidding themselves or are measuring themselves from their bum holes

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Do strap-ons count?

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By *ayhung300Man
over a year ago

London

9 inches no need for add ons, though I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve grown half an inch over lockdown lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone x"

Hubbies is

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I used to go fishing , so mines at least double that

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm going to need a second opinion. Do I pass?

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By *tm321Man
over a year ago

ask

Anyone like to guess if mine is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines bigger than all of yours put together, so there!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Mines bigger than all of yours put together, so there!! "

Mines longer than the Aston Expressway so there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines bigger than all of yours put together, so there!!

Mines longer than the Aston Expressway so there. "

Well..... mines longer than that when it's folded in two!

So ner ner ne ner ner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never realised there were so many massive cocks on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never realised there were so many massive cocks on fab

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You've not been on here long then hahahaha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't have a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is eight inches the size of a 500ml lucozade bottle

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over a year ago

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Not even close

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Is eight inches the size of a 500ml lucozade bottle "

Phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 and a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In heels it is

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a sky remote, lynx can, Wii remote and a pineapple. How do I measure it?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have a sky remote, lynx can, Wii remote and a pineapple. How do I measure it? "

By balancing a pineapple on your willy, and taking a photograph as evidence of course

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

You always did have an artistic eye Frida!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You always did have an artistic eye Frida! "

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster

I can hang a large bath towel over mine. Comes in handy sometimes lol

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just confirm where we're measuring the 8 inches from please

If it's from the crack of me arse, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just confirm where we're measuring the 8 inches from please

If it's from the crack of me arse, I'm in "

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

What I lack in length....I make up for with enthusiasm

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm shy

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Who actually measures their cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who actually measures their cock? "

^ see above ^

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…


"Who actually measures their cock?

^ see above ^"

But why would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only on the coldest of days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attempt to impress someone or may be not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who actually measures their cock? "

I can honestly say I’ve never felt the need

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…


"Who actually measures their cock?

I can honestly say I’ve never felt the need"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who actually measures their cock? "

I only measure mine placed up against F&B's

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

I think mine is about 8ins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 35 and I’ve never actually measured it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaccid, right?

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By *fbobbyMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I mean if you want me to fold it in half

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