FabSwingers.com forum: You really are a twat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive dickhead

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Occasionally.... like spending 15mins raging around looking for my car keys, being late for a meeting and they were in my pocket the whole time

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

"Occasionally.... like spending 15mins raging around looking for my car keys, being late for a meeting and they were in my pocket the whole time

Phew I’m not the only one that’s done that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Occasionally.... like spending 15mins raging around looking for my car keys, being late for a meeting and they were in my pocket the whole time

Phew I’m not the only one that’s done that then

Proper twatness well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope, i identify as a cunt ta

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes..... What's your point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nope, i identify as a cunt ta

What type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nope, i identify as a cunt ta

Ha ha.. At times I'm a total knobhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am.

Hopefully now I can start on the road to recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged and I make no apology

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No. I'm not a twat......

I'll have to think what I am ..... but i'm not wearing a twat hat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

Yes I am.

Hopefully now I can start on the road to recovery "

No just embrace it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should fit right in

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i be a nice twat?

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I pride myself on being one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just admit it "

Yeah you got me there, I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just admit it

Yeah you got me there, I am

There..... do you feel better now?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I put a joke up with you in mind earlier...I appreciate you and love your presence on the forum.

I may not know whether to laugh or groan at some jokes but hey that's part of the fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put a joke up with you in mind earlier...I appreciate you and love your presence on the forum.

I may not know whether to laugh or groan at some jokes but hey that's part of the fun x"

Do the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just admit it

Yeah you got me there, I am

There..... do you feel better now?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I put a joke up with you in mind earlier...I appreciate you and love your presence on the forum.

I may not know whether to laugh or groan at some jokes but hey that's part of the fun x

Do the joke

Search for what do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Sparkly twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats lives matter

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Twats lives matter "

So do gerbils

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

"Twats lives matter "

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Massive penis face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cunt actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put a joke up with you in mind earlier...I appreciate you and love your presence on the forum.

I may not know whether to laugh or groan at some jokes but hey that's part of the fun x

Do the joke

Search for what do

Haha awww yea good one darling... right up my street that..... sorry I missed it earlier

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yup, happy to OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me."

I think he was talking to me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

I think he was talking to me"

He was I know but still I feel away about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

I think he was talking to me"

All a bit twatish then .... we’re doing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

I think he was talking to me

All a bit twatish then .... we’re doing well

Indeed we are sir

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

I think he was talking to me

All a bit twatish then .... we’re doing well

Hands held high...I'm owning it..Twat over here

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By *hiccblackwoodMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer the term, daft cunt being a Yorkshireman an all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twats lives matter

Now that’s just low and completely unnecessary

I feel bad now...certainly wasn't trying to be insensitive ...apologies.

It was more about a pun on an earlier thread for me.

I think he was talking to me

All a bit twatish then .... we’re doing well

Hands held high...I'm owning it..Twat over here "

Good girl..... you really are a true twat .... so much respect darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a twunt?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Complete tit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a twunt? "

Don’t know mate I’m 50/50 on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complete tit

Right or left?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Complete tit

Right or left? "

Left as that’s the one I fall out with most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a fab friend who calls me a twat all the time, well she has one so she must know... aye RoxyChick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complete tit

Right or left?

Left as that’s the one I fall out with most

What a left tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just admit it "

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone know a twat who just don’t know they’re a twat??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Complete tit

Right or left?

Left as that’s the one I fall out with most

What a left tit "

And proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know a twat who just don’t know they’re a twat?? "

Several work related twats who are oblivious to their twatish ways

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself. "

Complete cunt then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself. "

Hmmmm I see you're using the occam's razor theory..... Nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself.

Hmmmm I see you're using the occam's razor theory..... Nice"

Mainly Ocado.

Plurality should not be posited without necessity

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself.

Complete cunt then

That's what it says isn't it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think cunt.......

I could wear cunt......

I'm a cunt.

Yea but are you a complete cunt?

Well I am constituted such that a contradiction arises on the addition of any proposition that cannot be deduced from the axioms of myself.

Hmmmm I see you're using the occam's razor theory..... Nice

Mainly Ocado.

Plurality should not be posited without necessity"

Twat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice though granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice though granny"

One*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep verified Twat here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I ain't.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m a certified cunt. Just ask my ex husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a certified cunt. Just ask my ex husband.

And this is why we are friends

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m a certified cunt. Just ask my ex husband.

And this is why we are friends

The cunt club....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a certified cunt. Just ask my ex husband.

And this is why we are friends

The cunt club....

So no twats allowed then??

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m a certified cunt. Just ask my ex husband.

And this is why we are friends

The cunt club....

So no twats allowed then??"

Both Twats and cunts allowed.

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