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Best/worst 1 liners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I'd love to kiss those luscious lips, and the ones on your face.

Too corny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which ones the best one out of these examples ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Equally terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

almost daily, I get the same message from the same guy..

"I ain't Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"almost daily, I get the same message from the same guy..

"I ain't Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock"

"

Hahaha I know who this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one hubby used on me actually worked..

Does this smell. Of chloroform to you?

An example of his dark humour that h a kept me smiling all these years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your feet ?

Must be your chuff then x

Copyright Vyper

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

You look soo hot !

My zipper has already fallen for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see my self in your pants..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Did you fall from heaven? Only it looks like you landed on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a bar.

"Hi, quick question. My non existent friend over there are I are trying to settle a bet. Out of all the men that approach a woman for the first time at a bar, statistically, 64% strike out and of the remaining 36% half of those men fail to develop the initial chat into a conversation and on to anything else. So my question is, and it's actually a 2 parter, if I had an actual friend would that make me more or less appealing? And why are you drinking alone, are you an alcoholic?"

That would probably be enough to put my humour across and any response other than fuck off means theres a chance for me yet

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

"d'ya want a shag or not!" Had that before

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