FabSwingers.com forum: Lockdown fuck

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How much fucking have you done on average through lockdown ?

Not showing off but to start the ball rolling I'd say about 25 or so sessions indoors & out thereabouts.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

On average, I have done zero fuckings.

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

That’s a lot !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single so none here

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Are we only counting ones with other people?

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

My right hand has taken a right seeing too if that counnts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yup

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Sum total of zero.

This pandemic has shown me there’s a fatal flaw in my conviction that being single is the best way to be.

Still not convinced the alternative is better though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single so Zero...I don't think I can keep up this dry spell for much longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

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By *ensual -lover69Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single so zero, zilch, nada!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would happily say that I have had one sexual Encounter if it counts though I had to go outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing"

Yeah both tell them

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

4 wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing"

Sweet,sweet fucking

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By *ldermaturefunMan
over a year ago

worcester city

4 fucks hope there’s more to cum

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Zero

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Zilch .... in my mind a couple, does that count

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By *hambamNIMan
over a year ago

city centre

Zero

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm not telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Zilch .... in my mind a couple, does that count

Sometimes they're the best

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

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By *rchid0103Woman
over a year ago

Southport

Being single zero although I’m down to just my knuckles on my right hand.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Zilch .... in my mind a couple, does that count

Sometimes they're the best

Agree, they can be quite magical, almost as if the other person is with you

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pamela, her sisters and I have become good good friends

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

I'll leave the sparkly thing where it is then

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By *kblokenorthMan
over a year ago

Any

Been a good boy, so zero - ready for coming out of lockdown celibacy now for sure......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

I'll leave the sparkly thing where it is then

Where is it...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average of once a month.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had sex since January, I'm considering now becoming a Shaolin monk and relocating to Tibet.

Well I've already got the hair cut...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How will you get to Tibet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being single zero although I’m down to just my knuckles on my right hand.......

I assume you've already worn your left hand down to the stump. Or are you keeping that in reserve

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By *andymanstuMan
over a year ago

lovecum

Zero

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Being single zero although I’m down to just my knuckles on my right hand.......

I assume you've already worn your left hand down to the stump. Or are you keeping that in reserve

He's probably typing with his toes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

I'll leave the sparkly thing where it is then

Where is it...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you get to Tibet ?"

I shall walk in atonement to prove how sorry I am for my life of sin.

Besides I couldn't ride my bike wearing those stupid kung foo slippers and orange robes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How will you get to Tibet ?"

Tibet is wherever your body and mind is

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"How much fucking have you done on average through lockdown ?

Not showing off but to start the ball rolling I'd say about 25 or so sessions indoors & out thereabouts. "

You naughty pair. Did Boris say you could ?

We kissed a girl once, a long long time ago and we never asked Boris

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It started off really well, but then the drought hit. I'm actually coping very well now and not too fussed....

Well if you're not too fussed...

I'll leave the sparkly thing where it is then

Where is it...?

What's the face for, have you lost it?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Let me think....oh yeah...a grand total of fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two..

My first response I thought you meant people outside of your bubble (so to speak)

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By *rchid0103Woman
over a year ago

Southport

"Being single zero although I’m down to just my knuckles on my right hand.......

I assume you've already worn your left hand down to the stump. Or are you keeping that in reserve

He's probably typing with his toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sum total of zero.

This pandemic has shown me there’s a fatal flaw in my conviction that being single is the best way to be.

Still not convinced the alternative is better though

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My thoughts entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you've already worn your left hand down to the stump. Or are you keeping that in reserve

He's probably typing with his toes

Ha it was posted by a woman, however, I'm sure she's got talented toes, or a wine glass in her left hand!

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Zero.. but I had some cam fun.. which helped ..

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Nil

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Add 1 than -1 And there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

One of the reasons why I limited my screen time is because of reading 'stuff' like that! Tell me about it. I could do with a good shouty session to release

here I go...

F...

F... er... Fa fa fa ...

No can't do it. Too painful...

Ffs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

One of the reasons why I limited my screen time is because of reading 'stuff' like that! Tell me about it. I could do with a good shouty session to release

here I go...

F...

F... er... Fa fa fa ...

No can't do it. Too painful...

Ffs

Would it help if we screamed it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you get to Tibet ?

Tibet is wherever your body and mind is

So are my sins Belle...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How will you get to Tibet ?

Tibet is wherever your body and mind is

So are my sins Belle..."

Show me anyone who hasn't 'sinned' it doesn't mean someone is a bad person just human x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot together

The end

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've had considerably less due to having a young teen who's bedtime seems to be later than ours

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

At least twice a week, with the same person since lockdown started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have given or received zero fucks

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Absolutely zero fuckings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I'm still a virgin sooo

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"well I'm still a virgin sooo

Really?

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Let me think...

Nothing

Zero

Nada

Zilch

nichts

rien

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero, zip, nada...

my memories of the last time are fading now it was so far in the past.

Not isolated, medium risk, deal with the public all day so won't risk others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you get to Tibet ?

Tibet is wherever your body and mind is

So are my sins Belle...

Show me anyone who hasn't 'sinned' it doesn't mean someone is a bad person just human x"

I've herd God loves a sinner, if God is a woman then I've already been saved

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By *outhman15Man
over a year ago

southampton

Zero here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least twice a week, with the same person since lockdown started"

Christ, well jel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've had considerably less due to having a young teen who's bedtime seems to be later than ours

That's why I don't have kids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closes eyes, leans back to count.....yeh 0

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"At least twice a week, with the same person since lockdown started

Christ, well jel! "

Same person who has been in and out my bed over the last 10 years lol

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Just having a quick count up. Oh yeah big fat zero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

One of the reasons why I limited my screen time is because of reading 'stuff' like that! Tell me about it. I could do with a good shouty session to release

here I go...

F...

F... er... Fa fa fa ...

No can't do it. Too painful...

Ffs

Would it help if we screamed it together

Please don't tease because even the thought of that... my mind just wonders...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

One of the reasons why I limited my screen time is because of reading 'stuff' like that! Tell me about it. I could do with a good shouty session to release

here I go...

F...

F... er... Fa fa fa ...

No can't do it. Too painful...

Ffs

Would it help if we screamed it together

Please don't tease because even the thought of that... my mind just wonders...

My mind wonders too...I just allow it to roam

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Big fat zero

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Loads *smug face*

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Loads *smug face*"

Rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALOT, thankfully else I'd have gone insane x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"ALOT, thankfully else I'd have gone insane x"

That's it then, that's must be why I've lost the plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. But then long droughts are usual for me so no difference really

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By *ut4fun6969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

nothing not a sausage bugger all

cant wait

for it all become almost normal so we can start meeting again

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

No a single meeting during lockdown.

But now life is starting to moving again A social would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *azpiz1Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Nothing. Nill. Nix, Nowt. None.

Looking to change that ASAP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Ha ha.. I thought the same...

Bragging rights.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot moved back with ex wife as we have kids but we have had sex a lot as we can’t have with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt it cheating if you're a couple anyway, thats just like saying how much sex do you have anyway without a lockdown

Yeah! Tell em A

Having said that some couples been having a lot more or less than usual depending on their circumstances, but at least they had "it" I can't even say the word now... it's been too long!

Grrr-ing

Yeah both tell them

Don't look Belle, but A has just used that word...

"Sweet, sweet, *******" had to beep it out! Too late you popped back in

All us singletons know is...

Couples are loving 'it'

Sweet sweet fucking...I couldn't resist saying it...out loud too. In fact I almost shouted it. It's been that long

One of the reasons why I limited my screen time is because of reading 'stuff' like that! Tell me about it. I could do with a good shouty session to release

here I go...

F...

F... er... Fa fa fa ...

No can't do it. Too painful...

Ffs

Would it help if we screamed it together

Please don't tease because even the thought of that... my mind just wonders...

My mind wonders too...I just allow it to roam

Anyone reading the above exchanges can clearly see Belle has been struck by the 'horns' and lost the plot during this difficult time... we have all been there and know the tell tell signs so I had to avoid the roaming session with her because that would have been one hell of an adventure

Roaming leads to...

No can't do it! The couples are still at 'it' right now. Damn it. Don't mind us singletons. Crack on and do 'it' enjoy yourselves... don't feel bad for your fellow Fabbers... what happened to we have to be all in 'it' together...

Stay strong Belle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fucks given

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

None expected lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero 0.

I am being Hero and saving lives

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