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"Round 4!" Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade." Where is my flower | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV "We're the inbetweeners. | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it " Woman from Hampshire is fourth first poster. | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it " Sam Tender is fingering his guitar | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower " Off to sleep.......sweet dreams everybody. Till later Jamie. 
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"Evening all. Night night xx. Good morning everybody!" Na night, Polly. Are you going to sleep? These things confuse me x | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners."If you say so, Jay! | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower Off to sleep.......sweet dreams everybody. Till later Jamie.
Steve"Goodnight Steve. I’m glad we had a practice go at this. Sleep well | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower " Underneath your heart shaped pubes. Oh, I am sorry. Here.  | |||
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"Morning/ night all unsure without sleep which is right, I’m watching the order on Netflix anyone seen it?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I think, AJ. I'm waiting for The Order. | |||
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"Evening all. Night night xx. Good morning everybody! Na night, Polly. Are you going to sleep? These things confuse me x" Well, just got to bed. Whether I'll go to sleep or not is anybody's guess. That's the aim though, in the absence of any bedtime companion. | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar "I like the way he plucks. | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower Underneath your heart shaped pubes. Oh, I am sorry. Here. "That usually is where I keep my flower. And thank you for this one too | |||
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"Evening all. Night night xx. Good morning everybody! Na night, Polly. Are you going to sleep? These things confuse me x Well, just got to bed. Whether I'll go to sleep or not is anybody's guess. That's the aim though, in the absence of any bedtime companion." I hope you get off. But if you don't get off, I'll be around for a little while. | |||
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"Evening all. Night night xx. Good morning everybody! Na night, Polly. Are you going to sleep? These things confuse me x Well, just got to bed. Whether I'll go to sleep or not is anybody's guess. That's the aim though, in the absence of any bedtime companion. I hope you get off. But if you don't get off, I'll be around for a little while." (Sniggers) | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar "I gave up trying to play the flipping thing. Looks good though  | |||
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"Evening all. Night night xx. Good morning everybody!" Hi polly. X | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar
I gave up trying to play the flipping thing.
Looks good though "I'm sure you know that a good fingering can be the salve for many ills | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar
I like the way he plucks."Me too | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay! "I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big. | |||
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"Lorde is so watchable. She has a flowery jumpsuit on with some pumps. I still think this appearance on the jools Holland is my favourite performance of hers though. https://youtu.be/fixuXEhbYDs" I should try getting into Lorde. | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible. "Bloody hell, Fire. | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big."Do You know that has happened to a lot of men I know it's surprisingly common. | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower Underneath your heart shaped pubes. Oh, I am sorry. Here.
That usually is where I keep my flower.
And thank you for this one too "You're very welcome. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hi Bill. its been a while, how are you. X" lorna, im good i've been around just not at the same time as you, but always good to see you | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big."Your picture from 21st June 2019 suggests this is actually plausible | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire."It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar
I like the way he plucks.
Me too "That's three in the band. | |||
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"Extra extra extra Read all about it Sam Tender is fingering his guitar
I like the way he plucks.
Me too
That's three in the band."Do you need a drummer  | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big.
Do You know that has happened to a lot of men I know it's surprisingly common. "I got over it by going away to my caravan. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface" ho-ho-ho saint jim, merry nocturnal | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big.
Your picture from 21st June 2019 suggests this is actually plausible "Ayyyyy. | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime."Can you set a timer for Audible? | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime.
Can you set a timer for Audible? "Yes! Not on the Kindle though and I have to fanny round with the Bluetooth speaker for the Kindle and it's too late for that. First world problems. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyfaceho-ho-ho saint jim, merry nocturnal"  | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big.
Your picture from 21st June 2019 suggests this is actually plausible
Ayyyyy."Or maybe it was a forgiving camera angle?! | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime.
Can you set a timer for Audible?
Yes!
Not on the Kindle though and I have to fanny round with the Bluetooth speaker for the Kindle and it's too late for that. First world problems."We'd hate to have any fannying around here, eh?!  | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime.
Can you set a timer for Audible?
Yes!
Not on the Kindle though and I have to fanny round with the Bluetooth speaker for the Kindle and it's too late for that. First world problems."Anything that involves fannying around is a first world problem. | |||
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"It's far too late. Or early, depending on your POV
We're the inbetweeners.
If you say so, Jay!
I was dumped by a girlfriend because my cock is too big.
Your picture from 21st June 2019 suggests this is actually plausible
Ayyyyy.
Or maybe it was a forgiving camera angle?! "Shurrup. | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime.
Can you set a timer for Audible?
Yes!
Not on the Kindle though and I have to fanny round with the Bluetooth speaker for the Kindle and it's too late for that. First world problems.
We'd hate to have any fannying around here, eh?! "At 3am?! I'm not even fannying around with myself at this time. | |||
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"Rolling my eyes on my Fire tablet for not bothering to download Captain Corelli's Mandolin all in one go on Audible.
Bloody hell, Fire.
It nearly went through without the window. Can't be doing without my Audible at bedtime.
Can you set a timer for Audible?
Yes!
Not on the Kindle though and I have to fanny round with the Bluetooth speaker for the Kindle and it's too late for that. First world problems.
We'd hate to have any fannying around here, eh?!
At 3am?! I'm not even fannying around with myself at this time."I quite agree. Fannying requires effort and I have expended all of mine | |||
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"Sounds like fun" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me. | |||
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"Night Jim and anyone else crazy enough to be awake now "Na night. x | |||
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"Sounds like fun Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me." If it wasn't.. it is now. Good morning!! | |||
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"Sounds like fun Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me. If it wasn't.. it is now. Good morning!!" Have you had a sleep? | |||
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"Sounds like fun Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me. If it wasn't.. it is now. Good morning!! Have you had a sleep?" I may never find out. | |||
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"Sounds like fun Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me. If it wasn't.. it is now. Good morning!! Have you had a sleep? I may never find out." No, not yet but it's still morning | |||
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"Sounds like fun Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miz. I think it's just you and me. If it wasn't.. it is now. Good morning!! Have you had a sleep? I may never find out. No, not yet but it's still morning "Personally, I don't say good morning until I've had a sleep. Even though technically it is morning. | |||
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"Good morning Jim and anyone else mad enough to be awake "Good morning, yeah I should probably sleep   | |||
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"Seagulls woke me up. Little bastards "Stop picking on Seagulls, they are just excited to start their day lol | |||
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"Seagulls woke me up. Little bastards
Stop picking on Seagulls, they are just excited to start their day lol"They are nesting on the chimney pot over the road. Every morning they have choir practice for an hour. I wouldn't mind but I'm 3 miles from the sea | |||
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"Here's one I prepared earlier." | |||
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"Round 4!" Hey cutie | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower Underneath your heart shaped pubes. Oh, I am sorry. Here.
That usually is where I keep my flower.
And thank you for this one too " | |||
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"Round 4! Hey cutie " You trying to chat yourself up  | |||
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"Round 4! Hey cutie You trying to chat yourself up "You know my feelings on self love. Wink wink. | |||
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"Round 4! Hey cutie You trying to chat yourself up
You know my feelings on self love. Wink wink. "Of course i do. Wank Wank | |||
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"Round 4! Flannelette, you're the fourth first poster. Quite the accolade. Where is my flower Underneath your heart shaped pubes. Oh, I am sorry. Here.
That usually is where I keep my flower.
And thank you for this one too
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again "Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special. | |||
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"Here's one I prepared earlier." He used to watch Blue Peter ^ | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special."I have some books instead | |||
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"I wonder if aquaman has a hoodie. I reckon he does." I bet he does | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special.
I have some books instead "Show off. | |||
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"What did you buy from the shop, Ace?" Just some Digestives, but one of ma neighbours relieved me of some of those
Oh, and some virtual Twiglets for your good self | |||
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"What did you buy from the shop, Ace? Just some Digestives, but one of ma neighbours relieved me of some of those
Oh, and some virtual Twiglets for your good self "Ta very much. | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special.
I have some books instead
Show off."I very nearly got the iron out as i know you like me ironing | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special.
I have some books instead
Show off.
I very nearly got the iron out as i know you like me ironing "I have a picture of you ironing | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special.
I have some books instead
Show off.
I very nearly got the iron out as i know you like me ironing
I have a picture of you ironing "Oh do you indeed | |||
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"I have run out of hoodie pics now to change my profile again
Luckily this thread isn't a hoodie special.
I have some books instead
Show off.
I very nearly got the iron out as i know you like me ironing "Haha. | |||
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"It's RuPaul's birthday today. Happy birthday, Ru!" Now sissy that walk! | |||
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"It's RuPaul's birthday today. Happy birthday, Ru! Now sissy that walk! " Yes, girlfriend. | |||
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"It's RuPaul's birthday today. Happy birthday, Ru! Now sissy that walk! " Happy birthday mamma Ru | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suzy. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface" Good evening Jim, hope you're well. x | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active "I never knew. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suzy. Happy Tuesday. Smileyface Good evening Jim, hope you're well. x " I'm good, thanks. I hope you're well too. x | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active
I never knew."Cant you tell what i have been doing while busy at work this evening | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active "Oh my fuck. These are wonderful facts | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active
I never knew.
Cant you tell what i have been doing while busy at work this evening "Beavering away. | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active
Oh my fuck.
These are wonderful facts "I knew you would like them i am slowly becoming an expert  | |||
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"Did you know otters juggle stones when they get excited for food while older otters juggle to keep there minds active
I never knew.
Cant you tell what i have been doing while busy at work this evening
Beavering away."No no thats the weekend | |||
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"My upstairs neighbor is a heavy sleeper. She works in a carehome and when at work in the morning she has to have lots of alarms go off every 15 mins to wake her up. But she doesn't have the alarms set for when it's time to get up. Oh no. It's every 15 mins for 3 hours before she's due to get up. She doesn't realise this wakes Cindi up and keeps her awake because Cindi is a light sleeper
Morning all
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"I don't mind, I'll just catch up on my sleep after lunch for a couple hours. I'm not working at the moment as I'm on the sick so it's not too bad. If I had work, then we'd have a strongly worded conversation "Well that is a good job your not, nothing to serious i hope. Maybe a smaller conversation right now may prepare | |||
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"I don't mind, I'll just catch up on my sleep after lunch for a couple hours. I'm not working at the moment as I'm on the sick so it's not too bad. If I had work, then we'd have a strongly worded conversation
Well that is a good job your not, nothing to serious i hope.
Maybe a smaller conversation right now may prepare "Yes I may have a friendly word with her
I don't like confrontation as I'm too nice in real life and especially with neighbours.
On here though I'm a right bitch at times | |||
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"I don't mind, I'll just catch up on my sleep after lunch for a couple hours. I'm not working at the moment as I'm on the sick so it's not too bad. If I had work, then we'd have a strongly worded conversation
Well that is a good job your not, nothing to serious i hope.
Maybe a smaller conversation right now may prepare
Yes I may have a friendly word with her
I don't like confrontation as I'm too nice in real life and especially with neighbours.
On here though I'm a right bitch at times "Yeah a friendly chat is always the best way always get a much more posotive reaction. I know what you mean i am noy really one for confrontation in real life is easier to just be nice to people
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" Its a little different when on here though "The messages
Some make me laugh.
I mean come on, as an example Id get a one liner that says:
"My cock in your ass"
And that's all it says
Shakespeare in all his poetic magnificence couldn't have put it any better
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