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"Yoo hoo jim" Yoo hoo! *Waves* | |||
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"Meli see firstface is better than smokeface " Naaah it's not. I'll be both. | |||
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"Yoo hoo jim Yoo hoo! *Waves*" *does the funky chicken through the thread* | |||
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"Meli see firstface is better than smokeface Naaah it's not. I'll be both. " Nooo | |||
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"Hey! Bugger. I opted for too many words! You would." True story. | |||
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"Hola" Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats " Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. | |||
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"Hey! Bugger. I opted for too many words! " A.m.a.t.e.u.r | |||
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"Hey! Bugger. I opted for too many words! A.m.a.t.e.u.r " A m a t e u r o f o p i n i o n | |||
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"LastFace " You're very premature. | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that." Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding | |||
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"Hola Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface" Looking shadey there jim | |||
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"Hey! Bugger. I opted for too many words! A.m.a.t.e.u.r A m a t e u r o f o p i n i o n " Very clever | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding " I have a parrot hat I can wear. | |||
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"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms?" Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile. | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. " I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. | |||
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"I'm number 10" I heard that you like downing. | |||
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"Hey! That fast response was so you, Meli. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!" Thanks Jim, I feel so happy now. And seen. You make me feel seen you know. | |||
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"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms? Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile." Babs is a classy lady that is why. Babs did however tell me she has some. | |||
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"LastFace You're very premature." Only with you Jim | |||
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"damn I was 9" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. " I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding " What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick " Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie? | |||
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"damn I was 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube " I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day Give me a happy song PLEASE | |||
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"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down." Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. " I know. But try it as a back up for days when cravings get the better of you and see if it helps. You don’t have to buy a liquid with nicotine in, and then it’s pure placebo. You can also get ones that don’t create a massive steam head - the O2kit vapemaster £25 on Amazon is a simple one to try. But I do not what you mean by “one of those people” but remember you’re conforming to a different “one of those” by buying the faggles. | |||
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"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down." Jim is going to powder his nose while he has a shit ^ | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie? " Yes, but we’re good friends now so I shouldn’t really say | |||
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"No rants" LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face. I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement. | |||
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"Nothing more Hi!! " Advocado emoji. | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie? " Surely you're not suggesting there could be other disappointment sticks in the world? Lois! | |||
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"No rants LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face. I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement. " Are you both going to nuzzle my boobies again? | |||
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"Nothing more Hi!! Advocado emoji." Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights? | |||
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"No rants LBC is going to sit on my face because she thinks it’s a nice face. I’m sharing as you’ll understand my excitement. Are you both going to nuzzle my boobies again?" Damn straight. Well damn lesby. | |||
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"Hello Good evwning! " Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2 | |||
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"Parrot eyes " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender? | |||
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"Nothing more Hi!! Advocado emoji. Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights?" Too paaaaaaaarty. | |||
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"I feel for you. You maniac " I'm a crazy maniac! | |||
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"Just a simple hi" Hi Libsaurus. | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. I recently got a vape. It hurts my chest and it’s not a cigarette. It pretends to be, but it’s a disappointment stick Have you ever experienced any other sticks of disappointment Jamie? Surely you're not suggesting there could be other disappointment sticks in the world? Lois! " Well, erm, possibly I may have encountered one or two in my 48 years | |||
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"Just a simple hi Hi Libsaurus. " Hello my little tortoise. | |||
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"Nothing more Hi!! Advocado emoji. Is that an emoji for when you help the avocado to express itself and fight for its rights? Too paaaaaaaarty." Now I’m thinking about you as a beastie boy. It’s rather sexy. | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Which hat did you go for? | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. I know. But try it as a back up for days when cravings get the better of you and see if it helps. You don’t have to buy a liquid with nicotine in, and then it’s pure placebo. You can also get ones that don’t create a massive steam head - the O2kit vapemaster £25 on Amazon is a simple one to try. But I do not what you mean by “one of those people” but remember you’re conforming to a different “one of those” by buying the faggles. " Faggles sound really cute and endearing though. No you're right, I'm going to have a look tomorrow at it. It is the act of it, rather than the nicotine. I can go months without smoking and then I'll have a moment and be like give me Marlboros now. And then the next day the thought of smoking makes me feel queasy. | |||
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"Yoo hoo jim Yoo hoo! *Waves* *does the funky chicken through the thread*" 80s music makes me feel like that too. | |||
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"Parrot eyes Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender?" And I swear that I don't have a blender No, I don't have a blender No, I don't have a blender | |||
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"I'm number 10" Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash " How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&R. What's your favourite TV car? | |||
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"Hello Good evwning! Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2 " Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights. | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X" I am waiting for the date to make a decision | |||
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"Just a simple hi Hi Libsaurus. Hello my little tortoise." I think that's the nicest term of endearment I've read on here ever. | |||
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"Hey! Bugger. I opted for too many words! You would. True story." | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. " The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. " This is a good suggestion, and I support it. | |||
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"I'm number 10 Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend." I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19 This is my video though. I was trying to be sexy. But I have caused more laughter than boners. I tried to cut open my fishnet top with BLUNT SCISSORS and nearly stabbed myself in the face five times. *cringeeee* I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video. | |||
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"Hola Hola hola hola and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Smileyface Looking shadey there jim " Takes one to know one. | |||
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"Hello Good evwning! Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2 Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights. " Just speed read part 1, yup you're all on drugs | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors " She gets it. I think I might watch Beyonce at Glastonbury, this song is one of their dreariest. | |||
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"Hay Jim, sorry missed your reply in the last thread. Im very well thanks spent the day doing all sorts. Few bits for him, out on his bike, played a bit of football, switch and lego dimensions on the wii u. Mixed up day " No need to apologise. That's a good play day. | |||
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"Meli, get a vape with no nicotine and a nice strawberry or other fun flavour. Use it for cravings. I might look into vaping. I don't want to be one of *those* people* ya know? *conjures up stereotypical images of a vaper that you'll some how get. The confused vaper- leans down to bag for a quick vape indoors " | |||
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"I'm number 10 Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend. I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19 This is my video though. I was trying to be sexy. But I have caused more laughter than boners. I tried to cut open my fishnet top with BLUNT SCISSORS and nearly stabbed myself in the face five times. *cringeeee* I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video. " *Runs to Twitter. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour." Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing | |||
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"I'm number 10 Lemon please may you upload your video to here? Asking for a friend. I still don't have site supporter!! I'm just a cheap ass bitch https://twitter.com/lemonbutterx/status/1276954556484800512?s=19 This is my video though. I was trying to be sexy. But I have caused more laughter than boners. I tried to cut open my fishnet top with BLUNT SCISSORS and nearly stabbed myself in the face five times. *cringeeee* I really should have put some I Want To Break Free audio over the video. " I'm going to follow you on my sexy sex times Twitter account so I can see this gloriousness all over my feed. | |||
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"Hey! That fast response was so you, Meli. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster! Thanks Jim, I feel so happy now. And seen. You make me feel seen you know. " Haha. | |||
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"You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy" He knows when you’re nocturnal He won’t let you all sleep He knows if you’ve been bad or good So be good for jimmys sake | |||
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"Babs what colour are your Pom Poms? Babs doesn't get her pom poms out on her profile. Babs is a classy lady that is why. Babs did however tell me she has some. " Oh, Babs has pom poms alright. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour." The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY | |||
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"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect? Mrs TMN x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY" Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X I am waiting for the date to make a decision " Ok well im sure we will be sending out the save a dates in due course x | |||
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"May I join the party?" The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results. | |||
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"May I join the party? Only if you have your dancing shoes. " I'll get the trusty loubs | |||
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"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect? Mrs TMN x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x" Goodness! That must be quite a burden to bear. Do you have to wear special pants so you don't poke people's eyes out on the regular? | |||
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"damn I was 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day Give me a happy song PLEASE " I'll give you one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? " Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. | |||
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"May I join the party? The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results. " Inspirational innit | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering." Meli oh dear | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering." This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic | |||
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"May I join the party? The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results. Inspirational innit " Viola beach These boys on now I know I keep bringing them up but Maaaan what a band they were!!! | |||
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"Please excuse me, I have to go powder my nose whilst sitting down. Jim is going to powder his nose while he has a shit ^ " It was a number ¹. | |||
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"May I join the party? Only if you have your dancing shoes. I'll get the trusty loubs " So classy. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering." I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends Lana Paris Girls LANAPARISGIRLS it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds. I leave it on about 20 mins or so to make sure it’s there. Trim yourself down first though. It’s sensitive on a quim! It’s the only one I’ve used that hasn’t given me BV! I fashion mine into a little heart shaped patch of fuzz | |||
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"damn I was 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day Give me a happy song PLEASE I'll give you one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube " Thank you for giving me one! I'm shaking it like a polaroid picture! | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. Meli oh dear " Shush Grumpy, I can't do anything to my treasure chest that damages the future cocking potential of it. You wouldn't want to plunge into a sore looking food would you? | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic " No it isn't. Your WooWoo sounds far more appetizing though. | |||
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"evening jim recently I have been mostly been trying on hats Are you going to JamieHants wedding? We all need hats for that. Oh I have the perfect hat for a wedding What colour is it DC as I am not mother of the bride so I wouldn't want a clash How is your hat hunting coming along not mother in law? Or have you decided on a lovely flower ring? X I am waiting for the date to make a decision " Jamie my love your not real mother has said we need to set a date so she can choose her hat? X | |||
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"Parrot eyes Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Do you own a blender? And I swear that I don't have a blender No, I don't have a blender No, I don't have a blender " The way you wear sunglasses, I would have bet everything I own on you owning a blender. You never can tell. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. Meli oh dear Shush Grumpy, I can't do anything to my treasure chest that damages the future cocking potential of it. You wouldn't want to plunge into a sore looking food would you? " Like a bruised Banana you mean ?? | |||
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"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Please do join me in listening to Heart 80s. Also, tell me, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface " Lurking I think. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY Omg are you a Lana Del Bae fan? Yeeeees! Such a Lana Del Bae fan and unashamedly so. Lolita is one of my favourite songs of all time. So WooWoo.... how long do you leave it on for? I've got it in my basket but I'm a bit worried it'll leave my quim unable to handle a good plundering. This WooWoo is not the WooWoo I remember from my youth. That WooWoo was purple and alcoholic No it isn't. Your WooWoo sounds far more appetizing though. " It was a very lovely thing to share with friends when you really shouldn't have been in the bar | |||
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"Hello Good evwning! Good evwning Lemon, what have I missed so far seeing as it's part 2 Oh gosh where do I start!! You've missed lots of CRAZY! I'm sure we are all on drugs some nights. " I've missed who said that to you. | |||
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"May I join the party? The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results. Inspirational innit " Heartbreaking. I listened to the lyrics, like really heard them and I hope one day I'll be good enough to have a fixer. | |||
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"I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends Lana Paris Girls LANAPARISGIRLS it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds. I leave it on about 20 mins or so to make sure it’s there. Trim yourself down first though. It’s sensitive on a quim! It’s the only one I’ve used that hasn’t given me BV! I fashion mine into a little heart shaped patch of fuzz " You have Insta worthy experiences you really do. That sounds absolutely brilliant, she's up there with acts I want to see live. If she ever did a show on Halloween? Please can you upload your heart so I can see what's possible? | |||
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"May I join the party?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indigo. Consider yourself joined. Let's dance! | |||
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"May I join the party? The more the merrier! You should watch this epic live Fix You. My heart has soared and it reminds me of opening my results. Inspirational innit I tried to get heavy about music last night and non of you were having it.....(ignored me....and Beyonce.) Steve x Heartbreaking. I listened to the lyrics, like really heard them and I hope one day I'll be good enough to have a fixer. " | |||
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"You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy" That's a happy song. I love it. | |||
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"I’m such a fan! I used to have Lolita lyrics on my bio! One of my many rewrites I rotate weekend I saw her at a festival in Paris with my girlfriends Lana Paris Girls LANAPARISGIRLS it was exactly as dreamy as it sounds. I leave it on about 20 mins or so to make sure it’s there. Trim yourself down first though. It’s sensitive on a quim! It’s the only one I’ve used that hasn’t given me BV! I fashion mine into a little heart shaped patch of fuzz You have Insta worthy experiences you really do. That sounds absolutely brilliant, she's up there with acts I want to see live. If she ever did a show on Halloween? Please can you upload your heart so I can see what's possible? " If there’s a dreamy experience to have, I want to be there. Omg Lana on Halloween?! That would SUCH a good time! must be the season of the witch indeed! I toyed with the idea of uploading my heart. I’m not brave enough! | |||
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"Come on Eileen." Tits, mouth or face? | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing" Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo. | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo." I hear “yazoo” now and I wonder what Annie Wilkes has got up to... | |||
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"You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Jim is Summer Santa in Julyyyyy He knows when you’re nocturnal He won’t let you all sleep He knows if you’ve been bad or good So be good for jimmys sake " Another verse. | |||
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"Come on Eileen." That's my JAM!!!!!!!!! And Jamie pls get your love heart minge out I would enjoy the view x | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo." Oh no Jim I like my milkshake but that sounds too nutty for me | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. Oh no it's way past my bedtime but I had C O C A C O L A and my head is buzzzzing Screw bedtime. Oh, guess what I drank today. Chocolate and hazelnut Yazoo, it's liquid Nutella, but not made by Nutella, it's made by Yazoo." Yazoo is very apt for the 80's | |||
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"Good evening Mon Amigos " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* " Na night. x | |||
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"Re Lana Del Ray: I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!! Steve x" I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it? | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* " I’m going to happyfeel you up in your dreams. | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* " Night night Lemon! | |||
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"It's what I like to call, the midnight hour. The witching hour! https://youtu.be/zA4OjrpVsiY" Love Lana. | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* " Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go. | |||
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"May I join the party? Only if you have your dancing shoes. I'll get the trusty loubs " Get your Loubs out. | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* " Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow | |||
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"Good evening Mon Amigos Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Merry nocturnal thread! Smileyface" | |||
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"Re Lana Del Ray: I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!! Steve x I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it? " "Re Lana Del Ray: I like Lana Del Ray's music.....(and I'd possibly Shag her).....but God I bet she is high maintenance!!!! Steve x I agree Steve. Being high maintenance is not a good thing is it? " Good to find a medium in life I say. If the see-saw is too uneven....someone gets bitter I reckon. Nice to meet you Meli Steve x | |||
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"Hola everyone! How are we all? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jim. Are you permanently erect? Mrs TMN x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. Thank you for giving me a big one. To answer your question, of course I am. x Goodness! That must be quite a burden to bear. Do you have to wear special pants so you don't poke people's eyes out on the regular? " I do sometimes have to wear special baggy trousers. | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow " Hmmmf. | |||
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"I'm off to bed! Goodnight everybody *dances my way out* Na’night. I might send you my heart minge if I’m feeling cute tomorrow Hmmmf." She’s been asking longer! | |||
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"I'm not going to read the previous 115 posts....my brain probably won't cope. Evening all deviants...strangers, lovers, 'People loving to lust' and maybe the odd person 'lusting for love'. Good Eveeeeeeeeening....,.... This is Stevie Boy. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. All the effort I've gone to, and you're not reading it all. Unbelievable. It's good to see you again, dude. Which are you, deviant, stranger or lover? | |||
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"damn I was 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA Lukas Graham - 7 Years [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] - YouTube I can't listen to that song Jim it makes me cry because it reminds me that I'll die one day Give me a happy song PLEASE I'll give you one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw OutKast - Hey Ya! (Official Music Video) - YouTube Thank you for giving me one! I'm shaking it like a polaroid picture!" Video please. | |||
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"Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Please do join me in listening to Heart 80s. Also, tell me, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface Lurking I think. " Are you poking your head around the corner? | |||
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"I'm not going to read the previous 115 posts....my brain probably won't cope. Evening all deviants...strangers, lovers, 'People loving to lust' and maybe the odd person 'lusting for love'. Good Eveeeeeeeeening....,.... This is Stevie Boy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. All the effort I've gone to, and you're not reading it all. Unbelievable. It's good to see you again, dude. Which are you, deviant, stranger or lover?" I can't keep up dropped in late.....70% lover,29% deviant 1% stranger. Is that the right answer...cos I don't give a fuck...it is the truth. | |||
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"Oh howdy " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. Smileyface | |||
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