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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! "Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest?  | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest? " | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest? "Male: Uses a freshly-baked apple pie.(cooled of course) Female: Uses the can of squirty cream.  | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest? "Doesn't everyone cook like this  | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest? "I'd probably get mixed up and toss off the meat cleaver and try and chop up some lamb chops with my nob! lol | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! Get cock in hand, get meat cleaver in other hand......use your imagination for the rest?
Doesn't everyone cook like this "I believe it's part of the MaccyD's training program! | |||
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"I could give the tip a little bite if you wanted "Only if you're the proud owners of some dentures....and they're sat in a glass next to the bed!! | |||
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"I could give the tip a little bite if you wanted
Only if you're the proud owners of some dentures....and they're sat in a glass next to the bed!! "no but i can guarentee it will cure your horniness lol | |||
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"I could give the tip a little bite if you wanted
Only if you're the proud owners of some dentures....and they're sat in a glass next to the bed!!
no but i can guarentee it will cure your horniness lol"I like that kind of guarantee! lol | |||
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"Feel bad for me. I had to give the 2 AA batteries out of my vibe to my daughter to get her camera going, and I forgot to buy some more! And my meet for tonight cancelled. And the replacement meet left the site. *sigh* Welcome to Handsville, population: me!" Hey don't worry...I have a lifetime membership to Handsville...freedom of the city and all that! I'm hoping it will soon be twinned with Lubesville cos I'm starting to get blisters! lol | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! "Hide your pictures ....... I wasn't horny till I saw them! | |||
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"Feel bad for me. I had to give the 2 AA batteries out of my vibe to my daughter to get her camera going, and I forgot to buy some more! And my meet for tonight cancelled. And the replacement meet left the site. *sigh* Welcome to Handsville, population: me! Hey don't worry...I have a lifetime membership to Handsville...freedom of the city and all that! I'm hoping it will soon be twinned with Lubesville cos I'm starting to get blisters! lol"I guess I should feel lucky that I am self lubing. | |||
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"Forgotten what Horniness feels likes.. please tell me." It's the genital equivalent of that moment when you've got the first 4 numbers in the lottery...lots of expectation but plenty of room for disappointment! lol | |||
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"Hide your pictures ....... I wasn't horny till I saw them! "Well...why should I be the only one suffering unrequited horniness....?!? lol (you obviously haven't spotted my third nipple and wooden buttock implants yet! lol) | |||
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"Get some ring doughnuts and play quoits..." That would just make me hungry as well...! lol | |||
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"Hide your pictures ....... I wasn't horny till I saw them!
Well...why should I be the only one suffering unrequited horniness....?!? lol
(you obviously haven't spotted my third nipple and wooden buttock implants yet! lol)"* goes off to scrutinize pics in 200% magnification * | |||
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"* goes off to scrutinize pics in 200% magnification *" * rushes off to shrink pics by 200%!! | |||
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"Hide your pictures ....... I wasn't horny till I saw them! "Cor, they are pretty tasty aren't they. Now I feel worse!! | |||
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"Cor, they are pretty tasty aren't they. Now I feel worse!!" My apologies...but just be thankful you are self lubricating! lol | |||
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"Hide your pictures ....... I wasn't horny till I saw them!
Well...why should I be the only one suffering unrequited horniness....?!? lol
(you obviously haven't spotted my third nipple and wooden buttock implants yet! lol)
* goes off to scrutinize pics in 200% magnification *"They r rather delicious I must say mmmmmm  | |||
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"They r rather delicious I must say mmmmmm "I think it's a distance related thing...the further women are away, the more attractive I become! Sadly, the converse is therefore obviously the case! lol | |||
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"OK, so here I sit, all boned up and nowehre to go! So apart from the obvious...how the hell does one get over some serious horniness?? Bonus points for imagination! "Think of a severe braces blowjob buy a d*unken participant who is very hungry. | |||
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"Forgotten what Horniness feels likes.. please tell me. It's the genital equivalent of that moment when you've got the first 4 numbers in the lottery...lots of expectation but plenty of room for disappointment! lol" Good one.. now I know why im so flaaat__ | |||
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