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"Vag on this one too? " There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! " I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... | |||
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"Vag on this one too? " Oh yeah. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nippy. | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... " Just realized how wrong sounds^ | |||
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"Can tell you what I wish I was doing " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rhy. What do you wish you were doing? | |||
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"Vag on this one too? Oh yeah. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nippy." Evernin Jim | |||
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"It’s been a whirlwind on the nocturnal thread. I couldn’t be happier " It's been a blast. | |||
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" You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations! Thanks Jim!" Don't thank me, you did the hard work. | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ " I don't charge for entry | |||
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" You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations! Thanks Jim! Don't thank me, you did the hard work." I was just waiting patiently for a nice quiet slot | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... " I never charge cocks. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?" Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve | |||
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" It’s Martin!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ I don't charge for entry " Free Willy! | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. " Same here | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve" You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. Same here " | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. " It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!! | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ I don't charge for entry Free Willy! " Willy shall be free to ride on(wards) | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. " Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like " I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then | |||
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"We need more animal facts " My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!! " *sore bottom | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then " Consider it on the way!! | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. The nocturnal thread is out of this world. | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ I don't charge for entry Free Willy! Willy shall be free to ride on(wards) " Upwards and downwards, and sideways and from behind.... | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. " Sorry Estella for earlier. So easy to miss an earlier post or the shade of the writing in a post (at least for a newbie). Read your private mail from an hour and a half ago......you'll see the softie I am. Steve | |||
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" You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations! Thanks Jim! Don't thank me, you did the hard work. I was just waiting patiently for a nice quiet slot" Don't ever wait for Princess Peach. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then " Just PayPal'd it over | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. It's probably that spanking I dished out after your behaviour earlier!! *sore bottom " Let's not talk about this ever again!! Maybe just a little spanking.... | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve" | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ I don't charge for entry Free Willy! Willy shall be free to ride on(wards) Upwards and downwards, and sideways and from behind...." Sideways?! | |||
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"Going to bed. Night all. " Na night x | |||
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"Eeeevening, Jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. Happy Saturday. Smileyface | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... " But she’s SO cute! | |||
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"Going to bed. Night all. " Na night. | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME." STFU!!! | |||
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"We need more animal facts " Toucans curl up into little balks when they sleep | |||
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"Can’t sleep. Tried hard. Sorry Estella for earlier. So easy to miss an earlier post or the shade of the writing in a post (at least for a newbie). Read your private mail from an hour and a half ago......you'll see the softie I am. Steve" I was only teasing! | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME." D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara | |||
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"We need more animal facts " Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown? | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Just PayPal'd it over " The kind of support I appreciate from this thread. Gold star | |||
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"Eeeeeeevening all. There is a strong smell here tonight! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Benny in your white pants. Smileyface | |||
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"We need more animal facts Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown? " If I was a snail, I would need to buy a bigger shell every month | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara " Damm it | |||
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"We need more animal facts Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown? " Also. Rats cannot vomit. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Consider it on the way!!" Another gold star! | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Just PayPal'd it over The kind of support I appreciate from this thread. Gold star" Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too | |||
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"We need more animal facts " I still haven't finished reading the end of the first nocturnal thread. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. Isnt that handy for their waistline? And being able to still fit in their shell house lockdown? If I was a snail, I would need to buy a bigger shell every month " Dont say a word | |||
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"Vag on this one too? There is vag. And cock. All for equality on here! I bet there's an entrance fee for cock though..... Just realized how wrong sounds^ I don't charge for entry Free Willy! " Yes! | |||
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"Good fortune just came on Jim! No lies!" There's another coincidence coming up. | |||
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"Grass on the house up the road for having a party...?" Let them party. They're young? | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Just PayPal'd it over The kind of support I appreciate from this thread. Gold star Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too " *takes back gold star and replaces with lollipop* | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. " Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon." All the coincidences!! | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! " Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....? | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....?" I’ll give her a happy forever home! | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....? I’ll give her a happy forever home! " Are you no longer kitten fan? | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. All the coincidences!! " What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17? | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Just PayPal'd it over The kind of support I appreciate from this thread. Gold star Shush, don't tell S you gave a gold star! It confers......privileges And you are most welcome. We can Gift Aid too *takes back gold star and replaces with lollipop* " Ta Jamie, I love a good Chupa Chup | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....? I’ll give her a happy forever home! Are you no longer kitten fan?" I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....? I’ll give her a happy forever home! Are you no longer kitten fan? I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream " Ekhm. I refer you to cat and chicks gif. | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... But she’s SO cute! Only so much cute piss I can tolerate in my house.... Anybody want a scruffy looking pissy puppy....? I’ll give her a happy forever home! Are you no longer kitten fan? I am always a cat person. Kittens AND puppies though? That’s the dream Ekhm. I refer you to cat and chicks gif. " Omg that was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I want to be as chilled as that cat | |||
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"We need more animal facts My puppy can go out in the garden for half an hour without pissing, and then come in the house and piss on my living room rug within 10 seconds..... " #PuppyFact | |||
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"We need more animal facts " Kangaroos can't fart. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart." Nor can seagulls! | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart." Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara Damm it " Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree) The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe. The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family! 'I***** a game the whole family can play!' | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. " That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Consider it on the way!!" Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host. | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara Damm it Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree) The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe. The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family! 'I***** a game the whole family can play!' " Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. " Maybe they are extremely polite | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Consider it on the way!! Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host." Get out of it! Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance! | |||
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"Animal facts?! Penises! Did you know the tapir can scratch its own back with its cock? Male tapirs, that is? https://www.ranker.com/list/largest-animal-junk-to-body-ratios/jacob-shelton" Nice fact. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Nor can seagulls! " Nor chickens | |||
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"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant. " Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara Damm it Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree) The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe. The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family! 'I***** a game the whole family can play!' Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours. " Oh sorry Auntie June, better luck next time. Cousin Geoff is coming to visit | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. Maybe they are extremely polite" You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood. Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have | |||
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"Hola! Too hot to sleep plus i have a dilemma! Grass on the house up the road for having a party or stick my earplugs in and ignore them? " Earplugs, I bet someone has already grassed them up. | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Consider it on the way!! Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host. Get out of it! Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance! " I almost forgot. I am not particularly materialistically inclined. What would I do without you. Ps. I like the fact he Owes us . | |||
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"STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT WILD CHIMPS IN GUINEA DRINK FERMENTED PALM SAP, WHICH CONTAINS ABOUT 3 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. D*unken monkeys?! Now THAT is an animal fact suitable for a Friday night! If you were closer I would let you wear my tiara Damm it Ahhhh. Primatology....my speciality (part of my degree) The Bonobos of Africa offer sex as the most basic form of greeting. They are all at it, all day long, with every member just to maintain a happy chilled atmosphere in the toupe. The only downside....... Is they don't differentiate from close family! 'I***** a game the whole family can play!' Oh my. I imagine their family get togethers are a bit different to ours. Oh sorry Auntie June, better luck next time. Cousin Geoff is coming to visit " | |||
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"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant. Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive " Haha | |||
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"The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War Two hit an elephant. Estella this really isn’t a happy fact. I’m very sensitive " I’ve made up for it with the next one. | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. All the coincidences!! " 2017face | |||
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"A hippo has pink sweat. " You’re absolutely right. This is delightful to know | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. All the coincidences!! 2017face" 2017face - yes!! | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. All the coincidences!! What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17?" I answered before I read the question. | |||
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"A hippo has pink sweat. You’re absolutely right. This is delightful to know " Pigs’ orgasms last for 30 minutes | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. | |||
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"Time for me to sleep, goodnight all sweet dreams " Na night x | |||
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"Normal service at last!!! Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and everybody!! Was I in a parallel universe earlier? Quite possibly the same one I was in! Steve You have entered the multiverse, where anything is possible with as many people as you like I want everyone on the site to give me £20 then Consider it on the way!! Don't forget to tip the nocturnal thread host. Get out of it! Rose and I are still waiting for compensation for our guest appearance! " Haha. | |||
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" It’s Martin! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Eeeeevening Jim! I was thinking about our boat racing on the Thames the other day. Do you know what. I thought about that this afternoon. All the coincidences!! What year was it? 2015, 16 or 17? I answered before I read the question." Shit, you did! Synchronicity is strong today! | |||
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"Time for me to sleep, goodnight all sweet dreams " Na night. Enjoy your weekend with your boy. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. Maybe they are extremely polite You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood. Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have " Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-) My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head. | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee." I knew this! JK Rowling pictured him buzzing about like a bee! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life." for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. Maybe they are extremely polite You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood. Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-) My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head. " Mine is in my pants. | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee." Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. Maybe they are extremely polite You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood. Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-) My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head. Mine is in my pants." Tempted to say: hold it tight! | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this." She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. I knew this! JK Rowling pictured him buzzing about like a bee!" | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened " Oh And good evening Bill | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened " Are you safe and well? | |||
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"We need more animal facts Kangaroos can't fart. Crocodiles cant stick their tongues out. That doesn’t surprise me. They don’t seem like the most playful animal, I can’t imagine they pull faces. Maybe they are extremely polite You could be right. Maybe they’re very misunderstood. Maybe we should hug a crocodile and apologise for the bad rep they have Poor crocodiles. They have eaten more than they can chew. Bloody immobile tongues.;-) My favourite find so far - a shrimps heart is in its head. Mine is in my pants." | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees " What’s your favourite animal from HP? | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating" And it's up to 50 cm long so she doesnt need earbuds to clean her ears | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened Are you safe and well?" yeah I'm good, they still take our temperature before clocking in to work, | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Bill! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's this about another Texan lockdown? Sounds like the title of a film, but it's real life. for real sorta, bars are closed , restaurants back to 50 % been an uptick in cases since they reopened Oh And good evening Bill " evening ms. Rose | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees What’s your favourite animal from HP? " Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP. I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?! What’s yours? | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating" Knew you’d have a good fact Bill | |||
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"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy." Oh oh oh! You called her Lana Del Bae And yes she IS dreamy! I’m so happy you watched her on the iplayer this has made my night! | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees What’s your favourite animal from HP? Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP. I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?! What’s yours? " Niffler? I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill " hi _stella | |||
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"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy." Do you remember when I was called Lana Del Ray on here? And then Laura Twatfink Ashley! | |||
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"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy. Oh oh oh! You called her Lana Del Bae And yes she IS dreamy! I’m so happy you watched her on the iplayer this has made my night! " | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill hi _stella " Ello lovely, here we are again!! | |||
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"Jamie, I watched Lana Del Bae on the iPlayer earlier today. So dreamy. Do you remember when I was called Lana Del Ray on here? And then Laura Twatfink Ashley!" I do remember. | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill hi _stella Ello lovely, here we are again!!" yep keeping our social distancing | |||
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"Lioness do 90% of the hunting" A lioness' work is almost never done. | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill hi _stella Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing " Not hard with you all the way over there! | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees What’s your favourite animal from HP? Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP. I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?! What’s yours? Niffler? I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! " My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim. | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees What’s your favourite animal from HP? Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP. I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?! What’s yours? Niffler? I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim. " Bwahahaha! | |||
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"Lioness do 90% of the hunting" They’re also the ones to teach the lion clubs how to hunt. They really should overthrow the male lions | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill hi _stella Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing Not hard with you all the way over there!" me? Your way over there , plus i heard ya'll went crazy going to the beach | |||
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"Lioness do 90% of the hunting They’re also the ones to teach the lion clubs how to hunt. They really should overthrow the male lions " males stay and guard the little one's | |||
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"Dumbledore was an old English name for a bee. Oh, I think Jamie is going to like this. She really does. She loves Harry Potter and she loves Bees What’s your favourite animal from HP? Well I love mermaids, but not the ones in HP. I would say probably snuffler. Imagine how handy one of those would be when you lose an earring back?! What’s yours? Niffler? I liked the sound of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! My phone autocorrected but I’m SO happy you knew what I meant If I had a hippogriff I would name him Jim. " | |||
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"A giraffe's tounge is black, so it doesn't get sunburned when eating Knew you’d have a good fact Bill hi _stella Ello lovely, here we are again!! yep keeping our social distancing Not hard with you all the way over there! me? Your way over there , plus i heard ya'll went crazy going to the beach" Not me! I’ve been good. | |||
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"It’s definitely bed time for me now. Big love to you all " Na Night | |||
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"It’s definitely bed time for me now. Big love to you all " Night x | |||
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"It’s definitely bed time for me now. Big love to you all " Na night. x | |||
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"It’s definitely bed time for me now. Big love to you all " nighty night | |||
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