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"Carry on c*nts!! "WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then! | |||
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WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!"This is how we did it in 2016. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37]" I'm going to assume that was panda related. I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. | |||
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"Jim is going to be soooooo mad. I didn't even get to be author of the second thread." Vagina has won this time. | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie! "It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread! | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!
It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread! "*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey! | |||
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"Jim is going to be soooooo mad. I didn't even get to be author of the second thread." Spank me. | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It was a reference to one of the late Carry On films with Ray Winstone. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37] I'm going to assume that was panda related. I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. " Yeah but coming home after a bad day and getting a panda cub out?! I mean come on! No one would ever be sad! | |||
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"I'm the ²nd ¹st poster! I'm going to buy myself a coffee in Shrewsbury. Get Stevie boy to buy it!!" That's a good idea. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone "Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us! | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind, "I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while! I quite like it from behind too. | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!
It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!
*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey! "Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker? | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!
This is how we did it in 2016. "We were angry and mourning Prince and David Bowie. | |||
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" VAG POWER "Don’t get down from the table till you’ve eaten all your vaggies, Meli. | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!! "Starring Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Williams, I can see it now  | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
WOW not the normal friendy nocturnal thread then!
This is how we did it in 2016.
We were angry and mourning Prince and David Bowie."That we were. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37] I'm going to assume that was panda related. I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. Yeah but coming home after a bad day and getting a panda cub out?! I mean come on! No one would ever be sad! " It's hard to argue with your enthusiasm | |||
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" VAG POWER "Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR. Jamlet 
What sex you did you win?! | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!
It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!
*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!
Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker? "Definitely a fez. | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!
It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!
*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!
Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker?
Definitely a fez."An excellently jaunty choice. | |||
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Don’t get down from the table till you’ve eaten all your vaggies, Meli."I'm a good vagetarian, I never do.  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/20 23:41:37] I'm going to assume that was panda related. I know, right? A cupboard of pandas would be amazing! So therapeutic. Not so much for the pandas, though. " Yeah, I assumed pandas as well. | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread" Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to? | |||
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"Jim is going to be soooooo mad. I didn't even get to be author of the second thread. Vagina has won this time." Vagina is kicking my ass. | |||
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Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR.
Jamlet
What sex you did you win?! "Awww Jamlet I did respond! It's a Pocket Pulse and I'm going to use it a lot (not on me for obvious reasons). I need to get back in to writing soon though. | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to? " I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy! "I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled. | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to? I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour" Epic film!! You’ve got great taste!! | |||
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"A baby mosquito is called a wriggler." Aw that makes me want to adopt one  | |||
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"I popped in to say 'hello' "Hey Chunky, be prepared to be overwhelmed with vag!! | |||
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"Flamboyance of flamingos is fucking awesome! Any more for any more? " I think I've got some catching up to do from the previous thread. | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!
I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled."I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy  it did make me laugh! | |||
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Hey Chunky, be prepared to be overwhelmed with vag!!"Damn. That's sounds awful. (Looks innocently) | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface | |||
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"I want to know what Lib did to the milkshake queen Jamie!
It’s on the ‘My mate fancies you part deux’ thread!
*puts on my investigation hat* I'm going on a journey!
Ooh, what kind of hat is it? Bowler? Trilby? Deerstalker? "Dear stalker surely. With a pipe. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!"It is indeed and my first night off as well have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend? | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread" Me to xx | |||
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"Jim is going to be soooooo mad. I didn't even get to be author of the second thread. Spank me." *Rolls up sleeves* | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface"Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day? | |||
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Meli! I did respond re sex toys on the previous thread. Also in case you missed the full message, you have MADE MY YEAR.
Jamlet
What sex you did you win?!
Awww Jamlet I did respond! It's a Pocket Pulse and I'm going to use it a lot (not on me for obvious reasons). I need to get back in to writing soon though. "I’ve just gone back and yep! That’s amazing! And such a good cause, loads of my friends/family have that condition. That’s awesome stuff! | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!
I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.
I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy it did make me laugh! "Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx" Hey nurse! You have fantastic boobs. I hope you're not getting underboob sweat tonight. | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
Starring Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Williams, I can see it now " | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!
I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.
I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy it did make me laugh!
Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face "And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!! | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx" Same 3 or 4 just chatting,leave them to it | |||
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"Jim is going to be soooooo mad. I didn't even get to be author of the second thread. You snooze you lose it seems "I'm just s l o w. | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx Hey nurse! You have fantastic boobs. I hope you're not getting underboob sweat tonight. "Hey Meli. It's all bra xx | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs. "Hello my lovely friend xxx | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx" My fault - very sorry! I’ve caused mayhem on the thread. Welcome and hello! And what are you up to? | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dash. I said I'd do you. And now I'm doing you. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs. "Hey Lorraine, welcome to vag takeover! | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx Same 3 or 4 just chatting,leave them to it" Lol xx | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs.
Hey Lorraine, welcome to vag takeover!"I’m loving it. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!
It is indeed and my first night off as well have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend? "Naked sunbathing!! | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!
I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.
I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy it did make me laugh!
Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face
And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!! "You and me both, Johnny! | |||
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"Might be a bit late. A group of Buffalo is called an 'obstinacy'!!!! Steve " Oh, that is brilliant! Mrs TMN x | |||
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"A baby frog or toad can be a tadpole or a polliwog!!" Erm, I don't think you should be calling baby frogs or toads polliwogs. | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Sorry Dash, my fault. What you up to? I was saying I'm watching blue is the warmest colour" Film phwoaarr. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!
It is indeed and my first night off as well have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend?
Naked sunbathing!!"Sounds like a good day for you then | |||
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"A baby frog or toad can be a tadpole or a polliwog!! Erm, I don't think you should be calling baby frogs or toads polliwogs." Hush now. | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! " Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. | |||
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"I’m LOVING the energy on the nocturnal thread. It needed some vag on it. Pimp my thread Jim knows I type fast. He’s soooooo s l o w. But he’s thorough and delightful and good at coming in from behind,
I am loving it. It’s the wildest Friday night I’ve had in a while!
I quite like it from behind too.
She likes it from behind ^ mumsy!
I got humbled during that game, LBC. Humbled.
I'm so confused as to who called you mumsy it did make me laugh!
Honestly, I don’t know who wants to jizz on my mumsy face
And as for you Jamie!! I'm shocked!!
You and me both, Johnny! "I have no words!! Wait in my bedroom and think about what you have done!! I'll be there shortly!! | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I'm sorry you've had to wait since yesterday. x | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!! "Was Charles Hawtry in this one? | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Evening kind sir, tis almost the morrow upon us!
It is indeed and my first night off as well have you got anything lovely planned for the weekend?
Naked sunbathing!!"In the rain????? Weather is turning. (Standing naked in a rainstorm though....that is something else.  | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day? "It was very lazy. Have you done anything today? | |||
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"I’m loving this thread "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I love you. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?
It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?"Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August as long as all goes well restrictions wise | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hello fellow pervs. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. It's a nocturnal thread, but not quite the same. | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. " You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses. | |||
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"Might be a bit late. A group of Buffalo is called an 'obstinacy'!!!! Steve " It's never too late. | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
Was Charles Hawtry in this one? "We call him erectjim! | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses. "Ignorami, no? | |||
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"Got ignored in the first thread, I'm going in the knitting thread Me to xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I'm sorry you've had to wait since yesterday. x" Aww Jim. I don't do waiting!! Lol. How are you? Xx | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
Was Charles Hawtry in this one? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stove. Charles Hawtrey was definitely in that one, he was a right cunt. | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.
Ignorami, no? "That’s specifically a Japanese idiot. | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?
It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?
Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August as long as all goes well restrictions wise "Fantastic. | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.
Ignorami, no?
That’s specifically a Japanese idiot. "This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes! | |||
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"Collective noun for hippopotami - a bloat!! Can we just back peddle to the hillopotami. I have a long standing debate with my friends/family/co-workers/anyone that is unfortunate enough to meet me. If I have two pots of hummus is it hummi? Because I said it and stand by it but everyone tells me I’m wrong. You pluralised the pots not the content. But taking your point, it’s not a universal rule as demonstrated with ignoramus, which pluralises as ignoramuses.
Ignorami, no?
That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.
This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!"Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?
It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?
Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August as long as all goes well restrictions wise
Fantastic."Thanks mate going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well | |||
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Ignorami, no?
That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.
This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!
Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000. "I do often get men to call me Jesus 
Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ  ’ way
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Ignorami, no?
That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.
This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!
Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.
I do often get men to call me Jesus
Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ ’ way
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Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!"Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song? 'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?' John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song. What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors. Steve | |||
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"Good evening Estella, hope your well. Evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?
It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?
Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August as long as all goes well restrictions wise
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Thanks mate going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well "And you've got some on this day facts to look forward to. | |||
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Ignorami, no?
That’s specifically a Japanese idiot.
This is a rollercoaster of learning. I only recently found out that it’s one fish two fish not one fish two fishes!
Add five loaves and you can feed circa 5000.
I do often get men to call me Jesus
Not in a sexy way, more an exasperated ‘Jesus fucking Christ ’ way
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Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!
Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?
'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'
John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.
What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.
Steve"Ahhh I started the thread saying “Carry on c*nts” and then people referred to carry on films and various actors from within, incl CH. I was then just pretending Jim looks like CH to wind him up. No priors. Just the thread often morphs it’s own jokes throughout. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I hope you're well. Smileyface
Good evening Jim sir how are you my friend? Have you had a good day?
It was very lazy. Have you done anything today?
Cant beat a good lazy day, ive spent the day with the love of my life and favourite person in the world today and will be the whole weekend. My little man plus i got myself an actual proper first date in August as long as all goes well restrictions wise
Fantastic.
Thanks mate going to be a great weekend and something amazing to really look forward to as well
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Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!
Haha.
Forgive me? Tis but a tease."You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven. | |||
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We call him erectjim!
Haha.
Forgive me? Tis but a tease.
You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven."Not bad for a one nocturnal night reappearance! You *know* you love me. | |||
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We call him erectjim!
Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?
'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'
John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.
What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.
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Was Lib the pimp for it?
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Was Lib the pimp for it?
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Side eye death stare from hay soos."I’m going to turn his wine back into water. | |||
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We call him erectjim!
Haha.
Forgive me? Tis but a tease.
You've stolen my authorship, twice, called me a dickhead, likened me to Charles Hawtrey. And made Dash even more grumpy. You're forgiven.
Not bad for a one nocturnal night reappearance! You *know* you love me." | |||
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Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!
Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?
'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'
John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.
What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.
Steve
Ahhh I started the thread saying “Carry on c*nts” and then people referred to carry on films and various actors from within, incl CH. I was then just pretending Jim looks like CH to wind him up. No priors. Just the thread often morphs it’s own jokes throughout. "Cheers Estella. I replied an hour ago to one of your questions....in private by accident. Still getting used to the site and the forum..... But I mean it | |||
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"Carry on c*nts!!
Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!
Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?
'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'
John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.
What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.
Steve
Ahhh I started the thread saying “Carry on c*nts” and then people referred to carry on films and various actors from within, incl CH. I was then just pretending Jim looks like CH to wind him up. No priors. Just the thread often morphs it’s own jokes throughout.
Cheers Estella.
I replied an hour ago to one of your questions....in private by accident. Still getting used to the site and the forum..... But I mean it"Oooh did you! We’ve all done that whilst getting to grips with it all. You’re doing good. | |||
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I've got thirty one dates in August.
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I've got thirty one dates in August.
You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio
Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.
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"I have a date in August too
I've got thirty one dates in August.
You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio
Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days. "I like to believe he has 31 dates lined up for August. It would be a brilliant storyline for a chick flick. If he was a woman in a high pressured job who thought she didn’t have time for a man until she met some mediocre pushy guy with a god complex, who solved all her problems with his penis like all the other chick flicks | |||
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Was Charles Hawtry in this one?
We call him erectjim!
Are you mentioning him a lot (Charles Hawtry).....because it is out of a Beatles Song?
'Charles Hawtry, and the deaf aids in which Doris gets her oats?'
John Lennon says it on 'let it be' as album...... can't remember the song.
What's the context on this thread.....'I 'm trying to keep abreast of you all' but being a newbie.....you lot have priors.
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I've got thirty one dates in August.
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Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.
Shurrup.
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface"Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz | |||
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I've got thirty one dates in August.
You’re just a charismatic philanderer is what you are. Shrewsbury Lothatio
Nah he just owns a calendar and counted the days.
I like to believe he has 31 dates lined up for August. It would be a brilliant storyline for a chick flick.
If he was a woman in a high pressured job who thought she didn’t have time for a man until she met some mediocre pushy guy with a god complex, who solved all her problems with his penis
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface
Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz "It's easy to slip on jizz. I'm good. How are you? | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cosha. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface." Thanks for the warm welcome | |||
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"Jo by Goldfrapp just came on my playlist, not heard this for ages! Reminiscingface I have been listening a lot today to 'By the Way' by the Chillies...... forgotten what a mindblowingly good album that was. Perfect amount of musicality and aggression /tempo for me at the moment. "Music revisits are good | |||
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"Every cow has a best friend and they hang out every day. Researchers observed that pairs of cows within a herd became stressed when they were separated. Being separated from their best pal can impact a cow's heart rate and may even affect how much milk they produce. My best friend and I have been separated since February. I definitely feel stressed. And I’m a total cow! I disagree....I have found you charming and perfectly affable to me tonight Estella. Steve " | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You foray all you want. Smileyface
Hey Jim, how's tricks? Hope you're well and all that jizz. Sorry, jazz
It's easy to slip on jizz. I'm good. How are you?"You should be very careful with jizz. Very sting-y in the eyes too. We're OK thanks, maybe a bit of a loss of mojo under lockdown, but nothing that a good rest won't solve | |||
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