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"Vag? Ewww.." Good eeeeeeeeevening Libasaurus Vexed. Don’t worry, no vagina near you. You are firstface tho, you win a prize. | |||
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"Hello Jim. And nocturnal hug your way. " Hello Martin! | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. " Martin’s taken my hug back!! | |||
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"Dave, how nice to seeeeeeee yoooouuuu." https://youtu.be/xaPepCVepCg | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag." Are you two going to fight?! | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag." Oh here you are. Finally. hug. | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. " Hahahaha. | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha." I'm loyal creature what can I say. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge " My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. Oh here you are. Finally. hug. " To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface | |||
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"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening! " (Insertpoemhere) ‘Ello!! | |||
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"Perving on today’s fab only just finished work" Post-professional-perving - well done! | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag." You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. Are you two going to fight?! " | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. " Yeah, this was noted, Martin!! | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? " My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? | |||
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"Lib, I've got a cock for you. " Sorry to make this weird but I would so watch you give Lib your cock. | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. " You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. Oh here you are. Finally. hug. To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface" You were late. I checked to see if you were online, twice!! And you weren’t. So nerrrr. Also you used to love it when I did them for you, back in 2016! | |||
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"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening! (Insertpoemhere) ‘Ello!!" Oh my! Are you poem sender this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening! I got pretty humbled during that game | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. " I do | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? " Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. | |||
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"Eveningallface " Evening Loisinclusiveface!! Jim, start answering people! | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. " That you can count on | |||
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"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening! (Insertpoemhere) ‘Ello!! Oh my! Are you poem sender this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening! I got pretty humbled during that game " What rhymes with Mozzarella? ESTELLA!! | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips." Pervert. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? " All erect and hard at the thought of yours. | |||
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"Woohoo! I like a vag takeover! Good evening! (Insertpoemhere) ‘Ello!! Oh my! Are you poem sender this is wonderful reading. That was the highlight of my evening! I got pretty humbled during that game What rhymes with Mozzarella? ESTELLA!!" Oh man! I’m so bad at world play! How did I not get that | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim " Treacle!!! | |||
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"Im watching dirty grandpa" What’s he doing? | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Treacle!!! " Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! " What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. " You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips." How is your penis doing Jim x | |||
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"Eveningallface " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface | |||
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"Lib, I've got a cock for you. Sorry to make this weird but I would so watch you give Lib your cock. " This just gets hornier and hornier. | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Treacle!!! Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? " I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you? | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. Oh here you are. Finally. hug. To think I intended to start early tonight. Hello. Smileyface You were late. I checked to see if you were online, twice!! And you weren’t. So nerrrr. Also you used to love it when I did them for you, back in 2016! " | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x " Who is your penis doing, Jim? Or who does it want to do? | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. " Score!! | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. I do " I knew you would! | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous." You know I’m a fickle pickle! | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. " Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. | |||
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"Eveningallface Evening Loisinclusiveface!! Jim, start answering people!" Yes, boss. | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. I do I knew you would!" I’m an anarchist during the nocturnal hours. I can’t be controlled. I even made a cup of tea, and I did not use blue box. | |||
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"Perving on today’s fab only just finished work" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Time. Merry pervin', pervert. | |||
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"Im watching dirty grandpa" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dragon. We're all hoping you're referring to the movie. Smileyface | |||
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"Eveningallface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface" I sent you cygnets today x | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Treacle!!! Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you? " I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge | |||
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"Eveningallface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface I sent you cygnets today x" Is that fancy talk for swanlets? | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life." How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. | |||
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"Eveningallface Evening Loisinclusiveface!! Jim, start answering people! Yes, boss." Good boy. | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface | |||
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"Have you lot been drinking or something without me This is weirdest nocturnal thread ever " You know I’m a little divil!! | |||
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"Eveningallface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface I sent you cygnets today x Is that fancy talk for swanlets? " It is | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Treacle!!! Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you? I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge " I’ll slap some aftersun on ya!! | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. That you can count on" Thank goodness someone around here is sensible. You know how much I hate messing around. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _stella Im watching bethany Hughes telling us about a Greek odyssey whilst perving and uploading a sketch done for me... Multitasking at its finest.... " Togally excellent multitasking!! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erectella (fuckyourarseface) This evening I’ve been kneading and polishing my knob." Wanker. | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface" Alreet yoof how's it going? What sort of nocturnal shenanigans are occurring? | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Treacle!!! Oi oi saveloy, how are you princess? I’m good, so lovely to see you!!! That’s taken me back a few years!! How are you? I Know its been ages since I regularly nocturnalled. I'm not bad, bit sunburnt today been on the nudie beach to top up the tan. Nice to see you're still frequenting the lounge I’ll slap some aftersun on ya!!" Oooh matron | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x " I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. " *plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board* I'm so ready for this! I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x" You can't beat a good willy wash! It's even better with a tongue. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x Who is your penis doing, Jim? Or who does it want to do? " My penis is doing Mrs Leftpalm. | |||
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"*Deep sniff... Yeah...smells like vag. Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. " Mmm vag. *drools* | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x" Did you sing Happy Birthday to make sure you lathered it for the correct amount of time | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous. You know I’m a fickle pickle! " You're staying until at least the first 175. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. *plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board* I'm so ready for this! I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella " Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the ... vag Cheese. Licks lips* Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips? | |||
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"Erect. Hi. Love Sam X" Aww I love my bromance brothers from other mothers. Jim Erect and Tender Sam | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. " A boob each? For a start. | |||
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"Oh you are not Jim. Hug taken back. Hahahaha. I'm loyal creature what can I say. You are, and you don't adhere to nocturnal anarchy. I do I knew you would! I’m an anarchist during the nocturnal hours. I can’t be controlled. I even made a cup of tea, and I did not use blue box. " Caffeinated tea, you're a wild woman. | |||
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"*Deep sniff... Yeah...smells like vag. Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. " Twists your penile head round 360 degrees like an owl’s head. And then let’s it spring back. Eeeeeevening. | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous. You know I’m a fickle pickle! You're staying until at least the first 175." Do I have to? | |||
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"Have you lot been drinking or something without me This is weirdest nocturnal thread ever " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Annabelle. I've only d*unk tea today, blue box tea. Actually, I have had one Rubicon. | |||
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"This is weird. " Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. A boob each? For a start." I’m going to snort each time I catch your eye, as we both suckle at the teat of the cake icing kween! | |||
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"*Deep sniff... Yeah...smells like vag. Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. Twists your penile head round 360 degrees like an owl’s head. And then let’s it spring back. Eeeeeevening." Ouch. | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? " I get laid in bed. | |||
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"Eveningallface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. It's very nice to see you. Smileyface I sent you cygnets today x" I shall have a look to see how much they've grown. x | |||
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" How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. A boob each? For a start." I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? " Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? " I've had this discussion before. I hope you said lie in bed. And people who sleep late and have a lay in, no, it's a lie in. | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? I get laid in bed." I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? " Swans mate for life | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? Swans mate for life " Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary. | |||
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" How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. A boob each? For a start. I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride I've been called worse." LBC careful of Lib. #youknowwhatyoudid | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening _stella Im watching bethany Hughes telling us about a Greek odyssey whilst perving and uploading a sketch done for me... Multitasking at its finest.... " I actually thought for a moment someone had done a comedy sketch video for you. | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? Swans mate for life Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary. " It’s adorable!! | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? I get laid in bed. I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub " (Facepalm) | |||
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"Following the forum protocol am I supposed to say:- "Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim. Jim said I should come and say hi last week......but I was too new (barred for first week).......a real FAB 'posting Virgin here'. I just want to second Jim's comments about Lemon. Stevie Boy. X" That is correct protocol, although spelling my name correctly is also protocol! Welcome Stevie Boy! | |||
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" How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. A boob each? For a start. I'm just going to lie back and enjoy this crazy ride I've been called worse. LBC careful of Lib. #youknowwhatyoudid" | |||
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"Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel my brother, You are balder than me. Smileyface Alreet yoof how's it going? What sort of nocturnal shenanigans are occurring? " I've just been looking at some photos of some young birds. Now I'm back to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope you've got some aftersun. | |||
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"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al! . I thought I should do a proper greeting. " Where’s Al? Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question. | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? I get laid in bed. I’m glad one of us does. I’m lucky if guys tell me their real name, let alone get past the ally behind the pub " Surely just fuck them in the alley then? | |||
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"Erect. Hi. Love Sam X" Love. You. x | |||
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"Estella Do you have some kind of chilled vag spray for these hot nights? I know you like making sprays. Could you come spray me please? I’m a vag in need " Today’s one is coconut, sweet almond and aloe vera. It’ll make you taste of pina colada! | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? Swans mate for life Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary. It’s adorable!!" I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day. | |||
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"Good evening Estella and to everyone Trying (and failing miserably) to sleep..... just having a little perv " Oh Danny boy, eeeeeevening! | |||
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"Eeeeevening lovelings.. I'm just in from a run. There's lightening out at sea! It's pretty electric in here too I have to say " Ppow pppppowww! | |||
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"*Deep sniff... Yeah...smells like vag. Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Enjoy the vaj. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x You can't beat a good willy wash! It's even better with a tongue. " | |||
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"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al! . I thought I should do a proper greeting. Where’s Al? Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question. " Well if you'll be my bodyguard... I don't like bees, I am a bit scared by them. I keep planting bee friendly pollinators (wild flowers) though so I keep getting a lot of them. | |||
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"This is weird. Meli! I needed you last night. Do we lay in bed or lie in bed? Lie in bed, happy to help Jamie. Do you have an animal fact for me in exchange? Swans mate for life Bleurgh. Who'd want to mate for life? How dreary. It’s adorable!! I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day. " Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet! It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved. Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy? | |||
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"Eeeeevening lovelings.. I'm just in from a run. There's lightening out at sea! It's pretty electric in here too I have to say Ppow pppppowww! " Kzzzzzzttt!! | |||
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"Gooooood eeeeeeeeveeeening Estella et al! . I thought I should do a proper greeting. Where’s Al? Hello Melissophobia! To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Well if you'll be my bodyguard... I don't like bees, I am a bit scared by them. I keep planting bee friendly pollinators (wild flowers) though so I keep getting a lot of them. " You have _elissophobia?! Who knew? I’ll protect ya. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? Oh man, I wanted to ask Lemon about her nip nips. How is your penis doing Jim x I've not long showered and lathered it up, and rinsed it in warm water. x Did you sing Happy Birthday to make sure you lathered it for the correct amount of time " I Listen to a Yes song when cleaning my penis. | |||
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"Hi all you nocturnal fabbers " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . Welcome to the nocturnal thread vaj special. Smileyface | |||
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"Estella!! Evening beautiful. You're not Jim or Ash. But it's bloomin good to see you. Jo.Xx " And you sexy maloosy floosie! | |||
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"A baby platypus is called a puggle. " Oh my!! I am grinning at my phone like you wouldn’t believe!!! I am so happy about this! | |||
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"Jim, are you a lefty? " I lean to the left. | |||
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"Estella I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong. However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post. So I apologise for my poor editing. Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better Steve Boy" To be honest I guessed you had copied from Dan’s post! All good. But are you Steve or Stevie boy? | |||
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"*Deep sniff... Yeah...smells like vag. Evening owl squad. Hope you're all well. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Enjoy the vaj." Evening Jim. This must be the result of lockdown vag, it's all gone a bit crazy in here | |||
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"Estella I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong. However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post. So I apologise for my poor editing. Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better Steve Boy" She didn't notice when I posted it | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. *plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board* I'm so ready for this! I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the ... vag Cheese. Licks lips* Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips? " I thought of that song too. Then just half an hour later I read that you thought of that song too. | |||
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"Estella I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong. However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post. So I apologise for my poor editing. Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better Steve Boy She didn't notice when I posted it " I did. I just let you off. | |||
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"A baby swan is also called a flapper, and a baby pigeon can be called a squab or the rather lovely squeaker." you’re the queen of the nocturnal thread | |||
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"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Estella I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong. However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post. So I apologise for my poor editing. Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better Steve Boy She didn't notice when I posted it I did. I just let you off. " Bless you Bloody phone | |||
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"Estella!! Evening beautiful. You're not Jim or Ash. But it's bloomin good to see you. Jo.Xx And you sexy maloosy floosie! " Jo.Xx | |||
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"I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day. Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet! It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved. Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy? " I really like this -lets thing you've got going on Jamlet. No I didn't know this! This is important news. Right now I'm on a zoom call and listening to some sex bloggy friends and I've just won a sex toy! | |||
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"Estella I feel I must and most humbly apologise for spelling your name wrong. However I am not going to.....I copied and pasted it from an earlier post. So I apologise for my poor editing. Evening to everyone else..... You all sound like a filthy lot I would like to get to know a little better Steve Boy She didn't notice when I posted it I did. I just let you off. Bless you Bloody phone " It’s alright treacle - I was just excited to see you! | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface Vagina takeover! You've even nicked my intro! Minus the vag. You’re never minus the vag, Jimbo! I also knew if I built it, he would come!! All yours, I don’t wanna do it!! What?! You're going?! You purloin my thread, then cast it away to one side. Outrageous. You know I’m a fickle pickle! You're staying until at least the first 175. Do I have to?" Yes. | |||
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"Good evening! I like to see a vag in charge My vag is large and in charge! Good eeeeeeeevening LBC, how are your nip nips? My nip nips are nice and soft in my warm pyjamas! How are yours doing? All erect and hard at the thought of yours. You're a very saucy lady Estella! I'd definitely let you fondle my boobies since you like them so much. Can I get in in this? Deffo need some of that in my life. How would you like to be involved? I’m sucking and nibbling and nuzzling and grazing LBC’s breasticles. *plays sexy music and brings out the cheese board* I'm so ready for this! I have to say this is a very filthy nocturnal thread tonight! I'm blaming it on the vag Estella Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the ... vag Cheese. Licks lips* Whose lips though, and talkylips or porkylips? I thought of that song too. Then just half an hour later I read that you thought of that song too. " S o g o d d a m n s l o w j i m | |||
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"WTF!! What's going on? Is this a takeover? " Revagolution! | |||
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"This is weird. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like. | |||
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"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface" JIM IS A DICKHEAD | |||
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"This is weird. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like." Hello Priapus! I'm enjoying this, it's like Mighty Boosh has taken over The Nocturnal thread. | |||
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"This is weird. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. This is what a Friday night nocturnal thread should be like. Hello Priapus! I'm enjoying this, it's like Mighty Boosh has taken over The Nocturnal thread. " Mighty Bush!! | |||
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"I've seen cygnets now and I think today has officially been a very good day. Ahh. Yes. The fancy word for swanlets. They are just so sweet! It’s always a good day when baby animals are involved. Did you know, you can tell if a baby elephant is less than a year old if it can stand under its mums tummy? I really like this -lets thing you've got going on Jamlet. No I didn't know this! This is important news. Right now I'm on a zoom call and listening to some sex bloggy friends and I've just won a sex toy! " Jamlet! this has made my year! Oh yay for all of that! What did you win?! This is so exciting!! Yay for sex bloggy friends! What are they blogging? I zoomed my dad earlier. We both have stitches so we compared. He makes everything a competition it’s so tacky. But gutted for him I WON MINE ARE BETTER! Take that old man! He’s soooo tacky | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening, you bunch of miscreants! I have been very much enjoying this thread Did you know one of the collective nouns for pandas is a cupboard? Mrs TMN x" A cupboard of pandas is fantastic!! I always liked a flamboyance of flamingos | |||
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"I'm not even sure how these forums work hahah Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. Some people don't know how thread etiquette works. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface JIM IS A DICKHEAD " Shocked!! You take that back!! | |||
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"Following the forum protocol am I supposed to say:- "Good eveeeeeeeennnniiìiiinnnnnngggggggggggggg Estealla....and Jim. Jim said I should come and say hi last week......but I was too new (barred for first week).......a real FAB 'posting Virgin here'. I just want to second Jim's comments about Lemon. Stevie Boy. X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Tonight's thread is full of surprises. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™, my Salopian brother. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening, you bunch of miscreants! I have been very much enjoying this thread Did you know one of the collective nouns for pandas is a cupboard? Mrs TMN x" Oh myyyyy!!! Mrs TMN! This is a game changer! A cupboard of pandas?! I would love to have a panda cupboard! | |||
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"Jamlet! this has made my year! Oh yay for all of that! What did you win?! This is so exciting!! Yay for sex bloggy friends! What are they blogging? I zoomed my dad earlier. We both have stitches so we compared. He makes everything a competition it’s so tacky. But gutted for him I WON MINE ARE BETTER! Take that old man! He’s soooo tacky " You're Jamlet now and forever. So I won a sex masturbatory toy for men (I chose it because I have many plans). It was that or a couple's Satisfyer toy and those things and my clit alignment are never good. They do this annual story marathon and this year are raising money for Endometriosis UK which is really awesome for many reasons. I'm so happy your stitches are better than your dad's. | |||
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