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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey."

Worst bank ever

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I want a pet hedgehog

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey."

Noooooooooooo. Santander!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I want a pet hedgehog "

But what would you call it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey.

Noooooooooooo. Santander!"

Stupid name for a hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a pet hedgehog "

Stop shaving

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey.

Noooooooooooo. Santander!

Stupid name for a hedgehog."

Don’t be so prickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quill Smith.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Quill Smith."

Bwahahaha.

You can play with my hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want a pet hedgehog

But what would you call it? "

Mr Prickles or Mrs tiddlywinks

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?"

Sperm

Herbie (although that would also be a great name for a German car)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving "

Tried that didn’t last

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle "

Someone got my joke! Although someone didn’t read the thread answers before replying!

I did work experience at St Tiggywinkles wildlife hospital!! I still have the hedgehog sweatshirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

Someone got my joke! Although someone didn’t read the thread answers before replying!

I did work experience at St Tiggywinkles wildlife hospital!! I still have the hedgehog sweatshirt. "

Oh I’m so jealous! Beatrix Potter was my favourite author when I was a kid and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle was my favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle "

The tail in Jamie hants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving

Tried that didn’t last "

You have commitment issues!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

Someone got my joke! Although someone didn’t read the thread answers before replying!

I did work experience at St Tiggywinkles wildlife hospital!! I still have the hedgehog sweatshirt.

Oh I’m so jealous! Beatrix Potter was my favourite author when I was a kid and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle was my favourite! "

Why the fuck did I just call it St Tiggywinkles? I’ve beatified the hedgehog!! There’s no saint, my apologies!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?"

I knew somebody who had pet hedgehog she named Chunky.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving

Tried that didn’t last

You have commitment issues!"

No I am totally committed to cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?

I knew somebody who had pet hedgehog she named Chunky. "

Estella thinks that Branston pickle is diced frog.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?

I knew somebody who had pet hedgehog she named Chunky.

Estella thinks that Branston pickle is diced frog."

I cannot believe you remembered that!! Truly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving

Tried that didn’t last

You have commitment issues!

No I am totally committed to you Sam "

Ooh baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants"

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Sam, what’s your favourite bank?

And in other news, what should I name my pet hedgehog?

I knew somebody who had pet hedgehog she named Chunky.

Estella thinks that Branston pickle is diced frog.

I cannot believe you remembered that!! Truly.

"

I have a knot in my trunk for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did "

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages "

They’re fun to wear too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey."

Don't think the actual Dave spikey would appreciate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too. "

Do you wear one at the wildlife park to keep the hedgehogs in line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too. "

Teaser...

Picture us up oh woman of experience.

Show us all the pleasure of your plugged butt

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too.

Do you wear one at the wildlife park to keep the hedgehogs in line? "

Shakes head. No, I’d get humped by the animals.

I also did work experience there when I was at school so wasn’t really butt plug savvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey.

Don't think the actual Dave spikey would appreciate that"

If he messages me personally then I will humbly apologise to the great man

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too.

Teaser...

Picture us up oh woman of experience.

Show us all the pleasure of your plugged butt "

Mebbe. Mebbe I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too.

Do you wear one at the wildlife park to keep the hedgehogs in line?

Shakes head. No, I’d get humped by the animals.

I also did work experience there when I was at school so wasn’t really butt plug savvy. "

That would be wildly inappropriate.

I’m not butt plug savvy. I’ve never worn a butt plug. My butt cherry has not been popped. I should try a butt plug. But I think I’d want a a cat tail one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently thinking about taking Jamie up the tail.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want a pet hedgehog

Stop shaving

Tried that didn’t last

You have commitment issues!

No I am totally committed to you Sam

Ooh baby!

"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Samtender for santander, no?

If I had a hedgehog I would call her Mrs Tiggy-Winkle

The tail in Jamie hants

I don’t have a tail. I would be able balance better if I did

On a serious note.

Those fox tail butt plug type thing’s really flick my pages

They’re fun to wear too. "

They really are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum needs more pictures of people with faux animal tails popping out of their shit holes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m currently thinking about taking Jamie up the tail."

But.. my butt cherry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank of Ireland.

Dave spikey.

Don't think the actual Dave spikey would appreciate that

If he messages me personally then I will humbly apologise to the great man "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"The forum needs more pictures of people with faux animal tails popping out of their shit holes!"

I’m hiding mine

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