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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I can’t eat chicken.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

That’s too many questions for my tiny brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they give you a cheek response when you ask too many chick questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I can’t eat chicken."

Yep I just had some. Thanks for that.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

Now I can’t eat chicken."

Now...I don't want to either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Foul thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they use the old feet as prosthetics for injured pigeons, plus for nuggets and puppy food obv....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Yes they know. They are very perceptive.

Feet go in soup

Chicken in the face?

And they like going with potatoes as long as they get a stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fowl thread."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they know just how far up your putting that stuffing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went and asked mine ....their response

No they didn't know ... assured then I wasn't and was just Keeping them for eggs and to makes sure they had a good life !

What do mean what happens to our feet ?

They will peck your face off if you eat anyone if front of them.

And finally potato is poisonous to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Is chicken in the face like chicken in a basket? Asking for a friend

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Not a lover of potatoes but do love your hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fowl thread.

"

I’m

So

Embarrassed

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Chicken in the face made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're such horrible bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foul thread."

You’re avian a laugh, this thread is gold...a nugget, even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foul thread.

You’re avian a laugh, this thread is gold...a nugget, even."

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve eaten chicken feet as a snack on a train across China. Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foul thread."

Did you start this thread so you could shoe horn that pun in, if so it was totally worth it ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I can’t eat chicken."

Keep your pecker up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Foul thread.

Did you start this thread so you could shoe horn that pun in, if so it was totally worth it ?!"

I’m sulking because of the fowl spells

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve eaten chicken feet as a snack on a train across China. Yummy! "

You’ve been to China!

Chiiiina!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're such horrible bastards. "

I wanna cluck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question..."

Did it come before the egg?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve eaten chicken feet as a snack on a train across China. Yummy!

You’ve been to China!

Chiiiina!"

I have a degree in Chinese! Chiiiinese!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

Did it come before the egg? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question..."

I had a pet chicken once.

It crossed the road.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

I had a pet chicken once.

It crossed the road."

Yessss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you"

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

I had a pet chicken once.

It crossed the road.

Yessss"

But did it know why?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x "

I’d settle for nuzzling your bosoms, lbc.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve eaten chicken feet as a snack on a train across China. Yummy!

You’ve been to China!

Chiiiina!

I have a degree in Chinese! Chiiiinese!"

I'm not sure what's more impressive eating chicken feet or the degree. I'd love to speak another language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x

I’d settle for nuzzling your bosoms, lbc."

Oh Estella you've made me go all shy and blush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x

I’d settle for nuzzling your bosoms, lbc."

Wait ya turn!

There’s a pecking order don’t ya know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

No they are stupid

The Chinese eat the feet,

Don't know how to answer 3

And I believe they think chorizo is their ideal partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x

I’d settle for nuzzling your bosoms, lbc.

Wait ya turn!

There’s a pecking order don’t ya know..."

I'll let Estella go first since you're GOING TO PECK MY TITS OFF! I'd rather them be gently nuzzled first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

I had a pet chicken once.

It crossed the road.

Yessss

But did it know why?"

I crossed my legs just a minute ago and made my balls more uncomfortable.

I don’t know why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

No they are stupid

The Chinese eat the feet,

Don't know how to answer 3

And I believe they think chorizo is their ideal partner. "

Thank you for the first meaningful reply to my intellectual thread.

Try a chicken face... delicious

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve eaten chicken feet as a snack on a train across China. Yummy!

You’ve been to China!

Chiiiina!

I have a degree in Chinese! Chiiiinese!

I'm not sure what's more impressive eating chicken feet or the degree. I'd love to speak another language "

They’re entwined to say the least!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"We're such horrible bastards.

I wanna cluck you

I wanna cluck on your cockkkadoodledo x

I’d settle for nuzzling your bosoms, lbc.

Oh Estella you've made me go all shy and blush "

I want to suck your nip nips!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[LBC’s bra removed by poster at 26/06/20 21:01:22]"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sam, you didn’t ask the most important chicken question...

I had a pet chicken once.

It crossed the road.

Yessss

But did it know why?

I crossed my legs just a minute ago and made my balls more uncomfortable.

I don’t know why.

"

Because you were thinking about me, and I’m giving you evildeathdommeface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beak is the best part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Does a chicken know it is a chicken though? What goes round it's little brain??

How does he greet people?

'Oh Hi! I R chikken! And you R??'

Or does he not know? If not what does he think he is?

And what does he think about other things like cow? Or does chikken not judge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend is a primary school teacher and she asked her husband if they ‘gas chickens, you know like Hitler did to people’ to kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend is a primary school teacher and she asked her husband if they ‘gas chickens, you know like Hitler did to people’ to kill them"

It would be kinder if we did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

Does a chicken know it is a chicken though? What goes round it's little brain??

How does he greet people?

'Oh Hi! I R chikken! And you R??'

Or does he not know? If not what does he think he is?

And what does he think about other things like cow? Or does chikken not judge?? "

Bwarrkkkk....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

Does a chicken know it is a chicken though? What goes round it's little brain??

How does he greet people?

'Oh Hi! I R chikken! And you R??'

Or does he not know? If not what does he think he is?

And what does he think about other things like cow? Or does chikken not judge?? "

That’s too much.

I’m not thinking about the real chicken any more.

I’m just gonna eat his juicy crisp skin and moist innards without any more deliberation on whether he had a thought or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[LBC’s bra removed by poster at 26/06/20 21:01:22]"

I was wondering why my bra just fell off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam that beard has made you weird

Beardy Weirdy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

No they are stupid

The Chinese eat the feet,

Don't know how to answer 3

And I believe they think chorizo is their ideal partner.

Thank you for the first meaningful reply to my intellectual thread.

Try a chicken face... delicious "
I will. Chicken lip and all

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Answer to B: Chicken Foot Soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

Does a chicken know it is a chicken though? What goes round it's little brain??

How does he greet people?

'Oh Hi! I R chikken! And you R??'

Or does he not know? If not what does he think he is?

And what does he think about other things like cow? Or does chikken not judge??

That’s too much.

I’m not thinking about the real chicken any more.

I’m just gonna eat his juicy crisp skin and moist innards without any more deliberation on whether he had a thought or two.

"

He wasn't always chicken! He was a little egg once!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What a poultry excuse for a thread this is

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"We’re gonna eat them?

No idea

What happens to chickens feet?

Dog treats

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Unsure of what you are asking

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

I class bacon as chickens ideal partner

"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"We’re gonna eat them?

What happens to chickens feet?

Have you ever eaten a chicken in the face?

Do chickens know that potatoes are their ideal partner?

"

Chicken feet --- deep fried and eaten. Or mushed into pet food more likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chickens reading this OP are going to think the sky has just fallen on their head

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

and this is the reason i can't eat crab.. let alone look one in the eye...

I had a really traumatic experience watching a crab get boiled by my grandmother in the carribean.... and the poor blighter lifted the top of the pot 3 times and escape....

on attempt 4... i just looked at granny as said..."I can't!, I just cant!" to which she looked at me with those loving eyes and said......

"cool, more for me then!!!"

my gran was stone cold!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and this is the reason i can't eat crab.. let alone look one in the eye...

I had a really traumatic experience watching a crab get boiled by my grandmother in the carribean.... and the poor blighter lifted the top of the pot 3 times and escape....

on attempt 4... i just looked at granny as said..."I can't!, I just cant!" to which she looked at me with those loving eyes and said......

"cool, more for me then!!!"

my gran was stone cold!!! "

I watched my grandfather butcher multiple animals since I was a kid. It worked opposite on me. I got a bit stone cold myself.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Sam!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Do they know, crossing the road is dangerous

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