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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do we have time for a cheeky round of this?

PM a message for someone else. They post it. Anonymous or reveal yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t decide on a film so yep I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, why not . I might be a bit part time though, sorting my girl and a puppy to walk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass your messages on!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Love being a messenger...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm out.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Jamie Hants,

I know somebody who thinks you look amazing in the bath.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Got some free time as the pubs not open yet so count me in!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm in for a very short while

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a moment of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you try to include some men on a thread but they always have dudes cock blocked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for a little bit

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please and I’d be delighted to pass on messages as well

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


" you try to include some men on a thread but they always have dudes cock blocked.... "

Have you blocked yourself _lappy nippy

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Filters are down lads if you want to send me your messages to pass on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says indigosunshine will you marry me?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Notsoposh my really funny friend wants to put a finger in your diamond ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" you try to include some men on a thread but they always have dudes cock blocked....

Have you blocked yourself _lappy nippy "

Whenever I think, "right I'll make sure this dude is included this time" it's like "this member has blocked ALL men, especially you nippy you bastard...!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Foxy listen up

A very attractive lady mate of mine says

tell Foxy that she is definitely a fox

I sense fireworks here. I want to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

Oh on then, just going to take my filters off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says indigosunshine will you marry me? "

Oohhh unexpected marriage proposal for a Friday. Whooo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I have some time to pass happy to pass on for people

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm in, and happy to play messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mate ask if I could please tell Curiouscats that her lips have been driving his imagination wild all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious cats, my mate says 'Mrs has the face of an angel and I'd like to make it all gooey '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellaseas this tall, dark and cheeky chap really admires her great figure and wished he lived closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass some on if needs be!! In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, ill play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got time

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cookie my fit as fuuuurk lady friend says

tell Cookie46 for me that I’d love to find out how those spiked stockings feel if I had her on my lap

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cookie, my sexy mate says he's still waiting for that black and white picture even though he donated anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh on then, just going to take my filters off "

Just the filters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellseas, your pictures give my friend butterflies every time he looks at them!

That’s adorable.

Also, you should know he’s really really handsome.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Notsoposh my really funny friend wants to put a finger in your diamond ring "

Tell your funny friend they know where to find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them "

I'm not wearing pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious cats, my mate says 'Mrs has the face of an angel and I'd like to make it all gooey '"

Ooft! Now that’s an interesting proposal right there haha.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

my filters are off to one and all

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter


"Oh on then, just going to take my filters off

Just the filters? "

And maybe some clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for the beautiful Bellaseas.

Could you tell bellaseas that shes on my hotlist and shes definitely a beautiful angel of the north

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bellaseas.... My sexy mate says have arranged the 3sum yet with the irish lady

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie, my sexy mate says he's still waiting for that black and white picture even though he donated anyway"

You’re the best

If someone wants to lend me a Newcastle top I’ll put it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cookie, my sexy mate says he's still waiting for that black and white picture even though he donated anyway

You’re the best

If someone wants to lend me a Newcastle top I’ll put it on "

I have one somewhere..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie my fit as fuuuurk lady friend says

tell Cookie46 for me that I’d love to find out how those spiked stockings feel if I had her on my lap

"

Show me your lap and I’ll take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy, my mate fancies a 24hr sesh, should be ok as you never sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cookie my fit as fuuuurk lady friend says

tell Cookie46 for me that I’d love to find out how those spiked stockings feel if I had her on my lap

Show me your lap and I’ll take a seat "

Meow pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo, my friend would like to get her claws into you

She’s an absolute beaut FYI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo, my friend would like to get her claws into you

She’s an absolute beaut FYI "

Hoping the claws is a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foxy listen up

A very attractive lady mate of mine says

tell Foxy that she is definitely a fox

I sense fireworks here. I want to watch "

Oh really.. ty

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Curiouscats my chiselled chested friend would like you to use your lovely lips to kiss down his chest

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie my fit as fuuuurk lady friend says

tell Cookie46 for me that I’d love to find out how those spiked stockings feel if I had her on my lap

Show me your lap and I’ll take a seat

Meow pretty lady "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS D.

double ass kicking for you ay

im in (late as per)

Px

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"FFS D.

double ass kicking for you ay

im in (late as per)

Px"

Better late than never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS D.

double ass kicking for you ay

im in (late as per)

Px"

Never too late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS D.

double ass kicking for you ay

im in (late as per)

Px"

Hahaha sorryyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxy, my super hunky mate wants me to tell you:

“plain and simple I fancy her!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curiouscats my chiselled chested friend would like you to use your lovely lips to kiss down his chest "

Three guesses who that is haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them

I'm not wearing pants. "

Neither am i

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curiouscats my chiselled chested friend would like you to use your lovely lips to kiss down his chest

Three guesses who that is haha"

Bet you dont guess it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll message myself.

I may just be awkward and not reply.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Naughty and handsome my very sexy friend says she misses your chats and still wants to get her hands on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them

I'm not wearing pants.

Neither am i "

Now we've got a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fashionably late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quacksplat. My mate says that even though you're ginger, he still likes your bottom.

I didn't realise it was ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curiouscats my chiselled chested friend would like you to use your lovely lips to kiss down his chest

Three guesses who that is haha

Bet you dont guess it "

Is he hard on the outside and creamy in the centre?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Go on then we'll play.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quacksplat my friend says that he'd snog the lips off her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them

I'm not wearing pants.

Neither am i

Now we've got a party "

Mine are off now too I want to be involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curiouscats my chiselled chested friend would like you to use your lovely lips to kiss down his chest

Three guesses who that is haha

Bet you dont guess it

Is he hard on the outside and creamy in the centre? "

I cant comment on this

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Naughty and handsome my very sexy friend says she misses your chats and still wants to get her hands on you "

Ooooooh I say

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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boxingguy2019 my very sexy mate would very much like to get up close and personal with you

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m in if anyone needs a messenger, indigo and Bella already know I fancy the pants off of them

I'm not wearing pants.

Neither am i

Now we've got a party "

And neither am I

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I'm on! I mean, in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat. My mate says that even though you're ginger, he still likes your bottom.

I didn't realise it was ginger "

my hair is ginge.. Not my assss. And I'll concur with your mate .. I like it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boxingguy2019 my very sexy mate would very much like to get up close and personal with you"

thank you, maybe a little hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy, my mate doesn't need diamonds, just puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be a messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devil Angel...

would you be as kind as to tell devil angel she’s a very very special and I’ve been smiling since we first got talking xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My rude mate, who I cant be mad at for long cus shes fucking adorbs wanted to pass on this mouthful...

Please could you tell the following.

NSP - you're my new favourite instigator of all things naughty!  let's raise hell!!!

IndigoSunshine - only recently noticed your profile... You're stunning!! Here's hoping you turn bi and fancy tequilas one day  

Cookie - I loves you always.

Think that's all for now, till I see who else is in.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Please tell Intrigued32 that their little ginger pal can't wait to see them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh Nippsicklesssss.

My beautiful, boobalicious babe friend from last night, said

She can't believe you haven't figured her out yet

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Quacksplat my friend says that he'd snog the lips off her"

I’ll vouch for her kissing skills

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"boxingguy2019 my very sexy mate would very much like to get up close and personal with you

thank you, maybe a little hint "

No hints sorry, if they want to reveal themselves they will

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Its hard interacting here.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Devil Angel...

would you be as kind as to tell devil angel she’s a very very special and I’ve been smiling since we first got talking xx"

That's lovely, thank you so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rude mate, who I cant be mad at for long cus shes fucking adorbs wanted to pass on this mouthful...

Please could you tell the following.

NSP - you're my new favourite instigator of all things naughty!  let's raise hell!!!

IndigoSunshine - only recently noticed your profile... You're stunning!! Here's hoping you turn bi and fancy tequilas one day  

Cookie - I loves you always.

Think that's all for now, till I see who else is in."

I like hanging out with girls much more. D*unk me also likes kissing and boob touching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My sexy southerner mate says

would you tell Intrigued32 that your mate is currently having extremely hot making thoughts about Jo. Would D like to come too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat my friend says that he'd snog the lips off her

I’ll vouch for her kissing skills "

Ohhh fuck yes my Cookie.

Blue smudges anyone?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In coming....

Oreo my sexy mate fancies you and says would you spend as much time on her hot foof that you do on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie hants...

My hot mate says your pics are very mumsy and you need his jizz all over your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In coming....

Oreo my sexy mate fancies you and says would you spend as much time on her hot foof that you do on here "

Hot foof hahahaha. She should pop into my box and we can start negotiations. And also figure out a different term to use for her lady parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its hard interacting here."

Come in the corner PP. Let's eat some cake.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Please tell Intrigued32 that their little ginger pal can't wait to see them!!

"

We can't wait to see her too!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for Devil angel. My friend says she’s a very very special lay and I’ve been smiling since we first got talking xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie hants...

My hot mate says your pics are very mumsy and you need his jizz all over your face "

F*cking mumsy?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Intrigued my little darlings,

My hunky mate said

Tell intrigued this naughty and pretty handsome chap has his eyes fixed on Jo's great profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mumsy hahaha dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boxingguy2019 my very sexy mate would very much like to get up close and personal with you

thank you, maybe a little hint

No hints sorry, if they want to reveal themselves they will "

Fair enough, tell your mate I'll bring my belt and ties to the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mumsy hahaha dead"

I’m not even a mum. that killed me

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Private parts my mate fancies you but has an upper age limit of 70 I'm afraid so no cigar for you

And the greggs/sex debate she said go for the pasty as you'll definitely know you'll get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a diversion - I am in - be gentle as first time for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estragon, my mate wants you to know she will keep her side of the deal...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Mumsy hahaha dead

I’m not even a mum. that killed me "

Jo.Xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ooooh I’m in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mumsy hahaha dead

I’m not even a mum. that killed me "

It wasn't even an auto correct fail on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mumsy hahaha dead

I’m not even a mum. that killed me

It wasn't even an auto correct fail on my part "
in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estragon, my mate wants you to know she will keep her side of the deal... "

Magnificent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mumsy hahaha dead

I’m not even a mum. that killed me

It wasn't even an auto correct fail on my part "

You could have lied to protect my ego...

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I need a diversion - I am in - be gentle as first time for me"

We’ll look after you I. Here

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

JamieHants my sexy friend says that tequila time is drawing ever closerrrrr

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

For Notsoposh

If you need after sun rubbed all over your amazing body, you know where I am,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JamieHants my sexy friend says that tequila time is drawing ever closerrrrr "

And I cannot wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have time for a cheeky round of this?

PM a message for someone else. They post it. Anonymous or reveal yourself."

Nope. No time, no time at all!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

PP my favourite couple want to let you know you are not invisible and appreciate everything you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estella lend me thy ear

My scrumptious looking sex pest mate wants to lavish your lady parts with her warm wet tongue...

Well that escalated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tuberose, my sexy mate says he's always adored you but is far to shy to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Boxing Guy:

I am going to rip that shirt off your back the first chance I get.

I hope it's not expensive

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Privateparts my tequila loving blue friend says she would very much like to interact with you and your private’s

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estella lend me thy ear

My scrumptious looking sex pest mate wants to lavish your lady parts with her warm wet tongue...

Well that escalated "

Ooooft!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Boxing Guy:

I am going to rip that shirt off your back the first chance I get.

I hope it's not expensive "

shit, I'm buying some spares already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mumsy hahaha dead

I’m not even a mum. that killed me

It wasn't even an auto correct fail on my part

You could have lied to protect my ego... "

Guilty

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Count us in.

Ms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estragon broseph fucking listen in.

My fuck pot mischievous friend wants to go incognito so the point is for you not to guess who sent it soooooo she (or he, who knows, dont worry it's a she) says...

Tell estragon that I want to plant my cheeks on his lush face and definitely undoubtedly possibly drown him in her...well you get the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy, my mate fancies a 24hr sesh, should be ok as you never sleep!!"

-.^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

Tell Testarossa she's a stunning woman and I want to nibble on her cream cakes if round 2 ever happens

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Testarossa, my lovely mate says would you like some ginge on ginge action.

He's such a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estragon broseph fucking listen in.

My fuck pot mischievous friend wants to go incognito so the point is for you not to guess who sent it soooooo she (or he, who knows, dont worry it's a she) says...

Tell estragon that I want to plant my cheeks on his lush face and definitely undoubtedly possibly drown him in her...well you get the idea "

What a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Intrigued32

"Can you tell _ntrigued32 they have some hot pictures

Thank u"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right the same who fucking knows friend wanted me to tell

FetishDave (excellent name) that I (her) want to play a fet scene with him..(think this means fetish scene, I'm getting a pegging vibe off her just sayin, bring anal lube and prepare to spread them think of england kinda thing) If he wouldn't mind telling me (her) his favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Estragon broseph fucking listen in.

My fuck pot mischievous friend wants to go incognito so the point is for you not to guess who sent it soooooo she (or he, who knows, dont worry it's a she) says...

Tell estragon that I want to plant my cheeks on his lush face and definitely undoubtedly possibly drown him in her...well you get the idea

What a way to go "

Mate they will write stories about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooh Nippsicklesssss.

My beautiful, boobalicious babe friend from last night, said

She can't believe you haven't figured her out yet

"

STOP THAT SHIT and just come and get me, ok....?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I'm innn

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Right the same who fucking knows friend wanted me to tell

FetishDave (excellent name) that I (her) want to play a fet scene with him..(think this means fetish scene, I'm getting a pegging vibe off her just sayin, bring anal lube and prepare to spread them think of england kinda thing) If he wouldn't mind telling me (her) his favourite "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Private parts my mate fancies you but has an upper age limit of 70 I'm afraid so no cigar for you

And the greggs/sex debate she said go for the pasty as you'll definitely know you'll get it

"

Story of my life!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My sexy southerner mate says

would you tell Intrigued32 that your mate is currently having extremely hot making thoughts about Jo. Would D like to come too"

Fffff*ckkk! YES!!

We should share our thoughts. And more!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estragon broseph fucking listen in.

My fuck pot mischievous friend wants to go incognito so the point is for you not to guess who sent it soooooo she (or he, who knows, dont worry it's a she) says...

Tell estragon that I want to plant my cheeks on his lush face and definitely undoubtedly possibly drown him in her...well you get the idea

What a way to go

Mate they will write stories about you "

I'll be known as THAT guy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy southerner mate says

would you tell Intrigued32 that your mate is currently having extremely hot making thoughts about Jo. Would D like to come too

Fffff*ckkk! YES!!

We should share our thoughts. And more!

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estragon and Pruebame my mate would love to get in between the two of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you kindly inform Jamie Hants of the following?

There once was a girl, Jamie Hants,

Who never ever wore any pants,

And her tits such delight

They were truly a sight

And really no need for implants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Im happy to forward messages

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Privateparts my tequila loving blue friend says she would very much like to interact with you and your private’s "

Well I'm totally confused now on both your messages?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A friend has messaaged to say:-

"Scarpetta16

Manners and a suit maketh the man, a sexy tie and hard cock awaits!"

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oreo, you sexy man....

My damn gorgeous mate says she's got her eyes on you. She would like to make it her hands.

And damn man. She's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Happy to pass on messages, though my friends list is woefully small. Just my friends list, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could you kindly inform Jamie Hants of the following?

There once was a girl, Jamie Hants,

Who never ever wore any pants,

And her tits such delight

They were truly a sight

And really no need for implants."

I’m not sure who this poet could be

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Privateparts my tequila loving blue friend says she would very much like to interact with you and your private’s

Well I'm totally confused now on both your messages?"

I confuse you lots anyway you should be used to it by now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh Intrigued my little darlings,

My hunky mate said

Tell intrigued this naughty and pretty handsome chap has his eyes fixed on Jo's great profile pic"

Why thank you.

Jo.Xx

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

My hot friend said Can you tell Estragon I’d like to sit on his face, put my arms in the air, scream ‘I want to go faster’ and ride him like a rollercoaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foxy, my super hunky mate wants me to tell you:

“plain and simple I fancy her!” "

Well I've no idea who that is.. !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hot friend said Can you tell Estragon I’d like to sit on his face, put my arms in the air, scream ‘I want to go faster’ and ride him like a rollercoaster"

I used to work at a theme park actually so I'm well aware of the safety protocol for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous couple friends lady half asked:

"Can you please tell private parts that his belt would look good on my arse... he can take it in turns with the Mr's belt..."

Oh and what an arse she has...!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My super sexy mate says

PeterPan101

Fucking oooffftt. That is all

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Message for Intrigued32

"Can you tell _ntrigued32 they have some hot pictures

Thank u""

We do try!

Thank you it's much appreciated.

Jo.Xx

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

Hey PrivateParts I've been told to tell you that you've got a very shy admirer

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"My gorgeous couple friends lady half asked:

"Can you please tell private parts that his belt would look good on my arse... he can take it in turns with the Mr's belt..."

Oh and what an arse she has...! "

Can you tell them it would be a pleasure to help make her arse glow

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My mate messaged to say..

'Devils Angel'

- She always deserve to be charmed, I only hope I can get to play for her for more than 60 seconds one day."

Jo.Xx

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"My mate messaged to say..

'Devils Angel'

- She always deserve to be charmed, I only hope I can get to play for her for more than 60 seconds one day."

That's lovely, thank you xx

Jo.Xx "

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jamie!

I’ve got a message from my mate he said that your pics give him some seriously wicked naughty thoughts!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo, you sexy man....

My damn gorgeous mate says she's got her eyes on you. She would like to make it her hands.

And damn man. She's fine"

Oooh she should make herself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie!

I’ve got a message from my mate he said that your pics give him some seriously wicked naughty thoughts!

D."

In a mumsy kind of way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha still chuckling over mumsy. Think we gonna need another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha still chuckling over mumsy. Think we gonna need another thread "

I will *never* get over it.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Another for Jamie Hants.

My incredibly sexy friend has asked me to please tell Jamie Hants that your mate is very much looking forward to getting to know her a lot better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuberose! My lovely friend thinks you’re wonderful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Slappy listen in. My hawwwt mate says

Could you let Slappy know I'm enjoying chatting to him please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is _lappy even a person here

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oi there's nothing wrong with Mumsy!!

I suppose there is if you don't have kids!

Jo.Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't have a clue.

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