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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis ."

Do TV's come in that size too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not funny. Seek help.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That’s not funny. Seek help. "
Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis ."

Hope you measure it against a sky remote for accurate fab sizing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

"

But you don't use it as a rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Nice bum!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Hope you measure it against a sky remote for accurate fab sizing."

No of course not , I have BT

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

But you don't use it as a rule? "

Of course , it fits snugly inside a Subway roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

But you don't use it as a rule? "

This level of pun has tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s not funny. Seek help.

Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian "

Fuck off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That’s not funny. Seek help.

Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian

Fuck off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belle is my favourite girl. She can have all of my 12 inch!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis ."

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Belle is my favourite girl. She can have all of my 12 inch!"

What meat ya got in it and there better be cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Belle is my favourite girl. She can have all of my 12 inch!

What meat ya got in it and there better be cheese "

It's wild meat. Bit hot and spicy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Hope you measure it against a sky remote for accurate fab sizing."

Always a lynx Africa can for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Hope you measure it against a sky remote for accurate fab sizing.

Always a lynx Africa can for me"

Miniature ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s not funny. Seek help.

Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian

Fuck off "

That's what they said to him xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you "

But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Belle is my favourite girl. She can have all of my 12 inch!

What meat ya got in it and there better be cheese

It's wild meat. Bit hot and spicy!"

Just the way I like it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x"

I can’t turn my eye up and laugh at the same time so nope

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That’s not funny. Seek help.

Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian

Fuck off

That's what they said to him xx"

In so many words yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Belle is my favourite girl. She can have all of my 12 inch!

What meat ya got in it and there better be cheese

It's wild meat. Bit hot and spicy!

Just the way I like it "

Taxi to Derry please!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x

I can’t turn my eye up and laugh at the same time so nope "

I know you love me really , admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s not funny. Seek help.

Where ?? I've tried every shrink in Britian

Fuck off

That's what they said to him xx In so many words yes "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ..."

Yes, with me its normally leave.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x

I can’t turn my eye up and laugh at the same time so nope I know you love me really , admit it "

I suppose you are growing on me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x

I can’t turn my eye up and laugh at the same time so nope I know you love me really , admit it

I suppose you are growing on me "

Yeah about 12 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Ohh ffs nope that would be me laughing at you and not with you But you laughed nonetheless so I rest my case x

I can’t turn my eye up and laugh at the same time so nope I know you love me really , admit it

I suppose you are growing on me Yeah about 12 inches "

Mine grows in her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

"

Are you always grumpy?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Are you always grumpy?"

Not as much as me

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

"

Well, he would have made you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Are you always grumpy?"

No ... I’m actually hilarious, but honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Are you always grumpy?

No ... I’m actually hilarious, but honest"

What is the correlation between both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh "

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

"

You're taking this far too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

You're taking this far too seriously "

Oh sorry I forgot - I’ll try to behave in a way that’s deemed correct on here

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

You're taking this far too seriously

Oh sorry I forgot - I’ll try to behave in a way that’s deemed correct on here "

Naughty step (no laughing!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

You're taking this far too seriously

Oh sorry I forgot - I’ll try to behave in a way that’s deemed correct on here "

I think you and me should get together one day and discover your funny bone. Thoughts?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

People say I’m funny but alas, I think they mean funny peculiar.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

You're taking this far too seriously

Oh sorry I forgot - I’ll try to behave in a way that’s deemed correct on here "

That's ok no problem

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You can buy fake Sky remotes that are in fact half size to make ya cock look massive but if you get a meet your gonna get told return/delete and f off ya nobs like a AAA battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis ."

Would you like a joke book for your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always told If you can make a woman laugh your half way to getting them in bed. My problem is I'm always stuck at half way as when they see me naked they laugh at me not with me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you can make a girl laugh you can make a girl do anything ...

So ...

I have a 12 inch Penis .

Would you like a joke book for your birthday?"

No thankyou . I'd rather have 11.5 inches added to my penis

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

That's a fine line of laughing with them or at them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's a fine line of laughing with them or at them "

I'm fine with either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man could make me do as anything by making me laugh

Well, he would have made you laugh

I took it as this

If he can make you laugh, you’ll do anything for him

You're taking this far too seriously

Oh sorry I forgot - I’ll try to behave in a way that’s deemed correct on here "

Don’t do it Floro

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